madman and kidnapper

Chapter 36 Inexplicable Dialogue

After all, the space in the yard is limited, and the kidnapper has no place to hide when he runs around, and the door is tightly packed by the crowd of onlookers. Going behind the head, the woman's rolling pin couldn't be retracted for a while, and went straight to the head of the village head.

When everyone saw this, they all stared. No one thought that the woman was so fierce, and it was too late to save people. If the stick hit the head of the village chief, wouldn't they be able to use it?

Suddenly, everyone exclaimed in unison.

At this critical moment, the village head threw away the crutch in his hand, and took the woman's stick abruptly with his hands in the posture of grabbing the white blade with empty palms.

Everyone was silent again, the woman was obviously panicked by the sudden situation, the momentum of chasing the kidnapper and scolding just now disappeared in a blink of an eye, everyone quietly looked at the village chief who was lunging and holding the rolling pin, only Seeing him maintaining that posture motionless, his face was very serious.

"it is good!"

In the silence, no one knew who was the first to flatter. Gradually, there were sparse applause, and finally they joined together enthusiastically.

Finally, the village head let go of one hand, and shook his palm violently at the crowd, and everyone immediately stopped talking.

"I, I..."

The village chief spoke, and the village chief spoke, and everyone listened with bated breath, for fear of missing his "teaching".

The village head put his hands on his waist slowly, and said:

"I, my waist flashed, someone come and help me."

……

The big broken clock on the wall rang three times, and it was already midnight. The village chief leaned on the kang of the kidnapper’s house to warm his waist. The woman brought in a bowl of hot water from the kitchen and slowly handed it to the village chief. So he sat on the side of the kang.

The kidnapper didn't dare to go to the kang, so he could only squat on the ground obediently, holding his earlobes with both hands, and counting the ants on the ground dejectedly.

The people outside also went back to their homes, and the bustling streets and alleys finally returned to calm. As for whether those people will be able to sleep after returning home, it is not clear.

"Cough cough."

The village chief took a few sips of hot water and finally recovered a bit. He put the bowl back on the bed with a slight trembling, and looked up at the kidnapper and the woman helplessly:
"What the hell are you two talking about at night? Is there anything you can't talk about during the day? It has to be so loud that people don't know about it. Isn't it embarrassing?"

Kidnap raised his head abruptly after hearing this, and was about to say something, but before he could speak, he received two cold gazes from women, he opened his mouth, lowered his head, and moved his numb legs.

The village head knew what he wanted to say. After all, he called someone to pick up the kidnapper himself, but he also had the same idea as the kidnapper at first, thinking that the woman ran away. Are you back?

"Your old man doesn't need to say anything. I can think about the specific situation, but I didn't do anything. He was stopped by someone sneaking in the mall. I felt ashamed, so I went first Going shopping, I came back after shopping, I don't have the face to go to him, anyway, he can't do anything, maybe he can't even ride in a car, so I have to take him with him return?"

The woman crossed her arms angrily, scolded Li Guaizi with no nose, no eyes.

Hearing this, the village head thought to himself: You are really right, he just can't even ride a car.

Looking down at the kidnapper still squatting pitifully on the ground, his legs were numb and he didn't dare to stand up, the village chief couldn't bear it, thinking about helping the kidnapper, he fake coughed while covering his mouth, and smiled as gently as possible :

"The kidnapper is his daughter-in-law, you can't say that. He just wants to take a car, and he doesn't have any money, does he? Don't you let you keep all the money?"

The woman was taken aback, obviously she just remembered this. Since the money is all on her, how did this old thing come back?
Seeing the woman's blank expression, the village chief thought she was feeling guilty, so he continued to smooth things over with a smile, thinking of quickly wrapping up what happened tonight:

"Look, it's not all his fault, is it? I begged the Zhao family's son to bring him back. Otherwise, he wouldn't know which bridge pier he would have spent the night under! So, It's normal for him not to be angry in his heart, if he owes a few words, you can just let him say it, and he will talk about it, it's not like you don't know..."

On the one hand, the village head tried to make the kidnapper as pitiful as possible, on the other hand, he also said that the kidnapper did something wrong, so he still put the steps under the woman's feet, thinking that the woman would feel guilty, so he could walk down the steps , Even if this matter is over, I can go home and go to bed quickly, who thought that women don't appreciate it, and just returned it, let alone going down the steps, even if they moved their feet, they would not be willing.

"Who told him not to ask me for money?" The woman stood up unconvinced, with her hips akimbo and her neck refusing to budge, "Besides, who told him to make himself dirty all day long? It doesn't look like a serious person, why people don't arrest others, just arrest him, don't think about why, can this be my fault?"

"No, it's not..."

The village chief stared dumbfounded at the woman who had no intention of being reasonable at all, and unexpectedly had the magical idea of ​​"not being a family, not entering a family". This woman is really as aggressive as the kidnapper.

"No, kidnapper and daughter-in-law, where is this going? Why does it get more and more crooked?"

The old man scratched the back of his head with a headache, but he didn't know how to answer.

At this time, the kidnapper, who had been sullen since just now, suddenly raised his head. He glanced around mischievously, but he didn't dare to look at the woman. Hearing the village head being pushed back by the woman, the kidnapper groaned a few times in a vague voice. say:

"I, I know what you are angry about. I was stopped by someone in the shopping mall. No one thought we had anything to do with each other, so I didn't lose you. Aren't you just angry with me for saying those stupid things just now? Well, then I didn't do it on purpose, didn't I think you left, I couldn't think about it for a while, so I just said what was there and what was not, tell me about you, why did you get so angry, and almost beat the old man die……"

At first, the village chief thoughtfully listened to the kidnapper explaining to the woman, thinking that the kidnapper was promising, and he was able to figure out the key to the problem. Unexpectedly, he brought himself out at the end. Unable to hold back, he picked up the walking stick on the side of the kang and gave the kidnapper a hit, directly stabbing the squatting kidnapper to the ground.

After hearing this, the woman nodded with a smile on her face:

"Yo, do you still know why I'm angry? It's really not easy for your brain to understand."

Hearing that the woman's tone softened a little, the kidnapper felt that the woman had probably calmed down, so he raised his head with a playful smile, and was about to stand up when he was scolded back by the woman.

"Who told you to stand up? Squat down!"

The woman reached out and picked up the toilet paper roll on the kang, and threw it directly on the kidnapper's head. She pointed at the kidnapper and asked relentlessly:

"Let me ask you, who earns the money in this family?"

Kidnap was dumbfounded by this nonsensical question. Seeing the woman looking at him seriously, he had no choice but to answer dumbly:
"You, you, you earned it all."

"Well, I earned the money, does that have anything to do with you?"

"No, it's okay."

"You still want to take money to marry a wife?"

The woman raised her eyebrows.

"No, no, aren't you my daughter-in-law? What kind of wife should I marry?!"

The kidnapper was so frightened that he quickly raised his hand on the top of his forehead and swore.

"Who do you call a tigress?"

The woman still didn't intend to let him go, she picked up the village chief's walking stick and held it in her hand, looking at the kidnapper threateningly.

"Then, that's definitely not you, you, you are a fairy, the snail girl, the seven fairies, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl..."

The kidnapper covered his head, and fired a gun with his mouth full just to survive.

The village chief felt that he might have fallen asleep, and his mind was not clear yet, otherwise, how could he have heard a bit of flirting from the conversation between the two.

"I'm sleepy, I must be sleepy!"

Shocked by his random guess just now, the village head felt that it was better for him to leave as soon as possible. Thinking, he got off the kang, and didn't listen carefully to what they were still talking about. He wanted to reach for the crutch in the woman's hand, but was startled by the kidnapper's sudden confession on the edge of the kang.

"I, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't say those stupid words, I promise, this house will be your home in the future, you don't have to leave after I die, this house is yours, are you willing to stay Here, you will stay here forever, if you want to leave one day, I will definitely not stop you, as long as you are willing..."

The kidnapper confessed indiscriminately, and finally confessed the woman's temper. He only saw the woman brushing her hair indifferently, cursed casually, "Don't be ashamed", then turned her head and went into the back room. The two people in the house.

Kidnap finally breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that tonight was just like the "Crossing Levels" program on TV, his heart beat so fast that it would scare him to death, he turned his head to look at the village chief, and laughed foolishly.

"Oh my God, did Li Shitou appear just now?" the village head muttered to himself.

"What?" Hearing the village chief mention his father suddenly, the kidnapper looked at the village chief inexplicably, "Why did my father appear, old man, are you sleepy?"

"It's nothing." The village head shook his head, and then smiled at himself, "Popi, you don't know, your father was famous for talking, and the little sour words, he said the same thing, Relying on opening your mouth, you caught the flower in a daze, you just learned [-]% of your father's appearance."

"Old man, don't talk nonsense," the kidnapper gave the village chief a few contemptuous glances, "When you didn't catch up with my mother, you always felt uncomfortable, and you insisted that my father caught up with my mother only because of his sweet words. Yes, just make up nonsense, my father is also good at other things, he is better than you in everything, you just have a taste, so old, you don’t feel ashamed!"

"Oops!" The village head stuck his stick on the ground, his old face blushed suspiciously, he coughed twice as if covering up, then suddenly raised his head and shouted at the woman in the back room:

"Since the matter is settled, I'll go back first, you two don't make trouble anymore!"

After finishing speaking, the old man rushed out of the door as if being chased by a wolf, and bumped his head against the door frame when he "snatched the door", but the village chief didn't stop his fleeing steps, and fled into the night in a blink of an eye.

"puff."

The kidnapper couldn't hold back, and laughed like farting.

(End of this chapter)