Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 161 Follow Your Emotions!
How shrewd is that fish?

Seeing that Jiang Jun was about to break the boat, he didn't intend to give Jiang Jun a chance to fight to the death.

Yu Baibai explained, "Uncle, some people may suffer from waist pain or miscarriage when they sneeze. This is because the airflow speed in the nasal cavity is as high as 50 kilometers per hour, which is equivalent to a 12-level typhoon."

"In the mouth of a normal person, there are about 30 microorganisms, including viruses and bacteria. According to reports in scientific newspapers, the saliva from the human mouth can attach to armrests, seats, door handles, etc. within 2 seconds. place,"

"So uncle, don't underestimate the power of droplets. This bag of potato chips was completely infected by the nest 2 seconds ago."

"You—" Jiang Jun was angry.

"Not only that!" Yu Baibai interrupted Jiang Jun's post, and continued to explain, "Bacteria are a group of planets that operate in a planetary way. There will be 8000 million bacteria groups exchanged within ten seconds of two people kissing. This is the relationship between husband and wife. The fundamental principle of phase."

"Uncle, you can think about it. My potato chips are carrying my bacteria. If you eat these potato chips, you will become as cute as me!"

Jiang Jun: "..."

Originally, Jiang Jun planned to fight this fish to the death.

But after Yu babbled about this, Jiang Jun found that he was a little speechless.

Jiang Jun suddenly thought of a sentence: No one can stop a hooligan who knows martial arts.

Not only is Yu Baibai good at playing Mai Tai, but he also has super theoretical knowledge in Mai Tai, which makes people helpless.

Yubai looked at Jiang Jun's face completely gone, and immediately knew that his words had calmed Jiang Jun down.

Yubai smiled, and handed the potato chips to Jiang Jun.

"Here!"

"Husband and wife, uncle, you will be cute when the time comes!"

Jiang Jun glanced aside, glanced at the potato chips full of bacteria, and suddenly felt that this was not only scary, but also evil.

"No, no, you can eat." Jiang Jun said.

"Don't." Yu Baibai leaned closer to Jiang Jun again.

"No no no no no—" Jiang Jun flashed again, his brain shaking like a rattle.

"Why are you polite, come on, on the hour~" Yu Baibai approached again.

"No no no no—" Jiang Jun flashed again.

"Come on, on the hour, this place is full of bacteria!" The fish approached with a pendulum.

"No no no no—" Jiang Jun flashed again.

"Come on, why are you shy, you are quite old, so you can be cute and not make any mistakes." Yu waved and approached.

"No no no no--"

thump—

Jiang Jun was squeezed out of the sofa by the fish, and sat down on the ground.

Yu wobbled holding potato chips, looking down at Jiang Jun.

Humph--

"Fight me!"

Shaking his head, the fish went to watch TV.

Ah cough——

Jiang Jun coughed, sat on the sofa cautiously, glanced at the potato chips in Yu's hand, shivered, completely out of ideas.

No, it's full of bacteria.

If this thing is infected, a cold and a fever are trivial matters. If I become a fish and put it down like this, wouldn't it be a fool?

Jiang Jun shook his head, thinking that this is a problem worthy of serious attention.

……

Watch TV.

The TV series has entered the climax of the finale.

Probably the plot is like this, both the hero and heroine in the story are terminally ill, but the embarrassing thing is that there is only one pill in the world that can cure this disease.

Therefore, only one person can survive between the hero and the heroine.

At that time, the male lead told the female lead that he had two of these pills and that he had already taken them, so he signaled you to take this.

The hostess felt strange, but seeing the calm expression on the male host's face, she didn't think much about it, and took the pill directly.

As time goes by, the heroine recovers day by day, while the heroine's condition becomes more and more serious.

In the end, in the tears of the heroine, the hero drove the crane west.

Wow--

Fish waggled and cried.

So touching, so touching.

Hahahahahaha-

When Jiang Jun slapped his thigh, the happy people turned their backs.

The emotions that were so different between the two erupted almost at the same time.

Fish swings: "..."

Yu Baibai forgot to shed tears, and looked at Jiang Jun in surprise.

A line of words was clearly written in the clear eyes: Are we watching a TV series?
Jiang Jun: "..."

Jiang Jun saw that Yu was not smiling, and immediately realized that his emotions were not right?

In Jianmei Xingyan's eyes, Jiang Jun also wrote a line: Isn't this a comedy?

Gradually, a trace of anger flashed in Yu Baibai's eyes.

call--

There is no wind.

An embarrassing wind blew by.

Jiang Jun was dumbfounded.

Shouldn't I be laughing?

Jiang Jun panicked.

This thing is obviously not right.

"What are you laughing at?" Yu asked viciously.

"No." Jiang Jun pointed to the TV series suspiciously, "Isn't this... funny?"

"How did you laugh at such a touching TV series?" Yubai said angrily.

"Ah?" Jiang Jun was stupefied, he didn't say anything, but it was written on his face - what the hell is a bitter drama?
Yu Baibai grabbed Jiang Jun's collar and looked at Jiang Jun cutely and fiercely.

"you say!"

"Why are you laughing!"

"Uh..." Jiang Jun said tentatively with a long voice, "No, it's not a comedy?"

"Such a good-looking romantic drama, why don't you watch it as a comedy?" Yu froze furiously.

"Oh, then... I may have read it wrong." Jiang Jun said aggrievedly.

Yu Bai squinted his eyes and shouted, "Say it! This is no comedy!"

"I..." Jiang Jun scratched the tip of his nose in embarrassment.

"You'd better give me a reason why this is a comedy." When he said this, Yu rolled his eyes and squinted again, seeing that this kind of ruthlessness was coming.

"Can't the pill be split in half?" Jiang Jun scratched the tip of his nose.

"Split in half?" Yu waved his doubts.

"Yeah." As he spoke, Jiang Jun gestured with the size of the pill, "Look at such a big pill, if you split it in half and one person in half, no one will die?"

Fish swings: "..."

I have to admit that this is something that Yubai didn't notice, and logically speaking, it is indeed such a thing.

"Yes, but wouldn't the medicinal power be enough?" Yubai asked far-fetchedly.

"Ah, maybe it's not enough, but think about it, he can live for two years without taking medicine. What if he takes some medicine? It won't take much effort to stay hot for seven or eight years, right?"

"In these seven or eight years, if you study it, the antidote will come out, won't it?"

"Besides, this thing is a matter of your own will. If you want to die together, you will die and live. You have also seen that the woman suffered a lot."

"Too bad for her." Jiang Jun shook his head helplessly.

puff-

Jiang Jun smiled again, he thought these two idiots were really interesting.

Yu Baibai listened to Jiang Jun's explanation, and couldn't help but feel that what Jiang Jun said was reasonable, but now the atmosphere was so heated here, his emotions were also up, and tears came down.

Then—the uncle laughed.

It's too much of a spoiler, isn't it?
Yu Baibai felt angry and wanted to laugh, but she was unwilling to laugh.

"Hey~"

"This is a romantic drama, expressing the life-and-death relationship between the male lead and the female lead, and expressing the greatness of love. You...you follow your emotions, people are crying here, uncle, what are you laughing at? Are you bothered?"

Jiang Jun: "..."

"I thought it was a comedy." Jiang Jun said dully.

"Hey~"

The fish kicked its legs straight in a wave of air.

"This is a romantic drama, how beautiful it is, you laugh..."

As he said that, Yu showed his temper, and chased Jiang Jun and hit him.

Type once and say "I make you laugh", type once and say "I make you laugh".

While running, Jiang Jun said, "No, you can do any drama, you have to be reasonable, right?"

Jiang Jun pointed to the TV and said, "That thing is illogical. Two idiots fall in love. If one dies and the other is injured, who can cry? I can't cry!"

flutter--

Yu waved it to Jiang Jun and threw himself on the sofa.

"Did I tell you to follow your emotions?" Yu Baibai rode on Jiang Jun's waist, pointing his index finger fiercely at Jiang Jun's eyes.

"I..." Jiang Jun wanted to explain.

"Did I tell you to follow your emotions?" Yubai paused.

"I..." Jiang Jun still wanted to explain.

"I said I didn't say anything!" The fish wavered and chewed the roots of his teeth.

Hey--

"Say it." Jiang Jun sighed.

(End of this chapter)