Jingteng Fanghua

Chapter 470 Establishing Diplomatic Relations with the Monkey King

Chen Hua handed the golden pheasant that was baked first to the monkey king on a stick. The monkey king grinned happily and made a excited sound of "chirp chirp chirp". After catching the stick, he jumped onto the big rock superior.Because the grilled chicken was a little hot, it kept blowing and tore it off with its claws and stuffed it into its mouth.

Chen Hua cut the second roasted pheasant into pieces, put it on a thin stick, and handed it to Fang Fang and the two uncles of Cui's family.

The iron pot on the fire in the courtyard was gurgling with aroma, stewed pheasant with mountain delicacies, and a group of greedy monkeys walked around the iron pot, scratching their ears and cheeks anxiously.

Chen Hua cut the last two roasted pheasants into small pieces and shared them with the other monkeys. The monkeys happily grabbed the chicken pieces and ran away, looking for places to enjoy the food.

In the end, Chen Hua grilled ten ham sausages, and the four people plus the monkey king had two sausages each, and the monkey king circled around Chen Hua several times happily.

Chen Hua ate grilled chicken with pancakes, and let Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao eat pancakes together. They were not polite, and everyone quickly ate up the large pancakes baked by Tian Fengmei.

Cui Xiaomao saw that the chicken in the iron pot was almost done, so he said to Chen Hua: "Eat what's in the pot, I'm full. It's been a while, and I even saved dinner."

Chen Hua looked at the sun that was setting in the west, then turned around and said, "Both uncles, please drink some soup, otherwise you will have nothing."

Cui Damao looked at the two fat chickens and the mountain delicacies in the iron pot, and said with a smile: "It's okay, you can eat, when we are hungry, we are heating up some soup to drink."

Chen Hua said: "Uncles, I never have anything left to eat. If you don't eat it, Fang Fang, the Monkey King and I will eat up all the food in the pot. If you want to eat, I'll make two more for you." Supper in the evening."

Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao looked at the monkey king who was still eating the roast chicken, thinking that the monkey king had eaten so much, could he still eat it?

Chen Hua knew that the two uncles were thinking about it, so he smiled and said: "Don't look at the Monkey King, it is enough to drink a big bowl of soup at most, and I can eat up everything in the pot."

Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao looked at the big pot, and shook their heads in disbelief at Chen Hua's words.

Cui Xiaomao said: "Xiao Fu, this pot is so deep. How can you eat so much food? Did you run a lot today and get hungry? But you don't dare to eat like this, be careful that your stomach will be overwhelmed." !"

Fang Fang smiled, "Uncle, it's okay, he can eat."

Chen Hua smiled and said, "Uncle, haven't you heard from my brother-in-law that my food intake is several times that of ordinary people?"

The two elder brothers looked at Chen Hua in surprise, and then at the big pot, still a little in disbelief.

Chen Hua served a bowl of soup with chicken and mountain delicacies, and motioned for Cui Xiaomao to serve it to the Monkey King sitting on the boulder.

Cui Xiaomao nodded, took the big bowl and walked towards the Monkey King.

The monkey king is really domineering, sitting on the big rock without moving an inch, it completely regards Cui Xiaomao as a subject who usually contributes to it.

How could Cui Xiaomao dare to argue with the Monkey King, he held the bowl to the Monkey King politely, and said with a smile: "Monkey King, try my stewed pheasant, it tastes delicious!" As if he could understand people's words.

Cui Damao couldn't help laughing, "Xiao Mao, are you confused, can the Monkey King understand what you say?"

No matter whether the Monkey King understands it or not, he knows that Cui Xiaomao is here to deliver food to him, so he is not polite, he puts the unfinished roast chicken on the stone, and then goes to catch the big sea bowl with both hands.

Seeing this, Chen Hua hurriedly "squeaked", and the Monkey King immediately withdrew his hand.

Before Guo Xiaomao asked Chen Hua what he meant, Chen Hua had already started to say, "Uncle, you will burn the Monkey King if you do this, just put the soup on the stone for him."

Guo Xiaomao laughed too, and thought: "I'm dizzy too. The Monkey King has never served a bowl before. It's no wonder it's not hot!" He put the Dahai Bowl on the stone, and said to the Monkey King, "It's too hot. Let it dry before you drink." He completely regarded the Monkey King as someone he could communicate with.

Chen Hua couldn't help laughing.

Because the bowl was too big, Fang Fang only drank half a bowl of chicken soup and ate some mountain delicacies, and she was full.

Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao's eyes were so loose that their eyelids rolled up, and they watched Chen Hua eat the whole iron pot without any haste.They expected that if Chen Huaru took another bite, he might spit it all out.

After Chen Hua finished eating, he stood up easily, patted his stomach with his hand and said, "I haven't eaten such an authentic chicken soup for many years. Today is quite enjoyable and satisfying my hunger."

Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao were speechless, Chen Hua did what he said, and really did not leave any leftovers for them.

Chen Hua walked up to a big rock and sat opposite the Monkey King.

After eating and drinking, the monkey king was lazily lying on the big rock. At this time, several monkeys came over and jumped on the big rock, and began to dig around on the monkey king. Then they seemed to have caught something and immediately stuffed it When it reached his mouth, he chewed it creakingly.

Fang Fang was amazed, and went closer to watch, but the monkey king opened his eyes, and Fang Fang was so frightened that he ran back to Chen Hua's side.

Chen Hua looked at Fang Fang with a smile, "Can you guess what they are doing?"

Fang Fang shook her head, "What are they doing?"

Cui Xiaomao came over and said: "I dare not tell you, if Xiaofu tells you, I'm afraid you will spit out all the food you ate."

Fang Fang blinked, then turned to look at Chen Hua, "What do you mean? Is it disgusting?"

Chen Hua looked at Fang Fang mischievously, and said following Cui Xiaomao's words: "It's a little disgusting, so you better not know."

"You did it on purpose. It's rare for me to see this kind of scene, but you don't let me know the reason. Even if it's disgusting, I still have to know. Tell me, I'm prepared!" Fang Fang said, pressing her chest.

Chen Huaguang laughed and said nothing, Cui Xiaomao couldn't hold back anymore, and said: "Fang Fang, monkeys like to help each other catch the lice hidden in the hair. It is a white and fat parasite. After catching them, they will eat these lice. To be honest, it makes me sick to look at it, of course Xiaofu doesn't want to tell you!"

When Fang Fang heard it, her throat swelled and she almost vomited. She quickly patted her chest, suppressing her nausea.

Seeing this, Chen Hua immediately said: "Fang Fang, uncle is teasing you!"

Fang Fang immediately turned to Cui Xiaomao.

Cui Xiaomao's old face turned red, and he glared at the smiling Chen Hua, "Xiao Fu, I'm so old, why are you teasing Fang Fang? Don't talk nonsense!"

Fang Fang saw that Cui Xiaomao didn't seem to be teasing herself, so she turned her head to Chen Hua and said, "What are you trying to trick? Tell me, what are they doing?"

Chen Hua stopped pretending and said with a smile: "The monkeys who scratched and groomed the monkey king were the monkey king's concubines. People in the mountains often saw the monkeys grab something from each other and put it in their mouths to eat. , so people think that this is monkeys 'catching lice' for their companions, but in fact this is not catching lice, but picking salt grains from their companions to eat."

When Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao heard Chen Hua's explanation, they were all stunned. It was the first time they heard the strange talk that monkeys pick up salt grains from their bodies to eat.

Chen Hua continued, "The sweat excreted by monkeys contains salt. After the sweat volatilizes, the salt combines with the dirt on the skin and hair roots to form salt particles. Since the food eaten by monkeys in the forest does not contain salt, the monkeys feel the salt. Insufficient, they pick up each other's salt grains to eat, which seems to be 'catching lice' for their companions.

(End of this chapter)