Literary life with cute baby
Chapter 668 The chapter of the performance is called...
Chapter 668 The show called... (13)
After the math test, there is a language test.Tangtanger said to Sanjian's father who was going to give her the papers: "Dad, can I let the children rest?"
It's only been a while, and I have to take a break, but since the little sister asked, let's take a break, and go to the toilet if you want to go to the toilet.
The little sister said again, can I have something to eat during the rest, I am hungry, my head hurts a bit, I used my brain just now, and now my brain is very hurt.
Huang Xiangning was afraid that his little sister would be hungry, so he immediately prepared a fruit platter, including pears and bananas from the exam just now.The pears and bananas were cut into pieces, the little sister forked a piece of pear into her mouth, ate it with relish, then forked another piece of banana and fed it to the proctor Tang Xiaoshuang: "Xiaoshuang, eat a banana, you Bara~"
Tang Shuang stuttered, patted the little sister on the head, and said, "Thank you for the Banana Bara."
Huang Xiangning curiously asked what is banana bara. Tang Shuang explained that it was a unique way of eating bananas. She was worried that Xiao Zhuzhu would give a piece of banana bara to sister Xiangning, so Tang Shuang quickly took away the fruit platter without caring about the candies. Shouting that she only ate two yuan.
After taking away the fruit platter, Tang Shuang put the Chinese paper on the small desk, and said to Candy who was glaring at him angrily, "Don't stare at me, just do the paper."
Candy took a look, wow - there is really that poem of Goose Goose, and asked to write Goose Goose silently.Tangtanger glanced at Tang Shuang happily, raised her hand triumphantly, and wrote, worrying and forgetting when it was too late.
Writing poems from memory is the last question. Candy finished this question first, and then worked from the back to the front. The penultimate question is a judgment question.The first question is to cross the road with a zebra crossing, whether to hit √ or X, Candy hit √ without hesitation.
I just discussed crossing the road with Tang Shuang a few days ago, and she was very clear about it. Hmph, it's a joke, you still want to confuse her with such a simple topic?That is impossible!
The second question is to brush your teeth every morning and evening.This is also very simple, Candy hit √ without hesitation.
The third question is that the snacks given by others can be eaten.This is also very simple, if you don’t eat for nothing, you will suffer a loss, so Candy hit √ without hesitation.
The fourth question is that at home, in addition to listening to the words of the parents, you must also listen to the words of the elder brother.This is also very simple, ho ho ho ho~ Candy followed her heart and hit the first X without hesitation.Then I thought about it, no, I can’t do this, Xiaoshuang is the invigilator now, what if he gives zero points, what should I do, Xiao Zhuzhu crossed out the X and made a √.
After playing √, I secretly took a look at Xiaoshuang, and she was furious. Xiaoshuang was eating her fruit platter, a piece of banana bara, and a piece of pear, ehhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) ~...
Seeing Tangtang staring at him angrily, Tang Shuang pushed the fruit platter away, wiped her mouth, and stopped eating. The cheapskate was staring at him, what if she cried.
After completing the true or false questions, the next step is to fill in the antonyms. Xiao Zhuzhu glanced at the question and immediately glanced at Tang Shuang. He was worried that Tang Shuang would secretly eat her fruit platter, so he was absent-minded when doing the question and wrote very quickly.
Black-white.
about.
True—false, and immediately crossed out the word "的".
Happy--? ? ?This is so difficult, Tangtanger thought for a while, and wrote "sad".
cute--? ? ?This one is more difficult. Tangtanger thought for a while, but unexpectedly, when she saw Tang Shuang, she snickered and wrote "Great Demon King", and then added the prefix "Single Horn".
After finishing writing, I feel a little proud, ha.
The next question is "Are you a capable child?"
Is this still a question mark?I am a capable kid. Based on this premise, the answer written by Piggy Pig is:
I will (mop the floor) for Dad.
I give it to my mother (mopping the floor).
I help my brother (mopping the floor).
I (mop the floor) for everyone.
I am for the younger children (), here is not written mopping the floor, but (wiping the poop).
I will (mop the floor and wipe poop).
Then there is the mock topic.
The title is "Xiaobai is sick, the teacher sends Xiaobai to the hospital, and asks you to call Xiaobai's mother, the phone is connected, and you start talking."
Little Zhuzhu read it three times, beckoned Tang Shuang to come over, pointed to the word "tong" and asked what it was and what it meant to be connected together.
After Tang Shuang told her, Xiaozhuzhu started to work on the topic. She has a plan in mind. Talking is her specialty. Let alone Xiaobai's mother, she can talk to everyone's mother.But now she doesn't want Balabala to chat endlessly, she has to hurry up so that she can have a fruit platter during the intermission, otherwise Xiaoshuang will finish it.
You: Xiaobai is sick~
Xiaobai's mother: Aww.
You: don't you care?
Xiaobai's mother: Not biological.
You: ah~ ah ah ah ah
He also drew a crazy little man with his head in his hands.
After passing five levels and killing six generals, I finally got to the last question, which turned out to be a trap question again!
What a blatant trap question!But Little Pig is not afraid, she can flatten the pit with one kick.
Questions about queuing:
Does the little rabbit run faster up the hill, or down the hill?
This, this, this, little piggy face is full of question marks, she is not a little rabbit, how can she know whether to run fast uphill or downhill.
Little Pig got stuck here, thought for a long time, and finally raised her hand to ask, can she go to the room to find Tang Xiaoguo.
Why ask Tang Xiaoguo, because Tang Xiaoguo is a rabbit, she has to ask the rabbit.
But Tang Sanjian rejected the application. First, he didn't think it was necessary. Tang Xiaoguo was a doll and couldn't answer the questions. Second, he believed that the seriousness of the exam must be maintained, and he couldn't leave the exam room at will.
The little pig pursed his mouth, hum!She racked her brains and finally made her think of it. She was very tired climbing the stairs, and she felt like flying when going down the stairs. The last time I went to Lushan Mountain, I was tired when I went up the mountain, and I went down the mountain very fast. I believe the little rabbit is the same, so I wrote " The little rabbit runs fast down the hill."
"It's done, it's done~ hand in the paper!" Little Pig happily raised his hand to hand in the paper, and Tang Shuang went to collect it, but she refused and asked to exchange it with a fruit platter.
Tang Shuang brought her the fruit platter, then got the test paper, glanced at it casually, and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Tangtang'er felt that Xiaoshuang's smile was malicious, and she was very upset.
"I'm not laughing at anything." Tang Shuang said, "Now it's time for you to perform a short story, go and get ready."
Candy babbled and ate, let's eat for a while, and her father didn't urge her.
Tang Shuang handed both the Chinese paper and the math paper to Brother Sanjian. Brother Sanjian turned off the computer and began to check Tangtanger's exam status. Sister Xiangning also came to look curiously.
Seeing this, Candy slowed down as she ate and ate. She was a little worried that she might fail the exam. She was very confident when she handed in the paper. Shuang laughed, when the big devil laughs, it is always when he wants to do bad things.
Huang Xiangning occasionally looked up at Tangtanger, Tangtanger immediately caught her mother's gaze, and responded with a smirk, please let me go, please give me full marks~
Tang Sanjian: "Tangtang, don't you want to perform? Let's see you perform now."
Candy quickly finished the pear in his mouth, and asked: "Dad, Candy don't have to write a composition after performing, right? You have to keep your word."
Tang Sanjian assured that he would not cheat, Tangtanger felt relieved, left the small desk, ran out of the room in a gust of wind, and did not know why, after a while, footsteps came from the door again, and the little piggy lay on the door He said to the adults of Old Tang's family: "I'm about to start, you have to be mentally prepared."
Is this going to be a horror movie?
Tang Shuang quickly took out her phone and turned on the camera, not only mentally but also physically ready.Huang Xiangning stood beside him, looking at the door with a smile, waiting for his little sister to perform.
Tang Sanjian shouted towards the empty door: "Tang Tang, start your performance."
Then, in the eyes of everyone, Little Pig tilted her head, held her hands in her hands, and walked in like a headache... The program she performed today was called "Going Shopping with Duck".
(End of this chapter)
After the math test, there is a language test.Tangtanger said to Sanjian's father who was going to give her the papers: "Dad, can I let the children rest?"
It's only been a while, and I have to take a break, but since the little sister asked, let's take a break, and go to the toilet if you want to go to the toilet.
The little sister said again, can I have something to eat during the rest, I am hungry, my head hurts a bit, I used my brain just now, and now my brain is very hurt.
Huang Xiangning was afraid that his little sister would be hungry, so he immediately prepared a fruit platter, including pears and bananas from the exam just now.The pears and bananas were cut into pieces, the little sister forked a piece of pear into her mouth, ate it with relish, then forked another piece of banana and fed it to the proctor Tang Xiaoshuang: "Xiaoshuang, eat a banana, you Bara~"
Tang Shuang stuttered, patted the little sister on the head, and said, "Thank you for the Banana Bara."
Huang Xiangning curiously asked what is banana bara. Tang Shuang explained that it was a unique way of eating bananas. She was worried that Xiao Zhuzhu would give a piece of banana bara to sister Xiangning, so Tang Shuang quickly took away the fruit platter without caring about the candies. Shouting that she only ate two yuan.
After taking away the fruit platter, Tang Shuang put the Chinese paper on the small desk, and said to Candy who was glaring at him angrily, "Don't stare at me, just do the paper."
Candy took a look, wow - there is really that poem of Goose Goose, and asked to write Goose Goose silently.Tangtanger glanced at Tang Shuang happily, raised her hand triumphantly, and wrote, worrying and forgetting when it was too late.
Writing poems from memory is the last question. Candy finished this question first, and then worked from the back to the front. The penultimate question is a judgment question.The first question is to cross the road with a zebra crossing, whether to hit √ or X, Candy hit √ without hesitation.
I just discussed crossing the road with Tang Shuang a few days ago, and she was very clear about it. Hmph, it's a joke, you still want to confuse her with such a simple topic?That is impossible!
The second question is to brush your teeth every morning and evening.This is also very simple, Candy hit √ without hesitation.
The third question is that the snacks given by others can be eaten.This is also very simple, if you don’t eat for nothing, you will suffer a loss, so Candy hit √ without hesitation.
The fourth question is that at home, in addition to listening to the words of the parents, you must also listen to the words of the elder brother.This is also very simple, ho ho ho ho~ Candy followed her heart and hit the first X without hesitation.Then I thought about it, no, I can’t do this, Xiaoshuang is the invigilator now, what if he gives zero points, what should I do, Xiao Zhuzhu crossed out the X and made a √.
After playing √, I secretly took a look at Xiaoshuang, and she was furious. Xiaoshuang was eating her fruit platter, a piece of banana bara, and a piece of pear, ehhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) ~...
Seeing Tangtang staring at him angrily, Tang Shuang pushed the fruit platter away, wiped her mouth, and stopped eating. The cheapskate was staring at him, what if she cried.
After completing the true or false questions, the next step is to fill in the antonyms. Xiao Zhuzhu glanced at the question and immediately glanced at Tang Shuang. He was worried that Tang Shuang would secretly eat her fruit platter, so he was absent-minded when doing the question and wrote very quickly.
Black-white.
about.
True—false, and immediately crossed out the word "的".
Happy--? ? ?This is so difficult, Tangtanger thought for a while, and wrote "sad".
cute--? ? ?This one is more difficult. Tangtanger thought for a while, but unexpectedly, when she saw Tang Shuang, she snickered and wrote "Great Demon King", and then added the prefix "Single Horn".
After finishing writing, I feel a little proud, ha.
The next question is "Are you a capable child?"
Is this still a question mark?I am a capable kid. Based on this premise, the answer written by Piggy Pig is:
I will (mop the floor) for Dad.
I give it to my mother (mopping the floor).
I help my brother (mopping the floor).
I (mop the floor) for everyone.
I am for the younger children (), here is not written mopping the floor, but (wiping the poop).
I will (mop the floor and wipe poop).
Then there is the mock topic.
The title is "Xiaobai is sick, the teacher sends Xiaobai to the hospital, and asks you to call Xiaobai's mother, the phone is connected, and you start talking."
Little Zhuzhu read it three times, beckoned Tang Shuang to come over, pointed to the word "tong" and asked what it was and what it meant to be connected together.
After Tang Shuang told her, Xiaozhuzhu started to work on the topic. She has a plan in mind. Talking is her specialty. Let alone Xiaobai's mother, she can talk to everyone's mother.But now she doesn't want Balabala to chat endlessly, she has to hurry up so that she can have a fruit platter during the intermission, otherwise Xiaoshuang will finish it.
You: Xiaobai is sick~
Xiaobai's mother: Aww.
You: don't you care?
Xiaobai's mother: Not biological.
You: ah~ ah ah ah ah
He also drew a crazy little man with his head in his hands.
After passing five levels and killing six generals, I finally got to the last question, which turned out to be a trap question again!
What a blatant trap question!But Little Pig is not afraid, she can flatten the pit with one kick.
Questions about queuing:
Does the little rabbit run faster up the hill, or down the hill?
This, this, this, little piggy face is full of question marks, she is not a little rabbit, how can she know whether to run fast uphill or downhill.
Little Pig got stuck here, thought for a long time, and finally raised her hand to ask, can she go to the room to find Tang Xiaoguo.
Why ask Tang Xiaoguo, because Tang Xiaoguo is a rabbit, she has to ask the rabbit.
But Tang Sanjian rejected the application. First, he didn't think it was necessary. Tang Xiaoguo was a doll and couldn't answer the questions. Second, he believed that the seriousness of the exam must be maintained, and he couldn't leave the exam room at will.
The little pig pursed his mouth, hum!She racked her brains and finally made her think of it. She was very tired climbing the stairs, and she felt like flying when going down the stairs. The last time I went to Lushan Mountain, I was tired when I went up the mountain, and I went down the mountain very fast. I believe the little rabbit is the same, so I wrote " The little rabbit runs fast down the hill."
"It's done, it's done~ hand in the paper!" Little Pig happily raised his hand to hand in the paper, and Tang Shuang went to collect it, but she refused and asked to exchange it with a fruit platter.
Tang Shuang brought her the fruit platter, then got the test paper, glanced at it casually, and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Tangtang'er felt that Xiaoshuang's smile was malicious, and she was very upset.
"I'm not laughing at anything." Tang Shuang said, "Now it's time for you to perform a short story, go and get ready."
Candy babbled and ate, let's eat for a while, and her father didn't urge her.
Tang Shuang handed both the Chinese paper and the math paper to Brother Sanjian. Brother Sanjian turned off the computer and began to check Tangtanger's exam status. Sister Xiangning also came to look curiously.
Seeing this, Candy slowed down as she ate and ate. She was a little worried that she might fail the exam. She was very confident when she handed in the paper. Shuang laughed, when the big devil laughs, it is always when he wants to do bad things.
Huang Xiangning occasionally looked up at Tangtanger, Tangtanger immediately caught her mother's gaze, and responded with a smirk, please let me go, please give me full marks~
Tang Sanjian: "Tangtang, don't you want to perform? Let's see you perform now."
Candy quickly finished the pear in his mouth, and asked: "Dad, Candy don't have to write a composition after performing, right? You have to keep your word."
Tang Sanjian assured that he would not cheat, Tangtanger felt relieved, left the small desk, ran out of the room in a gust of wind, and did not know why, after a while, footsteps came from the door again, and the little piggy lay on the door He said to the adults of Old Tang's family: "I'm about to start, you have to be mentally prepared."
Is this going to be a horror movie?
Tang Shuang quickly took out her phone and turned on the camera, not only mentally but also physically ready.Huang Xiangning stood beside him, looking at the door with a smile, waiting for his little sister to perform.
Tang Sanjian shouted towards the empty door: "Tang Tang, start your performance."
Then, in the eyes of everyone, Little Pig tilted her head, held her hands in her hands, and walked in like a headache... The program she performed today was called "Going Shopping with Duck".
(End of this chapter)
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