slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 385 Ugly Fat Brother?
When the food was served, everyone was there. Mengmeng, Pingan, and Wu Hui all returned home, plus the original five people. The kitchen seemed a little crowded.

So the place to eat tonight was transferred to the main room, which was the big round table in an old kiln.

Everyone was about to pick up their chopsticks, when suddenly a figure flashed past outside.

Wang Zhenzhen glanced at it, then opened her mouth and said, "I can't be mistaken, it seems to be Xiaojie!"

Shi Zhenbang didn't pay attention, and when he heard his wife say this, he smiled casually: "It's only been a few days since you left, you miss your son? Xiaojie may be happy at home now, no one cares at all, What do you want to do, where can you get here, besides, even if you want to come, you will not choose this kind of weather... ".

Just as Shi Zhen finished speaking, the sound of slapping his face sounded.

"Brother-in-law, sister, parents! Where are you?" Shi Jie's voice came into the room from outside.

"It's really Xiaojie!" Shi Zhenbang was a little dumbfounded.

Wang Zhenzhen said: "Can my own son be wrong?"

After speaking, he wanted to stand up, but Ping An, who was sitting at the door, immediately said, "I'll come!"

As he spoke, he quickly got up, came to the door, opened it, and shouted outside: "Shi Jie, everyone is here!"

As soon as Shi Jie heard that Xiao ran came to the door, he began to complain as soon as he entered: "Why did the meal come here, wasn't it all in the kitchen before?"

After speaking, he looked up and saw that there were still many people in the room, so he said awkwardly: "Everyone is here!"

"What are you doing here in this weather?" Shi Zhenbang asked angrily.

Shi Jie said: "It's not interesting for me to be at home by myself, so I'll come and see, how are you doing at my sister's house?"

When Wang Zhenzhen heard a smile on her face, she felt that her son had really grown up and knew how to love his parents, so she said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, sit down quickly!"

Shi Zhenbang glanced at his son, the so-called knowing son is Mo Ruofu, Shi Zhenbang thinks that this kid must have something to do this time, most likely he wants to get some money from his sister and brother-in-law, otherwise this kid Even Lao Tzu couldn't remember how he would rush to his sister and brother-in-law's house in the rain.

But now in front of so many people, Shi Zhenbang is not easy to start the training, so he hummed and motioned for his son to sit down on a bench at the door.

Shi Jie smiled, and casually pulled a bench and sat down. When Wu Hui saw this, he had already put the extra chopsticks in front of him into Shi Jie's hand.

Shi Jie thanked him, picked up his chopsticks and began to look around, waiting for everyone to say that the dinner was open.

Cang Hai is the host, and he opened his mouth and said: "Then everyone, let's have a feast, and eat whatever you want."

Xu Sheng happened to see the stewed chicken with bamboo fungus in front of him, and asked in amazement, "Where did the bamboo fungus come from? And it's fresh bamboo fungus!"

"It's picked in the forest, it's just enough to pick a pot," Cang Hai said.

Xu Sheng has eaten more food than Cang Hai, so he is not so unfamiliar with the bamboo fungus. Hearing what Cang Hai said, he put a piece of bamboo fungus in his mouth, and chewed it lightly, savoring the deliciousness slowly. The bamboo fungus spread in his mouth with the special meat flavor of Fengji.

After savoring for a while, I stretched out the chopsticks in my hand and clicked: "Everyone, try this pot. This taste is even like the Wanhua Garden in Shanghai, and it can only be of this level if you spend hundreds of thousands to book a table."

The others at the table immediately became interested.Those who were closer naturally picked up a chopstick, but those who were farther away couldn't reach it. Xu Sheng turned the table around so that everyone could grab a chopstick.

Cang Hai ate it once when he arrived, and this time he ate it very fresh, and the taste was very good, but it was not as delicious as Xu Sheng said.

Not only Canghai, many people feel that the taste is not special after eating it.

The third uncle Cang Shiyuan asked Xu Sheng: "Uncle Xu, this food tastes so good, isn't it just that the chicken flavor is stronger and fresher, so it is worth so much money?"

Cang Shiyuan obviously didn't believe Xu Sheng's words.

Xu Sheng looked around and realized that few people at this table had such a sense of taste.

"You'll know next time you eat someone else's cooking." Xu Sheng felt that he couldn't explain anything to these people, because they didn't have Xu Sheng's taste foundation for this kind of food.

The reason is actually very simple. Let’s take shredded potatoes as an example. When a plate of fried shredded potatoes is served, everyone can taste good or bad. Why?Because everyone eats it often, they have the basis of taste of potato shreds. They have tasted good and bad ones. The taste has already been ranked in the no opinion, and they can be compared when they eat potato shreds.

People who have never eaten bamboo fungus naturally do not have this number in their hearts, so they cannot rank.

"If you like to eat, eat more." Shi Wei turned the table around and turned the bamboo fungus in front of Xu Sheng.

Xu Sheng picked up the chopsticks, took a look at a piece of bamboo fungus, and then said to everyone: "The bamboo fungus at the state banquet is of this standard, don't you try more?"

Said perfectly and put the bamboo fungus in his mouth, and began to taste it slowly again.

Everyone thought that the old man Xu Sheng liked to eat this, so they took chopsticks and greeted their favorite dishes. As for the bamboo fungus, let's eat less and save more for the old man Xu Sheng.

What is the most popular, of course, is stewed chicken with mushrooms. The young chicken that has not yet grown up is served with delicious wild mushrooms.

The second most popular dish is stewed tofu with stickleback fish. The fish soup is milky and milky white, with some tender green shallots on it. The smell of fish has been stewed into the tofu, and a mouthful of tofu and a mouthful of soup can go down to a large bowl of rice.

As for the remaining vegetarian dishes, they taste good, but they are not as eye-catching as the two protagonists.

After dinner, Wang Zhenzhen took Shi Wei and Wu Hui to clear the table, and Cang Shiyuan, Xu Sheng and Shi Zhenbang went to the east of the village, where they seemed to be going to play cards and chat.

Cang Hai returned to the study, ready to continue his design plan.

When Cang Hai was concentrating, he heard the door knocking, and when he looked up, he saw Shi Wei walking in.

"Is the table cleared?"

Cang Hai put down the pen in his hand, walked to Shi Wei's side, and gently embraced his daughter-in-law.

Shi Wei said: "It's all good, by the way, where is my brother?"

"I don't know, he didn't come here, what did you ask him for?" Cang Hai was quite curious.

Shi Wei said: "I always feel that this kid comes here to belong to a weasel to pay a New Year's greeting to a chicken - I have no good intentions!"

"Look at what you said, he is a weasel and we are chickens? We are about the same size," Cang Hai said with a smile.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and Shi Jie's voice sounded outside: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, are you there?"

"Yes, come in!" Said Cang Hai let go of Shi Wei, and sat back behind the table.

Shi Jie pushed open the door, first called brother-in-law, then saw Shi Wei was there, and immediately said, "Sister, where are you too?"

"Did I disturb you, or should I go?" Shi Wei looked at her younger brother and asked with a smile.

Shi Wei and Shi Zhenbang thought the same, thinking that this kid came here for only one thing, and that was to borrow money. If it wasn't for borrowing money, this kid didn't know how happy he was staying in the county town, and why would he come to the village.

Shi Jie closed the door and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's not a big deal, it's better if you're here, by the way, sister, where's the ugly fat one in your family?"

Ugly Fatty is the cat of Cang Hai's family who is elusive, that is, the cat.

"You looking for it?" Shi Jie was stunned for a moment, wondering why his younger brother was looking for Chou Fat.

"I didn't look for it, I just thought it was very interesting and wanted to take a look!" Shi Jie said.

As soon as Shi Wei heard it, lightning flashed in her head: "You don't want to steal Ugly Fat and sell it for money, do you? I told you that it is a protected animal, and you will be jailed if you sell it!"

Shi Jie immediately waved his hand and said, "Sister, who do you think I am? I have nothing to do with selling it. Besides, who am I going to sell such a vicious thing to?"

Shi Wei was right when she thought about it, even her own younger brother's IQ can't catch ugly fat!With ugly fat in combat effectiveness, it is estimated that the two masters are not rivals.

"Then what are you looking for?" Shi Wei asked.

"I just want to see it!" Shi Jie finished speaking and glanced at Cang Hai: "If I don't come back, I will go to rest, just to ask, you two are like guarding against thieves, thieves are meaningless."

After speaking, Shi Jie opened the door and walked out.

Shi Wei glanced at Cang Hai.

The husband and wife now have a bit of a tacit understanding, Cang Hai immediately understood his wife's intentions, opened his mouth and said with a smile: "This kid must have plans, and he has something to do with Ugly Fat, I guess this kid who steals Ugly Fat doesn't have the guts to ".

"Forget it, anyway, just stare at him." Shi Wei thought for a while, but she didn't think of what kind of medicine might be sold in her brother's gourd, so she decided to take a step by step, and keep an eye on this careless brother who is not at home. .

Back in the kiln where he lived, Shi Jie lay down on the bed, patted his stomach and looked at the ceiling of the roof, muttering incessantly: "Money, money!"

After talking for a while, the phone in his pocket rang.

Shi Jie turned over in a jerk, walked to the door and looked out furtively, and then answered the phone when he saw no one outside.

"Shijie, how did that go?"

"I'm trying to figure out a way, I said I will do my best to help you do it!" Shi Jie said.

The voice from the other end of the phone came again: "I said, why don't you just sell your current one to me? Is the price inappropriate? Well, I'll add another [-] to you, for a total of [-]." Is it okay?"

Shi Jie immediately said: "I will never sell that one. Besides, that one is not with me now. It was given to my old mother-in-law by my wife. Even if you give me [-] yuan, I have nothing to give you! "

"Then you want to recruit quickly. My girlfriend is in a turmoil. She said she wants one as obedient as yours! The ones bought outside are not as obedient as yours. How about I add some more?" Phone The voice on the other end was a little impatient.

Putting down the phone, Shi Jie turned around in the room, muttering as he turned around: "Ugly fat, ugly fat, my dear father, why didn't you come back?"

If Shi Zhenbang was by his side, he would definitely beat this son to death, a cat, you are my father, then who am I?
I don't know if God heard Shi Jie's prayer or what, but there was a not-so-pleasant whining sound outside the door, a bit like a slap in the throat, or something stuck in the throat.

But now this voice sounds like the sound of nature to Shi Jie, he directly opened the door and saw the chubby body of Chou Fat appearing at the door of the kiln where Shi Wei and Cang Hai lived.

"Ugly fat, ugly fat?"

Shi Jie tried his best to make himself appear gentle, just like a wretched Shu Li calling a little girl who doesn't understand the world to go to his house to watch goldfish.

A big man squeezed his throat like this, it really made people's backs tingle, and goosebumps fell all over the ground.

Hearing the voice, Ugly Fat turned his head and saw that the guy calling his name was Shi Jie. After a light glance, he turned his head coldly, stretched out his fat paws and began to knock the door, wanting to enter the house .

Shi Jie bent over with Xiao Pao in a doggy manner, helped Chou Fat to open the door, and at the same time asked in a soft voice: "Brother Chou Fat, where have you been playing these days? Are you enjoying yourself?" Are you unhappy? Is there a beautiful female cat... ".

At this moment, Cang Hai and his wife just came out of the study room, seeing Shi Jie opening the door for Chou Fat in a doggy manner, and looking like a court chief, they immediately looked at each other in dismay.

"Is your brother crazy?" Cang Hai scratched the back of his head.

Shi Wei thought for a while and then nodded: "Maybe his head was caught by the door!"

(End of this chapter)