slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 547
Cang Hai walked over unceremoniously, stretched out his foot and kicked away the weapons thrown by the two, then raised his foot and kicked at the two.

"I asked you to ask for money, I asked you to ask for money, I don't know if I'm in a hurry!...".

The two black guys didn't dare to move after being kicked. Fortunately, Cang Hai didn't intend to kick them to death. Cang Hai still likes these unstable elements in American society. Of course, he wants them He grew up in another country, and the scourge can only be in other countries. He doesn't like these rubbish going to China to apply for universities in China, and then some universities have to flatter and kneel to send girls to girls.

After kicking the two of them, Cang Hai turned around and left, because he still had to go to the city to have fun with the policemen, so as to spend the long night today, where would he have time to entangle with these two little rascals.

"Hey Bruce Lee! Is there anything we can do for you?"

After Cang Hai walked a few steps, the voice of one of the black buddies came from behind him.Turning his head, Cang Hai found that this guy was making kung fu moves towards him.

Bruce-Lee is Bruce Lee, the two Chinese kung fu stars in Laomei’s heart, besides Bruce Lee is Jackie Chan, as for the others, they are all in the Chinese circle, and their influence is not as great as these two.

Seeing Cang Hai's kicking movements like flowing water, the two black men naturally thought that Cang Hai knew kung fu.

In fact, Laomei has a deep stereotype of China, just like these two black buddies, they think that all Chinese people know martial arts, and almost everyone has the skills of Bruce Lee.

Seeing Cang Hai like this, the two black guys who usually like kung fu feel that they have met a kung fu master, and they are going to come over to have a chat with Cang Hai, to see if they can learn two kung fu, so that When robbing Chinese who know Chinese Kung Fu in the future, you can resist it.

Even if you don't rob the Chinese, you can still suppress other black people by playing tricks when robbing them.

I have to say that these two black buddies are really thick-skinned, they just got kicked by Cang Hai on the front foot, but they forgot about it on the back foot and wanted to learn kung fu from Cang Hai.

But it’s also understandable, whoever wants to survive on the street, and live a rich and interesting life, really takes face seriously, kneels down when he meets someone who is cruel, and beats someone who is the most cowardly, bullying the weak and fearing the hard is street survival the one and only rule.

Being able to learn kung fu and face are put together, these two obviously chose kung fu.

Cang Hai didn't want to talk to these two weirdos at all, and replied directly: "Get out!"

The two silly black boys didn't know whether it was a cramp in their head or what, as if they didn't understand, they hung so far behind Cang Hai.

After walking almost 300 meters, Cang Hai couldn't take it any longer, and turned to the two of them and asked, "Is it because my words don't work?"

"no no!"

The two immediately waved their hands and said, "We just want to learn Kung Fu from you! Kung Fu!"

While talking, the two continue to pose in kung fu poses. You know the black man is talking one way, and the other side is gesticulating. Although the sky is a bit dark and Cang Hai can't see the faces of the two people clearly, the movements of the two people are still clearly visible. Yes, looking at the two black boys who looked like big horse monkeys, Cang Hai suddenly felt very speechless.

"Follow me again, and I'll kill you!"

Throwing down a sentence viciously, Cang Hai turned his head and continued walking outside.

After walking for about 10 minutes, the more I walked, the more I felt that something was wrong, as if I was lost, so I began to complain in my heart: this f*cking old beauty is so nonsense here!
If it is placed in China, there are generally no large forests or large wetlands on the edge of the city. Even if there are, you can walk for a while and you will find the road. The more you walk, the denser the trees, and the softer your feet become.

"Oh Shet, Shet, Boom! Don't move, don't move!"

"Don't move, don't move, oh, we are going to collect the body of the kung fu killer!"

Just when Cang Hai was trying to find out the direction of the forest, two strange screams came from behind him.

When Cang Hai saw that these two were still following him, he was overjoyed, but hearing the tone of their voice was very strange, Cang Hai felt that he had to ask them.

"what are you saying?"

The two black boys yelled at Cang Hai while dancing and gesticulating.

As soon as Cang Hai turned his head, his heart suddenly turned cold, because now on top of his head, less than two meters away from him, a big snake was spitting out its message at him with its head raised.

Seeing the big snake, Cang Hai finally realized the so-called protection mechanism of the human body that was mentioned in programs like Approaching Science, that is, in acute and dangerous situations, people will lose control over their bodies.

To put it clearly, if you encounter a scene that you are particularly afraid of, your body will be stiff and you will lose control of your body, but your eyes can move and your brain is also active, but you cannot control your body and cannot move.

Cang Hai is in such a situation now, he wants to drill into the space in his mind, but his limbs don't listen at all.

I go!Why did I forget about this, Florida is a paradise for two giant pythons in the wild, African rock pythons and Burmese pythons live and multiply here, a group of old beauties are chasing and intercepting them, for fear that the two giant pythons will meet together Breed a terrible super giant python.

Now the snake above Cang Hai's head is very big, so big that Cang Hai directly developed a protective mechanism. This snake's head is like a small basket. According to Cang Hai's estimation, he doesn't need to open his mouth to the maximum to eat himself, and his body is exposed. The part that comes is like a small bucket. If it is a small snake, it can be considered cute, but such a big snake is really scary, especially when it is so close to itself.

The two black boys who were far away from Canghai were still calling particles such as Xie Te and Vac, probably neither of them had ever seen such a big python, and now this python seemed to be preparing to Eat up the default Kung Fu teacher in their hearts.

Just when the two black boys were yelling, the giant python wrapped in the tree was slowly probing towards Canghai. With great confidence, it kept testing the air around Canghai, and the huge snake body also It slowly fell from the tree trunk.

Cang Hai's eyes kept staring at the snake, silently groaning in his heart.

"Oh, it's going to get him, it's going to get him, oh! Shet~"

The two black boys were still jumping. At this moment, the two foolish boys also forgot that they had weapons in their hands. The dagger was useless. If they expected to fight such a big python with a dagger, some people might be able to do it. , but these two cowardly black boys are definitely not among them.

The giant python fell to the ground, and its huge body was coiled into a ball. It didn't wrap Cang Hai's body like the two black boys yelled, and then treated Cang Hai as a snack. There was a ball in front of him, and he lowered his head.

Although Daxinzi and the huge snake head are still shocking to Cang Hai, Cang Hai also thought of one thing, that is, he is the master of the space. Seriously, how can other animals dare to stab in front of me, teach them to be human every minute!
Although he was scared out of his wits by the giant python, when he thought of this, Cang Hai suddenly found that his whole body could move suddenly, and as soon as his whole mind relaxed, Cang Hai suddenly felt that the control of his whole body was in his hands again. superior.

Thinking of the space, Cang Hai's fear of giant pythons was removed by more than half at once. Of course, it is impossible to completely remove it, and it is impossible for anyone to come, unless he has dealt with such snakes all year round.

Cang Hai just woke up from the shock, unexpectedly stretched out his hand, and patted the giant python's head, and at this moment, the giant python seemed to cater to Cang Hai's good intentions, and used its huge He rubbed his head against Cang Hai.

From the perspective of the two black boys, it didn't look like this at all, they felt that the giant python was going to eat Cang Hai.

"Oh, oh, so cruel! So bloody!"

Hearing the ghostly screams of the two, Cang Hai finally got angry and shouted loudly: "Shut up!"

Hearing that Cang Hai was still talking, the two black boys fell silent instantly, and then looked at Cang Hai and the huge python with incredible eyes.

At this time, in the dark night, Canghai and the big snake formed a strange totem painting. Canghai and the giant python stood in the front with their thinner and slender bodies. Behind Cang Hai, the giant python was hideous and terrifying. Its huge head stood two feet above Cang Hai's forehead. Hei boy couldn't stop hesitating.

The two black boys were dumbfounded when they saw the situation. They didn't know how to recognize the scene they saw. In their impression, something unimaginable happened. A giant monster that could easily swallow an adult Python actually cowardly in front of a Chinese guy.

As people who have been living here, they are no strangers to pythons. It is the first time they have seen such a large python. According to their estimation, the body of this giant python is at least ten meters high. The shock of the python can't be overstated. What surprised them was that the giant python was behind the Chinaman in front of them, like a pet, showing a dog-legged appearance that snakes couldn't even put on.

If the two black boys still wanted to learn kung fu in the past, now the two of them are about to kneel down to Cang Hai and call him father, and subdue this boa constrictor. If they learn this skill, who will go to the streets to grab some money? , The entire North American tour can sell tickets for a lifetime of food and clothing.

The giant python felt the anger in Cang Hai's heart, so it automatically swam towards the two black lads slowly, ready to take these two guys as a cushion.At this moment, these two boys had countless thoughts of getting rich, and they felt that they had met a god-man today.

They don't really believe that such pythons are kept at home. If such pythons were used as pets, they would have become famous in today's society. Since they have never heard of them, they are wild pythons. The two black boys are a little stupid, but also a little stupid, but they are not mentally deficient, so naturally they don't think so.

"Cuihua, come back!"

When Cang Hai saw the boa constrictor's movements, he immediately said something to the boa constrictor.

Although Cang Hai doesn't like Americans very much, he still can't do it easily by taking a person's life. Although he holds the big weapon of space in his hand, Cang Hai still can't do that kind of crazy thing.

The so-called heavenly madness has rain, and human madness has disasters. No matter how awesome a person is, he must be careful not to make too many enemies for himself.

This giant python is a bit too cool, after getting rid of the fear, Cang Hai is a bit reluctant to part with it, because it is too cool, think about it, if this thing is released when he is in danger, let alone a human Even a lion has to pee his pants!

Thinking of this, Cang Hai made up his mind to dress himself up as a godly man, chanted the incantation silently, and directly opened the space.

Space seems to have a great attraction for animals. As soon as the space appeared, the giant python immediately stretched its head and got in.

The two black boys were stupefied again, and after a long time came to their senses, they still turned their heads and started looking for the trace of the giant python.

"Lead the way ahead! Let's get out of here!"

When Cang Hai's voice sounded again, the two black boys shivered together.

"You...you...you are a wizard!"

A black boy pointed to Cang Hai and said fearfully.

Cang Hai walked over and kicked, and said viciously: "Sister Wu, lead the way, if you don't obey, let the python eat you two grandsons immediately!"

(End of this chapter)