slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 516 Delicious
Those who came were guests, not Malaysian monkeys, so after two or three minutes of being courteous, Cang Hai and his group returned to the kitchen and set out the dishes and chopsticks to prepare for dinner.

Shi Wei doesn't need to be called by others, Cang Hai goes out in person, as for the two children and Mengmeng, they are all three sleep gods, if you don't call, you can sleep until noon.

Wu Hui got up to wake the children up for dinner, Cang Hai went to call Shi Wei, as for Ping An and Lin Jinyong, they cleared up the table, laid out the bowls, and put the steamed buns from the table. Take it out of the drawer and put it on a plate.The weather is very hot now, and there is no such thing as cold or cold steamed buns for ten minutes, and the taste will not be as bad as it is in winter.

"Wake up, slob!"

After entering the room, Cang Hai sat sideways on the bed and stretched out his hands to pull away the quilt on Shi Weimeng's head, and said softly.

Shi Wei asked in a daze, "What time is it?"

"Six fifty, it's seven o'clock," Cang Hai said.

As soon as it was seven o'clock, Shi Wei turned over from the bed, complained to Cang Hai while putting on her clothes, "It's almost you, everyone doesn't know what to say about me."

"You are the proprietress, what can they say about you, are you so courageous!" Cang Hai said shamelessly: "Then again, we want to ask for a daughter, so naturally we have to work harder."

"Work hard on your size!" Shi Wei rolled off the bed angrily, and hurried into the bathroom to wash up.

Cang Hai saw that there was nothing to take advantage of here, so he turned around and left the kiln.

Just as he was about to go to the kitchen, he found that He Nan came out of his kiln with a smile on his face, and immediately ran over with Xiao Pao when he saw Cang Hai.

"Brother Hai! I happened to need you for something."

"What's the matter?" Pushing away the cigarette that He Nan boy handed over, Cang Hai looked at the boy: "It seems that the school food is not bad, the whole person has gotten a lot fatter and fairer."

"Hey, let's not talk about it, the food in the school cafeteria is similar to that of feeding pigs. My classmates and I ate outside, and there was no one in the school cafeteria. In the end, I thought of a crooked trick, saying that takeout can't enter the campus, and finally I thought about closing it. The school gate is not allowed to enter or leave at will except on Saturdays and Sundays, but fortunately all the students objected, so this matter was let go..." Cang Henan said.

How could Cang Hai be in the mood to listen to this kid complain when they met? In the past, when Cang Hai was in school, he didn’t dare to go to the canteen even if he didn’t have money. Cang Hai only went there when he was about to finish eating. In this way, with the same money, he could buy at least half more food than he had gone earlier in the morning. At that time, the canteen food was the best for Cang Hai, because the food was cheap.

Now when this kid mentions the food in the cafeteria, he complains. From Cang Hai’s point of view, it’s because the family gave him too much money, and he was fed too much. If he was hungry every three days, he could still eat with relish even if a stone was thrown at him.

"What's the matter, don't tell me what's available, you're just too full," Cang Hai said.

Cang Henan just arrived here, and he complained to Cang Hai about the school cafeteria when he had nothing to do. Hearing Cang Hai’s question, he immediately smiled and said, “Second Brother Hai, help me catch some crayfish. Hey, all of us classmates love to eat crayfish, this time I heard that the crayfish here is very good, so I followed me here."

Cang Hai asked: "Which one is your achievement?"

Cang Henan asked puzzledly: "What's the result... Oh, I understand, the one with the long hair has a dimple when she smiles, but we haven't made it clear yet, anyway, I think she treats me a little bit." Meaning, but she is from the south... ".

"Stop, what does this have to do with people from the south and people from the north?" Cang Hai felt that after Cang Henan went to university, he developed a bit like the old lady of the neighborhood committee. I can't stop talking.

"When you're dating in college, don't get involved in any messy things. It's just a pure love that doesn't talk about any material things. Why do you think so much?" Cang Hai said.

"Brother, you should solve my lobster problem," Cang Henan said.

Cang Hai listened and said: "Okay, I see, I'll go find the cage later, and after I get out, I'll ask Ping An to deliver it to your home at noon tomorrow. By the way, do you want small miscellaneous fish, miscellaneous fish potstickers There is no problem for southerners to eat it."

"Then let's come a little bit, thank you Brother Cang Hai." After finishing speaking, the kid ran to the kiln door of his house.

Before reaching the door, the third aunt came out, and the mother and wife didn't know what to say. The third aunt pulled Cang Henan's ear, and the mother and wife walked towards the kitchen of Cang Hai's house together.

Seeing the third aunt coming, Cang Hai naturally knew what she was here for, so he asked Ping An to fill the third aunt with a small pot of Hu spicy soup, and he personally picked out a drawer of buns and handed it to Cang Henan.

"Haiwazi, I'm sorry to trouble you"

"Third aunt, look at what you said, hurry up, these people must be hungry after sitting in the car for so long," Cang Hai said with a smile.

After a few more polite words with Cang Hai, the third aunt and mother went back to their kitchen with their things in their hands, and met Shi Wei again at the door.

"Henan is back!"

"Second sister-in-law, you are getting more and more beautiful! You are more beautiful than a movie star, it's a pity not to act in a movie," Cang Henan said.

After hearing this, Shi Wei smiled at the third aunt and said, "Third aunt, I didn't see how much my grades went up when I went to Shanghai in Henan. This kind of boasting is really very good. It's not worth your life to lie to someone."

After hearing this, the third aunt laughed and said: "The only thing left to talk about is nothing to do, and I haven't seen a daughter-in-law come back for me, Haiwazi's family, let's go back."

Seeing the third aunt and mother leaving, Shi Wei opened the gauze curtain on the door and walked into the kitchen: "Did He Nan come back this morning?"

"Well, why don't you know?" Cang Hai pretended to be very concerned about this matter.

Shi Wei said: "I really forgot about this, I'm so busy these days, how can I remember this."

As soon as I said this, the curtain at the door of the kitchen was picked up again, and Mengmeng walked in bouncing.

As soon as the little girl entered the door, she opened her mouth and asked, "Brother Nan San is back?"

"Well, I'm back," Cang Hai said.

"Then I'll go play with Nan Sange," Mengmeng said happily.

Cang Hai said: "Don't play with your third brother Nan, your third brother Nan has a classmate coming back this time, maybe it will be your third sister-in-law in the future. You should obediently finish your meal and go to school."

Mengmeng said: "It's a holiday today, and after two days to get the report card, it will be considered a formal holiday!"

"Ah, when is it going to be a holiday now? This children's circle is too ridiculous. Didn't you say there are still a few days left?" Cang Hai was dissatisfied.

Mengmeng said: "Even elementary school is released!"

"Okay, okay, Mengmeng sit down and eat." Shi Wei stretched out her hand to the back of Mengmeng's head and gently pressed it with her palm.

Mengmeng sat down at the table, opened his mouth and asked, "Is there any monkey left?"

"Yes, there is still half of it," Cang Hai said.

Mengmeng stretched out his hand: "Give it to me, I'll give it to Nan Sange and sister-in-law, and we'll take pictures at night!"

Knowing that the monkey Canghai was reluctant, when he heard what Mengmeng said, he immediately pointed to the place where the monkey was placed.

Mengmeng immediately rushed over, picked up the bowl and went out the door.

"The child king of Henan Spring Festival is not in vain," Shi Wei joked.

Cang Hai hummed in agreement.

When Mengmeng came back happily, Wu Hui also came over with two little children in each hand.As soon as the two little things appeared, the formation became bigger. The slippery head, the iron head and the tiger head were all surrounded by the two of them, and today there was a special guy who made Cang Hai feel like he hadn't seen him for a long time. Ugly fat also appeared.

"Hey, when did Ugly Fat come back?" Cang Hai asked curiously.

Ugly Fat, who raised a cub, was originally quite mysterious, and almost made Cang Hai forget that there was such a No. [-] animal in his family.

Shi Wei didn't know when Chou Fat would come back, but she was not interested in answering such an unnutritious question: "You don't care when it comes back, eat quickly, and go to the field to harvest melons later."

Everyone sat down to eat, and all the animals were on the ground except for the iron head that got mixed up with a vegetarian bag on the edge of the table.

After eating for a while, Mengmeng suddenly said: "Brother Nan's girlfriend is so ugly!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole kitchen was stunned.

"How do you know which one is the two of you?" Cang Hai asked curiously.

Misty said disdainfully: "Then there's no need to say that both of them are ugly!"

"..."

Cang Hai felt that he couldn't find words to describe his mood at the moment.

"Mengmeng, don't be so rude" Shi Wei said to Mengmeng.

Mengmeng said: "I won't go out and talk about it, I just talk about it at home."

Shi Wei really understood that it must be what the two girls did that made Mengmeng unhappy, so she let the girl say the above words.

"What's the matter?" Shi Wei reached out and touched Mengmeng's head.

The two little guys stopped eating from time to time, one was holding a spoon, his mouth was full of steamed bun oil, and the other was full of Hu spicy soup on half of his face, looking straight at his aunt.

"I sent cicada monkeys, they said why send such disgusting things," Mengmeng said.

Shi Wei smiled after hearing this: "Some people may not eat this, she doesn't know how delicious it is!"

While Cang Hai's family was talking about knowing the monkey, the kitchen of the third uncle's house over there knew that the monkey had just been served on the table.

Seeing a plate full of cicada monkeys, Cang Henan's saliva almost dragged to the ground.

"Wow, it's been a long time since I ate the cicada monkey from our own village."

As he said that, he picked up a chopstick, put it in his mouth, and chewed with an intoxicated expression on his face.

The boy who came with Canghenan had obviously eaten cicada monkeys before, and after being polite with his third uncle and aunt, he picked one up too.

How could the third uncle and the third aunt grab this with the children, and they ate something hastily with a smile on their faces, leaving room for the four young people.

"Is this food really so delicious?" A girl asked curiously as she watched the chopsticks of the two people facing the plate like raindrops.

"What the hell, it looks so disgusting, you two actually eat bugs!" said a girl besides.

Cang Henan said: "Try it, you will know whether it is delicious or not after a taste, such a cicada monkey is at least two yuan a piece in Shanghai."

"Well, it's not tasty, it's really not tasty, it's so unpalatable!"

Canghenan's roommate shook his head while eating.

The girl who spoke first was more courageous, how could she believe this, the chopsticks are like raindrops if they don't taste good?Thinking of this, he stretched out his chopsticks and picked one up. After putting it in his mouth and exhaling, his eyes began to glow.

Snapped!Snapped!
Knocking off the chopsticks of the two, the girl dragged the remaining less than a third of the cicada monkey and even the plate in front of her: "Do you two have a conscience, eat so much and still eat!"

"good to eat?"

"It's really delicious, fragrant and crunchy, a bit like the taste of fried chicken legs, but it's much more delicious than fried chicken legs. Come and try one, don't look at this thing and chew it in your mouth."

While speaking, the girl took one and put it in the mouth of her companion.

This guy really closed his eyes, tried not to look at it, put the cicada monkey into his mouth, and chewed it lightly, only to hear a crisp click sound, and suddenly a special meaty smell mixed with oily fragrance came out. burst in the mouth.

"Yeah! It's delicious"

Soon the two girls wiped out the rest of the monkeys.Looking at the empty plate, the two rolled their tongues, looking like they still had something to say.

(End of this chapter)