Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 4 Tang Sanjian's Dream of Martial Arts

"I have a glorious task for you! You must be careful." Tang Sanjian said to Tang Shuang earnestly.

not good!The task is certainly not honorable, but it is certainly difficult.

Tang Shuang has already experienced many battles, "Oh, Dad~ If I can put my heart into it, I won't fail the exam. If I leave it to me, it will definitely be a bad thing. Leave it to someone else~"

"Then who do you say to give it to! I'm just your son, inheriting the father's career, whoever you don't!" Tang Sanjian instantly recovered his true colors.

"Such as Candy? She is so cute, and you dote on her so much." Under Tang Sanjian's murderous eyes, Tang Shuang insisted, "As the saying goes, as much love as you can enjoy, you have to bear as much responsibility."

Tang Sanjian stared at Tang Shuang for ten seconds, yes!It was ten seconds, Tang Shuang counted silently in his heart, because he planned to raise his hand and surrender at No. 12 seconds.

"See what's hanging on the wall?"

It was an eight-sided tattooed steel long sword, Tang Shuang's uncle, Tang Sanjian's eldest brother, Tang Dajian's proud work, known as Zhao Yunjian.

Don't need to talk about Tang Sanjian, Tang Shuang understood in seconds, the subtext is: the long sword must drink blood when it is unsheathed, you'd better accept the task honestly.

Tang Shuang immediately changed her words: "The son inherits the father's business, and the father's debts are repaid by the son. You just hand over the task!"

Tang Sanjian opened a document in the computer and said: "When I'm away, you update according to my outline. Although your writing is not good, there is no way out of it. The important thing is to make your mother happy. Bar."

He is obviously a professor engaged in academic research, but he inherited the martial arts dream from his grandfather. From his name, we can see how glorious the old Tang family is.

Tang Sanjian ranks third, so it is called Tang Sanjian, followed by Tang Erjian and Tang Dajian.

Tang Shuang's generation was originally going to be named according to the elements of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, and five elements. Fortunately, Tang Sanjian, who has read poetry and books, rejected the name Tang Shui and replaced it with "Shuang".

In recent years, he has been obsessed with the creation of martial arts novels, and has written more than 200 million words one after another. The fourth book was just completed a year ago.

His more than 200 million words are real, without any moisture.Brother Sanjian is a real person and doesn't know how to irrigate.

From Tang Shuang's point of view, several of his martial arts novels are of the third-rate standard, and it is impossible for the publisher of ghost spirits to publish them for him, but he still prints [-] copies of each at his own expense and sends them away to relatives and friends. friend.

If it is out of stock, it will be reprinted, but this unexpected situation has never happened.

He is currently writing another book, which has been updated to 20 words.

Tang Shuang suggested irresponsibly: "This novel of yours has been fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, so you might as well stop updating it and take advantage of the vacation to conceive it carefully. When you come back, it will become a blockbuster, shocking everyone with your skills, and shocking thousands of jaws. Dominate the rivers and lakes, and live forever, forever and ever. What do you think?"

"The preface doesn't match the postscript, what are you talking about, and you still learn Chinese! Shame! However, what you said makes sense."

Brother Sanjian is so desperate for face. He obviously said that his heart is on the line, but he just wants to squirm for a while, scholar!I'm not happy~
"I promised readers that I will update [-] words this month, and I can't break my promise. However, your idea is very good, and I decided to adopt it. In this way, you update while I conceive, the best of both worlds."

Tang Shuang: "..."

Today is July 7rd, Tang Shuang asked: "How many words have you updated this month?"

"Not a single word!"

……

Next, the two discussed the "Sword of Impermanence" that Tang Sanjian was writing. Due to their disagreement, the two were not actually discussing, but were always arguing.

Tang Shuang said: "You martial arts writers are like officialdom novels. You have to study the psychology of readers. Why do people like martial arts? Because martial arts masters are all high-spirited, free like the wind, and roar when they see injustice. , chivalrous and righteous, with a clear distinction between love and hate! Once the court is involved, especially what you wrote, the court has intervened too much in the rivers and lakes, this is not called a hero, but an eagle dog..."

Tang Sanjian: "...you can tell me what to do~"

Tang Shuang: "You have to study the reader's psychology. Look at what you wrote. It's too serious and literary. It's a case of Wenqing disease. Who has nothing to do after eating? You have to be humorous and witty. Do you understand? ..."

Tang Shuang saw Tang Sanjian, who was usually invincible, stunned by what he said, she was complacent, and couldn't help letting go of a heart longing for freedom, and the more she spoke, the more she spoke.

"For example, in this passage, you wrote this: Suddenly spies came to report, Li Jin led the cavalry to go down to the pass, and yelled at the front of the stronghold. The general asked where the army was, and asked where the heroes are. Who dares to go forward and fight."

"You have nothing new to write like this, and it's boring to read. You have to be humorous. You should write: The spies came to report, rushed into the general's camp and shouted: Hug!!! Don’t look at it, they left the camp in a hurry, leaving behind the spies and the general...the ellipsis behind it is for the readers to think about it themselves.”

……

Candy is acting coquettish and cute in her mother's arms, the little guy is really loved by thousands of people!
Huang Xiangning thought that he would not be able to see the little cutie and the sweetheart for half a month, so he was very sad, and told Tangtanger what to do during the long days without parents... a lot of blah blah blah.

Suddenly there was a series of screams at this time, it was Xiao Shuangzi's voice!
Bai Jingjing's prickly ears became even more erect, and she ran to the scene of the incident to watch the excitement.

Tangtanger also twisted her body to watch the fun, Huang Xiangning hugged her and said, "Don't worry about your brother, let's have a private conversation tonight, okay?"

This is Candy's favorite. Compared with whispering to her mother, Xiaoshuang's beating becomes as light as a feather.

But she still has a little conscience, and said: "Then let Dad be gentle, Xiao Shuangzi still has to take care of the baby."

……

The next day, Tang Shuang drove her family to the airport, watched Brother Sanjian and Miss Xiangning walk away, and said to Tangtanger heartily: "Finally, I sent my father away. Alas, I really want to send Xiangning away." Take it back, sister!"

Tangtanger said with a smile: "Xiaoshuang, why is your mouth broken? It's so miserable. Dad must have hit you."

"Nonsense! No one in the old Tang family dares to touch me except you. Tell me! Did you beat me while I was sleeping?"

It's really going to be a hit~
But the wound on the corner of the mouth was indeed not caused by Brother Sanjian, but because he fell while running for his life...

"Obviously Dad called, I heard it all, you screamed like Jingjing."

Tang Shuang expressed displeasure at Tangtanger daring to expose his scars, and provoked: "Are you still a child? Mom and Dad don't want you, and you don't want to cry? Come on, cry!"

(End of this chapter)