The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 33

But think about it, forget it, isn't it just a room?no big deal!

It's like who rarely lives together. I think back then, when we lived in reinforced concrete buildings, people looked up and down.If you want to get a piece of land on the mountain, you don't even think about it if you don't have a rural household registration or a land number.

Now that I have the opportunity, with such a big mountain, houses can be built at will, and they can be built wherever they want. The devil wants to live with you bunch of soil turtles who don't know what pants are.

Thinking of this, Li Muyun sighed, shook his head and left, and chose an inconspicuous room in a remote corner that looked like a tree hole.

But fortunately, the furniture in the room is pretty good, a couch, a table, two things that don't know what they are, similar to the chairs of later generations, but they look like chairs, and then... It's gone!

"Liaison officer..., liaison officer..., Fatty three, where the hell are you!" Li Muyun who had just entered the 'tree hole' came out of it almost in a blink of an eye, and started yelling at the top of his voice.

"What's up, what's up!" The strange figure of the three fat men appeared from nowhere.

"Where's my quilt? You don't want me to sleep on the bed, do you?" Looking at the third fat man who was sweating from the forehead, Li Muyun said with a frown.

"Quilt? Damn!" The three fat man's eyes blurred for a while, then he slapped his palm on the back of his head, turned around and ran forward, shouting while running, "I was so busy that I forgot!"

"..." Li Muyun watched the fat man like a meatball disappear into the distance speechlessly. For a moment, he really wanted to drag that fat man over and strangle him to death.

I thought that things like quilts were ready, but I didn't take them out. Who knew that I forgot to buy them.

Depressed, Li Muyun decided to take a bath to calm himself down. After all, Fatty was also one of his few friends, so it was not worth it to strangle him to death like this.

……

With a stomach full of depression, I came to the pool where the water was stored in the back mountain, only to find that there were already people here, Chen Mu and three or four guards who were not on duty today were surrounding the pool, constantly washing it with the water inside with the body.

The water in the pond was pumped up from the bottom of the mountain. Bo, the owner of Shanyin County, was not a fool. He would not build the cottage in a place without a source of water, so although it was a bit difficult to use water, it was not without it.

It's just that these craftsmen are bringing up the water right now, if those craftsmen withdraw in the future, it is estimated that Li Muyun and the others will fetch water by themselves.

……

Strolling to the edge of the pool, he glanced contemptuously at the calf-nosed jackets worn by Chen Mu and the others, and took off his coats one by one, revealing a strong and healthy body, and... colorful underpants .

It is said that no matter in ancient times or in modern times, money is a good thing. Although we often call money a bastard, life without money is indeed very sad.

Just like Li Muyun, a character who can make the Western world tremble three times in later generations, if he doesn't follow the crooked ways in the Tang Dynasty, he will still be poor, and he has to find some scraps of cloth to make a pair of pants.

Of course, no one would laugh at him in the land of Datang, because as poor people, everyone is pretty much the same.

But even though Li Muyun's underpants were gaudy and ugly, they still made Chen Mu and the others dumbfounded, with several pairs of eyes fixed on his buttocks.

High-end, it’s too high-end, you know, in the ancient Tang Dynasty, the trousers were actually open crotch, and the right to wear dead crotch trousers must be reserved for people in the upper class.

Speaking of this, the author Jun thought of a more interesting stalk, talking about Jing Ke's assassination of Qin Shihuang.

Let’s just say that at that time, people were wearing crotch pants, but Jing Ke was born as an assassin and didn’t have any high education. When sitting opposite Qin Shihuang, in order to sit more comfortably, he didn’t sit on his knees, but I chose to sit with my legs apart.

As a result, after sitting like this, it was fun, and the little brother below had a frank confrontation with Qin Shihuang.

Just imagine, everyone, who is Qin Shihuang? He has never seen such an object in his life, and he was immediately disgusted. There is a way, Qin Shihuang estimated that he would be disgusted to death by Jing Ke before he could be assassinated.

Turning the book back to the front, Chen Mu and the others were washing each other, but they saw that Li Muyun's pants were all dead crotch, and there was a small hole in the front with a small black piece of wood on it. What are the things used for, but it undoubtedly makes the so-called underpants a lot taller.

Chen Mu, as the leader of the cottage, oh, that is, the leader, naturally has a close relationship with Li Muyun. Seeing him shaking his buttocks and showing off his shorts, he couldn't help it, so he stopped what he was doing and asked Said: "Master Shaozhai, are you wearing the legendary underpants?"

"Ang!" Li Muyun once again cast a contemptuous glance at the calf-nosed coat on Chen Mu's body, and replied coquettishly.

"Then, in front, what is that piece of wood in front of?" Chen Mu pointed to the small piece of wood in front of Li Muyun's trousers, without the embarrassment of men discussing underpants.

Although Li Muyun felt that the scene in front of him was a bit misleading, but in order to pretend to be a calf in front of everyone, and to avenge the "big enemy" that they robbed all the good rooms in the afternoon, he could bear the disgust in his heart and showed complacency Confidently demonstrated to Chen Mu and others the function of the dirt block.

Chen Mu and the others were speechless after watching Li Muyun piss on fire. They looked at each other in embarrassment, and they put on their clothes one after another without taking a bath, and walked away dejectedly.

Helpless, I used to look down on Li Muyun, thinking that this is a country bumpkin, but looking at it now, the real bumpkins should be myself and the like.

Thinking of Li Muyun's coquettish look in his underpants, Chen Mu sighed deeply.

……

It was night, and the three fat men hurriedly managed to get back more than a dozen beddings, and everyone spread them on the beds, and had a comfortable and peaceful sleep.

A few days ago, because of the poor conditions in Li Muyun's house, the group under Chen Mu had no place to sleep, so they could only make do in the open air.As for Chen Mu and Chen Huo, because they are the leaders of the guards, they are naturally treated better than those subordinates, so they can sleep in the kitchen of Li Muyun's house.

Now it's finally all right, everyone has their own house, and after the value is paid, they finally have a place where they can sleep comfortably, which makes all the guards very satisfied.

However, accidents always happen unexpectedly. Early the next morning, Li Muyun, who had just woken up from a dream, came out of the "tree hole" sleepily, only to find that the underpants that were hanging outside last night had disappeared!

(End of this chapter)