slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 546 Exogenous Branches
Around ten o'clock in the morning, Cang Hai got up from the bed, washed up and walked out of the room, and saw Shi Wei sitting in the living room with a few foreigners discussing the yacht contract. Wei is going to push the yacht away, save two days of all-inclusive and get back a lot of money.

"Are you awake?" Seeing Cang Hai get up, Shi Wei raised her head and greeted casually.

Cang Hai asked, "Retire the yacht?"

Hearing Shi Wei humming, Cang Hai said: "Why don't you quit, just take Ping An and the others to play, I'll stay here alone."

Because of the case, Cang Hai had to stay in the city, and it was impossible to go out to sea. The police said they wanted Cang Hai to assist, but they didn’t know whether to help or what. Anyway, Cang Hai couldn’t leave these two days, so he had to cooperate. The police handle the case.

Shi Wei said: "If you want to play, everyone will go and play, what's the matter with leaving you alone!"

Cang Hai didn't have the nerve to say that he didn't have a good time yesterday and was too happy. Taking a ten-or-so American policeman around in circles was much more fun than fishing on a yacht.

"What's the matter, I'm not going to jail, it's just that the police station let me cooperate, you go and play with yours, or you can only get half of the money back, why don't you all go and have fun together."

After speaking with Shi Wei in Chinese, Cang Hai spoke in English with the staff who came to handle the matter.

The staff were naturally happy to hear that Cang Hai wanted to continue renting Nana. It is rare to see such high-end customers like Cang Hai, so they looked at Shi Wei longingly.

Seeing that Shi Wei was still a little hesitant, Cang Hai immediately turned on the persuasion mode. Anyway, it’s meaningless for them to be here, and they can’t help much. Why don’t you go out to sea and have a good time, and wait for everyone to return to China in a few days, otherwise It's not good for so many people to stay here with me.

In the end, Shi Wei finally agreed with Cang Hai's statement, so she sent away the foreigner who was doing business, and began to put the original in the clothes and continue to organize.

On Canghai's side, they went to the next door and told everyone one by one to go to sea today.

When Cang Hai notified her and came back, she found that Shi Wei was watching the news. On the news, there was a man wrapped like a scorpion, wearing sunglasses, a hat and gloves, making himself look like a Michelle Drenching the tires like a mascot.

"Why does this person seem familiar to me?" Shi Wei murmured.

Cang Hai was shocked when he heard this: I'm so scared, you can still see that I'm wrapped up like this?He really deserves to be his pillow person.

Cang Hai heard that Laomei's technology is very advanced, such as body tracking and image recognition, so he hid his whole body, and he didn't throw away the car he bought, for fear that something might be wrong. Come on, I was caught out by the black technology gang in the United States, so all the cars were thrown into the space.

The news broadcasted Cang Hai after makeup. This was captured by the camera on the road while Cang Hai was racing. The police station was also quite awesome, and directly offered a reward of [-] knives to the general public. 'Michelin' people's clues.

"Then prepare yourself, let's go and get the [-] U.S. dollars. In this way, the whole process will be covered. I dare say the Americans invited us to come and play." Cang Hai pretended to be indifferent, and sat beside Shi Wei with a smile.

Stretching out his arms to embrace Shi Wei's shoulders, Cang Hai looked at himself on the TV screen, feeling a particularly proud feeling in his heart.

Shi Wei felt that this person was familiar, but no matter how she thought about it, she would not connect the "heinous" criminal on the screen with the husband sitting next to her, so after watching for a while, Shi Wei continued to organize clothing.

Cang Hai, on the other hand, continued to watch the news happily. After this channel finished, he switched to another channel. As a result, within 10 minutes, Cang Hai switched to four or five channels, and each channel had its own. Its drench' image is filling the whole screen.

Just when Cang Hai was feeling refreshed, Ping An and the others opened the door and walked in.

When Shi Wei saw it, she immediately asked, "Are you all ready?"

Seeing everyone nodded, Shi Wei put away the box and said to Cang Hai, "Then let's go."

"Have fun!"

Cang Hai stood up, sent Shi Wei and others to the door, stood in front of the railing of the room on the second floor, watched Shi Wei and the others arrive at the pier, boarded the boat, and waved until they sailed out of his sight. Back in the room.

When it was time to eat lunch, Cang Hai went downstairs to the restaurant and ordered a small steak for a simple lunch. I have to say that Americans are proud. A small steak is about half the size of Cang Hai's face, and the thickness is also a knuckle. This thing is definitely not edible in China. The largest steak in China is not as big as a palm, and it is as thin as death. The piece Cang Hai ordered can be changed by at least two and a half yuan in China.

With the steak in hand, Cang Hai randomly found a seat and sat down, enjoying the sea view through the large French windows while eating.

The restaurant is facing the beach, and a group of old beauties who love to bask in the sun are almost lying on the beach now. When the beach is mentioned, the first thing that comes to mind is young girls wearing cool swimsuits and posing in a seductive look. Gestures smearing sunscreen on the body.

It's a pity that when you really go to the beach, you will find the gap between ideal and reality. There are not many beautiful ones on the whole beach. Most of them are middle-aged people with big waists and round waists. Layers of tires are placed on the beach one by one, reminding Cang Hai of watching the animal world before, a group of fat walruses basking in the sun on the beach, all lumps of meat!
After a few glances, Cang Hai felt that if he continued to stare, it would cause irreparable damage to his soul, so he withdrew his gaze and concentrated on eating the steak in front of him.

The taste is average, there is nothing to choose, the only good thing is that the portion is big enough, a normal adult can eat enough.

While Cang Hai was enjoying the steak, three Caucasian men sat down at a table next to them, all in their twenties, probably to show off their individuality, all of them had tattoos on their bodies, among them Cang Hai also found I met a Chinese lover, but after seeing the words tattooed on his body clearly, Cang Hai was so overwhelmed that he didn't feel any internal injuries.

This white dude has shit tattooed on his body!
An idiom has four characters in total, half of it is wrong, Cang Hai really doesn’t understand, which tattoo master came up with it, it’s all shit and there are so many demands?
But soon Cang Hai became happy again, because as soon as the three Caucasian boys sat down, they began to talk about what happened last night. respected.

Hearing the words of praise from the three Caucasian boys, Cang Hai was a little dazed, because he was a criminal no matter what, and now the three of them were brazenly expressing their respect for a criminal in public. Wow, is it really good?
But after thinking about it, I realized that the brains of these Americans were beyond Cang Hai's comprehension, just like many American young women wrote letters to killers to express their love.Cang Hai felt that if he was caught, there might be countless American girls crying and wanting to give birth to him.

After eating enough, I went back to bed and went out to have dinner after waking up. I took a beer and found an empty parasol to lie down on. While watching the sunset, I began to wonder if I should go out again at night.

Originally, Cang Hai planned to call it quits after one vote last night, but now he feels that the social reaction is too much, so he wavered yesterday's decision a little bit.

Don't do good because it is small, and don't do evil because it is small!Cang Hai blamed himself very much in his heart, and felt that doing bad things and not being caught would really be addictive.

After a lot of criticism and self-criticism in his heart, Cang Hai decided to go out to play for the last time tonight. There was no way, Cang Hai, who had been praised so much by others, was a little drifting.

Squatting on the beach and sipping until midnight, Cang Hai grabbed a piece of diving equipment from nearby, went into the sea to swim, and swam to about 50 meters from the shore. There was no one around, and Cang Hai plunged into After entering the space and changing into the equipment, he slowly hopped to the wealthy area a little far from the accommodation.

I took a car and drove to the city.

After driving for about 10 minutes, Cang Hai found that he was in a bit of trouble today, and the police set up a card on the road.So he turned into the side road, put the car away, and then walked through the small forest to avoid the checkpoint set up by the police on the road.

Cang Hai's thoughts are good, but he forgot that people in the United States who don't take the road in the middle of the night are not good people.So soon, he and two black boys ran into each other head-on.

The two black boys who were full of swear words were stunned when they saw Cang Hai, because they never expected that they would run into an Asian face when they came out to wander around in the middle of the night.

You need to know what kind of impression Asians, especially Chinese people give people, and be honest and abide by the rules. Otherwise, how did you get the title of model citizen?

To put it bluntly, the average Chinese is very timid and afraid of getting into trouble. Except for those who do business, they will stay at home honestly at night.

It can be said that these two black guys have been out at night since they were young. They are either robbing a small shop or grabbing a passer-by. Entering the game is like playing. Over the years, I have never seen a wandering out in the middle of the night, and wandering into this kind of inaccessible grove of Chinese descent!
It’s not that the two of them can tell that Cang Hai is Chinese. If they think that as long as they are Asian, they are Chinese. As for Korean and Japanese, they are directly blocked by them. It’s just that they got it right this time. .

The three of them were stunned for almost three seconds, and the two black guys came back to their senses first.

One of them smiled and took out a folding knife from his pocket, gently pulled out a knife flower in his hand, and showed his neat big white teeth to Cang Hai.

"Call Fake! Take out all the money on your body!"

When Cang Hai took a look, he immediately understood that this was not the time to talk about China-Africa friendship with the two black buddies, so he lowered his hand and directly pulled out his fifty-centimeter outdoor survival knife from the space.

"What did you say?"

As soon as the sharp big blade came out, it covered the folding knife in the black guy's hand, and the blade seemed to be shining dazzlingly in the moonlight.

Cang Hai pointed the long knife in his hand at the black buddy who was holding a small knife and asked.

Another black guy saw it, and immediately pulled out a pistol from his waist. Before he came, he hurriedly aimed at Fan Hai, and found that Cang Hai's other empty hand appeared out of nowhere with a gun stock and a huge gun. Drum-loaded microfluidic pistol.

Now the two black guys are dumbfounded. As people from a country that doesn’t ban guns, their understanding of guns is much better than that of Chinese people. In their opinion, people who play with guns like this are serious gangsters. Well, it seems that ordinary gangsters use pistols, and those who can use this kind of guns are ready to kill people, and once they want to get up, not one or two can stop.

Now, in the eyes of the two black guys, Cang Hai, who has a sharp blade in one hand and a slight punch in the other with a pistol, is at least a professional killer.

The two of them were petty thieves who robbed and robbed or something. They had never seen this kind of posture before, so a cold man appeared on their foreheads in an instant.

Blacks now know that if they encounter cowardly Asians, they will be bullied, but if they encounter strong Chinese, it is best to run away, because from time to time there are news of Chinese shrews who shot and killed black people who robbed the canteen appear in the media.Now when they meet a stubborn Asian man, they feel that those who are gentler have a better chance of surviving.

"Hey! Burou (brother), we were kidding!"

The two of them threw away the weapons in their hands very wisely, and raised their hands honestly.

(End of this chapter)