slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 386 Shijie's Thoughts

Cang Hai and Shi Wei followed Shi Jie to the kiln door, Cang Hai stretched out his hand and carefully set up the kiln curtain, letting Shi Wei go in first, while he followed Shi Wei's footsteps lightly into the kiln.

The couple stood still for a moment, then froze again.

In the room, Chou Fat was lazily lying on the sofa, licking his body sideways, and Shi Jie was standing beside Ugly Fat like a dog's leg, with a coquettish face that looked like a villain on TV. .

"Ugly fat, are you hungry?"

While talking about Shi Jie, he took out a golden-wrapped ham sausage from his pocket, Cang Hai knew it was produced by a famous factory, and marked the percentage of pure meat. Sausage.

Taking out the ham sausage, Shi Jie put one end of the ham sausage into his mouth, bit open the package, then peeled off the skin to reveal the ham sausage inside, and then carefully brought it in front of Ugly Fat.

"Come on, try it, if you don't like this taste, I also have chicken sausage and beef sausage!" Shi Jie said, and took out two more ham sausages from his pocket as if by magic.

Cang Hai couldn't help but chuckle when he saw it, and thought: My brother-in-law probably never cared so much for his own father, but now it's really funny to bow his knees to a rabbit mantle.

Shi Wei is different from Cang Hai, now she is already cold-eyed, she is about to burst into anger, she pointed at Shi Jie and said angrily, "What are you doing? You want to rebel!"

Shi Jie was concentrating on currying favor with Ugly Fat. He didn't even notice that his sister and brother-in-law had entered the room. When he heard Shi Wei's sudden yelling, he immediately shuddered. The stripped ham sausage in his hand was squeezed out of his hand.

I saw most of the ham sausage drawing an arc in the air, and it was about to fall to the ground. At this moment, I saw a gray figure jump up like lightning, grabbed the ham sausage with one mouth, and then took two steps. Taking two steps together, he jumped to the top of the treasure shelf in the living room, and began to eat big mouthfuls.

"Sister, what are you doing?" Shi Jie asked very dissatisfied.

Shi Wei said angrily: "What am I doing? What else do I want to ask you? Why do you want to curry favor with Ugly Fat, and it's still such an unscrupulous favor? Didn't you see that your brother-in-law's smiling face is almost growing into a ball of chrysanthemums?"

Cang Hai couldn't help laughing immediately, and waved his hands: "Don't involve me when you two talk about things, I won't participate in the discussion, just look around and pretend that I don't exist!"

Shi Jie glanced at Cang Hai, and then turned to Shi Wei: "Why do you say it so ugly, what is flattery, I just think it's ugly, fat and cute, and I really like it in my heart!"

Facing Shi Wei's gaze, Shi Jie couldn't help but feel that his voice became softer as he spoke, because this kid saw his sister's eyes with contempt in mockery, and in contempt with transparency, as if he had seen through his heart Like the spleen and lungs, speaking with an empty heart will naturally not be so hard.

Shi Wei stepped forward, stretched out her hand and grabbed Shi Jie's ear: "Tell me, what the hell are you thinking? Don't tell me that you like ugly fat, I don't believe it! There are not many people in the family who like ugly fat."

"Oh, oh! Sister, I really like ugly fat, don't twist, don't twist, I said, I said!" Shi Jie begged for mercy repeatedly, tilting his head and protecting his ears.

Shi Wei let go of her hand: "Say!"

"Actually, I just want to know what the mantle likes to eat. A friend of mine likes this kind of wild animal. He asked someone to bring one back, but it has been kept in a cage. It bites people..." Shi Jie Opened his mouth and started babbling mode.

Both Cang Hai and Shi Wei knew that this kid was talking nonsense, Cang Hai pretended not to hear it, and Shi Wei had her own calculations in mind, so both of them listened to it as a bad story.

When Shi Jie saw the attitude of the two of them, he thought they believed them, so he said with a smile: "Sister, why don't you write something about how to feed the cat cat, and I'll give it to my friend?"

Shi Wei glanced at him, turned around and walked into the bedroom: "I'm lazy to talk to you!"

"Brother-in-law, look at this man!" Shi Jie pointed at Cang Hai and pointed at Shi Wei's back.

Cang Hai smiled, and lowered his voice: "You are so stupid, I know the rabbit mantle, isn't it a pleasure for you to find your sister, so you can't use your brain? The reason why the head is long on the neck is to Appears tall, doesn't it?"

After speaking, Cang Hai followed Shi Wei's footsteps into the bedroom.

Shi Jie stood at the door, rubbing his forehead: "Just say what you want, everyone will laugh at me...".

Having said this, after pondering what his brother-in-law said, Shi Jie immediately patted his head: "Hey, I'm really stupid. Why do you come here to please ugly fat? Isn't it self-defeating to ask my sister?"

Shi Jie suddenly remembered that even if he wanted to please Ugly Fat, Ugly Fat might not listen to him, not to mention himself, even his brother-in-law and Ping An Ugly Fat were cold-hearted, let alone himself, even if It is to impress Ugly Fat, which is not something that can be done in ten days and half a month. It is naturally unnecessary to expect my sister to do this with me.

I can't figure it out, and my sister can't ask for help, but there is one person who can!
As for who Shi Jie refers to, of course it is Mengmeng. Apart from Shi Wei, only Mengmeng can subdue Ugly Fat.

Thinking of this, Shi Jie happily raised the curtain and brought Xiao Pao to the bedroom next to Mengmeng.

When he came to Mengmeng's door, Shijie wouldn't just pick up the curtain and go in directly, he reached out and knocked on the door: "Little Mengmeng, little Mengmeng!"

It's another traitor's voice.

Naturally, it is impossible for Mengmeng to sleep now. He is playing with toys in the house. In front of Mengmeng is a storage box of toys, including Transformers, Thanos, Iron Man, etc. Anyway, it is full of toys. The carpet spread out like a mountain of small toys.

Sitting across from Mengmeng was Tietou, who was fiddling with Thanos in his hands. Thanos' head had already been pulled off, and Tietou was now carefully trying to put Thanos' head back in place.

The slippery head was snoozing obediently by sticking to Mengmeng's side, it seemed not at all interested in the toy in front of it.

Besides Mengmeng, Xiaohu was sitting next to the pile of toys, and there were two other little kids in the village.

"Brother Shijie? Are you here to play toys with us?" Mengmeng shouted towards the door.

When Shi Jie heard this, he opened the curtain with a smile and walked in. Seeing so many kids in the room, he greeted everyone with a high hello, and then sat cross-legged next to Meng Meng.

"Meng Meng, Ugly Fat is back"

"Chou Fat is back? Where is it?" Mengmeng asked in pleasant surprise when he heard that Chou Fat had returned.

The little girl now goes to school five days a week, and Chou Fat is often not at home, so she may not see Chou Fat once a week, so when she heard that Chou Fat is back, she immediately regained her spirits.

Shi Jie said with a smile: "Now it's at my sister's house."

When Mengmeng heard this, she immediately threw off her calf and ran out the door.

In less than a minute, Mengmeng came back holding Ugly Fat. He said he was hugging Ugly Fat, but he was actually crossing Ugly Fat. It was not suitable to say that Ugly Fat was crossed, because Ugly Fat was relatively big, and with Mengmeng's height, it must be crossed like this. I can't lift it up, so my ugly and fat legs are still kicking on the ground.

"Ugly fat, ugly fat!" Mengmeng was very happy.

But Ugly Fat is very unhappy now, it doesn't want to play with Mengmeng at all, but it is stronger than others, Ugly Fat is afraid that if it goes against Mengmeng, it will lose its life.Maybe nothing will happen if you go against Cang Hai in this family, because Cang Hai doesn't care about it, but if you go against Mengmeng, you will die. The little girl has a very stubborn temper, and Mengmeng is stubborn. Tricks will show up and Ugly Fat really doesn't want to face any of these things.

Dragging Ugly Fat into the house, Mengmeng sat back to the original position, hugged Ugly Fatty on his lap, and started playing with toys while stroking the cat.

The ugly and fat cat who used to be aloof and borderless, now looks like a big fat cat pleasing to its master, squinting its eyes and obediently lying on Mengmeng's lap, sticking out its pink tongue from time to time.

Shi Jie, who was sitting not far from the side, saw Huan's masturbation, and wanted to stretch out his hand to do it, but just as he raised his hand, he saw Ugly Fat staring at him with an unfriendly expression, so he had to withdraw his hand, Shi Jie He has experienced the advantages and disadvantages of being ugly and fat, and knows that let alone him, even if Cang Hai wants to flirt with cats, there are certain conditions.

"That Mengmeng, brother Shi Jie wants to discuss something with you?" Shi Jie said with a smile.

Mengmeng turned her head: "What's the matter?"

Shi Jie rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I think you must not let the ugly fat catch mice, right?"

Mengmeng opened his mouth and replied: "Ugly Fat doesn't eat mice. Mice are too small for Ugly Fat. Ugly Fat eats rabbits and sometimes foxes!"

Shi Jie thought: I'll go, what the hell!

To say that this ugly and fat mantle is indeed much bigger than ordinary mantles, and the smallest thing to eat is rabbits, otherwise you won’t be able to eat enough after hunting once. Anyway, animals that are bigger than rabbits and smaller than themselves are all It may become the prey of Ugly Fat. As for whether Ugly Fat will be caught by others, there is no need to think about it. Ugly Fat is like a little fat bear. It is full of Shi Wei and Mengmeng's smell. The nearby animals have no courage Challenge the master of this area.

Seeing Shi Jie froze for a moment, he asked vaguely, "Brother Shi Jie, don't you believe me?"

"No, no!" Shi Jie waved his hands quickly.

Even if he really didn't believe him, he wouldn't say it. He still counted on Mengmeng to help him complete his big game of chess.

"By the way, Mengmeng, can you let Chou Fei catch something?" Shi Jie asked again.

"Catch what?" Mengmeng continued to lick Ugly.

On Ugly Fat's side, he didn't know whether to enjoy himself or just lie down, anyway, judging from his expression, it seemed that the latter was more likely.

"Didn't Ugly Fat bring a big mouse back last time, and my brother-in-law gave me one, do you remember?"

"Groundhog?" Mengmeng blinked her big eyes and asked.

Shi Jie nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it is the groundhog. Brother Shi Jie likes the groundhog very much, but the only one in the family feels a little pitiful, and there are no children to play with it, just like you. Don’t you really want someone to play with you when you’re playing?”

Xiaohu asked curiously after hearing this: "Brother Shijie, you want the groundhog to hug you!"

Shi Jie was stunned when he heard this: "Can you still hug this thing?"

Li Jian's son, Xiaodan, opened his mouth and said, "That's right, just hug it, it's not afraid of people."

Shi Jie was scratching his head now, feeling that he was pleasing a group of people, so he just reached out and hugged him!Then I thought it was wrong, the people here in Sijiaping can hug, but not him!
"Wait tomorrow you can help my brother to hold a few of them, so it turns out that my brother will give you a toy each!" Shi Jie made a wish as the official, and was going to fool a group of children for his own use.

Shi Wei and Cang Hai are currently lying on the edge of the window looking in.

"So it's the kid's idea to beat the groundhog!" Cang Hai said lightly.

"I knew this kid didn't have any good intentions, wait for me to go in and deal with him," Shi Wei said angrily.

Cang Hai grabbed Shi Wei and dragged her to his own kiln: "If you catch it, let him catch it. Groundhogs are not a good thing. This thing became popular because of a moving picture, but it is actually a pest." , I won’t say anything if your brother catches them all.”

Knowing Shi Jie's plan, Cang Hai was completely relieved. Groundhogs are not a rare thing now, there are five hundred if not one thousand. seedlings.

(End of this chapter)