Jingteng Fanghua
Chapter 471 Entering the Primeval Forest 3
Chapter 471 Entering the Primeval Forest 3
Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao were stunned when they heard it. It is said that they have lived in this Tongtian River Valley for a year, but they don't know that the monkeys eat salt, and they always think that they are catching lice. What a mess It's a joke, once you tell this to tourists in the future, you won't be ashamed by those cultural people.
Cui Xiaomao was so awkward, he looked at Cui Damao and said, "Brother, will there be more jokes between the two of us in the future?"
"You ask me, who do I ask?"
"Ask him!" Fang Fang pointed to Chen Hua and said to the two uncles of the Cui family.
Cui Xiaomao immediately reacted, "Yes, yes, why did I hear Xiaofu say that the Monkey King is a concubine just now, what's going on?"
Chen Hua told the two uncles of Cui's family in detail about the Monkey King having 72 concubines in the Six Courts of the Three Palaces.
"Oh my god! Brother, did you hear that?" Cui Xiaomao said excitedly in astonishment.
"I'm not deaf, of course I heard it! What Xiao Fu said has never been heard before, is it true or not, how do we know?" Although Cui Damao was also a little excited, he was more suspicious of Chen Hua's story .
Cui Xiaomao also came back to his senses, "That's right, Xiao Fu, how do we know if what you said is true or not, don't make jokes in front of tourists, it will embarrass us Yuanshui people!"
Chen Hua smiled, pointed at the Monkey King and said, "The previous Monkey Kings told me, if you don't believe me, you can ask him, this current Monkey King."
The two uncles have black lines, isn't Chen Hua embarrassing?If they knew the monkey language, they wouldn't have to fetch some food to call the monkeys over today.And these monkeys left after eating, ignoring them at all.
Chen Hua didn't expect the two uncles to answer his question, so he asked, "You two uncles, can you tell the difference between these male monkeys and female monkeys?"
"Well, of course we can tell the difference." Cui Xiaomao replied.
Chen Hua said, "Look, are some young female monkeys grooming the Monkey King?"
Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao looked at a few monkeys carefully, nodded, and answered Chen Hua in unison, "Yes, it's a female monkey."
Chen Hua said, "As I said just now, in the monkey group, all female monkeys serve the monkey king, and other male monkeys are not allowed to get involved. These female monkeys can only give birth to monkey cubs for the monkey king, so these female monkeys It is equivalent to the concubine in the emperor's palace of our human beings in the past."
Fang Fang raised her hand immediately after listening, "I believe what Chen Hua said. I have been observing for a long time just now. Those female monkeys holding their babies seem to have a sense of distance from the monkey group. The relationship between them should be The relationship Chen Hua mentioned."
The two uncles of the Cui family nodded dubiously.
"The two uncles still don't believe it, so let me ask you what is the relationship between these little female monkeys and the monkey king." Chen Hua laughed.
The eyes of the two uncles lit up. They really wanted to hear Chen Hua's "chirp chirp chirp" sound. "I still like it.
After Chen Hua finished speaking, he directly said "hey hey" to the monkey king who was sleeping with his eyes closed.
The Monkey King immediately opened his eyes and looked at Chen Hua quietly.
Chen Hua pointed to the little female monkeys and gave the monkey king a "chirp chirp chirp".
After listening to Chen Hua's "chirp chirp", the monkey king said "chirp chirp" to several little female monkeys, and the little female monkeys showed their red buttocks obediently.
Fang Fang blushed all of a sudden, covered her eyes with her hands, and leaned her head on Chen Hua's chest in shame.
Only then did she fully understand why it was always described in the book that "so-and-so's blushing turned into a monkey's ass", and it turned out to be true!
The Monkey King was showing off his sovereignty. He stood on the rock and looked at Chen Hua majestly.
Chen Hua stretched out his thumb to the Monkey King, and the Monkey King jumped off the rock triumphantly, and ran towards the forest, followed closely by several female monkeys.
Fang Fang looked up at the monkeys going away, and said with great interest, "Why did they leave?"
Chen Hua said: "The sun is about to set, and it's time for them to return to the forest."
Fang Fang asked, "Are we going to stay here tonight?"
"Well, it's dark, and walking at night is very dangerous. You don't know what terrible things will jump out of your feet."
"Oh, let's set up a tent in the yard now? If it's too late, we won't be able to see clearly." Fang Fang said.
"Okay, I'll find a rock to use as a hammer."
Cui Xiaomao heard that Chen Hua was going to pick up stones, so he said: "I have an ax here, so I don't need to pick up stones."
Cui Damao had already turned around and went to the stone house to find an axe.
Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao helped Chen Hua set up the tent. They were embarrassed to invite Chen Hua and Fang Fang to sleep in the stone house, because the smell of feet in the room was too strong, and the room was in a mess. It can be sorted out in a while.
The four of them worked together, and the tent was quickly set up.
It was also dark at this time.
Fang Fang listened to the sound of water in the valley, looked at the nearby forest, and said to herself, "I don't know how these monkeys sleep?"
Chen Huadao: "The monkey sleeps on the tree. When it falls asleep, it hides its head between its legs, hugs the tree trunk with both arms, and curls up into a ball. effect."
Fang Fang wondered, "Monkeys are so smart?"
Chen Hua nodded, "Well, the IQ of monkeys is very high, and their ability to imitate is also very strong. Of course, compared with humans, they are still a little weaker."
It was late at night, and Chen Hua had been teaching the pronunciation of "chirp chirping" for several hours, and explained what the long, medium and short wave pronunciations represent.
The two uncles of the Cui family studied very hard, but language is sometimes a matter of innate talent, and it's just the same thing when listening, and they also remember the application of long, medium and short waves, but it's not the same thing at all when they speak.
Chen Hua said: "You two uncles, don't worry, this can't be learned overnight, just memorize a few commonly used sentences first, and practice slowly. The key is to let the Monkey King accept you."
The two members of the Cui family nodded repeatedly to Chen Hua's words, and agreed "Yes yes yes".
While talking, I suddenly heard a panicked "chirp chirp" sound from the other side of the forest.
Chen Hua looked up and found figures running towards them under the moonlight.
"No, the macaques have encountered a strong enemy, and they have come to seek protection from us!" Chen Hua stood up abruptly.
Fang Fang panicked and quickly grabbed Chen Hua's arm, "What should we do?"
Cui Damao immediately said: "Xiao Fu, Fang Fang, you guys quickly take shelter in the stone house, let's see what's going on!"
Chen Hua said: "Don't look at it, it's a pack of wolves, but I don't know how many there are. You two uncles, gather the firewood into a pile and light it, which should scare the pack of wolves away."
"Okay!" The two agreed to quickly gather the firewood together.
Fang Fang also stepped forward to help.
"You two uncles, take care of Fang Fang for me, and I'll meet the monkeys!" Chen Hua said and greeted the monkeys.
"Chen Hua, be careful!" Fang Fang shouted anxiously from behind.
(End of this chapter)
Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao were stunned when they heard it. It is said that they have lived in this Tongtian River Valley for a year, but they don't know that the monkeys eat salt, and they always think that they are catching lice. What a mess It's a joke, once you tell this to tourists in the future, you won't be ashamed by those cultural people.
Cui Xiaomao was so awkward, he looked at Cui Damao and said, "Brother, will there be more jokes between the two of us in the future?"
"You ask me, who do I ask?"
"Ask him!" Fang Fang pointed to Chen Hua and said to the two uncles of the Cui family.
Cui Xiaomao immediately reacted, "Yes, yes, why did I hear Xiaofu say that the Monkey King is a concubine just now, what's going on?"
Chen Hua told the two uncles of Cui's family in detail about the Monkey King having 72 concubines in the Six Courts of the Three Palaces.
"Oh my god! Brother, did you hear that?" Cui Xiaomao said excitedly in astonishment.
"I'm not deaf, of course I heard it! What Xiao Fu said has never been heard before, is it true or not, how do we know?" Although Cui Damao was also a little excited, he was more suspicious of Chen Hua's story .
Cui Xiaomao also came back to his senses, "That's right, Xiao Fu, how do we know if what you said is true or not, don't make jokes in front of tourists, it will embarrass us Yuanshui people!"
Chen Hua smiled, pointed at the Monkey King and said, "The previous Monkey Kings told me, if you don't believe me, you can ask him, this current Monkey King."
The two uncles have black lines, isn't Chen Hua embarrassing?If they knew the monkey language, they wouldn't have to fetch some food to call the monkeys over today.And these monkeys left after eating, ignoring them at all.
Chen Hua didn't expect the two uncles to answer his question, so he asked, "You two uncles, can you tell the difference between these male monkeys and female monkeys?"
"Well, of course we can tell the difference." Cui Xiaomao replied.
Chen Hua said, "Look, are some young female monkeys grooming the Monkey King?"
Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao looked at a few monkeys carefully, nodded, and answered Chen Hua in unison, "Yes, it's a female monkey."
Chen Hua said, "As I said just now, in the monkey group, all female monkeys serve the monkey king, and other male monkeys are not allowed to get involved. These female monkeys can only give birth to monkey cubs for the monkey king, so these female monkeys It is equivalent to the concubine in the emperor's palace of our human beings in the past."
Fang Fang raised her hand immediately after listening, "I believe what Chen Hua said. I have been observing for a long time just now. Those female monkeys holding their babies seem to have a sense of distance from the monkey group. The relationship between them should be The relationship Chen Hua mentioned."
The two uncles of the Cui family nodded dubiously.
"The two uncles still don't believe it, so let me ask you what is the relationship between these little female monkeys and the monkey king." Chen Hua laughed.
The eyes of the two uncles lit up. They really wanted to hear Chen Hua's "chirp chirp chirp" sound. "I still like it.
After Chen Hua finished speaking, he directly said "hey hey" to the monkey king who was sleeping with his eyes closed.
The Monkey King immediately opened his eyes and looked at Chen Hua quietly.
Chen Hua pointed to the little female monkeys and gave the monkey king a "chirp chirp chirp".
After listening to Chen Hua's "chirp chirp", the monkey king said "chirp chirp" to several little female monkeys, and the little female monkeys showed their red buttocks obediently.
Fang Fang blushed all of a sudden, covered her eyes with her hands, and leaned her head on Chen Hua's chest in shame.
Only then did she fully understand why it was always described in the book that "so-and-so's blushing turned into a monkey's ass", and it turned out to be true!
The Monkey King was showing off his sovereignty. He stood on the rock and looked at Chen Hua majestly.
Chen Hua stretched out his thumb to the Monkey King, and the Monkey King jumped off the rock triumphantly, and ran towards the forest, followed closely by several female monkeys.
Fang Fang looked up at the monkeys going away, and said with great interest, "Why did they leave?"
Chen Hua said: "The sun is about to set, and it's time for them to return to the forest."
Fang Fang asked, "Are we going to stay here tonight?"
"Well, it's dark, and walking at night is very dangerous. You don't know what terrible things will jump out of your feet."
"Oh, let's set up a tent in the yard now? If it's too late, we won't be able to see clearly." Fang Fang said.
"Okay, I'll find a rock to use as a hammer."
Cui Xiaomao heard that Chen Hua was going to pick up stones, so he said: "I have an ax here, so I don't need to pick up stones."
Cui Damao had already turned around and went to the stone house to find an axe.
Cui Damao and Cui Xiaomao helped Chen Hua set up the tent. They were embarrassed to invite Chen Hua and Fang Fang to sleep in the stone house, because the smell of feet in the room was too strong, and the room was in a mess. It can be sorted out in a while.
The four of them worked together, and the tent was quickly set up.
It was also dark at this time.
Fang Fang listened to the sound of water in the valley, looked at the nearby forest, and said to herself, "I don't know how these monkeys sleep?"
Chen Huadao: "The monkey sleeps on the tree. When it falls asleep, it hides its head between its legs, hugs the tree trunk with both arms, and curls up into a ball. effect."
Fang Fang wondered, "Monkeys are so smart?"
Chen Hua nodded, "Well, the IQ of monkeys is very high, and their ability to imitate is also very strong. Of course, compared with humans, they are still a little weaker."
It was late at night, and Chen Hua had been teaching the pronunciation of "chirp chirping" for several hours, and explained what the long, medium and short wave pronunciations represent.
The two uncles of the Cui family studied very hard, but language is sometimes a matter of innate talent, and it's just the same thing when listening, and they also remember the application of long, medium and short waves, but it's not the same thing at all when they speak.
Chen Hua said: "You two uncles, don't worry, this can't be learned overnight, just memorize a few commonly used sentences first, and practice slowly. The key is to let the Monkey King accept you."
The two members of the Cui family nodded repeatedly to Chen Hua's words, and agreed "Yes yes yes".
While talking, I suddenly heard a panicked "chirp chirp" sound from the other side of the forest.
Chen Hua looked up and found figures running towards them under the moonlight.
"No, the macaques have encountered a strong enemy, and they have come to seek protection from us!" Chen Hua stood up abruptly.
Fang Fang panicked and quickly grabbed Chen Hua's arm, "What should we do?"
Cui Damao immediately said: "Xiao Fu, Fang Fang, you guys quickly take shelter in the stone house, let's see what's going on!"
Chen Hua said: "Don't look at it, it's a pack of wolves, but I don't know how many there are. You two uncles, gather the firewood into a pile and light it, which should scare the pack of wolves away."
"Okay!" The two agreed to quickly gather the firewood together.
Fang Fang also stepped forward to help.
"You two uncles, take care of Fang Fang for me, and I'll meet the monkeys!" Chen Hua said and greeted the monkeys.
"Chen Hua, be careful!" Fang Fang shouted anxiously from behind.
(End of this chapter)
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