madman and kidnapper
Chapter 35 Tigress
Chapter 35 Tigress
In the second half of the road, the car was very quiet. Zhao Lei drove the car expressionlessly, obviously not wanting to talk to the kidnapper at all.
Kidnap twitched the corners of his mouth quietly from behind, feeling a little relieved for a while.
From the very beginning, Zhao Lei couldn't get used to kidnappers. He didn't dare to mess with kidnappers because of his sister's face before, and returned a few curse words to get addicted to his mouth. However, kidnappers are thick-skinned and don't care about his swearing at all. , so Zhao Lei had no choice but to take the kidnapper all the time.Tonight, Zhao Lei was thinking of making fun of the kidnapper a few times to express his anger, but unexpectedly, the kidnapper was in a bad mood, but his mouth was easy to speak, so he directly put the words back, which made Zhao Lei feel ashamed. I didn't even have the mind to read a joke, I just wanted to throw the kidnapper back quickly so that I could go home and sleep quickly.
Anyway, since the woman ran away, are you afraid that no one will laugh at him in the future?Zhao Lei was thinking in his heart, but he stepped on the gas pedal unconvinced.
As a result, the two people who originally needed to take a two-hour car returned to the village more than half an hour earlier.
"Get down quickly!"
Zhao Lei stopped the car at the entrance of the village and chased the kidnapper angrily.
The kidnapper shrugged his shoulders and got out of the car slowly. As soon as he closed the door, Zhao Lei turned the car around suddenly and sprayed the exhaust fumes on the kidnapper.
"Cut, you bastard." The kidnapper spat and cursed angrily from behind.
After scolding Zhao Lei, the kidnapper looked back at the village that had already fallen silent, sighed slightly, and walked towards Aunt Wang's house with deep kicks and shallow kicks.
Going to pick up Guangzong.
The kidnapper arrived at the door of Aunt Wang's house, but found that her house had turned off the lights. Thinking about it, it was so late. It was normal for people to go to bed first. After thinking about it, the kidnapper knocked the door a few times. If you spend the night at someone else's house, it's better to pick them up.
"Who is it!"
Aunt Wang's dazed voice sounded inside, and the kidnapper thought to himself, he really fell asleep, so he rarely replied embarrassingly:
"It's me! Li Guaizi, I'm here to take Guangzong back!"
"What?" The sound of Mrs. Wang stepping on her shoes and wiping the floor came from the yard, and the door in front of her was opened. Mrs. Wang poked her head out to look at the kidnapper with a confused face, and asked suspiciously:
"Guangzong has been picked up by your wife. Didn't you two go to the city together? What? You didn't come back with her? She has already picked up your son."
What Aunt Wang thought was that the woman came back first to take Guangzong home, and the kidnapper just came back later, she didn't think about the woman running away at all.But the kidnapper was shocked in his heart, thinking: The woman actually came back and took Guangzong away?
But when he thought about it, he breathed a sigh of relief, no matter how capable a woman is, she can naturally raise Guangzong well, at least better than himself, since he is a waste, and it is difficult to live, so it's better to take him away.
Thinking of this, the kidnapper suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, and the stone in his heart fell to the ground. He suddenly laughed, patted his head and shouted:
"Oh! That's right, she said that she would come back to pick up Guangzong first, but I forgot, look at my brain, I'm so sorry, you should go back to sleep, I'm going back now..."
After the kidnapper finished speaking, he didn't wait for Aunt Wang to speak, turned around and walked away, limping as if something happened at home.
Aunt Wang scratched her head in confusion, and when she closed the door, she suddenly wondered:
"Huh? When did you start speaking human language, this rascal?"
Seeing the figure of the kidnapper disappearing quickly, Aunt Wang always felt that something was wrong, but soon, her head was swept away by sleepiness, Aunt Wang inserted the door in a daze, and entered the room like a wandering soul .
"It doesn't matter if I pick it up, it's better to leave. Anyway, I have lived by myself for so many years. She is not here, and I am a rascal. When she comes, I become a thief. It is good to leave. Anyway, there are still so many people at home." How much money, if I spend some money to marry a daughter-in-law, it's no better than that tigress..."
Along the way, Kidnap was mumbling and talking in a mess, not knowing whether he was comforting himself or deceiving himself.
Just like that, the kidnapper walked all the way to the door of the house, chanting the words of Che Jilu, and opened the courtyard door in a daze.
"Huh? This woman, she doesn't lock the door when she leaves in the morning, what a stupid woman..."
The kidnapper kicked the small stones on the ground as if venting his anger, and angrily walked to the courtyard. Unsurprisingly, the room was pitch black, and the woman did not come back.
"Let's go, this tigress, go well! Looking back, I will marry another wife! No matter what, she is better than that tigress!"
At first, the kidnapper was still talking to himself, but the more he talked, the more sad and angry he became. In the end, he just roared out, waking up the dogs on the left and right. Suddenly, the dogs barked one after another. There was so much noise that lights were turned on left and right.
"Trapper! You don't sleep at night, you are mourning!"
Li Zhaosu put on a coat, ran to the yard and yelled across the wall.
The kidnapper didn't show any weakness, and compared his voice with the dog, he kept yelling:
"What the hell! I'm happy that my tigress ran away, so I'll call you out, can you control me!"
Li Zhaosu was listening in the courtyard, and the kidnapper refused to give in as if he had been shot, and he didn't know why he was going crazy.Knowing well that he can't reason with a rascal, Li Zhaosu shook his head, turned around and went back to the house, not wanting to talk to that rascal at all.
The kidnapper scolded vigorously, and he went up to the sky, and was about to land on the moon. At this moment, a child's sharp cry suddenly came from the dark room, and the kidnapper was taken aback, not knowing how to react .
Just as the joy and excitement were slowly exploding in the kidnapper's heart, there was another roar from the "Tigress" in the room, which scared the kidnapper almost to his knees.
"You old bastard, if you have the guts, just repeat what you just said, I *you*, you are tired of life!"
The woman's voice exploded in the kidnapper's head like a landmine, and the kidnapper was stunned. When he realized that he was about to run, he saw the lights in the room suddenly turned on. A few seconds later, the woman copied With a rolling pin, it rushed out of it.
"Tell me that one more time!"
The woman roared angrily, but she didn't want to get the kidnapper to answer. After she finished speaking, she swung the rolling pin over, knocking the kidnapper so badly that she almost knelt down and called her mother.
This time it was very lively, not only Li Zhaosu who had just entered the house rushed out, everyone on this street turned on the lights, and rushed to the door of the kidnapper's house to watch the excitement, but the kidnapper lost his sight when he entered the door. Hun, even the gate of the courtyard was not closed, now it's all right, the people who watched the excitement were feasting their eyes, all smiling and watching the women chasing kidnappers all over the courtyard, discussing in one go.
For a while, the woman was chasing madly, the kidnapper was screaming fiercely, and the melon-eaters enjoyed watching it. In the end, they didn't know who was troublesome and told the village head. The poor old man rushed in with a stick and stopped him in time. The ruthless woman also avoided the tragedy.
"Oh, who has so many things, I haven't seen enough!"
I don't know who said such a sentence, but it was strongly approved by other people. Everyone blocked the door of the kidnapper's house with a pair of bright eyes. No one wanted to leave, for fear of missing the good show for nothing.
(End of this chapter)
In the second half of the road, the car was very quiet. Zhao Lei drove the car expressionlessly, obviously not wanting to talk to the kidnapper at all.
Kidnap twitched the corners of his mouth quietly from behind, feeling a little relieved for a while.
From the very beginning, Zhao Lei couldn't get used to kidnappers. He didn't dare to mess with kidnappers because of his sister's face before, and returned a few curse words to get addicted to his mouth. However, kidnappers are thick-skinned and don't care about his swearing at all. , so Zhao Lei had no choice but to take the kidnapper all the time.Tonight, Zhao Lei was thinking of making fun of the kidnapper a few times to express his anger, but unexpectedly, the kidnapper was in a bad mood, but his mouth was easy to speak, so he directly put the words back, which made Zhao Lei feel ashamed. I didn't even have the mind to read a joke, I just wanted to throw the kidnapper back quickly so that I could go home and sleep quickly.
Anyway, since the woman ran away, are you afraid that no one will laugh at him in the future?Zhao Lei was thinking in his heart, but he stepped on the gas pedal unconvinced.
As a result, the two people who originally needed to take a two-hour car returned to the village more than half an hour earlier.
"Get down quickly!"
Zhao Lei stopped the car at the entrance of the village and chased the kidnapper angrily.
The kidnapper shrugged his shoulders and got out of the car slowly. As soon as he closed the door, Zhao Lei turned the car around suddenly and sprayed the exhaust fumes on the kidnapper.
"Cut, you bastard." The kidnapper spat and cursed angrily from behind.
After scolding Zhao Lei, the kidnapper looked back at the village that had already fallen silent, sighed slightly, and walked towards Aunt Wang's house with deep kicks and shallow kicks.
Going to pick up Guangzong.
The kidnapper arrived at the door of Aunt Wang's house, but found that her house had turned off the lights. Thinking about it, it was so late. It was normal for people to go to bed first. After thinking about it, the kidnapper knocked the door a few times. If you spend the night at someone else's house, it's better to pick them up.
"Who is it!"
Aunt Wang's dazed voice sounded inside, and the kidnapper thought to himself, he really fell asleep, so he rarely replied embarrassingly:
"It's me! Li Guaizi, I'm here to take Guangzong back!"
"What?" The sound of Mrs. Wang stepping on her shoes and wiping the floor came from the yard, and the door in front of her was opened. Mrs. Wang poked her head out to look at the kidnapper with a confused face, and asked suspiciously:
"Guangzong has been picked up by your wife. Didn't you two go to the city together? What? You didn't come back with her? She has already picked up your son."
What Aunt Wang thought was that the woman came back first to take Guangzong home, and the kidnapper just came back later, she didn't think about the woman running away at all.But the kidnapper was shocked in his heart, thinking: The woman actually came back and took Guangzong away?
But when he thought about it, he breathed a sigh of relief, no matter how capable a woman is, she can naturally raise Guangzong well, at least better than himself, since he is a waste, and it is difficult to live, so it's better to take him away.
Thinking of this, the kidnapper suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, and the stone in his heart fell to the ground. He suddenly laughed, patted his head and shouted:
"Oh! That's right, she said that she would come back to pick up Guangzong first, but I forgot, look at my brain, I'm so sorry, you should go back to sleep, I'm going back now..."
After the kidnapper finished speaking, he didn't wait for Aunt Wang to speak, turned around and walked away, limping as if something happened at home.
Aunt Wang scratched her head in confusion, and when she closed the door, she suddenly wondered:
"Huh? When did you start speaking human language, this rascal?"
Seeing the figure of the kidnapper disappearing quickly, Aunt Wang always felt that something was wrong, but soon, her head was swept away by sleepiness, Aunt Wang inserted the door in a daze, and entered the room like a wandering soul .
"It doesn't matter if I pick it up, it's better to leave. Anyway, I have lived by myself for so many years. She is not here, and I am a rascal. When she comes, I become a thief. It is good to leave. Anyway, there are still so many people at home." How much money, if I spend some money to marry a daughter-in-law, it's no better than that tigress..."
Along the way, Kidnap was mumbling and talking in a mess, not knowing whether he was comforting himself or deceiving himself.
Just like that, the kidnapper walked all the way to the door of the house, chanting the words of Che Jilu, and opened the courtyard door in a daze.
"Huh? This woman, she doesn't lock the door when she leaves in the morning, what a stupid woman..."
The kidnapper kicked the small stones on the ground as if venting his anger, and angrily walked to the courtyard. Unsurprisingly, the room was pitch black, and the woman did not come back.
"Let's go, this tigress, go well! Looking back, I will marry another wife! No matter what, she is better than that tigress!"
At first, the kidnapper was still talking to himself, but the more he talked, the more sad and angry he became. In the end, he just roared out, waking up the dogs on the left and right. Suddenly, the dogs barked one after another. There was so much noise that lights were turned on left and right.
"Trapper! You don't sleep at night, you are mourning!"
Li Zhaosu put on a coat, ran to the yard and yelled across the wall.
The kidnapper didn't show any weakness, and compared his voice with the dog, he kept yelling:
"What the hell! I'm happy that my tigress ran away, so I'll call you out, can you control me!"
Li Zhaosu was listening in the courtyard, and the kidnapper refused to give in as if he had been shot, and he didn't know why he was going crazy.Knowing well that he can't reason with a rascal, Li Zhaosu shook his head, turned around and went back to the house, not wanting to talk to that rascal at all.
The kidnapper scolded vigorously, and he went up to the sky, and was about to land on the moon. At this moment, a child's sharp cry suddenly came from the dark room, and the kidnapper was taken aback, not knowing how to react .
Just as the joy and excitement were slowly exploding in the kidnapper's heart, there was another roar from the "Tigress" in the room, which scared the kidnapper almost to his knees.
"You old bastard, if you have the guts, just repeat what you just said, I *you*, you are tired of life!"
The woman's voice exploded in the kidnapper's head like a landmine, and the kidnapper was stunned. When he realized that he was about to run, he saw the lights in the room suddenly turned on. A few seconds later, the woman copied With a rolling pin, it rushed out of it.
"Tell me that one more time!"
The woman roared angrily, but she didn't want to get the kidnapper to answer. After she finished speaking, she swung the rolling pin over, knocking the kidnapper so badly that she almost knelt down and called her mother.
This time it was very lively, not only Li Zhaosu who had just entered the house rushed out, everyone on this street turned on the lights, and rushed to the door of the kidnapper's house to watch the excitement, but the kidnapper lost his sight when he entered the door. Hun, even the gate of the courtyard was not closed, now it's all right, the people who watched the excitement were feasting their eyes, all smiling and watching the women chasing kidnappers all over the courtyard, discussing in one go.
For a while, the woman was chasing madly, the kidnapper was screaming fiercely, and the melon-eaters enjoyed watching it. In the end, they didn't know who was troublesome and told the village head. The poor old man rushed in with a stick and stopped him in time. The ruthless woman also avoided the tragedy.
"Oh, who has so many things, I haven't seen enough!"
I don't know who said such a sentence, but it was strongly approved by other people. Everyone blocked the door of the kidnapper's house with a pair of bright eyes. No one wanted to leave, for fear of missing the good show for nothing.
(End of this chapter)
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