Banknote Ability Headteacher

Chapter 181 – Flying Flower Order

"Teacher Tang, what's wrong with you? Are you listless?" Song Hongxia asked curiously.

Teacher Tang sighed and pointed at Ai Wen: "I was educated by this guy."

Song Hongxia laughed and said, "Teacher Ai is still in charge of adult education?"

Ai Wen said: "Teachers are preaching and accepting karma to solve puzzles. I just teach Mr. Tang what it means that there are mountains outside the mountains, and there is a sky beyond the sky."

"Teacher Ai! Brother Ai! Uncle Ai! Are you good enough?" Old Tang complained to Song Hongxia about Ai Wen's "violence": "This guy is simply not human! Playing three-stroke billiards with him, except for the first round After I scored a few goals, I didn't even touch the white ball!"

Song Hongxia was surprised: "Teacher Ai is so good?"

The corner of Aiwen's mouth turned up: "Of course! I have practiced hard."

"Comrade Ai, how did you develop this technique?" Old Tang asked.

Ai Wen's face suddenly turned bitter: "If you have an ex-girlfriend who loves billiards and has a super high level, your level will also be superb. I have an ex-girlfriend who runs a billiard hall at home. Let's put it this way. I can't play at all now. she."

Old Tang cupped his hands and begged for mercy: "Niu bai niu bai."

"So I have learned passively all my life, but when you start the banquet later, you will punish yourself with three glasses!" Ai Wen weighed the glass of the farmhouse - a glass of two and a half, which is very in line with the standard of drinking.

Old Tang's face changed: "Lao Ai's three glasses of wine is not a problem, the problem is that drinking three glasses in a row is a bit too much."

"Are you Congxin?" Ivan teased.

"That's right! I'm just cowardly!" Old Tang said loudly.

Song Hongxia:
Alvin: .
"Seeing how brazen you are, I'm ashamed to bully you. But I heard that the wine thief brought by the boss today, Moutai oh~ It's not a loss to drink three glasses!" Ai Wen curled his lips.

Old Tang rolled his eyes and despised Ai Wen: "Good wine has to be drunk! I'll go there after drinking three cups buddies. Don't we have activities in the afternoon? Wouldn't it be a pity if we passed away drunk?"

Aiwen was still amazed by his brazenness: "Okay. Do you want to play two more shots? This time we win the one on duty. How about one shot for a week on office duty? Arrange from the beginning of next semester?"

Old Tang shook his head like a rattle: "Don't play anymore! Love so and so! You are a bad old man! You still want to use me as a coolie? Go and dream of your beautiful spring and autumn!"

Ai Wen saw that Old Tang was not up to the trick, so he could only give up this juicy Chinese cabbage.
Not long after, the host started shaking people in the group: "Everyone is back, ready to serve dinner!"

Everyone returned immediately after receiving the news, and came to the restaurant of the farmhouse to wait for the table to open.The farmhouse is full of farm food. I heard that the vegetables here are all pulled out of the greenhouse, absolutely fresh and nutritious.

The chefs of the farmhouses are also professional, unlike the chefs of some farmhouses who are not professional at all.It didn't take long for the delicious farm dishes to be served on the table.

The director mysteriously took out two water bottles, one large and one small: "This is a flying spear, try everything you can drink. These are pure grain wines that I directly pick up from the tap of the winery, and they cost tens of pounds per catty. That kind—although it’s not expensive, it’s better than being pure enough!”

Everyone knows that the director is good at wine, and his collection is all good things!And he especially likes to share his own wine-the flying spear of several thousand yuan says he can take it, this bottle of wine is more than half a month's salary for a big guy!

Although the director is a teacher, his lover is rich.The most amazing thing is that the director's lover is 12 years younger than him, and the director's wife is his first student. This is quite legendary, but his lover is the director who came after him after graduation - at that time three The pitiful ten-year-old director doesn't have a girlfriend yet!

The director's wife is an executive in a foreign company, and her salary is several times that of his - but she lives a very happy life, and the director with a good mentality has never felt self-sufficient because he earns less than his wife - how much money he makes is just a matter of social division of labor Forget it, the teacher is still a human soul engineer!
There are more than 30 teachers in the ten classes in the first year group. There are only a dozen or so teachers who can drink alcohol, and only seven or eight who can drink liquor. Zhonghaojie is rare in the education industry.

Therefore, a bottle of one catty of flying spears can be divided into a cup for more than one or two. It is definitely not enough to drink well, but you can also taste the taste. No matter how rich the director's family is, it is impossible for the flying spears to be enough for the grade banquet!
After the director raised a glass of wine, everyone toasted together. He briefly summarized the work situation in the second half of the year, and then thanked the teachers who united around him.It is definitely impossible to drink it all in one gulp, and it is definitely a prodigal behavior to drink liquor in one gulp.Drinking baijiu as beer is absolutely terrible, but Aiwen is not as fast as this.

Mo Xiao's farmhouse is full of wine and drunk, and he stays with chicken and dolphin in good years.

Mountain darkly, vista.

Xiaogu follows Chunshe, and the clothes are simple and ancient.

From now on, if Xu Xing leisurely by the moon, knocking on the door every night with a stick.

Ai Wen felt that his state of mind at this time was similar to that when Lu You traveled to Shanxi Village. He indulged in drinking and having fun in the farmhouse, leaving his troubles and sorrows aside.

After eating a meal for more than two hours, the table was messed up, but everyone was very interested in talking.Teachers are a group of guys who like to give advice, especially the drunk teachers are more interesting.
What you know is a gathering of teachers from the first-year group of junior high school, but what you don’t know—you thought it was the Huaxia Formal Shoes Conference!
Ai Wen did not participate in the Jiangshan representative team, he sat with a group of literature lovers to encourage writing!

Cultural people like to dance and write when they drink a little wine. Don't you see Li Baidou's hundred poems on wine.If you don't let Li Bai drink something, what you write is a soulless Chinese teacher. Among the teaching staff, it is a relatively sour group. Chinese teachers have poems and distant fields besides the carelessness in front of them.

Chinese teachers and teachers who like classical literature get together to play the mutated Feihua Token, and their Feihua Token is closer to the idiom Solitaire.They call it Ancient Poetry Solitaire.That is, the verse spoken by the next person must have the last word of the previous person's verse.

For example, the first person said: There is moonlight in front of the bed.

The next person's verse must contain the word "light", and it doesn't matter where the word is.If anyone does not catch up, they will be punished with a drink; if everyone catches up after the round, they will have a drink together!
This time, it was replaced with a small one-money cup. Otherwise, if you use a two-and-a-half cup, it will fall before a round!

The language teacher made a sample first, and the first one to recite the poem was the language teacher of class [-] and class [-]: "Your boobs are full of wine, and your temples are slightly frosty, so why not—why!"

"Don't listen to the sound of beating leaves in the forest, why not scream and walk slowly." The Chinese teacher in classes [-] and [-] accepted Su Shi's "Ding Storm" without hesitation. He is an avid fan of Dongpo, and he knows Su Dongpo's classic poems by heart.

"Do what you do, do what you do, and leave your life." The Chinese teacher in classes five and six came with a poem with four lines, which was very slippery.

Ai Wen thought about it: "Hate is like spring grass, and you can survive even further."

This poem is not well-known, it was written by Li Yu, the empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty, but it is also very relevant.

The last one to pick up was the Chinese teacher of Classes [-] and [-]. He pondered for a while and said, "You will be a hero in life, and you will be a hero in death. I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong."

In the end, all the Chinese teachers completed the flying flower order, so everyone drank the cup together.Male teachers drink and female teachers drink drinks.

(End of this chapter)