Banknote Ability Headteacher

Chapter 379 – True Blood and Light Disaster

As we said before, Ivan's learning ability is super powerful.As long as he is interested in something, he can get started in the shortest time.However, the progress after getting started depends on how deep the content is.

Something like "Zhou Yi" is a precious cultural treasure that an expert professor can't finish researching in his lifetime. It is impossible for Aiwen to study it clearly in three days.However, he has a special talent in calculation. He pushed a few trivial matters through the four-pillar calculation algorithm, and he did not expect that the success rate is not low!

It is indeed an introductory study for half-immortals!Sure enough, it is easy to use and easy to operate. As long as you are quick in thinking and fluent in speech, you can basically fool the fortune-tellers enough.

So Chen Yanzi discovered that her husband has a fortune-telling temperament recently, and whenever he has free time, he can see Ai Wen pinching his fingers and muttering words.Chen Yanzi was speechless with anger: "Why don't you do the math for me? Let me see if I'm sure!"

"This female benefactor really knows the truth, and she can see the extraordinaryness of this calculator at a glance. In this case, I will do the calculation for you!" Ai Wen twisted the non-existent goatee with his left hand, regardless of his appearance. That's right, the temperament is very well handled.

Chen Yanzi: "You said you were fat and you were panting! Give you a ladder and you can climb up! See if you can't calculate correctly, don't say that your aunt smashed your stall and tore up your secret books."

Aiwen laughed straight: "In this case, I will calculate the good and bad luck for you."

Then he rolled his eyes, and the thumb of his left hand began to bounce around on the other four fingers.Chen Yanzi laughed dumbfounded: "Are you imitating a blind man? As for?"

"It doesn't matter whether it's accurate or not, the most important thing is to bluff people." Ai Wen continued to count after replying, and finally his thumb rested on the tip of his ring finger.He turned around and opened a booklet to explain the hexagrams. How could he remember so much as a beginner?When it's time to use the reference book, you still need to use it.What kind of garlic do you pretend to be with your own wife?

"Well, when the time comes, you will be happy, and the club will bloom for many years, and everything will never return. Ten people will see it and ten people will praise it." Ai Wen murmured: "Female benefactor, you are a good fortune! Since you met the real After marrying the son of heaven, you will be rich and powerful, your husband and wife will live in harmony, and your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will be close. As long as you care for your husband and raise your children with peace of mind, you will be full of children and grandchildren, and you will be happy for a long time."

Chen Yanzi:
Although Ai Wen was right, why did she always feel that Ai Wen was shamelessly praising herself?What is this subtle feeling?
And he knows everything Ivan said!Not convincing at all!

"Are you going to come here?" Chen Yanzi asked.

Ai Wen spread his hands: ┓(`)┏

"Otherwise? The four-pillar calculations are good and bad, fate, you are a good life, what can I say? Said that the rest of your life is bumpy and ups and downs?" Ai Wen said helplessly: "You can't because you are my wife, because you are my wife. I know the trajectory of your life and doubt me"

"Why don't you calculate the good and bad luck for me in the near future!" Chen Yanzi hummed dissatisfied.

Ai Wen wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Success! Isn't it good or bad luck in the near future!"

Turning his white eyes up again, Ivan's thumb jumped repeatedly in the palm of his hand again.In less than a minute, Ai Wen stopped: "This seat calculates that you must have a bloody disaster within this week!"

Chen Yanzi was taken aback: "Ah? Is it true or not? Because of what!"

"How do I know? Do you understand that secrets should not be leaked? Besides, my ability is average and my level is limited. One bottle is less than half a bottle. If I can calculate that there is a bloody disaster, it is not bad! Do you really think I am a half-immortal?" Ai Wen closed the book Afterwards, she went to the courtyard and stretched, turned somersaults and walked to the lake to enjoy the scenery, leaving only Chen Yanzi messy in the courtyard.

She silently checked her schedule for the week - work, get off work, etc.!Chen Yanzi had a flash of light—a bloody disaster?Bloody?Blood?Blood!She silently turned on the phone and clicked on an app called "Cycle Assistant". After looking at the day, Chen Yanzi turned off the app with a dark face.

"Ai Wen! You shameless old thief!" Chen Yanzi yelled at Ai Wen who was walking by the lake.

Ai Wen was shocked when she heard it, and then she saw Chen Yanzi who was in a hurry and was about to kill her.

"What? Pay attention to your quality." Ai Wen panicked when he saw Chen Yanzi who was rushing towards him, and then he turned around and ran away without saying a word.

Can you do it without running?Could it be that he stayed where he was and was ravaged by Chen Yanzi?This is not called running away!This is called a strategic diversionary retreat!Can things between husband and wife be called running away?This is called loving a wife!

"Old thief Aiwen, stop!" Seeing Aiwen who ran away like a jerk, Chen Yanzi was furious.She knows Aiwen's physical fitness, this guy really wants to let go and run around the villa complex in Shanshuiyunjian easily and happily.

Ai Wen stopped with a wry smile, and Chen Yanzi walked in front of him angrily, swung her arms and slapped Ai Wen's arm fiercely: "It's amazing! Roar of blood and light! Why don't you go to heaven with such ability? It's been a week!" The bloody disaster inside! If you don’t tell me, I’ll forget about it! I’ll come to my aunt the day after tomorrow!”

"I'll ask you if you're sure! Is it a bloody disaster!" Aiwen asked with a righteous face.

Chen Yanzi laughed at Ai Wen's shamelessness: "You really have the face to say it's up to you!"

"The so-called calculation is big data analysis - I have the data of your physical condition and guessed that your aunt is coming. Is there a problem?" Ai Wen said plausibly.

Chen Yanzi was defeated by Ai Wen's thick skin: "Shameless!"

Arguing with the Chinese teacher is simply asking for trouble. Ai Wen can argue three points without reason, and it is easy to get into his thinking rhythm and be persuaded by him after arguing with him.

Seeing Chen Yanzi walking home angrily, Ai Wen chased after her with a smile and hugged his daughter-in-law into his arms: "Are you kidding! Do you really think fortune-telling is so magical? In fact, this thing is just for fun, and fortune-tellers know this Gadgets are meant to be used to deceive people. But some people just need a fortune teller to give them some spiritual power."

"Let me tell you a story. There was a terminally ill patient who wanted to think about it, but before committing suicide, he met a half-immortal on the side of the road. The half-immortal was actually a liar, but the patient still went to ask about it. That In order to make money, the liar fooled the patient to death, telling him that your terminal illness is a misdiagnosis, and that your fate is absolutely hard enough for treatment. You don’t need anything for treatment, and you should eat, drink, and play when you go home. Guess what? That patient really believed it. It’s gone! I didn’t do any chemotherapy, and used the rest of my pension to eat, drink and have fun.” Ai Wen broke the sentence shamelessly, and Chen Yanzi was so angry that she hit Ai Wen’s small chest with her small fist.

"Go ahead, what happened next?" Chen Yanzi asked curiously.

"Then the old man lived happily for six years-you must know that the treatment given by the hospital is that he can live for two years at most. The extra four years were earned by fortune-telling liars. This is the essence of spiritual strength. Function, although it is a bit idealistic to say so, there are some things that cannot be explained clearly by science." Ai Wen said lightly.

Chen Yanzi was curious: "Then why are you learning it?"

"Being a half-immortal to guide students in the maze! Don't you believe in the teacher or half-immortal? Are you a thief?" Ai Wen asked with a smile.

Chen Yanzi:
Bad luck being your student!

(End of this chapter)