The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 31 We Are Different
Just when Bo Sunliang, the head of Shanyin County, was worried about why there were so many live fathers under his rule, Li Muyun came back again, pulled Sun Liang and said, "I said Bo Sun, this village, in fact, you also It’s a good repair, and my adoptive father is very satisfied. But as the saying goes, don’t bother the two masters, since you have repaired the stockade, why don’t you help me out by building a dam or something to seal the lake in the back mountain.”

"Seal the lake? What do you want to do, kid?" Li Yuan had already recovered at this time, and there was nothing unusual except that he was dressed in green onions. When he heard that Li Muyun was arranging Sun Liang's work, he came over.

In the end, Li Muyun, who was reprimanded by Li Yuan, didn't react. Instead, Bo Sunliang was startled and backed away with a 'whoosh'. For the affairs of the county, I will do my best, I will do my best!"

Li Yuan was stupefied by this guy, he frowned and didn't know what kind of madness he was going into, but he didn't even know the old man, Chen Mu had already leaked his identity in private.

Li Muyun saw that the cold sweat on the head of the master was about to come down, and he couldn't help cursing a coward in his heart, then took his words and said: "Father, in fact, I asked him to seal the lake for the sake of Shanyin County, after all That lake is connected to the river beside the official road, what a waste of such a long-term flow, don’t you think?”

"..." Li Yuan, Chen Mu, and Bo Sunliang were all speechless. Looking at Li Muyun, they had no idea what he meant.

"Hey, why are you looking at me like that? Am I wrong? Have you ever thought about how our village will survive in the future? You, yes, don't look, it's you." Li Muyun was watched by everyone. A little hairy, the second pole got angry, pointed at Chen Mu and said, "Just say that you really want to go down the mountain with a big knife to rob?"

Of course Chen Mu shook his head, he is a fourth-rank guard with integrity, how could he go down the mountain to rob like a soil turtle.

"That's right!" Seeing Chen Mu shaking his head, Li Muyun continued, "Although we are bandits, we are not bandits in the ordinary sense. What is our purpose? To rob houses? Wrong, the purpose of our existence Doing justice for the heavens, robbing the rich and helping the poor, wow! Hey!"

"So, we can't be like ordinary bandits, they are mobs, wow, hey!"

"This, this..., as for us, we are actually a group of bandits with ideals, culture, quality, and morality, ah! Right! So we can't harm the village, right! We can't go down the mountain with a big knife all day Robbing the passing merchants, hey! That's immoral! Wow!"

"And it will cause a lot of trouble for Sun Zhubo, right! You have to consider Sun Zhubo, after all, he has also invested a lot of time and energy in the construction of our cottage, and he can be regarded as one of us, yes Wow!"

"Crack", the old Li Yuan on the side finally couldn't listen anymore, and slapped Li Muyun on the back of the head: "Speak well to me, or believe it or not, I will slap you!"

Sun Zhu Bo also said with a mournful face: "Well, young master, you said that I should do those things, no, don't count me, don't count me!"

What the hell, this is falling into the grass and becoming a bandit for a bandit. People will lose their heads if they find out. Li Yuan, Li Muyun and the others can play it, but can Sun Liang, a small boss, play it?So when he heard that he was counted as a part of the cottage, he immediately waved his hands 'excited' and 'excited'.

"No Promise!" Li Muyun rubbed the back of his head that had been pumped, looked at Li Yuan aggrievedly, then looked at Sun Zhubo with contempt, and then said: "Let's put it this way, let's seal up the water, and the official road at the foot of the mountain The river is also dry, do you think those merchants going to and from the customs will be thirsty when they come here?"

Because he didn't know what Li Muyun was going to do, no one answered him at all, only his good brother San Fatty joined him and said, "Of course it will!"

"Okay!" Li Muyun slapped his hands, gave the three fat people a thumbs up, and then continued: "Since they will be thirsty, then we can use this opportunity to sell them the water they need. I think... …Shouldn’t it be expensive to sell a bowl of water for a copper plate?”

"Pfft..., why don't you grab it!" Chen Mu was drinking water, when he heard that a bowl of water was worth a copper coin, he immediately sprayed it.

"That's a good point. I'm a bandit in the first place, shouldn't I rob him?" Li Muyun spoke with confidence, without any trace of shame.

And Sun Zhubo, who stood aside, also echoed: "Okay, that's good, that's good!"

Yes, of course it’s good. Although it’s a bit more expensive to sell a bowl of water for a penny, it’s better than these people going down the mountain with knives to grab things. After all, water is too expensive to kill people. dead person's.

Although the death of those passing merchants has nothing to do with the boss, the problem is that these people can't afford to die. If one or two die because of robbery, then the matter of Temiao will become a big issue. up.

Li Yuan didn't expect that Li Muyun would use such a method, and he thought it was good, at least it wouldn't cause too much trouble.

This little old man just wanted to have some fun and fill his empty life. If he caused too much trouble, it might not be a good thing. There are countless people under the rule, so it would be a shame to throw it away thousands of years later.

After thinking about it, Chen Mu felt that Li Muyun's method seemed to be really good. At least he wouldn't have to be robbed by a cloud masked in a black scarf. The key is to spread the word in the future, whether it's easy to say or not.

Ever since, Li Muyun's seemingly unreliable plan was unanimously approved.

Li Muyun saw that there was no objection from the crowd, so he went up and patted Sun Zhubo on the shoulder with a smile on his face, and said affectionately: "Sun Zhubo, don't worry, we are regular thieves, and the tax we should pay is not less than yours. In the future, if there is any bridge repair or road repair in the county, you can also come to us, and if the cottage has the conditions, we will definitely help with all our strength."

Regular bandits!Also pay taxes!Why doesn't it sound like falling grass is a bandit, but it's the same as opening a workshop in the county?

Sun Zhubo smiled awkwardly, with mixed feelings in his heart, wondering if he should resign the official after returning home, and then go home to farm.

At least in this way, he will be less stimulated, and maybe he can live for a few more years. Otherwise, if he continues to toss with this little ancestor in front of him, his head will not belong to him in a short time.

Readers who read this may ask, is it true that the legendary killers of later generations have this virtue?Tossing around like a joke?

To tell you the truth, you're confusing a killer with a bodyguard.

Most of those with a cold and serious face and a face full of bitterness and hatred are actually bodyguards. After all, they want to trade their own lives for other people's lives at any time, and no one will feel good if they put it on anyone.

The killer is not the case. The killer is actually best at dealing with people. He laughs and scolds while mingling among the crowd, and only after the target relaxes his vigilance will he kill with one blow.

So it's not impossible for Li Muyun to have all kinds of weird thoughts, at most it's thinking disorder, schizophrenia, etc. It has nothing to do with being funny, realistic, or realistic.

(End of this chapter)