Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 160 Decisive Battle on the Top of Potato Chips!

that day.

evening.

20 o'clock exactly.

At this time, Jiangmi was already asleep.

Yu Baibai and Jiang Jun were sitting on the sofa watching TV, Yu Baibai was wearing Jiang Jun's T-shirt, the loose and bulky T-shirt didn't need any pants at all, it was directly worn as a dress.

As for whether she wears it inside... then I don't know, anyway, the upper body is definitely not wearing underwear.

Because, Jiang Jun's beloved potted plant had her underwear hanging on it.

Jiang Jun has warned Yu Baibai countless times to pay attention to his image at home, but in the end there is no special effect. Yu Baibai is laughing and joking, either to show you cuteness, or to show you sloppy eyes, anyway, things are so vague Indistinctly passed.

After a few rounds, Jiang Jun also got serious, and he didn't even bother to say that this link was cancelled.

Even Jiang Jun himself didn't expect that he got used to it!
At this moment, the two of them were sitting cross-legged on the sofa, eating potato chips and watching TV. At first, each of them was holding a portion of potato chips, but while eating, Jiang Jun found that something was wrong.

How did my potato chips come off so quickly?

It's almost bottoming out now! ?

Therefore, Jiang Jun planned to reduce his attention on the TV and observe what happened to his potato chips, why he ate one potato chip but lost two.

In 2 minutes, Jiang Jun narrowed his eyes, and he finally found out what was wrong.

The bag of potato chips held in Yu Baibai's arms didn't mean anything at all. Everyone eats a bag of potato chips for themselves. This fish is very good, holding a bag of potato chips by himself. I just stretched it into my pocket for nothing, and the movement of taking potato chips was quite natural, without any sense of disobedience.

No wonder, no wonder the potato chips go down so fast!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--

It may be interesting to see that the fish is lying there and laughing like a groundhog.

Jiang Jun darkened his face: "..."

Yu Baibai found that he was having too much fun on his side, and Jiang Jun had no voice at all, so he cast his gaze on Jiang Jun's face.

"Ok?"

"What's wrong?"

"Uncle, do you have a toothache?" Yubai looked at Jiang Jun curiously, "Is your face turning purple?"

"You have a toothache!" Jiang Jun shouted angrily, "You have potato chips yourself, why are you eating mine!"

Jiang Jun shook the potato chips in his hand, and shouted angrily, "Look, mine are gone so fast."

Yu waved calmly, raised his eyebrows, and glanced into the bag with his nostrils.

"Uncle, you eat very fast." Yu Baibai muttered.

"That's because you ate my potato chips!" Jiang Jun said.

"Why should I eat your potato chips?" Fish made a fuss and smiled, "I have potato chips myself, okay?"

After hearing Yubaiba's words, Jiang Jun's lungs were about to explode, he pointed at Yubaibai's pretty face, and shouted: "You know you have potato chips, you still eat mine? "

Fish's clear eyes are full of great doubts.

"I didn't eat it."

"Uncle, are you hallucinating?" Yubai said calmly.

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines: "..."

Jiang Jun, who Yubai saw, stopped talking, and took Jiang Jun's arm, "Uncle, watch the TV series quickly, this is the most exciting part."

Jiang Jun's face was dark and he didn't speak. He didn't have the heart to watch TV at all. He had to give his potato chips an explanation today.

Jiang Jun knows that there is no reason not to wet his shoes when he often walks by the river, so he believes that Yubaibai will definitely commit crimes again.

It was another 2 minutes, and as expected, the little white hand of the fish stretched out again, at the moment when she picked up the potato chips between her two fingers.

Snapped--

Jiang Jun grabs Yubai's hand.

"quibble!"

"Come!"

"You continue to quibble!"

"What are you doing with your claws?"

"Ok?"

"Explain to me."

Jiang Jun was directly asking a series of soul questions.

Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun's angry old face, and smiled at him cutely.

"Actually, I think you don't have enough potato chips, so I'll add up to give you one..." Yu Baibai explained.

"Yeah." Jiang Jun looked at Yu Baibai with a funny face, and said, "Come on! Very good! Continue to make up! It's very interesting!"

"Ah cough—" Yubai saw that Jiang Jun couldn't be fooled anymore, and immediately shrugged his shoulders, and said, "This...is there anything to explain, why don't you... why don't you order some potato chips, it's quite big Why are you so stingy?"

"Furthermore..." Yu Paibai felt that the idea of ​​moral kidnapping was very good, so he followed the train of thought, "Besides, I'm such a cute girl, I just eat your potato chips, what's the matter? What's the matter? ?”

"Is it worth getting goosebumps with such a cute girl?"

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines: "..."

"You are quite good at talking!"

"It's you who won't admit to eating my potato chips."

"Catch the appearance, you start to fix this set for me, are you double-sided tape? You can stick to both sides!"

Yu posed nicely and smiled, "Hee hee hee~"

"I'm telling you fish, I won't take your set." Jiang Jun said angrily, "Give me your potato chips!"

With that said, Jiang Jun began to reach out to snatch it.

Seeing this, the fish turned pale with fright.

Grabbing potato chips?
Is this still available?

Yubaiba directly adopts Plan B.

She takes out a potato chip.

chirp-

One lick.

lost.

She threw the licked potato chips into the bag and sealed the button.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa——

Shake!

After shaking well, the fish wobbled before stopping.

"Here."

"There's my Halazi inside." Yu waved.

After Jiang Jun watched Yu Baibai's series of operations, he was stunned on the spot!
When he came back to his senses, Jiang Jun pointed at Yu Baibai's cute little face, "No, you Yubaibai are really dead now!"

"How?" The fish sticks out its tongue, the tip of the tongue trembles, and a cute pupupupu sound comes out of its mouth.

At this moment, Jiang Jun showed a sly smile at the corner of his mouth.

"It's useless for you to be dirty with this little routine. Suppose there are seventy potato chips in this generation, and you only licked one. If you don't shake it well, the potato chip with your saliva is on the top layer. I will grab it. The odds are really high.”

"Humph!"

Jiang Jun snorted proudly, and then continued to analyze, "Unfortunately, if you shake it well, the chance of me getting it out of seventy potato chips is only 0.014285714285714."

Yu swayed and turned pale when he heard the sound.

well--

Master!

This is a master!

"Hmph!" Jiang Jun was very satisfied with the shock on Yu Baibai's face at this moment, he narrowed his eyes, and said viciously: "I tell you Yu Baibai, you come with me, you are very tender."

After all, Jiang Jun launched a general attack again, aiming at the fish and waving the potato chips in his hand.

Facing the general attack launched by Jiang Jun, Yu Baibai quickly came out of the shock.

Humph--

A wicked smile appeared on the corner of the mouth of the fish at this moment.

"I thought that only Plan B was enough to deal with you. It seems that it's time to implement my Plan C."

Jiang Jun was taken aback for a moment, feeling an ominous premonition in his heart.

Open the bag of potato chips here, close your eyes, and start pupupupu with your small mouth facing the inside~!

Turn around!

puppupupupu~!

Turn it over again!
puppupupupu~!

Repeat this three times.

Yubai slowly opened his eyes and smiled even more proudly.

"Here." Yu waved and handed over the potato chips in his hand.

Then, she said: "Uncle, don't you know how to count?"

"You do the math this time and see how likely you are to get potato chips with drool."

Looking at the potato chips, Jiang Jun didn't know what to say.

"Yu Baba, don't do things too badly!" Jiang Jun showed a ferocious look on his face.

(End of this chapter)