Uncle's Crisis

Chapter 143
An inexplicable contest ended in this way.

Gao Zhiyuan replied angrily: "No certificate!"

"which unit are you in?"

"No units."

"You don't have a unit?"

Gao Zhiyuan lowered his eyes and said angrily, "Yes, I don't have a unit. I'm an idiot, no... no, I'm an idle hooligan!"

"Tch, this man is really sick!" The older policeman waved his hand and said, "Forget it, this man is not normal, be careful he hits you with a stick."

"Is it installed?"

"It's not like, look at his face and look at his eyes, does it seem to be fake?" The older policeman waved his hand, "Let's go, close the team!"

Gao Zhiyuan was so pissed off, it's rare that you are really sick?

Still sick?

The phone rang, and the ringtone startled him.

It was Zheng Zhigang, an old classmate who called, saying that he had just returned from Guangdong and knew that his false accusation was safe and sound, so he wanted to treat him to a meal.

The rhetoric is almost exactly the same, nothing more than to suppress the shock and eliminate the shadow in the heart.

Gao Zhiyuan was a little disgusted. It's such a big deal that it needs endless comfort?It sounds a bit hypocritical.

I wanted to push it away, but suddenly changed my mind. Anyway, my wife rarely comes home, so I might as well take the opportunity to go out and relax.

Then agreed.

"Okay, what do you want to eat?" Zheng Zhigang asked.

Gao Zhiyuan said: "Find a small shop, drink some wine, and chat."

"The small shop is not good, I still want to call Mrs. Shangsao, why don't we go to the imperial city again?"

"Zheng Zhigang, if you call that bear bitch, I won't go."

"You kid, do you have an idea?"

"Have a fart idea! Disgusting."

"You kid just don't know how to live your life."

"Stay alive."

"Wrong, big mistake and very wrong! Let me tell you, there is no waste in life, no waste, no waste, no gain, no waste, no waste!"

"Come on... come on, what kind of bullshit logic are you talking about? Stop corrupting innocent young people, tell me, where are you going to eat?"

Zheng Zhigang said thoughtfully, "Then go to Xiaoxi Lake and eat swans."

Gao Zhiyuan scolded: "That's a second-class protected animal, how dare you eat it?"

"You're so beautiful, do you think I'll really give you swan meat? At best, it's just a big fat goose raised in captivity. The point is, there are fun things in that place, you know!" Zheng Zhigang smiled wickedly after finishing speaking.

Gao Zhiyuan knew where his little tail was pointing, but he pretended to be stupid on purpose, and said, "No, that place is too far away, and a meal is not enough for the fare."

Zheng Zhigang said: "I didn't ask you to take a taxi there. Wait for me at the gate of the unit after get off work."

Gao Zhiyuan thought that his current location was not far from Xiaoxi Lake, so he said, "No need, I'm not at work, I can go there by myself in a while."

After hanging up the phone, he looked up at the sky, and a light breeze blew slowly, with a sweet scent of pollen wrapped in it.

Zheng Zhigang was quite obedient this time, he didn't call anyone else, just the two of them, went to a small shop with a unique appearance, ordered a few signature dishes, and started drinking.

Zheng Zhigang comforted him first, and then analyzed the inside story of Gao Zhiyuan's false accusation. There was nothing new about it. It was nothing more than someone behind him trying to take the opportunity to punish Sun Chaosheng.

Gao Zhiyuan didn't bother to listen, let alone respond, he just drank his wine in silence, and after a while, he became dazed.

After drinking and eating, Zheng Zhigang drove directly to a bathing center north of Xiaoxi Lake.

Gao Zhiyuan refused to get out of the car, and looked at the gorgeous women under the neon lights with drunken eyes, and asked, "Come...why are you here?"

Zheng Zhigang said: "This is the theme of my invitation to you today. I will cleanse you up and get rid of bad luck. Otherwise, bad luck will come to you."

"Go away! I have no bad luck from today, and I am no longer afraid. If anyone provokes me, I will beat him to the ground!"

"Okay...Okay, don't brag, I don't know how many bowls of dry rice you eat?"

"How many bowls of dry rice do you think I can eat? I can eat many...so many bowls in a row, it's amazing!" After Gao Zhiyuan finished speaking, he smirked twice, which sounded creepy.

Zheng Zhigang lowered his voice and said, "Okay then, go ahead and eat."

"No... no." Gao Zhiyuan still refused to get out of the car, and said, "We are good brothers, how can we come out to play wild, no, absolutely no!"

"Are you really not going?"

"Don't go!"

"Well, don't scold me for eating alone."

"Go...go, eat your swan meat, I'll wait for you in the car."

Zheng Zhigang was unhappy, and asked Gao Zhiyuan: "What do you mean? Are you trying to show that you and I are pure and more qualified than me?"

"Nonsense, what do I have to show off? It's... I don't have that interest, I can't cheer up, pull it down, I don't like it."

"Gao Zhiyuan, I think your mind is too filthy, this place is only for a bath and a massage, and it's not for you to do bad things, bear stuff, you don't understand shit!"

"is it?"

"Yes."

"That's good... that's good, I'll take a bath."

Gao Zhiyuan got out of the car, followed Zheng Zhigang and walked forward.

Before reaching the door, two women with heavy make-up greeted them, their voices were so delicate that they could call someone crisp.

Zheng Zhigang, led by a woman, stepped into the room first, turned his head and made a face at Gao Zhiyuan, and said meaningfully: "Behave well!"

"Show your size! I'm going to take a bath!" Gao Zhiyuan scolded, and a certain part of his heart also followed the wind.

The woman smiled and said, "Brother, your words are really nice, and you have a taste for cursing."

"It's the smell of alcohol. I'm happy today. Once I'm happy, I can't control it."

"It's okay, I like being uncontrollable."

"You like to drink too?"

"No, I like you."

"Hehe, you are really bad at talking, it sounds good, it sounds good."

"Really? There will be something better in a while."

There was a surge in Gao Zhiyuan's heart, and the butterflies all over the sky began to fly again.

What followed was bursts of tangy floral fragrance, refreshing and dizzying, as if the eyes were full of bright red flowers.

While speaking, Gao Zhiyuan had already entered the hall and walked into a narrow and dark passage. Gao Zhiyuan asked in a low voice, "Sister, do you really know how to heal diseases?"

"What disease are you treating?"

Gao Zhiyuan scolded: "Damn, didn't that kid promise me to treat his illness? Why are you asking me instead?"

"Why are you talking nonsense?"

"Why am I talking nonsense?"

"If you want to be cured, go to the hospital."

"Aren't you a hospital here?" At this time, Gao Zhiyuan was completely drunk, and even lost his consciousness, and said, "Aren't you a nurse?"

The woman was frightened, and she concluded that the person in front of her had not only drunk a lot of wine, but was also a lunatic, so she stopped in her tracks.

"Let's go!" Gao Zhiyuan stretched out his hand to grab her.

The woman was firmly grabbed by Gao Zhiyuan's big hands, and she couldn't help screaming.

When she called out, Gao Zhiyuan woke up a little bit, looked around, and said, "What's your name? You're not doing business anymore?"

"Don't...don't, let me go...you...you crazy, crazy!" The woman struggled angrily, her face flushed.

"You... why are you swearing?" Gao Zhiyuanzi held her tightly with one hand.

"What do you want?" the woman asked.

"By the way, do you think I have no money?" Gao Zhiyuan asked, breathing heavily.

The woman shook her head.

Gao Zhiyuan said: "I have money, I have a lot of money, don't you believe it?"

Finished!

Gao Zhiyuan's brain is completely deranged!

Fragments!
Brainless!
The woman was so frightened that her face turned yellow.

She wanted to escape, but she didn't have the guts, and her duty didn't allow her to do that.

The boss teaches them every day that the service must be in place, even if it is a piece of shit, a lunatic, or a piece of garbage, they must serve him wholeheartedly. "Pull out all of them, leaving nothing behind!
Thinking of those "teachings", the woman calmed down and said, "Uncle, you drank too much, you should go home and rest."

"No... No, I'm here to treat illnesses, so you must treat me."

"But you have no money."

"I have money, I have money!"

"Didn't you buy wine with all your money? How about you go home and get the money first, and then come to me after you get the money?"

"Oh, I see, it's because I have to want to treat my illness, is it because I'm worried that I won't pay you? Let me tell you, I have money, a lot of money, a lot of money!"

The girl smiled and said, "I know, the money from the elder brother must be private money."

"Smart, really smart!"

"Then where is your money?"

"You ask where my money is, don't you?"

"Yeah, otherwise how would I know you are rich?"

"My money is... it's... here." Gao Zhiyuan pulled out a bulging kraft paper envelope from nowhere, and showed it to the girl.

Sure enough, there was a thick wad of money inside.

(End of this chapter)