slack farmer in the wasteland
Chapter 517
Chapter 517
After Mengmeng finished his meal, he wiped his mouth and wanted to run away, but was stopped by Cang Hai.
"Where are you going? We're leaving later," Cang Hai asked.
Mengmeng said: "I'm not going to push watermelons in Fenghuanggou, I want to play in the village."
"I also want!"
"I also want!"
The two 'little cats with colorful faces' on the table were eager to try and play with their aunt. They didn't want to go to Fenghuanggou with Canghai and the others, because Fenghuanggou didn't have anything interesting except Dahei. The two bear kids feel that life is a bit boring.
Shi Wei glared at the two 'little painted cats', and the two 'little painted cats' immediately became honest.
"Then where do you have lunch?" Cang Hai asked.
Mengmeng seemed to have made plans for a long time, he opened his mouth without any hesitation: "Eat at Xiaohu's house, or at the third uncle's house!"
Before Cang Hai could say anything, Shi Wei had already opened her mouth and said, "Why don't you let Mengmeng stay at home and play, anyway, she's fine when she goes there, why not just play."
Cang Hai saw Mengmeng's begging face, so he sighed and said: "Okay, but Mengmeng, let's talk about it first, don't make third uncle and third aunt angry!"
When Mengmeng heard that Cang Hai agreed, her big eyes were filled with joy, and she said repeatedly: "I know, I know!"
Just like that, after Canghai went to Fenghuanggou, Canghai's house became a gathering place for a group of cowards, Xiaohu, Xiaogoudan, and a few children from the family members of the Sixianggu research team gathered together, Discussed where to go crazy later.
"Why don't we dig out the bird's nest?" Puppy suggested.
"What kind of bird's nest can I get at this time?" Xiao Hu felt that this was quite meaningless.
Goudan immediately said: "Brother Xiaohu, last time I found a small pond in the south of the slope over there. There is a reed nest in it, and there are wild duck eggs in the reed nest."
Mengmeng is crossing her arms now, sitting on the sofa with five people and six people, her brows are furrowed, she is thinking about where to play, anyway, her brother and sister-in-law are not around, she is a monkey without a tiger in the mountains, if she just picks up a Bird eggs, catching a rabbit or something doesn't make you look incompetent.
Every time he played, he always played like this, which made Mengmeng feel that it is so rare to have such a team today. In the past, some people were either forced to do their homework at home, or were beaten by their own mothers.
"No, no, wild duck eggs are not as delicious as salted duck eggs. If you feed them to Huatou, Huatou won't eat them." A boy shook his head.
So soon a few small brains were pulled down, and one by one began to think of what was going on and where it was fun.
After a while, a child said: "Aunt Mengmeng, Brother Xiaohu, when my father came back last time, he told me that they found a few nests of eagles on the other side of the cliff, do you want to dig them out?"
"How many broods of eagles?"
Mengmeng's eyes lighted up when he heard that, the family had raised birds before, but unfortunately Shi Wei let them fly after raising them. Now when he heard that there is an eagle's nest on the cliff, Mengmeng suddenly felt refreshed.
"Do you know where it is?" Mengmeng asked.
When Xiaowazi heard Mengmeng's question, he immediately opened his mouth and slapped his little chest: "Of course I know, my dad will take me to see it later!"
"it is good!"
Mengmeng patted the table: "Let's catch eagles today!"
"We went to catch eagles, and we will definitely not be able to come back at noon, and we will definitely find them at home."
The boy who came up with such a bad idea only now remembered that even if the cliff is not too far away, it is not possible for his children to walk back and forth in the morning, so he felt a little timid in his heart again, he was afraid that his mother's bamboo Miezi had another intimate contact with his little butt tonight, the injury from three days ago hadn't healed yet.
Thinking of this, Xiao Wazi subconsciously rubbed his buttocks.
Xiaohu said nonchalantly: "What's the problem? When the time comes, tell your mother that we go to the watermelon field to play and pick up some small melon buttons to eat. Your mother can still eat it in such a hot day." Can you go to the watermelon field and catch us?"
When the little boy heard this, he immediately said with a smile on his face, "That's a good idea. My mother is too fat, so she's afraid of being too hot. She usually doesn't leave the kiln."
"Then let's catch the eagle?" Xiaohu asked Mengmeng.
Mengmeng nodded: "Then let's catch eagles today!"
"well!"
A group of idiots didn't understand how high the eagle was on the cliff, so they stupidly decided to catch the eagle.
"What is so lively!"
Before the group of idiots had finished their fun, Cang Henan's voice came from the door, followed by Canghe Nanjin and the three classmates who came to the village with him.
"Mengmeng, where are you going to play today? We'll go with you," Canghenan said.
After hearing this, Xiaowazi said: "We are going to catch...".
"We are going to catch quail! Uncle Xiaonan, do you want to go too?" Xiaohu immediately stopped Xiaowazi, and said to Canghenan with a smile.
Canghenan didn't answer Xiaohu's words, but reached out and rubbed his forehead, turned around and said to the three classmates behind him: "If you want to play tricks in Sijiaping, you have to follow these little monkeys, what are you talking about?" Where there are bird nests, where are wild eggs, what kind of tender bamboo stalks can be chewed for sweetness, there is almost nothing they don’t know, and if we want to catch monkeys tonight, we have to follow these little monkeys.”
Canghenan's classmates obviously don't believe it. In their opinion, even if a group of six or seven-year-old children are playing to the sky, what kind of tricks can they play?
Canghenan didn't notice the expression on his classmate's face, he bent down and stretched out his hand to grab Xiaohu's left cheek: "Little thing, you still play sloppy with me, let me tell you that no matter where you go, we will Follow you, if you dare to throw us off, I'll go back and tell your mother right away, saying that you kid stole my chicken and roasted it."
"You wronged people!"
Xiaohu was a little unhappy.
Although he was showing a bit of arrogance, Canghenan had already seen through the hearts, livers, spleens and lungs of these little guys. He rolled his eyes and said, "You all have a share!"
A group of little guys were dumbfounded, they understood that as long as Canghenan said so, then tonight's fried pork with bamboo shoots would not be able to escape no matter what, that is to say, Mengmeng was not afraid of Canghenan's move.
If Canghenan used this trick against Mengmeng, Mengmeng would sue the third aunt wiping her tears.
Not to mention stealing a chicken, even if Mengmeng asks the third aunt face to face, the third aunt will help Mengmeng choose the biggest one with a smile on her face, and maybe even ask if one is enough.
But the friends are all scared, especially Xiaohu's two calves are shaking a little now, and Mengmeng can't play alone, there is still some sense of loyalty.
"We're going to dig out the green-tailed sparrow's nest," Mengmeng said.
When Cang Henan heard this, he immediately turned his head and said to the three classmates behind him: "Blessed is everyone at noon today!"
"What is a green-tailed sparrow?" A classmate asked curiously.
Xiaowazi showed off and said: "A green-tailed sparrow is a green-tailed sparrow. It is about this long and about the size of a pigeon. There is a green tail behind it...".
Cang Henan said: "You will know when I see you! No matter how much I tell you now, it's better to let you just take a look and be impressed!"
"Let's go!"
Seeing that the eagle was out of reach today, Mengmeng had no choice but to slide off the sofa.
"Don't you want to bring something?" Canghenan's male classmate asked.
"I just need to steal some ingredients from the kitchen, and then I can make it myself." Mengmeng waved his hands, looking like a little adult.
As soon as Mengmeng left, Xiaohu and the others immediately followed, while Canghenan and the three classmates hung at the end of the team.
In the kitchen, Mengmeng skillfully took some seasoning bottles and put them into a small bag, while Xiaohu took on the task of backpacking.
When he arrived at the entrance of the village, the buddy became a little impatient: "Henan, can you have fun with a group of children?"
"Don't worry, it's definitely a new experience for you!" Cang Henan said.
Regarding the situation around the village, Canghe Nanpaima is not as good as these children, because when the village developed, he was either a high school or a university, and the terrain around the village had already changed a lot due to the forest. Outside, Canghenan may not be able to find it back, so how dare he take the three classmates around.
After walking less than 200 meters, a black bear appeared on the other side of the creek, and the black bear let out a low growl at Mengmeng and the group of children.
"raging!"
The two girls at the back of the line instantly grabbed the arms of the man beside them, leaning their bodies against them.
Canghenan's buddies were also terribly frightened, their faces are pale now, and their voices are a little awkward: "Henan, the bear is coming, the bear is coming!"
Canghenan is enjoying himself very much now. If possible, he would like to kick his buddies away. Now the girl he likes is holding his arms with both hands, and almost put most of her body on him. How could he If you want to control the bear, let the bear do it more violently, and let the girl stick closer to you.
"Dahei, don't come here, let's go!"
While talking to the black bear, Xiaohu began to take off his shoes.
Hearing what Xiaohu said, the black bear stood on the other side of the creek, in the water about five or six centimeters deep, and waited eagerly for Xiaohu to wait for the child to come over.
As soon as the bear didn't move, the students in Canghenan quickly returned to normal. However, when a person faces a bear and there is no cage, it is normal to be afraid.
The girl Canghenan liked was very embarrassed, and after she was put in Canghenan, she got together with her little sister, not knowing what to whisper.
"I said Henan, the bear you mentioned is so big!" asked the good buddy.
Cang Henan asked back: "How big do you think? You can't think that the bear is as big as the plush bear sold in the market, right? It's a real bear. But don't worry, just like I said, this bear is not Those who hurt people, as long as you don’t hurt him first, our village has been with them for so long and there has never been a bear hurting people.”
Hearing Canghenan's words, the few people were slightly relieved.
Seeing that Cang Henan started to bend over to take off his shoes, the buddy asked again: "What are you doing?"
"Take off your shoes and cross the river, don't you see that the children are all going down, don't they get wet with their shoes on?" Cang Henan said.
So these people followed suit and took off their shoes and held them in their hands, preparing to walk across the creek.
When the two girls put their feet into the stream, they snorted comfortably.
"Wow, this mud is so comfortable to step on, like stepping on the beach, and the stream is actually cool, without any heat."
"Okay, let's cross the river quickly, let's go swimming in the lagoon after two days, that will be comfortable," Cang Henan said.
Seeing that the children had all arrived at the other bank and began to sit on the grass on the bank to put on their shoes, the four of them returned to the bank to discuss whether the stream was cool or not, which made Canghenan feel a little ashamed.
When the four of them crossed the shore, the three other than Canghenan all turned their gazes to the big bear. They watched the big bear less than three meters away from them twisting their fat buttocks. The movement of the body brought out waves of fleshy ripples, and the fleshy ripples brought about the shiny bear skin on his body, showing a luster like silk under the sun.
Several people suddenly felt an urge to masturbate a bear from outside their dantians, and this urge extended all the way to Tianling Gai.
(End of this chapter)
After Mengmeng finished his meal, he wiped his mouth and wanted to run away, but was stopped by Cang Hai.
"Where are you going? We're leaving later," Cang Hai asked.
Mengmeng said: "I'm not going to push watermelons in Fenghuanggou, I want to play in the village."
"I also want!"
"I also want!"
The two 'little cats with colorful faces' on the table were eager to try and play with their aunt. They didn't want to go to Fenghuanggou with Canghai and the others, because Fenghuanggou didn't have anything interesting except Dahei. The two bear kids feel that life is a bit boring.
Shi Wei glared at the two 'little painted cats', and the two 'little painted cats' immediately became honest.
"Then where do you have lunch?" Cang Hai asked.
Mengmeng seemed to have made plans for a long time, he opened his mouth without any hesitation: "Eat at Xiaohu's house, or at the third uncle's house!"
Before Cang Hai could say anything, Shi Wei had already opened her mouth and said, "Why don't you let Mengmeng stay at home and play, anyway, she's fine when she goes there, why not just play."
Cang Hai saw Mengmeng's begging face, so he sighed and said: "Okay, but Mengmeng, let's talk about it first, don't make third uncle and third aunt angry!"
When Mengmeng heard that Cang Hai agreed, her big eyes were filled with joy, and she said repeatedly: "I know, I know!"
Just like that, after Canghai went to Fenghuanggou, Canghai's house became a gathering place for a group of cowards, Xiaohu, Xiaogoudan, and a few children from the family members of the Sixianggu research team gathered together, Discussed where to go crazy later.
"Why don't we dig out the bird's nest?" Puppy suggested.
"What kind of bird's nest can I get at this time?" Xiao Hu felt that this was quite meaningless.
Goudan immediately said: "Brother Xiaohu, last time I found a small pond in the south of the slope over there. There is a reed nest in it, and there are wild duck eggs in the reed nest."
Mengmeng is crossing her arms now, sitting on the sofa with five people and six people, her brows are furrowed, she is thinking about where to play, anyway, her brother and sister-in-law are not around, she is a monkey without a tiger in the mountains, if she just picks up a Bird eggs, catching a rabbit or something doesn't make you look incompetent.
Every time he played, he always played like this, which made Mengmeng feel that it is so rare to have such a team today. In the past, some people were either forced to do their homework at home, or were beaten by their own mothers.
"No, no, wild duck eggs are not as delicious as salted duck eggs. If you feed them to Huatou, Huatou won't eat them." A boy shook his head.
So soon a few small brains were pulled down, and one by one began to think of what was going on and where it was fun.
After a while, a child said: "Aunt Mengmeng, Brother Xiaohu, when my father came back last time, he told me that they found a few nests of eagles on the other side of the cliff, do you want to dig them out?"
"How many broods of eagles?"
Mengmeng's eyes lighted up when he heard that, the family had raised birds before, but unfortunately Shi Wei let them fly after raising them. Now when he heard that there is an eagle's nest on the cliff, Mengmeng suddenly felt refreshed.
"Do you know where it is?" Mengmeng asked.
When Xiaowazi heard Mengmeng's question, he immediately opened his mouth and slapped his little chest: "Of course I know, my dad will take me to see it later!"
"it is good!"
Mengmeng patted the table: "Let's catch eagles today!"
"We went to catch eagles, and we will definitely not be able to come back at noon, and we will definitely find them at home."
The boy who came up with such a bad idea only now remembered that even if the cliff is not too far away, it is not possible for his children to walk back and forth in the morning, so he felt a little timid in his heart again, he was afraid that his mother's bamboo Miezi had another intimate contact with his little butt tonight, the injury from three days ago hadn't healed yet.
Thinking of this, Xiao Wazi subconsciously rubbed his buttocks.
Xiaohu said nonchalantly: "What's the problem? When the time comes, tell your mother that we go to the watermelon field to play and pick up some small melon buttons to eat. Your mother can still eat it in such a hot day." Can you go to the watermelon field and catch us?"
When the little boy heard this, he immediately said with a smile on his face, "That's a good idea. My mother is too fat, so she's afraid of being too hot. She usually doesn't leave the kiln."
"Then let's catch the eagle?" Xiaohu asked Mengmeng.
Mengmeng nodded: "Then let's catch eagles today!"
"well!"
A group of idiots didn't understand how high the eagle was on the cliff, so they stupidly decided to catch the eagle.
"What is so lively!"
Before the group of idiots had finished their fun, Cang Henan's voice came from the door, followed by Canghe Nanjin and the three classmates who came to the village with him.
"Mengmeng, where are you going to play today? We'll go with you," Canghenan said.
After hearing this, Xiaowazi said: "We are going to catch...".
"We are going to catch quail! Uncle Xiaonan, do you want to go too?" Xiaohu immediately stopped Xiaowazi, and said to Canghenan with a smile.
Canghenan didn't answer Xiaohu's words, but reached out and rubbed his forehead, turned around and said to the three classmates behind him: "If you want to play tricks in Sijiaping, you have to follow these little monkeys, what are you talking about?" Where there are bird nests, where are wild eggs, what kind of tender bamboo stalks can be chewed for sweetness, there is almost nothing they don’t know, and if we want to catch monkeys tonight, we have to follow these little monkeys.”
Canghenan's classmates obviously don't believe it. In their opinion, even if a group of six or seven-year-old children are playing to the sky, what kind of tricks can they play?
Canghenan didn't notice the expression on his classmate's face, he bent down and stretched out his hand to grab Xiaohu's left cheek: "Little thing, you still play sloppy with me, let me tell you that no matter where you go, we will Follow you, if you dare to throw us off, I'll go back and tell your mother right away, saying that you kid stole my chicken and roasted it."
"You wronged people!"
Xiaohu was a little unhappy.
Although he was showing a bit of arrogance, Canghenan had already seen through the hearts, livers, spleens and lungs of these little guys. He rolled his eyes and said, "You all have a share!"
A group of little guys were dumbfounded, they understood that as long as Canghenan said so, then tonight's fried pork with bamboo shoots would not be able to escape no matter what, that is to say, Mengmeng was not afraid of Canghenan's move.
If Canghenan used this trick against Mengmeng, Mengmeng would sue the third aunt wiping her tears.
Not to mention stealing a chicken, even if Mengmeng asks the third aunt face to face, the third aunt will help Mengmeng choose the biggest one with a smile on her face, and maybe even ask if one is enough.
But the friends are all scared, especially Xiaohu's two calves are shaking a little now, and Mengmeng can't play alone, there is still some sense of loyalty.
"We're going to dig out the green-tailed sparrow's nest," Mengmeng said.
When Cang Henan heard this, he immediately turned his head and said to the three classmates behind him: "Blessed is everyone at noon today!"
"What is a green-tailed sparrow?" A classmate asked curiously.
Xiaowazi showed off and said: "A green-tailed sparrow is a green-tailed sparrow. It is about this long and about the size of a pigeon. There is a green tail behind it...".
Cang Henan said: "You will know when I see you! No matter how much I tell you now, it's better to let you just take a look and be impressed!"
"Let's go!"
Seeing that the eagle was out of reach today, Mengmeng had no choice but to slide off the sofa.
"Don't you want to bring something?" Canghenan's male classmate asked.
"I just need to steal some ingredients from the kitchen, and then I can make it myself." Mengmeng waved his hands, looking like a little adult.
As soon as Mengmeng left, Xiaohu and the others immediately followed, while Canghenan and the three classmates hung at the end of the team.
In the kitchen, Mengmeng skillfully took some seasoning bottles and put them into a small bag, while Xiaohu took on the task of backpacking.
When he arrived at the entrance of the village, the buddy became a little impatient: "Henan, can you have fun with a group of children?"
"Don't worry, it's definitely a new experience for you!" Cang Henan said.
Regarding the situation around the village, Canghe Nanpaima is not as good as these children, because when the village developed, he was either a high school or a university, and the terrain around the village had already changed a lot due to the forest. Outside, Canghenan may not be able to find it back, so how dare he take the three classmates around.
After walking less than 200 meters, a black bear appeared on the other side of the creek, and the black bear let out a low growl at Mengmeng and the group of children.
"raging!"
The two girls at the back of the line instantly grabbed the arms of the man beside them, leaning their bodies against them.
Canghenan's buddies were also terribly frightened, their faces are pale now, and their voices are a little awkward: "Henan, the bear is coming, the bear is coming!"
Canghenan is enjoying himself very much now. If possible, he would like to kick his buddies away. Now the girl he likes is holding his arms with both hands, and almost put most of her body on him. How could he If you want to control the bear, let the bear do it more violently, and let the girl stick closer to you.
"Dahei, don't come here, let's go!"
While talking to the black bear, Xiaohu began to take off his shoes.
Hearing what Xiaohu said, the black bear stood on the other side of the creek, in the water about five or six centimeters deep, and waited eagerly for Xiaohu to wait for the child to come over.
As soon as the bear didn't move, the students in Canghenan quickly returned to normal. However, when a person faces a bear and there is no cage, it is normal to be afraid.
The girl Canghenan liked was very embarrassed, and after she was put in Canghenan, she got together with her little sister, not knowing what to whisper.
"I said Henan, the bear you mentioned is so big!" asked the good buddy.
Cang Henan asked back: "How big do you think? You can't think that the bear is as big as the plush bear sold in the market, right? It's a real bear. But don't worry, just like I said, this bear is not Those who hurt people, as long as you don’t hurt him first, our village has been with them for so long and there has never been a bear hurting people.”
Hearing Canghenan's words, the few people were slightly relieved.
Seeing that Cang Henan started to bend over to take off his shoes, the buddy asked again: "What are you doing?"
"Take off your shoes and cross the river, don't you see that the children are all going down, don't they get wet with their shoes on?" Cang Henan said.
So these people followed suit and took off their shoes and held them in their hands, preparing to walk across the creek.
When the two girls put their feet into the stream, they snorted comfortably.
"Wow, this mud is so comfortable to step on, like stepping on the beach, and the stream is actually cool, without any heat."
"Okay, let's cross the river quickly, let's go swimming in the lagoon after two days, that will be comfortable," Cang Henan said.
Seeing that the children had all arrived at the other bank and began to sit on the grass on the bank to put on their shoes, the four of them returned to the bank to discuss whether the stream was cool or not, which made Canghenan feel a little ashamed.
When the four of them crossed the shore, the three other than Canghenan all turned their gazes to the big bear. They watched the big bear less than three meters away from them twisting their fat buttocks. The movement of the body brought out waves of fleshy ripples, and the fleshy ripples brought about the shiny bear skin on his body, showing a luster like silk under the sun.
Several people suddenly felt an urge to masturbate a bear from outside their dantians, and this urge extended all the way to Tianling Gai.
(End of this chapter)
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