Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 669 "Go shopping with ducks" that made Tang Shuang furious

Koda Duck, played by Tangtanger, came in with a wag. Huang Xiangning saw her covering her ears with her hands, not knowing what it meant.Tang Shuang explained in a low voice, saying that it was covering her head, not her ears. Because her hands were short, it looked like she was covering her ears, but it was not.

Sister Xiangning asked curiously why she covered her head. Tang Shuang explained that the Kodak ducks only had headaches, and they habitually covered their heads with both hands because they had thoughts.Then Sister Xiangning asked what the mind was, and Tang Shuang explained it to her.

While he was explaining, he watched Tangtanger's performance. The villain came in with her head covered. Bai Jingjing appeared from behind her, and even scratched Tangtanger's leg with her claws. I kicked it with my leg, which means let it go away quickly, don't disturb the little fairy's performance, she is taking an exam.

Bai Jingjing was kicked, took a few steps back, and squatted at the door of the study to watch curiously, with her ears pricked up.

"Canda Duck is going to take the bus~" Since we are going shopping first, we must go out first. If we don't have a car, we can only take the bus. It's hard work and frugal. Brother Sanjian and Miss Xiangning looked at the little baby with a funny face Performance.

Tang Shuang suddenly said at this time: "How do you toss a coin, little duck?"

"Huh?" Candy was taken aback, blinked, and looked at Tang Shuang in a daze, obviously not thinking about this problem, the little duck was covering her head with her hand, but it should be fine to toss a coin, so she said: "Grab it with your hands." Coin, ding~ put it in."

Tang Shuang found fault: "Kadao Duck has a terrible headache, and he can't put his hands down, and his head will explode when he puts it down. You should think about it clearly, whether you want money but don't want your life, or you want your life and don't want money."

Tangtang'er's face instantly swelled up, and she felt that Xiaoshuang was deliberately embarrassing her, wanting her to score zero in the exam, hum!
"I owe it first!" Candy said loudly, as if she was an uncle, and the uncle owed you a dollar for taking the bus to save face, don't be blah blah.

Tang Shuang still wanted to talk, but Huang Xiangning stabbed her in the back, don't play tricks and disturb her sister's performance.

Tang Shuang shut up immediately, and let Koda Ya take the Bawang bus.

The little pig wooed a few times, indicating that she was on the street, and it was her favorite street. There were shops selling toys, clothes, and delicious food. She swayed in the study Put it on, look left and right, and when you see someone selling candied haws, they say they want a bunch.

"Boss~ Big boss~ A bunch of candied haws~" Dada Ya shouted.

Da Keda Duck looked at Tang Shuang, blinked his eyes, and Tang Shuang understood immediately, picked up a pencil and pretended to be candied haws: "Ahem~ Here's a bunch, right? Take it, and here it is."

Da Keda smiled and stretched out his hand to take it, but Tang Shuang knocked his hand away. Da Daya said in shock: "Beat me! The boss beat me~"

Tang Shuang almost laughed out loud, held back, and said, "Give me the money! I took the Bawang bus just now, and now I still want to eat Bawang candied haws?"

Koda Ya shook his head: "No money!"

Then he stretched out his hand to Tang Shuang: "Xiao Shuang, lend me 10 yuan, you can't go shopping without money."

Tang Shuang said, "Am I the boss selling candied haws, or your brother?"

Dada Duck said: "You are Xiaoshuang now, Xiaoshuang, give me 10 yuan."

Tang Shuang touched the palm of her hand and pretended to give 10 yuan. Tang Tanger looked at her palm and said, "You didn't give it!"

This guy actually wanted real money. Tang Shuang thought for a while, took out her wallet, and took a peek at it. There was money, but she felt that there was no return for the meat bun to beat the dog, so she lied and said that she didn't have any change, so she asked Brother Sanjian for it.

Koda Duck immediately reached out to Brother Sanjian: "Father, give me 10 yuan to go shopping."

Tang Sanjian opened the desk drawer, took out 10 yuan from it and gave it to Koda Ya.

Da Ya smiled and immediately put the money in his pocket, and said, "Another 20 yuan."

Tang Sanjian hadn't closed the drawer yet, so he happened to have some change, so he casually gave it to her.

Koda Duck immediately put the money in his pocket, and said, "Another 30 yuan."

Tang Sanjian asked why it cost so much, and Koda Ya said that buying vegetables is so expensive now, and a few tomatoes cost more than ten yuan, so how can such a small amount of money be enough to spend now.

Tang Sanjian thinks about it too, who's daughter doesn't have tens of thousands of dollars when she goes shopping, and the old Tang's family only has tens of thousands, which is already very poor and shabby, so give it.

Koda Ya immediately put the money in his pocket and said, "Can I give you another 50 yuan?"

Tang Sanjian asked impatiently if he could finish in one breath.

Koda Duck immediately said: "Then give me 200 yuan if you love me."

Tang Sanjian almost spat out a mouthful of blood in his throat.

Tang Shuang immediately spoke for Tangtanger: "Dad, it's just a prop, give it to you, and I'll return it to you after the performance."

Koda Duck also echoed, "Dad, it's just a prop, give it to me, and I'll just return it to you after the performance."

Tang Sanjian didn't doubt that he had him, so if he gave it, Tangtang'er immediately put it in her pocket, now her pocket is full of banknotes.

Tang Shuang and her looked at each other. This was the tacit understanding cultivated in the past. They didn't communicate at all beforehand, but they were relentless when they tricked Brother Three Swords.

Poor Sanjian's father, he was cheated by his daughter not long ago in his small coffers, and now he cheated of his little pocket money, why would he get it back? It's absolutely impossible.

The performance continued, and Dada Duck continued to buy candied haws.

Da Keda stretched out his hand and asked the boss to give her a bunch of large candied haws.

Tang Shuang, who played the role of the boss, said, "Give me the money!"

Dada Duck thought for a while, don't care about this little money now, after the exam is over, there is plenty of pocket money, so he quickly took out the smallest 10 yuan note from his pocket, put it in Tang Shuang's hand, and said, "Here is the candied haws~ "

Tang Shuang treated the pencil as a candied haws and handed it to Da Keda.Da Keda was greedy to take it and eat it, but Tang Shuang knocked his hand off suddenly, and said in shock: "Beat me! The boss beat me again~"

Tang Shuang said: "Your hands! Koda Duck is covering his head, you don't have extra hands to hold candied haws."

Kada Duck thought about it, oh yeah, her hands are going to cover her head, so what should I do if it is swollen?Going shopping without eating candied haws is tantamount to shopping in vain.

Tang Shuang opened his mouth, licked the candied haws, ate it in one bite, then threw the pencil that completed the mission into the pen holder, and said to the candy who was looking at him eagerly: "You can't eat it, but Koda Duck can't eat it. Let me replace it." You eat, let's go, let's continue shopping, the show continues."

Steal the show!Xiaoshuang steals the show! !

Tangtanger got angry, took her money, and even ate her candied haws. It's really unreasonable, big devil!

Koda Ya looked at Huang Xiangning and asked for help.

Sister Xiangning patted Tang Shuang's head lightly, and said to Tangtanger: "Brother is naughty, mom taught her for you, can you continue to perform, we will eat the candied haws just now as you."

"Okay~ The Nalun family will continue."

Koda Duck continued to go shopping, but she was unwilling. The difference between "just eat it" and "really eat it" was too big, which affected her follow-up performance. Blame Xiaoshuang, hum!She really wanted to eat candied haws, but she was eaten by Xiaoshuang, the big devil.

Koda Ya continued to go shopping, walked to the side of the road, and saw a street artist playing the piano on the side of the road.Upduck Duck is going to listen and take a look.She is a very musical upbringing duck, not only knows how to eat and drink, but she has more advanced tastes.

Little Zhuzhu ignored the past and continued to wink at Tang Shuang. Tang Shuang immediately sat in front of the small desk and tapped her fingers on it, pretending to be playing the piano.

Dada Duck pretended that there were many people watching, she stood outside the crowd and praised: "What a great music, I like it so much, um, Ducky Duck is going to watch, oh, there are so many people, who can make a way Give it to the Lun family."

As soon as Koda Duck finished speaking, Little Pig immediately acted as passers-by A, B, C, and D...

"Ah, it's the little fairy."

"It's the Kodak Duck, the little princess of the Kodak Duck Clan."

"Wow - I really like the little princess of the duck duck."

"She will be Her Majesty the Queen."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, look at me—"

Some brainless praise will be omitted later...

After admiring the nymphomaniac, passers-by made way for Koda Duck to walk in front of the piano prince.

Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning were stunned, their foreheads were sweating, it was incredible.

Koda Duck walked up to the piano prince proudly, and said brazenly: "I can sing all the songs in this world, I..."

Interrupted by the piano prince, Tang Shuang, who played the guest role of the piano prince, began to find fault: "What do you mean! My music is the best in the world, but you are covering your ears? What do you mean! How dare you insult me? Tell me clearly, otherwise Don't even think about leaving today, even if you leave, I will chase after the Duck Clan to ask for an explanation, hum!"

Koda Duck said in shock: "I didn't! I'm listening."

The piano prince said: "You obviously covered your ears, but you took your ears, uh, no, you took your hands off."

Seeing that Kada Duck really wanted to take his hand off, Tang Shuang immediately turned back to his real body, and quickly said: "The Dada Duck family has headaches, and their heads will explode when you take your hand off. Don't lose face."

Why is this problem again!It's the same as taking the bus just now!Candy went crazy and wanted to bite Xiaoshuang!Hmm ~ uh uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tang Shuang saw that Kada Duck was intimidated, gave her a step down, and said, "Hurry up and take back what you just said, just change the sentence that you said that all songs in this world can be sung, and change it to say that the prince of piano can sing all over the world." Play, if you don’t talk, it’s not over.”

Deceiving too much, Koda Ya covered his head and looked at Tang Sanjian, but Tang Sanjian didn't care, it was a discussion between the two of you, he only looked at the result and didn't resolve the dispute.Koda Duck looked at Huang Xiangning again, Huang Xiangning smiled and said, "I'm watching your performance, I can't disturb you."

Got it, little piggy got it, everyone gave up on her, what should I do?Do you want to give in to the big devil, this villain, who messed up her performance, will not let him go tomorrow!snort!

"I'm sorry~ Little Piano Prince, you can play all the songs in the world, you are so good, can you let me go?" Koda Duck said aggrievedly, but Little Pig was furious in his heart. The bullying, she wants to fight back.

The piano prince said reservedly and proudly: "For the sake of you being a little duck, I will let you go this time, don't do it next time, you can listen to me play the piano, but you must put your hands down and listen carefully. "

Koda Duck continued to go shopping, and when he was far away, he said loudly to the piano prince: "I won't come to listen to you play the piano again!"

Koda Duck continued to go shopping, and soon met another slightly smaller Koda Duck, who also came to go shopping, so the two had a conversation, talking about "Do you have a headache recently?" "You learn to be anxious?" Is it frozen?" and so on...

Tang Shuang was still playing the other Kodak Duck. Tang Shuang was a little puzzled. Little Zhuzhu dared to ask him to play a cameo role. Wouldn't he be afraid of him making trouble again?

What Tang Shuang didn't know was that because of his trouble, Xiaozhuzhu temporarily changed the script, and everything was slipping into the unknown...

Candy Duck, played by Candy, said to Tang Shuang, "I'm a little princess, and I'm rich. I'll treat you to delicious food, okay?"

Koda Ya, played by Tang Shuang, nodded and said, "That's great, buy more, I haven't eaten for three days, and my family is poor."

Candy Duck, played by Candy, showed a sympathetic expression and wanted to pat his head. He stood on tiptoe and tried twice, but it was too high to be able to pat him. Instead, he patted his shoulder and said in an elder tone: "You It’s right here, don’t move around, Xiaoyaya will go and buy some oranges for you to eat~”

And then... there is no more, "Kudaduck Going Shopping" came to an abrupt end, and the two Ducks ran wildly, and the other chased wildly... They rushed out of the study room, leaving a black line on their face Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning.

"Mom~ help, help, Xiaoshuang wants to eat children—"

　No more today.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)