Monument Yangmen

Chapter 58

After drinking for three rounds, Princess Qingyu threw the wine pot in front of Yang Yansi, her cheeks were flushed, and after three steps, she could smell the alcohol all over her body.

All the men present in the field avoided a little bit, only Yang Yansi sat still.

Princess Qingyu was not shy either, she threw herself to sit beside Yang Yansi, smiling like a flower.

"Brother Qilang, you've already drank three pots of wine. Are you not good at reciting poems? Do you want my sister to teach you?"

Yang Yansi smiled awkwardly, "I'm not good at reciting sages' poems, but if it's poetry, I can handle one or two."

"Okay! Then write poetry."

Princess Qingyu sat beside Yang Yansi, unwilling to leave, she said loudly: "Young Master Yang Qi, who is famous in Bianjing, master of both chess and painting, is not good at reciting the poems of sages, but good at composing poems. In order to avoid being said that we are ignorant , only know how to pick people's teeth, let's write poems too."

"it is good!"

Everyone seemed to agree with Princess Qingyu's statement, and they all agreed.

"The seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter rotate, with a beginning and an end. Since we have already chanted spring, summer, and autumn, why not write a poem with the theme of winter."

Princess Qingyu stared blankly at Yang Yansi, "Qilang, why don't you start?"

Seeing that everyone was looking forward to it, Yang Yansi was not hypocritical, he cleared his throat slightly, and prepared to copy a poem that shocked everyone.

For example, "Qinyuanchun·Snow"...

At the end, Yang Yansi changed his mind and began to chant: "The country is a general, and the well is a hole; the yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen."

This……

For a moment, everyone present was stunned.

The palms of Cao Lin, Princess Qingyu and others who were about to applaud Yang Yansi were also put down.

"Hahaha……"

"Good poem! Good poem!"

"Once this poem comes out, there will be no more Yongxue!"

……

After a brief moment of stupefaction, the audience erupted into an unprecedented roar of laughter.

Some even rolled on the ground laughing.

Yang Yansi didn't seem to know that everyone was laughing at him, so he cupped his hands slightly, "Accept, accept!"

Lu Duan laughed and burst into tears, "Young Master Yang Qi is a great talent, I am ashamed of myself, I should punish myself for a cup, punish myself for a cup..."

Others followed suit.

Only Cao Lin and Princess Qingyu didn't smile, Cao Lin looked at Yang Yansi worriedly, and Princess Qingyu looked resentful.

"Are you kidding me? I'll give you another chance..."

Princess Qingyu gritted her silver teeth.

"This question is invalid, let's start again. The seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter have passed. For the next question, we will use 'pool' as the question."

"Xue Weiji, you come first..."

In order to avoid Yang Yansi's embarrassment, Princess Qingyu ordered a thin middle-aged scholar named Xue Weiji.He is the adopted son of Xue Juzheng, the former prime minister, and the sole heir to all property and titles of Xue Juzheng.

The former prime minister, Xue Juzheng, had an old wife who was unable to bear children, and she was born with a jealous wife. In terms of jealousy, she far surpassed Mrs. Fang, the number one jealous woman in history.She was unable to bear children herself, and she refused to allow Xue Juzheng to take concubines, so Xue Juzheng was childless all his life, and could only adopt one from a side branch to his name.

This adopted son is Xue Weiji.

Although Xue Weiji has a father who was a prime minister, when he is outside, his character always appears very cowardly.

Princess Qingyu took him for surgery, obviously to help Yang Yansi out of the siege.

However, what Princess Qingyu didn't expect was that Xue Weiji seemed to be abnormal today and directly rejected Princess Qingyu.

"It's not too late for me to write poems after I've heard Yang Qigong's masterpiece first."

"That's what I'm waiting for..."

"You!" Princess Qingyu was a little annoyed.

The princesses of the Great Song Dynasty really didn't have much authority at all, and Princess Qingyu was still an unfavorable princess.Therefore, not many people present were afraid of her.

Yang Yansi waved his hand carelessly, "Isn't it just a poem! If I come first, I will come first. Listen carefully."

"The golden pool, the water in the pool is gold, there are lotus flowers in the golden pool, and there are toads on the lotus flowers, poking and jumping..."

"This……"

"Good poetry...hahaha...good poetry..."

"Poke, bop... poke, bop..."

"An unprecedented work, I will worship..."

"Hahaha……"

……

Everyone present, except for Cao Lin and Princess Qingyu, were all laughing out of shape, wishing to laugh out the sour water in their stomachs.

Cao Lin's face became more and more worried, and she wanted to stand up and speak for Yang Yansi, but she was afraid that others would misunderstand her, so she hesitated for a while.

Princess Qingyu sat beside Yang Yansi, her palms clenched into a pair of pink fists, her fingertips creaking.

"Yang Qilang, do you want to piss off this princess?"

Yang Yansi looked innocent, "How could it be?"

Princess Qingyu gritted her teeth, "Then why did you make an embarrassment on purpose?"

"How can there be?" Yang Yansi argued, "With this level of education, I can't help it."

"I've heard about Mr. Yang Qi's talent for a long time, but seeing him today, he really deserves his reputation."

The word "talent and name" is very strong, and everyone can hear the derogatory meaning in it.

"I think it's a poem but it's not bad, it's very vivid."

The person who said this sentence was very sincere, without any intention of praise or criticism, and his attitude was very pertinent.

Xue Weiji asked with a smile: "Xiang Minzhong, do you really think this poem is very vivid?"

The middle-aged man who commented on Yang Yansi's first poem just now nodded slightly, "Poke and jump, of course the image is vivid. If you don't believe me, go try it in the golden pool."

Yang Yansi was a little surprised, he did not expect that another future prime minister would appear at this small banquet.

It seems that there is not much written about Xiang Minzhong in history, but the eight characters of "for the country and the people" and "clearly observe the details" are the evaluation of him.

It can be seen that this person has the ability far beyond others.

Before Yang Yansi could pay attention to Xiang Minzhong, Princess Qingyu pulled him aside.

"Yang Yansi, don't you feel ashamed?"

Yang Yansi was a little curious, why Princess Qingyu was so nervous when she made a fool of herself.

"Princess Sister, there's nothing to be ashamed of, it's just a game."

Princess Qingyu's eyes were red, and she said viciously: "The next question is that the princess will be named Yong Jiang. If you have the ability, you can come up with another song like this. This princess will definitely write it down, frame it, and give it to General Yang, and say that you did it for him." poem."

"scare!"

Yang Yansi almost jumped up, the corner of his mouth twitched, "Do you want to be so ruthless?"

Princess Qingyu snorted coldly, "What do you think?"

Sure enough, Princess Qingyu said she would do it, and announced on the spot that the title "Chi" was invalid, and the next song was "Ode to General".

Everyone didn't write poems, and they all stared blankly at Yang Yansi, ready to see his jokes.

Yang Yansi looked at it, feeling a little helpless.

He was forced to go to Liangshan by Princess Qingyu.

He could imagine what would happen to Yang Ye after he got his "Yong Jiang" doggerel.

It is probably because of his own son that he was not beaten to death.

　Ahem... Copying a composition is shameful, very shameful, completely shameless... Well, let me ask you weakly, what should I copy next? (The author has heard everyone's words ringing in his ears: I have never seen such a brazen person!)

　　
　
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