Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 162 Toothache!

"You know what I said, you're still laughing!" Yu Baibai scolded.

"No." Jiang Jun wanted to cry but had no tears, "The key is that I laughed first, and then you said it."

"You sophistry!?" Yu Baibai pointed at Jiang Jun viciously.

"I..." Jiang Jun said.

"What are you!" Yu Baibai didn't allow Jiang Jun a chance to speak at all.

Jiang Jun sighed helplessly, and raised his hand in surrender.

"to make."

"Whatever you say is what you say!"

"Don't ride me, can you go down?" Jiang Jun said angrily.

"Hmph—" Yu Baibai snorted, with a vicious look on his face, "Forgive you once."

In this regard, Yu Paibai spared Jiang Jun.

The two continued to watch TV, and gradually, Yu Baibai followed up again, and the two lines shed tears.

"Hey, it's so touching, woo woo woo~" Yu waved his nose and tears.

Jiang Jun couldn't help laughing.

It's not logical at all.

Ding--

Jiang Jun felt a fierce lock locked on his face.

Ah cough——

Jiang Jun raised his fist to clear his cough.

Substitute emotion and make a crying expression.

"Hey, it's so touching, woo woo woo~"

I was going to cry, but I didn't put enough emotions into it. There was a thunderstorm, and the rain didn't drop a drop.

Embarrassing, this is embarrassing, the fish over there is still watching, what's the matter?

In a hurry, Jiang Jun licked his fingertips, then dipped his saliva into the corners of his eyes.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo That, It's So Extremely Touching." Jiang Jun said.

Yu squinted his eyes, and stretched his jade hand directly into Jiang Jun's waist, grabbed a piece of meat, twisted it fiercely, and finally pulled it again.

what--

Jiang Jun roared.

Excruciating pain.

"What are you doing!" Jiang Jun rubbed his waist.

"The acting skills are really bad." Yu Baibai said angrily.

During the turmoil, the two watched TV, one died and the other was injured.

For Yu Baibai, this is a very touching love story. He could have devoted himself to the plot to meet each other and sing the greatness of love together with the heroine in the plot.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Jun beside him actually watched it as a comedy, and then kept looking for logical errors in it.

Hateful, a spoiler.

This is a wound.

As far as Jiang Jun is concerned, he is rational, and he didn't put too much emotion into it. He laughed out loud while watching it. He felt that the hero and heroine in the TV series are like big idiots, hahahahaha...

But he didn't know, this caused Yu Baibai to be angry, beat him up and down, and forced himself to cry with her.

Difficult, watching TV is really difficult.

It's a death.

……

……

After all, Jiang Jun managed to get the time to 10:30 in the evening, which is the time to go to bed.

Yuxiu yawned and went back to his room to sleep.

bah—

Close the door.

call--

Jiang Jun let out a long sigh of relief.

Lie down, let out a comfortable "ahhh" sound from your mouth, it's finally over, this TV is really tiring.

Jiang Jun arched his body towards the sofa, and after arching into the most comfortable position in the memory foam, he slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep.

In the mix of mental fatigue and physical fatigue, Jiang Jun thought that tonight must be a very sound sleep.

However, Jiang Jun was wrong again.

One o'clock in the morning.

"Hoo." Yu waved.

He poked Jiang Jun's waist with his fingertips.

"Hoo."

In between, he stabbed Jiang Jun's waist again.

"Hoo."

In fact, Yu Baibai wanted to say "Uncle", because she covered the left half of her face, so her voice became a lovely "big shout".

At this moment, Jiang Jun is sleeping soundly. Although he has not regained consciousness, he can vaguely feel a strange sound disturbing his sleep. Relying on the instinct of his body, he flashed into the sofa, reached out to grab the fish and waved The waist that was stabbed just now continued to sleep deeply.

Seeing this, Yubai stomped his feet angrily, and then began to shake Jiang Jun's body with both hands.

"Hoo."

"Hoo."

"Hoo."

After a good sway, Jiang Jun's body was like a puddle of mud, swaying back and forth there, but no matter how hard the fish tried to swing it, it was finally unloaded by the puddle of mud.

Huchi - Huchi -

Jiang Jun slept even more soundly.

Seeing this, Yu Baibai pushed him angrily, and then sat beside Jiang Jun angrily.

After a while.

Yu swayed his beautiful eyes, and had an idea in his mind.

She said that she blocked Jiang Jun's nostrils with two fingers, and then blocked Jiang Jun's mouth with the other hand.

Sure enough, it worked. After only two seconds, Jiang Jun couldn't breathe anymore.

At this moment, Jiang Jun's mind was full of confusion. In his dream, he had a pair of wings growing on his back, and right now he was flying freely in the sky.

suddenly!

The fish appeared in the sky inexplicably!
"Uncle-"

An uncle fell from the sky.

bang——

one foot.

Jiang Jun's wings were kicked off.

Jiang Jun fell into the water and drowned, unable to breathe.

"Help, help, help, Yubaiba save me." Jiang Jun shouted, because he suddenly found that he couldn't swim anymore.

At this time, Jiang Jun saw Yu Baibai standing on the bank, hugging his shoulders, with a wicked smile on his face.

"Uncle, didn't you say you can't swim?" Yu waved.

"I lied to you." Jiang Jun said.

After finally saying a word, the body sank.

Gollum-

Jiang Jun choked several times.

"Help me!" Jiang Jun shouted.

"Uncle, you lied, you should be punished!" Yu said with a smile.

Somehow, Jiangmi was standing beside Yu Baibai.

"That's right, dad is a liar, dad is a big liar." Jiang Mi also shouted.

Gollum-

Jiang Jun drowned!

……

Wow--

Jiang Junteng sat up suddenly, he was so scared that he was sweating profusely.

"Hey, I almost drowned." Jiang Jun said without any danger.

Fish swings: "..."

Drown?

I just blocked your nostrils and almost drowned you?
Jiang Jun wiped off the sweat from his forehead, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the clear eyes of the fish staring at him in the dark night.

"What are you doing!"

"In the middle of the night!"

"Scare me all the time."

Jiang Jun shouted.

"Hoo." Yu Baibai burst into tears as he spoke, stepped forward and hugged Jiang Jun's waist, tears streaming down directly, "Hoo."

"Shout?" Jiang Jun looked puzzled.

"Hoo hoo, my tooth hurts." Yubai said with an aggrieved face.

It was only then that Jiang Jun realized that what Yu Baibai wanted to express was "Uncle, I have a toothache".

Jiang Jun bared a smile and said, "No, do you have a toothache?"

"En." Yubai, who was hugging Jiang Jun's chest, raised his head, and nodded pitifully at Jiang Jun.

It doesn't matter if Yu Baibai raises his head, Jiang Jun only found out when he saw that the left half of the face of this little boy was a little swollen.

Jiang Jun hurriedly got up and turned on the light in the living room, and returned to Yu Baibai's side, holding her delicate chin with both hands.

"You, let me see." Jiang Jun said.

"Ah—" Yu opened his mouth.

Jiang Jun lowered his brows and looked in, and it was obvious that there was a decayed tooth inside.

"Yo." Jiang Jun looked sad, "It's a tooth decay."

"What should I do if it is swollen?" Yu waved tearfully.

"Hey..." Jiang Jun looked at the little fish in pain, and said in embarrassment, "Is there a dentist for this?"

"Hoo, I have a toothache." Yu cried in pain.

"Hey..." Jiang Jun felt distressed when he saw it, and hurriedly hugged Yubai, while wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes with his hand, he complained, "It's because you always have that lollipop in your mouth." , Now it's all right, bug tooth."

(End of this chapter)