I really don't want to be a doctor
Chapter 99 I'll post an article with your name
Chapter 99 I'll post an article with your name
After Zhou Baolin tried to catch the mouse, other students also started to try.
To Jing Xiaoran's surprise, he underestimated these girls in the laboratory, or the girls who dare to study medicine actually have a certain psychological endurance.
Ordinary girls probably avoid these fluffy mice when they see them.
But now, Ji Ying, Luo Xin and many other girls have put on gloves, imitating Jing Xiaoran, and started looking for tails in the rat cage.
Of course, it depends on which one is roughly grasped.
"I caught it!" With a happy smile on Ji Ying's face, she grabbed a small white mouse, and pulled the small white mouse's tail with her thumb and index finger.
It's just that the smile didn't last long on her face, Ji Ying's face suddenly changed, she felt that the little white mouse in her hand was still struggling, and it even wanted to come along its tail to bite her hand.
For a moment, Ji Ying was a little surprised, she loosened her hand holding the tail, and the little white mouse escaped from her grasp.
Maybe it was locked in the mouse cage for too long, and the little mouse started running immediately after it landed on the laboratory floor.
"It's not good, a little white mouse has escaped!" Ji Ying screamed.
Everyone in the laboratory looked at Ji Ying, and they saw a little white mouse running around on the floor of the laboratory.
Many people gathered to catch this "escaping" mouse.
Fortunately, the mice were raised artificially, and their movements were relatively slow and sluggish. They were caught by Zhou Baolin and others after a while, and they were put back into the mouse cage.
After this farce, almost ten minutes later, Jing Xiaoran stopped talking to everyone, and directly explained all the remaining steps.
"Put the mouse on the rough object, and pull its tail slightly backwards. At this time, the mouse's forelimbs grasp the rough surface and do not move; use the left thumb and index finger to pinch the skin of the ears and the head, and the ring finger, little finger and palm The skin on its back and the tail can completely immobilize the mouse."
"In this way, the mouse will not run around like Ji Ying did just now. At the same time, the right hand is free, and the mouse can be given medicine with a syringe."
At this time, Luo Xin suddenly said: "But the little white mouse that my senior just poured medicine on, why did it die after being given medicine?"
"Good question." Jing Xiaoran glanced at Luo Xin, grabbed a small white mouse from the mouse cage, and said: "This involves the method of injecting medicine, not just stuffing the syringe into the mouse's mouth. . . "
"We fix the mouse first, so that the abdomen is facing upwards, and the neck must be straightened. The needle of the syringe is inserted into the mouth, and then enters the esophagus from the palate along the back of the tongue."
"Here, we must pay attention. If you encounter resistance, you must withdraw and insert again. Do not use too much force to prevent aspiration and damage to the airway, resulting in the death of the mouse."
Jing Xiaoran followed the operation he described, and successfully administered medicine to a mouse, "After the medicine you mentioned just now, the mouse died suddenly. It should be that the needle of the syringe damaged the trachea, causing suffocation."
Everyone in the laboratory suddenly realized, and everyone looked at Jing Xiaoran even more differently.
Especially Luo Xin, since the last time we met in the laboratory, she always felt that Jing Xiaoran was an arrogant guy, but she didn't expect him to have two brushes.
"Try it yourself." Jing Xiaoran said, "I still have something to do on the fourth floor."
Anyway, someone has already recorded the video, so he can't waste his time with these noobs.
……
Back in the laboratory on the fourth floor, the nuclear magnetic analyzer had stopped working.
Jing Xiaoran took out the original sample inside, put it in the kit aside, and then put the intermediate of his experiment into it.
Click the start button, and the nuclear magnetic analyzer starts working immediately.
"Jing Xiaoran?"
Suddenly someone shouted at the door, Jing Xiaoran looked back, and saw a familiar boy standing at the door.
The boy was wearing a white coat and gloves, and was dragging a reagent tray in his hand.
"What are you that Liu..." Jing Xiaoran asked doubtfully, he felt that this boy was very familiar.
"My name is Liu Baoche." The boy grinned, "You are really forgetful."
Jing Xiaoran suddenly realized that the boy in front of him was named Liu Baoche, he was an emergency doctor in that county hospital, and he was also Ji Ying's cousin.
"I remembered, you are a doctor at the County People's Hospital, and you were admitted to our school as a graduate student." Jing Xiaoran said.
"Yeah." Liu Baoche nodded, and walked into the laboratory as he spoke, "Hey, you helped me take out the test tube?"
Jing Xiaoran handed the test tube to Liu Baoche, "The analysis is over, I'll take it out for you while I'm waiting for the next one."
"Thank you." Liu Baoche took the test tube and came back to his senses, "Wait a minute, you just said you were going to do the next one?"
"Ah."
"Aren't you just a freshman? Are you here to do experiments?" Liu Baoche was puzzled.
"Well, I'll help with a project for a teacher from a foreign school." Jing Xiaoran smiled.
"That's it, I also helped my teacher do the nuclear magnetic analysis." Liu Baoche saw that Jing Xiaoran had already done the mass spectrometry analysis, "You want to analyze the molecular formula of the substance?"
"Ah."
The two chatted for a while, and Jing Xiaoran's NMR analysis was about to come out.
"Jing Xiaoran, we'll talk when we have time, I'm going back to do the experiment first."
Jing Xiaoran nodded slightly: "See you later."
As soon as Liu Baoche walked out the door, he bumped into a girl head-on.
Immediately afterwards, Jing Xiaoran heard Liu Baoche's voice, "Senior Sister? Why did you come up? Didn't you give medicine to the mice on the second floor?"
"I'm here to find someone named Jing...Jing or something."
"Jing Xiaoran?"
"That's right! This is the man, do you know where he is?"
Jing Xiaoran turned his head and saw a girl with freckles standing outside the door with her hips akimbo.
But judging by her age, she should be younger than Liu Baoche.
"He's doing nuclear magnetic analysis inside..."
"Thank you, junior."
Immediately afterwards, Jing Xiaoran saw the freckled girl rushing into the laboratory.
"You are Jing Xiaoran?" the freckled girl said.
"Yes." Jing Xiaoran stood up and nodded without knowing why.
"You were the one who taught everyone to give medicine to the mice just now?"
"Ah."
"A freshman?"
"Forehead."
"Then you will follow me from now on."
"Ah?" Jing Xiaoran's eyes widened, "Following you?"
"Yes." The freckled girl pouted.
Jing Xiaoran turned his head to look at Liu Baoche with puzzled eyes.
"Jing Xiaoran, she is my senior sister." Liu Baoche explained from the side, "But I don't know what she wants from you."
The girl with freckles put her arms around her waist and said with a smile: "Junior Jing Xiaoran, I mean, you will do experiments with our group in the future, and when I post an article, I will bring your name."
Only then did Jing Xiaoran understand the situation. The girl in front of her was probably the senior who taught Zhou Baolin and the others to feed the mice on the second floor.
Now she should know her proficient dosing skills on the second floor, and she wants to ask him to be a free labor force.
"Post an article with my name?" Jing Xiaoran raised his eyebrows.
"Yes." The freckle senior sister said.
Jing Xiaoran smiled lightly, but didn't reply immediately.
A grad student's irrigation thesis?
At most, it can be published in China's core journals. He doesn't care about this kind of writing papers at all now, and secondly, he doesn't believe what this freckled senior sister says.
In the previous life, Xiao Ran was doing experiments with a fellow doctoral senior sister during her master's period.
During that time, he read literature and medical records every day, and in the end he didn't even find the fourth or fifth author of an article.
Even if the senior sister of the same school is like this, let alone a completely unrelated one?
Generally speaking, the author ranking of a paper is divided into corresponding author, first author, second author, third author, fourth author...
The corresponding author is generally the mentor and the source of ideas for the entire article.The first author is the author of the paper, followed by the people involved in the data collection and analysis of the paper.
Unless the impact factor of published SCI articles is very high, generally only the corresponding author and the first author are useful.
Of course, it's a different matter if it's a god-level journal like nature or science. You just need to put your name at the end of the paper, and you can become a professor at a third-rate university based on this.
In other words, what Senior Sister Freckles said, posting an article with his name, at most it will be the fourth or fifth author, which is really useless.
"Thank you senior sister for your kindness, but I'm busy."
"Ding..." At this moment, the nuclear magnetic analyzer beeped, and the analysis work was over.
Jing Xiaoran picked up the test tube, turned around and walked out of the laboratory.
(End of this chapter)
After Zhou Baolin tried to catch the mouse, other students also started to try.
To Jing Xiaoran's surprise, he underestimated these girls in the laboratory, or the girls who dare to study medicine actually have a certain psychological endurance.
Ordinary girls probably avoid these fluffy mice when they see them.
But now, Ji Ying, Luo Xin and many other girls have put on gloves, imitating Jing Xiaoran, and started looking for tails in the rat cage.
Of course, it depends on which one is roughly grasped.
"I caught it!" With a happy smile on Ji Ying's face, she grabbed a small white mouse, and pulled the small white mouse's tail with her thumb and index finger.
It's just that the smile didn't last long on her face, Ji Ying's face suddenly changed, she felt that the little white mouse in her hand was still struggling, and it even wanted to come along its tail to bite her hand.
For a moment, Ji Ying was a little surprised, she loosened her hand holding the tail, and the little white mouse escaped from her grasp.
Maybe it was locked in the mouse cage for too long, and the little mouse started running immediately after it landed on the laboratory floor.
"It's not good, a little white mouse has escaped!" Ji Ying screamed.
Everyone in the laboratory looked at Ji Ying, and they saw a little white mouse running around on the floor of the laboratory.
Many people gathered to catch this "escaping" mouse.
Fortunately, the mice were raised artificially, and their movements were relatively slow and sluggish. They were caught by Zhou Baolin and others after a while, and they were put back into the mouse cage.
After this farce, almost ten minutes later, Jing Xiaoran stopped talking to everyone, and directly explained all the remaining steps.
"Put the mouse on the rough object, and pull its tail slightly backwards. At this time, the mouse's forelimbs grasp the rough surface and do not move; use the left thumb and index finger to pinch the skin of the ears and the head, and the ring finger, little finger and palm The skin on its back and the tail can completely immobilize the mouse."
"In this way, the mouse will not run around like Ji Ying did just now. At the same time, the right hand is free, and the mouse can be given medicine with a syringe."
At this time, Luo Xin suddenly said: "But the little white mouse that my senior just poured medicine on, why did it die after being given medicine?"
"Good question." Jing Xiaoran glanced at Luo Xin, grabbed a small white mouse from the mouse cage, and said: "This involves the method of injecting medicine, not just stuffing the syringe into the mouse's mouth. . . "
"We fix the mouse first, so that the abdomen is facing upwards, and the neck must be straightened. The needle of the syringe is inserted into the mouth, and then enters the esophagus from the palate along the back of the tongue."
"Here, we must pay attention. If you encounter resistance, you must withdraw and insert again. Do not use too much force to prevent aspiration and damage to the airway, resulting in the death of the mouse."
Jing Xiaoran followed the operation he described, and successfully administered medicine to a mouse, "After the medicine you mentioned just now, the mouse died suddenly. It should be that the needle of the syringe damaged the trachea, causing suffocation."
Everyone in the laboratory suddenly realized, and everyone looked at Jing Xiaoran even more differently.
Especially Luo Xin, since the last time we met in the laboratory, she always felt that Jing Xiaoran was an arrogant guy, but she didn't expect him to have two brushes.
"Try it yourself." Jing Xiaoran said, "I still have something to do on the fourth floor."
Anyway, someone has already recorded the video, so he can't waste his time with these noobs.
……
Back in the laboratory on the fourth floor, the nuclear magnetic analyzer had stopped working.
Jing Xiaoran took out the original sample inside, put it in the kit aside, and then put the intermediate of his experiment into it.
Click the start button, and the nuclear magnetic analyzer starts working immediately.
"Jing Xiaoran?"
Suddenly someone shouted at the door, Jing Xiaoran looked back, and saw a familiar boy standing at the door.
The boy was wearing a white coat and gloves, and was dragging a reagent tray in his hand.
"What are you that Liu..." Jing Xiaoran asked doubtfully, he felt that this boy was very familiar.
"My name is Liu Baoche." The boy grinned, "You are really forgetful."
Jing Xiaoran suddenly realized that the boy in front of him was named Liu Baoche, he was an emergency doctor in that county hospital, and he was also Ji Ying's cousin.
"I remembered, you are a doctor at the County People's Hospital, and you were admitted to our school as a graduate student." Jing Xiaoran said.
"Yeah." Liu Baoche nodded, and walked into the laboratory as he spoke, "Hey, you helped me take out the test tube?"
Jing Xiaoran handed the test tube to Liu Baoche, "The analysis is over, I'll take it out for you while I'm waiting for the next one."
"Thank you." Liu Baoche took the test tube and came back to his senses, "Wait a minute, you just said you were going to do the next one?"
"Ah."
"Aren't you just a freshman? Are you here to do experiments?" Liu Baoche was puzzled.
"Well, I'll help with a project for a teacher from a foreign school." Jing Xiaoran smiled.
"That's it, I also helped my teacher do the nuclear magnetic analysis." Liu Baoche saw that Jing Xiaoran had already done the mass spectrometry analysis, "You want to analyze the molecular formula of the substance?"
"Ah."
The two chatted for a while, and Jing Xiaoran's NMR analysis was about to come out.
"Jing Xiaoran, we'll talk when we have time, I'm going back to do the experiment first."
Jing Xiaoran nodded slightly: "See you later."
As soon as Liu Baoche walked out the door, he bumped into a girl head-on.
Immediately afterwards, Jing Xiaoran heard Liu Baoche's voice, "Senior Sister? Why did you come up? Didn't you give medicine to the mice on the second floor?"
"I'm here to find someone named Jing...Jing or something."
"Jing Xiaoran?"
"That's right! This is the man, do you know where he is?"
Jing Xiaoran turned his head and saw a girl with freckles standing outside the door with her hips akimbo.
But judging by her age, she should be younger than Liu Baoche.
"He's doing nuclear magnetic analysis inside..."
"Thank you, junior."
Immediately afterwards, Jing Xiaoran saw the freckled girl rushing into the laboratory.
"You are Jing Xiaoran?" the freckled girl said.
"Yes." Jing Xiaoran stood up and nodded without knowing why.
"You were the one who taught everyone to give medicine to the mice just now?"
"Ah."
"A freshman?"
"Forehead."
"Then you will follow me from now on."
"Ah?" Jing Xiaoran's eyes widened, "Following you?"
"Yes." The freckled girl pouted.
Jing Xiaoran turned his head to look at Liu Baoche with puzzled eyes.
"Jing Xiaoran, she is my senior sister." Liu Baoche explained from the side, "But I don't know what she wants from you."
The girl with freckles put her arms around her waist and said with a smile: "Junior Jing Xiaoran, I mean, you will do experiments with our group in the future, and when I post an article, I will bring your name."
Only then did Jing Xiaoran understand the situation. The girl in front of her was probably the senior who taught Zhou Baolin and the others to feed the mice on the second floor.
Now she should know her proficient dosing skills on the second floor, and she wants to ask him to be a free labor force.
"Post an article with my name?" Jing Xiaoran raised his eyebrows.
"Yes." The freckle senior sister said.
Jing Xiaoran smiled lightly, but didn't reply immediately.
A grad student's irrigation thesis?
At most, it can be published in China's core journals. He doesn't care about this kind of writing papers at all now, and secondly, he doesn't believe what this freckled senior sister says.
In the previous life, Xiao Ran was doing experiments with a fellow doctoral senior sister during her master's period.
During that time, he read literature and medical records every day, and in the end he didn't even find the fourth or fifth author of an article.
Even if the senior sister of the same school is like this, let alone a completely unrelated one?
Generally speaking, the author ranking of a paper is divided into corresponding author, first author, second author, third author, fourth author...
The corresponding author is generally the mentor and the source of ideas for the entire article.The first author is the author of the paper, followed by the people involved in the data collection and analysis of the paper.
Unless the impact factor of published SCI articles is very high, generally only the corresponding author and the first author are useful.
Of course, it's a different matter if it's a god-level journal like nature or science. You just need to put your name at the end of the paper, and you can become a professor at a third-rate university based on this.
In other words, what Senior Sister Freckles said, posting an article with his name, at most it will be the fourth or fifth author, which is really useless.
"Thank you senior sister for your kindness, but I'm busy."
"Ding..." At this moment, the nuclear magnetic analyzer beeped, and the analysis work was over.
Jing Xiaoran picked up the test tube, turned around and walked out of the laboratory.
(End of this chapter)
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