The best director ever

Chapter 231 What the hell is a surprise?
Once, Han Qiu didn't know if there was a bloody case caused by a steamed bun or a steamed bun on the Internet, whether it was true or not.Anyway, he himself made such a similar murder in the movie.

Reason: Hu Wan, the housekeeper of Huang Fu, said that Lao Liu ate two bowls of jelly and only gave him the money for one bowl. Lao Liu said that he only ate one bowl.But the jelly seller colluded with Hu Wan, and kept saying that Lao Liu ate two bowls.

Development: Wu Zhichong sang red-faced in the middle, while holding Lao Liu, while secretly provoking him with words.Hu Wan involved this trivial matter with Han Qiu, the newly appointed county magistrate.

"The county magistrate wants to give us Goose City fairness, okay! What I'm asking for today is fairness!"

"He ate two bowls of noodles and only gave money for one bowl of noodles, which is called unfair!"

"Since the county magistrate's son takes the lead and it's not fair, what he said is farting!"

Result: Lao Liu cut his belly and took out a bowl of noodles from his stomach to prove his innocence and prove that the fairness proposed by his father is not a child's play!

However, when Han Qiu came with his brothers, Ge You stopped him when he was about to avenge the sixth son.

"Can't kill!"

"Kill him, the six sons will die in vain!"

"Huang Silang just wants to see you like this, with such a defeated face!"

"If you kill, you lose, if you don't kill, you win!"

"Killing the heart, killing the heart!"

In the end, Han Qiu held back and knocked off half of Hu Wan's ear!

But the audience was very depressed and extremely aggrieved. Their brother was framed to death, but they could only helplessly let the murderer go away?What's the matter with this Nima?
Murder. Punishment?

Killing a person's body, but also destroying his heart?

Then whose heart is this to punish?Hu Wan's?Han Qiu's?Ge You's?Huang Silang's?

Or is it the hearts of the general public in Goose City?
Because Han Qiu is a county magistrate in the movie, a county magistrate who keeps saying that he wants to bring fairness to Goose City!As the county magistrate, he does not have the right to kill people who have not broken the law casually.

Killing by force under the eyes of everyone is not only illegal, but also punishing the hearts of the masses. You are a majestic county magistrate, killing people for no reason while hundreds of pairs of eyes are staring at you?
That's why Ge You said that killing Hu Wanqiu is revenge, but if he loses the hearts of the people, he loses to Goose City and Huang Silang.

After Huang Silang got the news, he was also surprised and said: "My God, do you still have to punish people for killing people?"

Huang Silang was surprised because he thought that Zhang Mazi came to Goose City to seek money, and he killed the "Ma Bandit" to stand up for money.But Zhang Mazi refrained from killing Hu Wan, which meant that it was not just a simple matter of scrapping money, it was to punish the people who dare not resist, and it was to bring about a revolution.

If you kill Hu Wan, you will lose the support of the people, and without the support of the people, there will be no foundation for the revolution!

Killing and killing heart~~~
These four words contain too many meanings, and too many metaphors, so many that most of the audience didn't think clearly about the meaning of these four words, and were distracted by the following plot.

The sixth child died, and everyone built a tombstone for him. The brothers, Han Qiu and Ge You, all left messages on his grave.

Han Qiu also expressed his determination here, to uproot Huang Silang!
And when the camera gave a close-up of the tomb, all the audience, who were depressed because of the death of the sixth child, suddenly became happy.

This tomb is impressively a "six", a wooden carving, a huge palm, with the three fingers in the middle curled up, exposing the "six" of the little finger and thumb.

"Haha, I laughed so hard, this tombstone is really unique!"

"666666666!"

"Uh, is this really okay?"

"Very good, it fits Han Banxian's style very well!"

An invisible turmoil passed just like that, and the murderous Zhuxin was just brought over by a sudden joke.

As soon as the camera turned, Huang Silang prepared a banquet and was about to invite Han Qiu over for a gathering.

Han Qiu pretended to agree, but secretly let the other brothers lurk into Huang's mansion, ready to assassinate Huang Silang at any time.

And this order was arranged in front of Ge You's order, using the whistle sound transmission method!This is an advanced method of information exchange that only the gangster brothers can understand.

The audience was stunned for a moment, the whistle was too slippery, right?It is simply a must-have magic skill for stealing chickens and dogs!
After entering Huang's mansion, Huang Silang called for a thief, tied up Hu Wan, Wu Zhichong, and the jelly seller, and kept saying that this matter had nothing to do with him, and asked Han Qiu to be his intermediary. If the three of them admitted that it was him Instigated, then he would commit suicide by harakiri.

As for making mistakes, it is a tradition on the island country.In island countries, seppuku will always have wrong people, because the self-inflicted people are very painful after hara-kiri, and the kendo masters who are familiar with and trusted by the self-inflicted beheaded behind him to shorten the pain. This is called Jiecuo.

If Huang Silang dared to say that, it must be that his subordinates would not dare to betray him.

At the banquet, the three of Han Qiu showed off their acting skills, especially Ge You, who talked and laughed happily, and played an extremely smooth master vividly.Chow Yun-fat did not lose the wind in the slightest.The only weak one is Han Qiu.

Not only because his acting skills are inferior to the two movie stars, Zhang Mazi's role is also weaker than Huang Silang's!
While watching this scene, the audience was intoxicated, but at the same time, their heads were a little confused.

Few people can understand those lines that hide behind the lines.

Because now no one knows that Huang Silang knows Zhang Mazi, and no audience knows that Zhang Mazi also knows Huang Silang's real identity.Therefore, the two said a lot of inexplicable things, and the audience was confused!
This is the most mysterious part of the whole movie!
Therefore, apart from seeing that Zhang Mazi wanted to use Huang Silang's 180w in the name of suppressing bandits, the audience was confused.

In the end, Huang Silang gave Han Qiu two diamonds, but Wu Zhichong and the others did not confess to Huang Silang and committed suicide.Although in fact only the jelly seller died, the other two were suspended animation.

But the audience can't see it, they can't see the fake death for the time being, and they can't see the dialogue between Zhang Mazi and Huang Silang for the time being, every sentence is full of hidden mysteries.

Some people didn't understand after watching it all, let alone less than half of the live audience.

In fact, as long as you know that the two have known each other before, then all this will be much easier to say.

Haha, now I'm just pretending to be stupid, I don't want to tear this layer of shame.

Afterwards, Huang Silang knew about Han Qiu's ambition, and sent Hu Wan and others to pretend to be gangsters to assassinate Han Qiu.As long as he dies, Goose City will have nothing to do.

But by coincidence, Han Qiu ran to Ge You's room and slept with him, and he even called it "I don't want to bully the widow after drinking."

Therefore, the bullet fired into Han Qiu's room killed Liu Jialing, but failed to hit Han Qiu.

After a while, the real gangsters rushed over and took down the fake gangsters.Han Qiu also caught Hu Wan.When he took off the mask on Hu Wan's face, he instantly understood that Huang Silang was playing tricks, that Hu Wan and Wu Zhichong had faked their deaths before.

Huang Silang, who had been waiting for the news outside, rushed in under the pretext of helping the county magistrate fight hemp bandits.To his great disappointment, Zhang Mazi didn't die, only the county magistrate's wife died.

Han Qiu was crying "in grief", and Huang Silang was also "choking with sobs". The two made an appointment to hold a funeral for Liu Jialing tomorrow, and they wanted everyone in the county to attend!

The scene of the two crying bitterly made all the audience feel very funny. They still understood that Huang Silang wanted to kill Zhang Mazi, and they also understood that the county magistrate's wife was Ge You's wife, not Zhang Mazi's wife.

Therefore, these two big men who have nothing to do with the county magistrate's wife cried so much that everyone was really happy.

How the hell are you crying blindly with your eyes open!
However, this funeral was a conspiracy by Han Qiu for Huang Silang and his money!

At the funeral, the Ma Bandit brothers appeared wearing masks and robbed the heads of the two families of Huang Silang and Goose City on the spot, and asked them to exchange money.But what I never expected was that this Huang Silang was a fake, just a stand-in.

Therefore, Han Qiu only extorted money from the two major families, but did not get money from Huang Silang.

The audience already knew that Huang Silang had a substitute, but they still praised Huang Silang's wit.

"Okay, I thought Zhang Mazi had a good plan, but I didn't expect Huang Silang's clever plan to be stronger!"

"I just want to ask, is this double really there, or are these two people played by Chow Yun-fat?"

"It should be Fa Ge playing two roles by himself. It is impossible for two people to look so similar."

As soon as the camera turned, it appeared in a room. In the middle of the room, there was a big table covered with white money. These were all brought out by the two families.

But Han Qiu was very dissatisfied. His goal was Huang Silang. How could he let it go before he achieved his goal?

So, Han Qiu asked his brothers to distribute the money to the poor in Goose City, intending to win the hearts of the people.

Some people ask, who are the poor?

Han Qiu said lightly: "Whoever is poor is poor!"

Naturally, Huang Silang saw his tricks and made people pretend to be gangsters to sabotage Han Qiu's plan and make him lose the hearts of the people.

For example: Several people raped a woman in front of her husband.

Afterwards, he knelt down to the gate of the county mansion, "Master Qingtian please decide!"

Then, when Han Qiu "interrogated" everyone, whether they did it, another dramatic scene happened.

Old Seven: "Brother, you know me well, I never do anything to bully others."

The third child: "Brother, you know me well. According to my habit, I don't ask for anything!"

Fourth child: "Brother, you know me well. If it were me, no one would live to sue!"

The fifth child: "Brother, you know me well. Although my fifth child is the oldest, I am still known as a virgin."

Second child: "Brother, you know me well. If I make a move, the one lying on the table should be her husband!"

Hahahaha!

By the time the last sentence was finished, the audience couldn't stop laughing.The previous virgin was ridiculous, but I didn't expect a homosexual to appear in the end!

In the picture, it was another night.The money has not been distributed yet, and Han Qiu will continue to distribute it.Only this time, he was ready to fight Huang Silang head-on, and Huang Silang was also ready to kill Han Qiu tonight.

As a result, two groups of people wearing mahjong masks fought in the city.

For a while, bullets were fired indiscriminately, and gunfire rang out!

In the end, someone reported to Huang Silang that the bandits in the city fought and six people died, but his own people were safe.

Huang Silang laughed, but Ge You and the audience were shocked.Could it be that Han Qiu and the others are dead?

But to everyone's surprise, the six people who died were all members of the Huang family, and they were the people who came to assassinate Han Qiu that night.

This was Zhang Mazi's surprise for Huang Silang, and it was also a surprise for Han Qiu to all the audience.

Just as the overall situation has been settled afterwards, Huang Silang finally decided to send money to send away Zhang Mazi, the god of plague.He said that three days later, he would give the county magistrate a surprise.

Zhang Mazi, that is, Han Qiu, questioned Ge You: "What is a surprise in translation!"

"Translate it for me"

"What a fucking surprise."

"What a fucking surprise!"

Han Qiu asked a lot of questions in a row, using N fucking words in a row.The expression is very serious, and the tone is also very aggressive.

This is Zhang Mazi's roar, it is also Jiang Wen's cry, and it is Han Qiu's roar!

Huang Silang said: "The surprise is that three days later, I will offer you 180 million yuan to go out of the city to suppress the bandits!"

Ge You sighed: "This is a surprise."

In front of the screen, Han Qiu looked deep and sighed inwardly.

Huang Silang gave Zhang Mazi 180w money to suppress the bandits, and Radio and Television gave Han Qiu the approval to let the film be released nationwide.

Zhang Mazi is a bandit, suppressing bandits?Surely he can't suppress himself, but with Huang Silang's money, as long as he goes out of the city and doesn't come back, he can live happily ever after.

Similarly, Han Qiu can also hold the national box office. As long as he doesn't touch the bad luck of radio and television, he can enjoy himself for a lifetime.

But what about the facts?

Zhang Mazi went back after leaving the city.
What about Han Qiu? ?
　There is one more chapter.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)