slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 548 Play Again

Naturally, the two black boys couldn't understand what Guisun meant, and they couldn't stop muttering to each other while leading the way.

"Burou, what does the tortoise's grandson mean? I don't think it's a good word."

The other one also scratched his head, but he took it for granted and said: "Tortoises live a long time, I think he hopes we will live a long life in the future."

"Really? I'm a little skeptical!"

Cang Hai almost couldn't hold back his joy when he heard it from behind.

There are these two live treasures along the way, and Cang Hai is not too boring. Following behind the two little ones, Cang Hai slowly walks out of the forest, and soon there is a dirt road in front of him, although the road is not wide and the surface is poor Yes, but Cang Hai knows that he has come to the right path, and he will definitely be able to get out if he walks this path.

"Go along here, you can go to the main road after that bend, hey, Burou, can we learn from you, we don't learn Kung Fu, we are willing to learn... oh, Vac!"

A boy was talking nonsense and wanted to bargain with Cang Hai. He turned his head while talking, only to realize that Cang Hai had disappeared at some point.

It disappeared behind him like a ghost.

"What about people!"

"Oh Li Shet! I turned my head and saw him a second ago, how could there be no one there!" The other one was also dumbfounded.

It doesn't matter if people run, but it's a bit too scary to run like this.

If it is a normal person, there must be a sound when they get into the woods on both sides, turn their heads and run along the trail, even if there is no footsteps, it only takes a second or two, and they must be able to see people, now two black people The boy turned his head and found that the person who had been following him had disappeared, which showed how surprised he was.

But fortunately, with the previous Boo news as a base, the two black boys quickly came to their senses, they searched around, and then left side by side.

Seeing that the two of them had left, Cang Hai wanted to get out of the space, but when he was about to go out, the giant python came to Cang Hai's side.

In the space, the giant python's body became even bigger. Cang Hai was completely out of fear now, so he reached out and touched the giant python's head. The scales on the giant python's body were very cold. It looks like ice cubes, and the scales are also very large, almost as long as two knuckles and half a knuckle wide, presenting a beautiful fusiform shape.

The giant python seems to be very satisfied with the space, it looks a little lazy, and it will turn up its belly from time to time.

While playing with the giant python, Cang Hai heard the voices of two black boys from outside.

"Really gone!"

"Oh Li Shet, if only we could learn from his skills, just squat in the bank when the door is open during the day, and then come out to carry money at night!"

"Stupid like a pig, why would we rob a bank if we know this? We just ship fans in from outside. We want to be the biggest fan king in the entire United States!"

"You have a good idea!"

Cang Hai listened to the two guys talking nonsense outside in the space, and a circle of black lines hung directly on his forehead.

Fortunately, the two guys left after chatting for a while. Cang Hai picked up a newly stolen car. As for yesterday's car, it must not be able to drive. I don't know which car it is, but I bought two cars today. There is nothing at home, and I am sure no one will call the police right now.

After getting into the car, he threw it up and drove onto the main road. Cang Hai ran along the road towards the city. When he reached the entrance of the city, Cang Hai saw another checkpoint, so he had to get off the small road again. Legs bypassed the checkpoint, and this time Cang Hai didn't meet any funny people, which saved a lot of trouble.

Going into the city to dress up, this time Cang Hai dressed himself up as the American uncle, that is, the one wearing the American flag hat.When Cang Hai got the car out of the space again and was about to start playing, he learned the lesson from yesterday, used the navigation to walk around the neighborhood, and waited until [-]:[-] in the morning before making a decision. Find a cop to play with.

Soon Cang Hai came to the checkpoint. This checkpoint is responsible for entering the city, but not so much for leaving the city. Therefore, the roads out of the city are very fast, and there are no people on the street in the middle of the night. Shaking, so once there is something special about the car, it will be very eye-catching.

Cang Hai is now driving a Dodge Challenger, which is also a performance version, and Cang Hai has also hung a bright yellow sign on the rear of the car, with a big skull painted on it, and two Bone fork, this is the sign of dangerous goods.

This thing is used by Cang Hai to scare people. Cang Hai doesn’t want to be like yesterday. From time to time, someone will point a gun at his tires. Everyone is racing, and there is nothing to do. Cang Hai thinks that It's a bit obscene.

Although the police here may not approve of Cang Hai's actions, and they will not admit that they came to accompany Cang Hai in drag racing, but the police tried to shoot Cang Hai's wheels for sure, and they couldn't deny it even if they wanted to, because the TV It was left all day during the day.

When the car was less than 30 meters away from the checkpoint, Cang Hai suddenly flicked the tail, and the whole car suddenly changed from driving along the road to going against the road.

"Vac, how do you drive!..."

A big fat white driver at the back immediately got angry, and started to spray wildly at Cang Hai. When he saw that Cang Hai was wearing a ridiculous mask and holding a gun in his hand, he immediately shut his mouth. As soon as he gasped, he slid past Cang Hai, faster than a rabbit.

Wearing a hood to hide your head and show your tail while driving is not a good bird. In American terms, it is a hard thing. If you meet a normal person, this white fat man can get out of the car, curse, push and push, but seeing Cang Hai dressed like this People, the old man is cowardly, wishing that the car with twelve cylinders under his buttocks now takes him away from such a dangerous person as Canghai.

Woo~woo!Woo~woo!
Cang Hai shifted the gear to neutral and kept hitting the gas pedal with his foot to attract the attention of the police.

Soon the police also received a challenge from Cang Hai.

The police in the United States can’t stand provocation. They have strict law enforcement procedures. They don’t focus on persuasion. It's useless, open your mouth to bite?Then you think too much!These guys are not people's policemen. If you play tricks on them, they can shoot and kill them at any time.

"Hey, I'm dead! You guys had a bad time with the helicopter yesterday, let's continue today!"

Cang Hai put on the gear with a smile on his face, pulled up the handbrake and turned the steering wheel to start circling in circles.After going around for a while, Cang Hai decided not to be ashamed, because he really doesn't have the ability to burn tires on the spot like in the movie, if it doesn't look good, then don't play.

As soon as the police understood, this is the lunatic who came out to play the police last night. It is because of this guy that now the whole city thinks the police are trash. Numerous ridicules on the Internet sprayed at the police station. Huo is a bit like a hero against tyranny.

Of course, if those netizens knew that the person sitting in the car had an Asian face, they would definitely be yelling and jumping on the side of the police and want Cang Hai to be brought to justice.Whether it is the Chinese Internet or the American Internet, creatures like Internet trolls are standard equipment, and there are as many people rushing to express their opinions as there are crucian carp in a river.

These policemen set up a trap to arrest Cang Hai, and now that the Lord has appeared in front of him, what are you waiting for!One by one, the fast clocks got into the car, and Jing Di, who started the police car and rang, chased after Cang Hai.

On Cang Hai's side, he slammed on the accelerator, and the car jumped out. The roar of the engine of an American muscle car seemed to ignite Cang Hai's blood.

The Americans driving on the road soon discovered that a car was followed by seven or eight police cars speeding behind.Nosy Americans do not exist at this time, and no one wants to provoke a car that is speeding at a speed of tens of axioms. At this time, it would be a joke with his own life.

Phew~!
Soon everyone understood that the person sitting in the car in front was the one who was being offered a reward by the police during the day, so some people immediately whistled at Cang Hai's car. It was broadcast live from behind Cang Hai's car.

Cang Hai drove the car upside down for less than 5 minutes, and another helicopter appeared above Cang Hai's head. This time, there were not two helicopters, but a total of four helicopters.This treatment is really no one else.

Good guys!
The big searchlight was on, illuminating Cang Hai's entire body. In the end, Cang Hai had to turn on the air conditioner. The person was so dry that his body was sweating!
In such a bright environment, the image of Uncle Sam standing on top of Cang Hai looked a little funny and hideous.

Neither the helicopter nor the police car dare to shoot now, because they all saw the chemical hazard sign behind the car. Although they don't know if there is such a thing, but as long as there is a one-ten-thousandth possibility, they will not shoot .

Because they are the police, their first priority is to be responsible for the safety of citizens, not to bring Cang Hai to justice.They are not qualified to gamble with the gangsters on this matter, and this tied their hands and feet, allowing Cang Hai to gain the upper hand in this drag racing event.

"You can't run away, we have blocked all the intersections, please stop the vehicles in front immediately...".

With two attendants, free spotlights, and loudspeakers, Cang Hai had a great time.

The police only dare to run parallel to Cang Hai now, and they dare not say goodbye to Cang Hai like yesterday, so now it is equivalent to the police running with Cang Hai.

Now Cang Hai's car is much more comfortable to drive than yesterday, and the speed of the car is a bit faster today, there is no policeman behind trying to come over to his car, and no one shoots black guns at him, so Cang Hai is really driving very high.

Not only Cang Hai was hilarious, but the Internet soon followed suit. Many good American youths also spontaneously used self-media to spread the situation on the spot.

As a result, Cang Hai's image of "naughty Uncle Sam" was instantly ignited all over the Internet.

The self-media is one step ahead, and the streaming media is not to be outdone. If you say that the American media is rich, if you want to get a helicopter in the country and want to shoot, it is estimated that there will be a lot of procedures, but here, Cang Hai has not yet talked to the police. We played for 10 minutes, and a helicopter with several TV station logos appeared in the sky.

Most of the night owls in the United States are attracted to the matter of Cang Hai's drag racing. There are countless fans of Cang Hai on the Internet, and it's no big deal to watch the excitement.

Because of the power of self-media, all the police officers in the city have been photographed, and it is clear where to deploy defenses and where to block robberies. It is a pity that Cang Hai can't see it. It is impossible to play American Douyin.

"Oh Shet! Sam's going to fuck, he shouldn't be on the bridge!"

"Oh no, you're stupid Sam, you're going to be caught!"

When there was a burst of wailing in the live broadcast room, Cang Hai drove the Challenger onto the bridge, and when he ran to the middle, Cang Hai saw the policemen standing in front of them, and there were also explosion-proof vehicles in the police force, and the bridge was very dark. Apparently it has been cleaned up.

In everyone's opinion, 'Uncle Sam' is going to be caught this time!
But Cang Hai didn't want to be imprisoned in the United States, so he swung the steering wheel, and the whole car smashed through the guardrail beside the bridge and rushed off the bridge.

The people in the live broadcast room were immediately stunned. The drop from the bridge deck to the water surface was almost 15 meters, and the Dodge Challenger rushed down just like that.

At this time, Cang Hai stretched out a middle finger in order to tease the police.

The media in the U.S. has great shooting techniques, and there is not much review mechanism. Within one or two minutes, the image of the red challenger with a finger appeared on TV and other media.

(End of this chapter)