Uncle's Crisis
Chapter 144 Completely Crazy Chapter 1
Chapter 144
The woman's eyes lit up, her courage instantly became fatter, and she said in a coquettish voice, "Brother, I didn't expect that you are really rich! You just said that you want me to help you treat your illness, right?"
"Yes!"
"Well, I'll help you cure your illness, not only cure, but also completely cure, let's go... let's go, hurry into the house!"
The woman said, deliberately leaning against him.
The passage in front of me was cramped and narrow, dark and rumbling, and I couldn't see anything clearly. I turned left and right, almost making people faint.
After finally entering the house, people are like walking into a dream.
The woman changed her previous gentleness and pushed Gao Zhiyuan down on the dirty wooden beds near the base of the wall.
Gao Zhiyuan was so drunk that he fell unconscious, and fell asleep as soon as he landed on the bed.
The woman shook him first, and said, "Why are you asleep? Get up, get up quickly, what should you do!"
Seeing that the man didn't respond, she got angry, stood up and kicked him.
I don't know which kick hit a vital part, Gao Zhiyuan screamed in pain, got up, and threw the girl directly on the bed.
The woman screamed and fell unconscious.
After waking up, Gao Zhiyuan was already sitting leaning against the wall, his head tilted and confused.
She got up and had a premonition that something had happened, something serious had happened.
The more I thought about it, the more frightened I became, and I accidentally saw that my hands were covered with blood, and I cried in fright.
Gao Zhiyuan raised his head and asked, "Why are you crying?"
"You... what did you do to me?"
"What did I do?"
"Why are you bleeding for nothing?"
"That's what you did."
"Fart! You must have bullied me, woo... woo..."
"Why are you crying? You're such a nice person, why did you bully him?"
"You are not a person, you are not a good thing, woo woo..."
At this time, Gao Zhiyuan was already sober. Although he was a little scared in his heart, he was not convinced at all: "Do good things come to this kind of place? Since you have chosen this line of work, you have to accept all kinds of things. What a test!"
The woman sobbed and said, "I'm still a little girl."
Gao Zhiyuan bit the bullet and said, "Who would believe it?"
"If you don't believe me, take a look." The woman said, reaching out her hand to him.
Gao Zhiyuan looked down, and smelled it carefully, it turned out to be a smell of ink, so he said, "I understand your tricks, don't lie to me."
"Then what do you say it is?"
"What? Red ink."
"You fart!"
"Aren't you convinced? Well then, let's find another place for an appraisal."
Gao Zhiyuan lost all confidence, if he really wanted to do an appraisal, he would have to kill a big living person!
The woman continued to cry.
After crying for a long time, he stood up against the wall, seemingly enduring severe pain, and walked several steps staggeringly.
"Okay, stop pretending, do you know who I am?"
"who are you?"
"Have you heard of the smiling tiger?"
"Who is the smiling tiger?"
"You really don't know?" Gao Zhiyuan smiled ferociously and said, "The one who went to heaven and earth, even I am not afraid of Hades."
The woman was stunned, "You...you did that?"
"Which one?"
"black……"
"Hush..." Gao Zhiyuan waved his hand, "It's fine if you know it yourself, I will come to you again in the future."
The woman was really frightened, her expression returned to normal, she went to the bed and straightened her clothes.
Gao Zhiyuan threw away the cigarette butt and asked her, "You left like this?"
The woman looked timid and asked, "What else do you want?"
Gao Zhiyuan asked: "Are you acting in everything before?"
The woman said, "No, it's...it's true."
Gao Zhiyuan asked: "Do you pretend to be a young girl who just debuted every time a drunk guest comes? Crying and shouting that this is the first time you accompany a guest."
"Well, it's my first time going back."
"Fart!" Gao Zhiyuan stared at her with his blood-red eyes wide open like a wolf, and said, "If you don't tell me the truth, I won't be polite."
"What can you do to me?"
Gao Zhiyuan said, "I'll take you out and throw you into the river!"
The woman believed it, her face turned yellow with fright, and she begged for mercy in a low voice: "Brother, don't force me."
Gao Zhiyuan said: "Then tell me the truth, I won't tell anyone."
"You promise me," said the woman.
Gao Zhiyuan said: "I promise!"
Only then did the woman tell the truth. It turned out that as soon as Gao Zhiyuan entered the room, the girl sprayed "scattering*soul* mist" on his face, and he became dazed, as if he had entered a dream.
Gao Zhiyuan asked: "So, I didn't do anything, did I?"
The woman said, "Done it, really done it."
Gao Zhiyuan asked: "You are talking nonsense, my clothes are all fine."
The woman stretched out her hand and said, "You don't do that, can you do this?"
Gao Zhiyuan sneered, and said, "You are acting, you want to play tricks, don't you? How can you do this? Do you have any professional ethics?"
"Brother, you were fascinated by the potion, I don't remember what you did, I was almost torn apart by you."
Gao Zhiyuan said: "Impossible, am I that good?"
The woman nodded and said, "Yes, it's really amazing."
"Cut, go lie to ghosts!" Gao Zhiyuan said, rolling his eyes, and said, "How about we do it again? See how good I am."
"No... no, brother, just let me go."
"What? You want to leave now?" Gao Zhiyuan really had a "boss" posture.
"I dare not accompany you any longer."
"No, your work is not over yet? How can you leave halfway? Come here, come here for me, I want to find out how good I am!"
"No... no, I dare not!"
"Don't you always say that the customer is God? If you dare to go against God's will, then don't blame me for being rude!"
"Brother, please spare me, do you want me to die!"
"Let me tell you, I'm very dissatisfied with your service, it's far from it! Come on, I'm idle anyway, do you think it makes sense?"
"Then I'll put my ugly words up front, and I need to pay more."
"I just don't need money!"
Damn it!
Why live so tired?
Why pretend to be a human being every moment, every minute, every second?
When you are tired of work, you can pretend to be a beast!
Thinking about it this way, Gao Zhiyuan started pretending to be crazy again. He patted his trouser pocket and showed off, "I'm not short of money. Tell me, how much do you want? Just say it, as long as you have the price!"
"You are a lunatic, and the price of taking care of a lunatic will be doubled, at least three hundred. Besides, you just broke me and paid for the medical expenses!"
"Damn, what's the difference between you and robbery? Come on... Come on, even if you want to accompany me today, I'm not in the mood anymore." After finishing speaking, Gao Zhiyuan took out a hundred-yuan bill from his trouser pocket and threw it on her.
The woman shouted straight up: "No, it's agreed, at least three hundred, or you won't even think about going out!"
"One hundred is not much."
"You won't give it, will you?"
"Yeah, what can you do with me?"
"Well, I'll blame you for being rough on me! Find out whether money is more important or your life is more important!" The girl yelled ferociously.
"boom!"
The door of the room was knocked open suddenly, and three burly men broke in, each of them with ferocious and vicious faces.
"What do you... want to do?" Gao Zhiyuan couldn't help panicking.
(End of this chapter)
The woman's eyes lit up, her courage instantly became fatter, and she said in a coquettish voice, "Brother, I didn't expect that you are really rich! You just said that you want me to help you treat your illness, right?"
"Yes!"
"Well, I'll help you cure your illness, not only cure, but also completely cure, let's go... let's go, hurry into the house!"
The woman said, deliberately leaning against him.
The passage in front of me was cramped and narrow, dark and rumbling, and I couldn't see anything clearly. I turned left and right, almost making people faint.
After finally entering the house, people are like walking into a dream.
The woman changed her previous gentleness and pushed Gao Zhiyuan down on the dirty wooden beds near the base of the wall.
Gao Zhiyuan was so drunk that he fell unconscious, and fell asleep as soon as he landed on the bed.
The woman shook him first, and said, "Why are you asleep? Get up, get up quickly, what should you do!"
Seeing that the man didn't respond, she got angry, stood up and kicked him.
I don't know which kick hit a vital part, Gao Zhiyuan screamed in pain, got up, and threw the girl directly on the bed.
The woman screamed and fell unconscious.
After waking up, Gao Zhiyuan was already sitting leaning against the wall, his head tilted and confused.
She got up and had a premonition that something had happened, something serious had happened.
The more I thought about it, the more frightened I became, and I accidentally saw that my hands were covered with blood, and I cried in fright.
Gao Zhiyuan raised his head and asked, "Why are you crying?"
"You... what did you do to me?"
"What did I do?"
"Why are you bleeding for nothing?"
"That's what you did."
"Fart! You must have bullied me, woo... woo..."
"Why are you crying? You're such a nice person, why did you bully him?"
"You are not a person, you are not a good thing, woo woo..."
At this time, Gao Zhiyuan was already sober. Although he was a little scared in his heart, he was not convinced at all: "Do good things come to this kind of place? Since you have chosen this line of work, you have to accept all kinds of things. What a test!"
The woman sobbed and said, "I'm still a little girl."
Gao Zhiyuan bit the bullet and said, "Who would believe it?"
"If you don't believe me, take a look." The woman said, reaching out her hand to him.
Gao Zhiyuan looked down, and smelled it carefully, it turned out to be a smell of ink, so he said, "I understand your tricks, don't lie to me."
"Then what do you say it is?"
"What? Red ink."
"You fart!"
"Aren't you convinced? Well then, let's find another place for an appraisal."
Gao Zhiyuan lost all confidence, if he really wanted to do an appraisal, he would have to kill a big living person!
The woman continued to cry.
After crying for a long time, he stood up against the wall, seemingly enduring severe pain, and walked several steps staggeringly.
"Okay, stop pretending, do you know who I am?"
"who are you?"
"Have you heard of the smiling tiger?"
"Who is the smiling tiger?"
"You really don't know?" Gao Zhiyuan smiled ferociously and said, "The one who went to heaven and earth, even I am not afraid of Hades."
The woman was stunned, "You...you did that?"
"Which one?"
"black……"
"Hush..." Gao Zhiyuan waved his hand, "It's fine if you know it yourself, I will come to you again in the future."
The woman was really frightened, her expression returned to normal, she went to the bed and straightened her clothes.
Gao Zhiyuan threw away the cigarette butt and asked her, "You left like this?"
The woman looked timid and asked, "What else do you want?"
Gao Zhiyuan asked: "Are you acting in everything before?"
The woman said, "No, it's...it's true."
Gao Zhiyuan asked: "Do you pretend to be a young girl who just debuted every time a drunk guest comes? Crying and shouting that this is the first time you accompany a guest."
"Well, it's my first time going back."
"Fart!" Gao Zhiyuan stared at her with his blood-red eyes wide open like a wolf, and said, "If you don't tell me the truth, I won't be polite."
"What can you do to me?"
Gao Zhiyuan said, "I'll take you out and throw you into the river!"
The woman believed it, her face turned yellow with fright, and she begged for mercy in a low voice: "Brother, don't force me."
Gao Zhiyuan said: "Then tell me the truth, I won't tell anyone."
"You promise me," said the woman.
Gao Zhiyuan said: "I promise!"
Only then did the woman tell the truth. It turned out that as soon as Gao Zhiyuan entered the room, the girl sprayed "scattering*soul* mist" on his face, and he became dazed, as if he had entered a dream.
Gao Zhiyuan asked: "So, I didn't do anything, did I?"
The woman said, "Done it, really done it."
Gao Zhiyuan asked: "You are talking nonsense, my clothes are all fine."
The woman stretched out her hand and said, "You don't do that, can you do this?"
Gao Zhiyuan sneered, and said, "You are acting, you want to play tricks, don't you? How can you do this? Do you have any professional ethics?"
"Brother, you were fascinated by the potion, I don't remember what you did, I was almost torn apart by you."
Gao Zhiyuan said: "Impossible, am I that good?"
The woman nodded and said, "Yes, it's really amazing."
"Cut, go lie to ghosts!" Gao Zhiyuan said, rolling his eyes, and said, "How about we do it again? See how good I am."
"No... no, brother, just let me go."
"What? You want to leave now?" Gao Zhiyuan really had a "boss" posture.
"I dare not accompany you any longer."
"No, your work is not over yet? How can you leave halfway? Come here, come here for me, I want to find out how good I am!"
"No... no, I dare not!"
"Don't you always say that the customer is God? If you dare to go against God's will, then don't blame me for being rude!"
"Brother, please spare me, do you want me to die!"
"Let me tell you, I'm very dissatisfied with your service, it's far from it! Come on, I'm idle anyway, do you think it makes sense?"
"Then I'll put my ugly words up front, and I need to pay more."
"I just don't need money!"
Damn it!
Why live so tired?
Why pretend to be a human being every moment, every minute, every second?
When you are tired of work, you can pretend to be a beast!
Thinking about it this way, Gao Zhiyuan started pretending to be crazy again. He patted his trouser pocket and showed off, "I'm not short of money. Tell me, how much do you want? Just say it, as long as you have the price!"
"You are a lunatic, and the price of taking care of a lunatic will be doubled, at least three hundred. Besides, you just broke me and paid for the medical expenses!"
"Damn, what's the difference between you and robbery? Come on... Come on, even if you want to accompany me today, I'm not in the mood anymore." After finishing speaking, Gao Zhiyuan took out a hundred-yuan bill from his trouser pocket and threw it on her.
The woman shouted straight up: "No, it's agreed, at least three hundred, or you won't even think about going out!"
"One hundred is not much."
"You won't give it, will you?"
"Yeah, what can you do with me?"
"Well, I'll blame you for being rough on me! Find out whether money is more important or your life is more important!" The girl yelled ferociously.
"boom!"
The door of the room was knocked open suddenly, and three burly men broke in, each of them with ferocious and vicious faces.
"What do you... want to do?" Gao Zhiyuan couldn't help panicking.
(End of this chapter)
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