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Chapter 230 Still Fucking Fair

"No money, no goods, no money."

"People have two lives left, should they be killed or not?"

On the screen, the train crashed into the river, and all the iron-blooded soldiers on board died, as did Mr. Tang played by Lin Xiaoming.In the end, only the county magistrate played by Ge You, Ma Bangde, and the county magistrate's wife Liu Jialing survived.

Han Qiu and his gang of gangsters worked so hard to rob the lying train, they must have come here for money.But the current situation. It seems that there is no money?
Seeing that his life was in danger, Ge You became wise in a hurry, and pretended to replace the dead Mr. Tang, falsely claiming that the county magistrate Ma Bangde was dead, and then seduced Han Qiu by buying an official as the county magistrate: as long as he becomes the county magistrate of Goose City , you can get back a lot of money!
The county magistrate was bought for 20w.
Ge You has been doing this kind of thing for eight years
No hands, no bloodshed, just brainstorming.
Under Ge You's superb and funny interpretation, the opening of the movie was explained to all audiences in this way.

A Ma bandit leader wants to pretend to be the county magistrate to take office in Goose City, and kidnaps Ge You, who was originally the county magistrate, as his teacher.The drama is that Han Qiu doesn't know that Ge You is a fake master, and he doesn't know that Ge You's real identity is actually the county magistrate.

True magistrate and false magistrate?
"Haha, I'm dying of laughter, Uncle Ge's acting skills are really strong."

"Pfft, shit, you can buy a county magistrate for 20w? Damn, I just want to ask how much it costs to get a county magistrate now."

"The bandit is going to be the county magistrate, hehe, this is a bit dramatic."

With the fast-moving plot and the funny dialogue, the audience's attention was drawn to Han Qiu's going to Goose City to make money.Han Qiu is the protagonist, preconceived ideas have been substituted for him, and almost no one thinks about what is behind this incident.
Buy an official to be a county magistrate and make money from the people.
Any of these things placed in the modern context can cause shock.But in the background of the Beiyang period of the Republic of China, the audience did not have such a strong sense of reality substitution, only Han Qiusai gave their protagonist a sense of substitution.

These things like buying officials and making money seem to be just absurd history.

Hehe, why do you think so much?Isn't it good to enjoy these subversive plots and funny lines?
When the camera turned, it appeared directly in front of Goose City.Han Qiu, the six bandit brothers, and Ge You rode white horses and looked at the gate from a distance.

In the middle is a shoal.

Under the gate of the city, a group of women with heavy makeup beat drumsticks and giant drums to welcome the arrival of the county magistrate.

The drum beat stopped, and everyone bowed down, saying respectfully: "Welcome the county magistrate."

Ge You took out a roll of paper and shouted: "Certificate of appointment! I hereby appoint Ma Bangde as the magistrate of Goose County."

As soon as the words fell, there was a shout from inside the city gate, followed by a sedan chair.

"Master Huang is here!"

It was said that the people who bowed to Han Qiu before turned around at a faster speed and bent down at a deeper angle.

"Master Huang is auspicious!"

The audience was a little confused for a moment, not sure who this old man Huang was, but luckily Ge You immediately told the story of old man Huang.

"This is Huang Silang, a tyrant in the southern country, who is engaged in the big business of human trafficking and reselling tobacco!"

As soon as Ge You finished his introduction, Huang Silang's two lackeys, the big housekeeper Hu Wan and the coach Wu Zhichong also introduced themselves in a very arrogant way, during which there was no lack of taunting movements of touching the crotch.The expression is extremely contemptuous!

As soon as the sedan chair was opened, there was no one inside, only a hat of Huang Silang.

this attitude
Anybody can tell that Huang Silang has absolutely no good intentions towards Han Qiu's arrival.

"Damn it, you're worthy of being a tyrant in the southern country, even the county magistrate doesn't care."

The audience was shocked, and at the same time, they were extremely interested in the collision between Huang Silang and Han Qiu.

Bandits and bullies, who is better?
In the screen, Huang Silang played by Chow Yun-fat finally appeared in front of the audience.Domineering, western style!

Domineering is temperament, and foreign style means that he dresses like a foreigner.

Huang Silang also appeared at the same time as his stand-in. The absurd performance of the two made the audience laugh, especially when the two Chow Yun-fat slapped each other, which made everyone laugh.

After that, the first thing Han Qiu did after entering the city was to stand up. He used the bodies of the dead iron-blooded soldiers to put masks on them, pretending to be gangsters, and shot them to death in the city for public display!

The master Ge You waved the flag and shouted: "Why did you shoot the gangsters? Because they robbed the official car and robbed the county magistrate!"

"Shooting them is to let everyone understand the consequences of fighting against the government!"

"The county magistrate is here, and Goose City is peaceful. The county magistrate is here, and Qingtian will be there~~~~~"

Han Qiu and a group of bandit brothers applauded and watched all this with a smile.

Going against the government will end badly?
It seems that the dead are the government officials, and the living are the real gangsters, right?
What's more, the gangster has transformed into the leader of the government!

Not fun?Is it funny?Irony?Absurd isn't it?
These impossible things just appeared in front of the audience in such a grotesque manner, which made all the audience feel a strange sense of excitement.

What is stimulation?It means that someone has done something that you only dare to think about, but dare not do!This is exciting!

Is there anything more exciting than a gangster pretending to be the county magistrate?
What is black humor?This scene is it!True or false gangsters?Absurd and real?In front of a group of real bandits, he killed a group of officers and soldiers, and falsely claimed that they were Ma bandits.Kill the chicken and wait?To warn others not to fight against the government?
Hehe, go fuck it.
The audience also complained in their hearts with strange expressions, this shit?Only Han Banxian can come up with such a subversive plot.

But some people also thought of one thing: Zhang Mazi is now the county magistrate of Echeng, does he really want to exploit the common people to satisfy his own interests?
Thinking of this, many viewers felt blocked. If Zhang Mazi really did this, they would undoubtedly feel very uncomfortable.

We are also ordinary people~~~
But the next scene changed the audience's impression of Zhang Mazi a lot.
On the second day after taking office, Ge You and Han Qiu discussed how to make money in Goose City and whose money they made.

Unexpectedly, Ge You's first sentence made everyone laugh: "It's too late, the previous county magistrates received the tax from Goose City for 104 years, that is, in 2024. Oh, we came to the wrong place!"

puff!
Damn, isn't this the year?
Wow, there is such a tax!
Han Qiu thought it was pretty good here, and Ge Youzheng gave him an analysis: "The common people have become poor ghosts, and there is no oil to squeeze."

Han Qiu sneered: "I never thought of scratching the money of the poor!"

As soon as these words came out, not only Ge You, the fake master, was stunned, but the audience was also stunned.

However, the reasons for the two being dazed are different.

Ge You: If you don’t scrape common people’s money, whose money will you scrape?
Audience: Fuck, Zhang Mazi is a good guy, what's the point of scraping people's money?Whoever has the money can scrape it off!

Hearing this, Ge You pulled Han Qiu and analyzed it carefully for him.

When the county magistrate takes office, he first establishes a name, then wins over the wealthy gentry, and then pays taxes and donations.Let the rich pay first, and then the common people will willingly follow suit.When the money is obtained, the gentry's money will be returned in full, and the common people's money will be divided.

When listening to Ge You's speech, Han Qiu's expression was extremely cold.It wasn't until he heard that he could only get [-]% and Huang Silang wanted to get [-]% later that his expression changed.

He is the boss, it depends on his face?
Kneeling to beg for food?Otherwise, you won't get a point?
Han Qiu was upset, so he took out his gun, waved it to the side of the official seal, and said with a smile, "I want to stand still and make money!"

Seeing this domineering words, many viewers "climaxed".

"Shu Tan, this is what the protagonist should do! What is it to bully the common people?"

"Standing to make money, only bandits should say such things."

"Damn, don't you agree? Then hit Huang Silang and see if he dares to bully the common people!"

"Support Mazi Zhang!"

The audience shouted in their hearts, but Han Qiu and Ge You looked at each other inadvertently, with a weird smile on their faces.

Next, Han Qiu presided over an "injustice case": Wu Zhichong beat up a jelly jelly boy, beating him half to death!Just because he disturbed his pleasure of eating.

When judging the case, Xiao Er was afraid of Wu Zhichong and Huang Silang behind him, and kept saying that it was his fault, not Wu Zhichong.But Han Qiu went his own way, threw the pistol on the table, and arbitrarily and unreasonably convicted Wu Zhichong.

Are you unreasonable?Are you arrogant?
I am less reasonable than you!
Seeing the man draw out his gun, Wu Zhi was shocked, knelt down, admitted his mistake, and kowtowed to Xiao Er.

Seeing that Han Qiu acted fairly, many people knelt down and shouted, "Master Qingtian!"

Han Qiu asked them to stand up and held up three fingers: "I only do three things in Goose City, fair, fair, or fucking fair!"

These words brought tears to the eyes of the people, and everyone lamented that the bright future of Goose City has finally come.The audience was very moved. Since a gangster is doing everything possible for the sake of the people, this is also a strange thing!
Not only Zhang Mazi, some fans of Han Qiu once counted a phenomenon, that is, more than 90% of Han Banxian's works are defined as so-called bad guys according to the routine, such as terrorists, prisoners in prisons, and Wuxing Mountain. bandits and so on.

But these "bad guys" are either the protagonists or positive, supporting roles that represent the good side of people. In "Dark War", the protagonist is a thief, in "A Chinese Journey to the West", the Supreme Treasure is a bandit, and in "Room No. [-]", the prisoner in Room No. [-] is warmer than the so-called police chief. Not to mention in "V", the protagonist is a terrorist.

It seems that in Han Banxian's films, the characters are not clearly defined as good or bad.In reality, you must think that the police are good people, and they will call 110 when they encounter bad people. You must also think that those local hooligans are bad people.Not to mention flying thieves and terrorists, when you meet such people, you might want to pee your pants.

But in Han Banxian's movies, not all policemen are good, and not all thieves and terrorists are bad.Maybe this is biased, but Han Qiu just wants to tell everyone, don't think that you can see a person clearly just by their identity.

Just like in "Let the Bullets Fly", don't think that Zhang Mazi is really just a bandit leader.
Don't think that Huang Silang is just a bully.
Next, Wu Zhi rushed back to Huang's mansion to avenge Huang Silang's grievances. At the same time, they found Xiao Er, who sold Liangpi, and conspired to arrange another case for Han Qiu.

Huang Silang's original words were: "Since the county magistrate likes to settle cases, let's arrange some more cases for him to settle."

On the other side, Ma Bandit Lao Liu was once the son of Zhang Mazi's brother. After the death of Lao Liu's father, Zhang Mazi adopted him as his son.

And he became the target of the case prepared by Huang Silang!

Its name is, a murder caused by a bowl of jelly!
(End of this chapter)