wife's secret

Chapter 345 "Be a monk for a while first"

As I said that, I walked up to Hu Cai and patted him on the shoulder very affectionately, "Grandson, grandpa admires you very much."

Hu Cai shook his head, "No, it doesn't seem right. I shouldn't call you grandpa. After all, you and my grandma haven't held a ceremony yet."

I can only explain again, "Didn't I just tell you, there is already a fact. So, you are not wronged to call me grandpa."

After finally figuring it out, Hu Cai sincerely called me Grandpa again, and said: "From now on, if there is a need, just tell me. As a grandson, I will definitely do my best."

I said, "The first thing you do now is smash the camera that Gu Rushui gave you, and cut off contact with him."

"Yes." Hu Cai obediently took out the camera and smashed it on the spot.

Then, Hu Cai said to me: "I heard that Grandpa, you have joined the Chrysanthemum Club. I have a request."

"Say."

"I also want to join the Chrysanthemum Club."

"why?"

"I heard that the sisters of the Chrysanthemum Club are all very beautiful. Some criminals in the society have been spying on them for a long time. I don't worry. I want to protect them."

What the other party said was very sincere.

I quickly refused, "I'm afraid this is inappropriate. The chrysanthemum society is full of beauties, but you are a flower picker. If you join the chrysanthemum society, won't you become a honey bee?"

Li Caier also sneered, "It's a beautiful thought."

The other party immediately showed a very aggrieved expression.I can see that Hu Cai's proposal to join the Chrysanthemum Club is entirely out of good intentions and has no other meaning at all.Since the other party just recognized me as a grandfather, I didn't want to disappoint him, so I said to him: "You can join the Chrysanthemum Club if you want. However, there is one condition. Of course, this condition is a bit cruel. If you agree, you will immediately Then you can become a member of the Chrysanthemum Club."

"What conditions?"

"Turn yourself into a eunuch first."

"Ah!?" Hu Cai was taken aback.

I explained to him, "After eunuching yourself, you can join the Chrysanthemum Club, and the beauties will feel at ease. This principle is very simple, and you should understand it."

I thought the other party would run away in fright after hearing what I said.Unexpectedly, Hu Cai touched the back of his head, and agreed happily, "I have committed a lot of crimes these years, and I should have been punished by the Moon Goddess long ago. Come on, come on, I will be a eunuch today." .”

After finishing speaking, he gritted his teeth, frowned, raised his hand, and reached for his crotch.

"Slow!" I yelled and stopped the other party.

To be honest, I was just joking with the other party just now, but I didn't expect the other party to take it seriously.This dude is so much fun!

At this moment, I like each other even more.

I said, "Have you thought about the consequences of being a eunuch? You have to think about it before you can do anything."

"as a result of?"

"Yes, for example, are you married or have children? If you are not married and have no children, you should not be a eunuch, because it will affect your life's happiness."

Hearing what I said, Hu Cai thought for a while and said, "It's dangerous."

I sighed, "How can you be a eunuch if you have lost your heart."

"Then what should I do? I really want to join the Chrysanthemum Club."

"There is another way, you can become a monk. I will introduce you to a man, his name is Brother Pao, he has been a monk in the south for several years, I will introduce you to him later, he will arrange for you, you go To be a monk for a period of time, change your nature. First change yourself to be pure-hearted and ascetic. Are you willing?"

"Being a monk? Great, I would."

"That's how it is. Let me think about it, what kind of dharma name is suitable for you... Sigh, let Brother Pao do it, I don't understand this either."

After making the arrangements, I asked for Hu Cai's mobile phone number and added WeChat to him, and I said to him, "Find a safe place to hide, and don't let Gu Rushui find you. After I get in touch with Brother Pao, I will will tell you."

After Hu Cai left, Li Caier smiled, "Chen Yang, you really deserve it. You actually made this guy a monk."

But I said to her very seriously: "Can't you see that Hu Cai is a trustworthy person, this person knows how to be grateful, and is not hypocritical. Nowadays, people like him are rare, and even almost extinct. Since he has the desire to join the Chrysanthemum Society, we must satisfy him, this person will be of great help to the Chrysanthemum Society."

Li Cai'er nodded, then sighed, "We all know that the members of the Chrysanthemum Club are all women, and if a man joins, it will make people in the world gossip."

"You're thinking wrong about this. You must keep pace with the times. You can't be too conservative. Today is an era of diversity. If the members of the Chrysanthemum Club are all women, it will seem out of place with this era..."

Next, I continued to fool around.The general meaning is to emphasize the necessity that the chrysanthemum will join the male.I especially emphasize that if there are men joining, it will bring a lot of convenience.After all, there are many things that women can't do, only men can do.

Maybe what I said went to Li Caier's heart, she thought about it, and reluctantly agreed, "Okay." After she finished speaking, she especially emphasized that Hu Cai should not call her grandma, so that outsiders would see it as nondescript.

I smiled, "It's not very important whether you call me grandma or not, the key is to see whether you are sincere or not."

"No! Just can't be called. I don't want such a grandson."

"Okay, I will tell Hu Cai after he joins the Chrysanthemum Club."

Seeing that Li Caier finally agreed, I was secretly happy.In this way, I will not be lonely in the Chrysanthemum Club. After all, I am the only male member, which is really embarrassing.With Hu Cai and I as companions, we can take care of each other.

At this time, I felt hungry. Originally, Li Caier and I had just asked the waiter to bring up the dishes and were about to eat, but Hu Cai disturbed us.Now that Hu Cai's matter has been settled, Li Cai'er and I sat down in a leisurely manner and returned to the topic of catering.

After eating, I went to the service desk to check out, but I didn't see the waiter.I was just wondering that the hotel owner came in in a hurry from the outside. When he saw me, he said to me angrily: "Eat as soon as you eat, why are you beating people? You can't just leave like this."

I was taken aback, "What's going on? Who hit someone?"

"It's your companion." Then the other party explained.It turned out that after the male waiter heard the sound of a fight coming from the room, he hurried over to open the door of the room.But it was such a coincidence that this Li Cai'er kicked Hu Cai with a flying kick, and Hu Cai quickly dodged, so the kick hit the waiter.Of course, the kick is naturally the vital part.Fortunately, Li Cai'er's kick was at the end of her power. For example, [-]% of her power was in this kick, that is, [-]% of her power fell on the waiter.However, even with three successes, the male waiter couldn't stand it. The boss drove the waiter to the hospital immediately, and now he just came back.

I had to apologize to the other party, saying that it was a pure misunderstanding.After checking out, I transferred another 3000 yuan to the boss.I told the boss that this is the medical expenses for the waiter, I don't know if it is enough, if it is not enough, you can come to me again.

The boss was very embarrassed and refused to ask for money. He said that he actually blamed the waiter for being careless, and he shouldn't have run over to join in the fun.

I felt a little strange when I heard this. What do you mean by joining in the fun?The boss is quite interesting.

(End of this chapter)