Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 5 A good abacus

Candy didn't cry, she was a strong and optimistic baby.

Tang Shuang took the opportunity to pinch her chubby face wildly.

"Don't move, let my brother study it, are you a child or not, why are you so spooky?"

Candy was very embarrassed by Tang Shuang's research, and said coyly, "Mom said I'm getting cuter~"

Tang Shuang said mercilessly: "I think she is lying to children."

Although Candy is small, girls' nature of loving beauty and listening to praise remains unchanged.She akimbo angrily, gave Tang Shuang a kick, and then ran around in the airport hall.

There were so many people here, Tang Shuang was worried that she would lose it if she was not careful, so she hurried after her in two or three steps, and picked up the candy.

Candy yelled and hopped around, causing everyone in the hall to look around. Some even thought Tang Shuang was a villain and were about to come over to negotiate.

Candy raised a children's mobile phone hanging around his neck, in the shape of a pink hellokitty, "Dad said, if you dare to bully Tang, Tang will call and sue everywhere, and you will be in big trouble."

Tang Shuang: "..."

"Would you like to hear an interesting story?"

"Listen to the story~listen to the story~" Candy immediately ignored the past.

"My brother is going to tell you a very philosophical story today. Do you know what happiness is?"

"I don't know!" Candy said bluntly.

Alright~ Even if it’s hard to answer, let’s make a guess anyway.

"Happiness is actually your happiest moment. For example, you are the happiest when you are eating, the happiest when your mother is holding you, the happiest when you are wearing beautiful clothes, and the happiest when you are pooping... these are happiness."

Candy said disgustedly: "Huh~ It smells so bad when you pull papa."

Tang Shuang: "Freud said that all excretion has pleasure!"

Candy: "Huh?"

What are you talking about, kittens, dogs, and pigs?Children do not understand acridine.

……

Tangtanger asked: "Then Xiaoshuang, are you happy now?"

Tang Shuang laughed and said, "This is what my brother's story is about."

"One day, the little bear asked the mother bear: Mom, mother, what is happiness? The mother bear said, "My child, you can go to the forest and ask around. So the little bear walked into the forest by himself and asked them everywhere. It’s happiness. But the little rabbit, little fox, little monkey, little tiger, and little lion all say they don’t know.”

Tang Shuang led Tangtanger away while talking, "Does the puppy know?" Tangtanger asked.

"Puppy doesn't live in the forest~"

"We have puppies at home."

"You mean Bai Jingjing~ That's an idiot who doesn't know."

Whenever something happened to Tang Shuang, Bai Jingjing would excitedly run over to join in the fun, and then would surround him for a long time without leaving.

"Hmph! Jingjing is not an idiot, the puppy is so smart..."

Then Candy listed a lot of facts that proved that Bai Jingjing was very smart.

Tang Shuang said perfunctorily, with an expression of not arguing with children about such childish topics: "Then consider it smart~"

Candy refused: "Smarter than you~"

"Do you know that saying this will make me sad? If I'm sad, I won't have the strength to take care of you. If you don't have the strength, you will become a little beggar. If you become a little beggar, you won't be able to wear nice clothes..."

Candy said miserably: "Let's tell a story..."

Tang Shuang laughed and said, "Little Bear asked around, but he didn't ask Puppy, and the other little animals said they didn't know. But Little Bear still didn't give up. He walked around in the forest again and again, but still I don’t know what happiness is. In the evening, Little Bear was tired and hungry, so he decided to go home. When he got home, he found that the house was full of delicious and delicious meals. Little Bear was very moved, but he still wanted to know what happiness is. I asked my mother. Mother Bear patted his head lovingly and said, the greatest happiness is that the bear child is not at home all day.”

"Now my brother's happiness in life is ruined!"

Puchi!A cool beauty passing by heard the whole process and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Angrily, Tangtang picked up the mini mobile phone, expressing that she was very angry and wanted to call to complain. Before Mom and Dad left, Xiao Shuangzi began to dislike her. It was really unreasonable!No matter what I say, she is also my own sister, and she is so cute, everyone loves her.

……

Back in the car, Tang Shuang thought for a moment and took out her cell phone.

"Er Niang~ It's me, Xiaoshuang, eh, yes, it's summer vacation, huh? No, I haven't found a girlfriend yet, huh, who? Introduce me, I have a lot, huh? No! Okay, when will we meet? ..."

Ouch~ my mother!The phone turned into Erniang introducing Tang Shuang's girlfriend!

Listen to Er Niang talk for 10 minutes!

Tang Shuang's little face in the back seat was full of gossip, and she moved close to Tang Shuang's ear. During this time, Tang Shuang pushed her little head away several times, but the little guy sneaked over again at some point.

Tang Shuang should have thought of it a long time ago. The second mother is from the Northeast, and she is chatty!
In the end, Tang Shuang couldn't bear it any longer, and gave it all up, "Mother! I can hear Xiaoshuang say no, I haven't told you what I said so deeply, how about we chat after we finish talking?"

"It's like this, isn't it summer vacation, Candy~ cutie, she said that she misses Erniang very much, the dumplings made by Erniang are so delicious, and she wants to live with Erniang for ten days and a half a month, look How about we go see you now? What! Did you go back to the Northeast? The second uncle also went? Ah! When will you come back? One month, oh well, yes, it’s rare for you to go back to HLJ to see your relatives and friends , Erniang, you had a great time, I will bring you Tangtang to see you when I come back. Candy? Oh, you are fat again, fat and naughty, I am often beaten by her now..."

Tang Tanger refused to take the blame, and yelled in Tang Shuang's ear, "Crooked~ Er Niang Er Niang~ Xiao Shuang bullied me~ woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Then there was no suspense, the call turned into Erniang chatting with Tangtanger~ the big talk chatter and the small talk chatter chat!
Tang Shuang wanted to cry but had no tears. Originally, he had a good plan to throw the candy at Er Niang's house, and he regained his freedom!

But man is not as good as God.

Tangtanger didn't know that Tang Shuang wanted to get rid of her, and the little guy naively advised Tang Shuang, "Xiao Shuang, Xiao Shuang, let's go to Uncle's house~ Brother Huo Huo is so fun..."

Candy enthusiastically listed a lot of interesting people and things about the uncle's house.

But Tang Shuang resolutely refused: "No! His house is too scary!"

Candy argued: "Uncle often hugs me and rides a horse, and my aunt often cooks delicious food for me. They are all well. Brother Huo Huo and Brother Xiao Jin often tell stories to the baby, saying that I am so cute..."

"That's good for you, but bad for me!"

Tang Shuang's uncle, Tang Dajian, has serious patriarchal tendencies and treats boys like a typical tiger dad. Tang Shuang suffered a lot when he was a child.

Tang Shuang called her uncle again: "Uncle! Tangtanger misses you and wants to stay with you for a while... What! Aren't you at home?..."

Tangtanger asked caringly: "I can't go to Uncle's house either~"

Tang Shuang didn't give up, and called her cousin again, "Weiwei—sister!..."

Candy asked caringly: "Sister Weiwei can't go to her house either~"

……

Tang Shuang collapsed on the car sadly, completely desperate.

Tangtanger is a considerate little padded jacket. He patted his shoulders and said warmly: "Xiaoshuang, don't cry, don't cry. Although the big guys don't want you anymore, Tangtanger wants you. The Lun family will take good care of you. Don't worry, I won't leave you alone."

Tang Shuang glanced at the little piggy who was still in a daze, feeling a little warm in her heart, and at the same time feeling guilty, feeling ashamed for selling off the little piggy just now.

(End of this chapter)