The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 32

"..." Everyone looked at Li Muyun speechlessly, including Li Yuan, who wondered if this guy was crazy.

I have never heard of bandits paying taxes to the government in history, oh no, there are some who pay, but that is not called paying taxes, but a harmonious society.

"Look at what I'm doing? Don't you think you should be a bandit with ideals? As the saying goes, 360 lines, every step will lead to the champion. Since we have become bandits and have fallen into grass, we must be the overlord of bandits. Be a different bandit." No matter what others think of him, Li Muyun still looks crazy.

"The overlord of bandits? A different bandit? What is that?"

As Li Muyun's good brother, San Fatty naturally wouldn't let the scene cool down, and played the role of amusing in a timely manner.

Seeing the boldness Li Muyun just said, everyone couldn't help pricking up their ears.

Li Muyun looked around at the crowd, cleared his throat, whetted the appetite of the crowd, and then slowly said: "Of course I'm still a bandit."

"I'm bah..." Old Li Yuan was the first to hold back, shaking his head and went to the back mountain to choose his own room.

Although Yu Chen Mu and the others didn't pooh him, anyone could see the contemptuous eyes as long as they were not stupid.

However, the crux of the matter is, with Li Muyun's face, would he care about this?

The answer is of course no. Seeing that everyone left to go to the back mountain to pick out their own room, Li Muyun smirked and went to Sun Zhubo's side: "Old Sun...".

"What, what are you doing!" Boss Sun was about to cry. He never knew that there would be such a wonderful thing as Li Muyun under his rule. It's all about being a gangster.

"I heard that some people seem to be dissatisfied with the security of our village these days, so they went to the county to file a complaint. Is this the case?" Li Muyun asked wretchedly, hooking Master Bo's shoulder.

"It seems that someone came to file a complaint, but there is no paperwork, so I sent him away." A loafer named Yu San'er flashed in Sun Zhubo's mind, and his heart skipped a beat, thinking that the guy wanted to report to the village. There are bandits infesting, you can't say it's the shameless guy in front of you, right?If this is the case, then this matter may be troublesome.

"If you go to sue again, I will send him to the mountain no matter what method you use. It will be good for you if you send him, but if you can't... Hehe!"

"Hey hey" is a repeated word, but it represents an extraordinary meaning. To Sun Zhubo's ears, it was like a thunderbolt, which made him nod his head quickly.

This little ancestor can't be offended, if he doesn't promise him, God knows what kind of trouble this guy will have with the Supreme Emperor.Besides, because he was an idler in the village, he didn't need to offend such a shameless young master.

Li Muyun saw that Master Bo nodded in agreement, a big smile appeared on his face again, he led him to a place where no one was at the entrance of the village, and said in a low voice, "Do you know any family in the county that still raises pigs?"

"Pig raising?" Boss Sun was stunned for a moment. He had heard about it a long time ago. A group of people took away two fat pigs in Wangjiazhuang outside the city. things.

"Don't tell me you don't know, or I will get mad!" Li Muyun saw the hesitation on Master Bo's face, and showed a fierce expression.

"Ah, I know, of course I know, Lord Shaozhai... wants to..." Zhu Bo was so angry in his heart, but the situation is stronger than others. Facing this villain who just got his ambition, what can he say, he can only die. Friends are immortal.

But to Sun Zhubo's surprise, the young master didn't want to hit the pig this time. He smiled evilly and said: "Arrest people, no matter what the reason, let me arrest the pig raiser."

Sun Zhubo was stunned, thinking that this master has changed his hobby?Do you want to eat human flesh instead of pork?Thinking about it, there was a frightened expression on his face.

Li Muyun saw the suspicion in Sun Zhubo's eyes, and immediately realized what this guy was thinking, and couldn't help but turn his face and said, "Hey, what the hell are you thinking! I just want a pig raiser on the mountain, and I want to get someone to come up." Help raise pigs!"

Huh..., so it was like this, but it scared me to death!
Although Master Sun was scolded, he was still relieved, sighing to himself that as long as this master didn't want to eat people, it would not be a big problem to find someone to raise pigs, but at worst, the county would give some money to the man on the mountain as a pawn. Settlement expenses, as for those who go up the mountain... they should be considered as working in the mountains.

Thinking of this, Zhu Bo nodded again and again: "There is no problem with this, and someone will send you up the mountain in two days."

"Okay, for the sake of your knowledge, you can go." Li Muyun achieved his goal and patted Sun Zhubo on the shoulder, but just as he was about to leave, he seemed to remember something, turned around and said, "Oh, yes, If those craftsmen have nothing to do, they can stay with me, I still have some work to do here, and let them go down the mountain after everything is done."

Sun Zhubo wanted to say no, but he didn't have the guts, so he could only nod indifferently in the end.

This is often the case with people. If you coax once, you will inevitably coax the second or third time. Since Sun Zhubo confronted Chen Mu and agreed to his request more than ten days ago, he has actually walked a road of no return. , apart from continuously satisfying the demands of Li Muyun and others, there is no chance of turning back.

Of course, this kind of discussion about human nature is entirely within the scope of philosophy and has little to do with this book. As long as you know that Sun Zhubo is completely powerless to resist, that's fine.

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After sending Sun Zhubo away, Li Muyun didn't bother to worry about what he was going to do, so he hurried to the back mountain with San Pangci.

It has been a long time since the old man and Chen Mu have passed, and it is estimated that the good positions have basically been picked out, which makes Li Muyun very regretful.

But the facts proved that his conjecture was indeed correct. When he arrived at the back mountain of the cottage, he found that all the good positions had been occupied, and there were still some vacant houses that were basically in the corners.Look at the location, not to mention living there, it’s too far away to keep a dog, and if a person lives in it and is picked up by wolves in the middle of the night, no one may be able to find out until the next day.

Seeing such a scene, Li Muyun wanted to cry, but after thinking for a long time, he leaned next to Li Yuan who was basking in the sun, salivating, and said sincerely: "Father, you always sleep in such a big house by yourself, are you afraid at night?"

"Not afraid!" Li Yuan shook his head without opening his eyes.

Huh, this is so embarrassing, I looked back at San Pang twice, and in the end, the guy shrugged and spread his hands to show that he had no idea.

And Chen Mu and the others looked at him with playful smiles, gloating at his misfortune, making Li Muyun almost have the urge to kill and steal the house.

(End of this chapter)