The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 34 "Young Master" Mu Yun

Since he lost his underpants, Li Muyun could only put on his pants with his bare buttocks. In the weather that was close to freezing point, he experienced a bout of wind and cold.

But there is no way, yesterday's calf obviously aroused public anger after pretending, so these guys stole the only underpants in the entire cottage, and destroyed them.

Under Li Yuan's little old man's gleeful gaze, Li Muyun, who had scolded him all morning, really experienced what it means for a rafter to rot first, and finally realized that the ancients were not without jealousy.

After finally waiting for Li Muyun to scold enough, Li Yuan also opened his mouth: "Boy, what's the matter, now that you've gone up the mountain, what are your plans for the days ahead?"

"What other plan do you have? Let them all go down the mountain to block the road and rob. If you dare to steal my things, you have to be prepared to pay the price." Li Muyun seemed to have not calmed down, sitting next to Li Yuan and said angrily.

"Isn't it just a pair of half-length trousers? If you're so arrogant, let the owner send some cloth up and make hundreds of them for you, and you can change one pair every day." Li Yuan said nonchalantly.

"Those are not ordinary half trousers. Mine are made of cotton, which are very expensive." Li Muyun said, rolling his eyes.

Indeed, in the Tang Dynasty, it was too troublesome to remove the cotton seeds, so although cotton cloth was available, the price was not cheaper than the high-quality silk, otherwise Li Muyun's underpants would not have become colorful.

"Stingy, isn't it just cotton cloth, then let the master send some." After all, Li Yuan was an emperor, and in his opinion, many things don't matter.

But Li Muyun had a different opinion. He curled his lips and said after hearing what old Li Yuan said, "I said, dear father, we are already a loser, so how can we keep bothering the county? Besides, he has already provided a house for free. Let's go, do you have the nerve to trouble others again?"

The whole Datang is mine, so why should I be embarrassed?Based on the concept of the king's land in the whole world, Li Yuan thought so.

But Li Muyun continued: "As the so-called heaven will send a great mission to a man, he must first torment his mind, exhaust his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, empty his body, and make his behavior chaotic..."

The article "Born in Worry, Die in Peace" in "Mencius" has been talked about by Li Yuan for many years, and it sounds really interesting at first glance.

As a result, the little old man shook his head and listened halfway, Li Muyun's side got stuck, and the anxious Li Yuan couldn't help urging: "What's the matter? Keep memorizing!"

"That, that... forget it!" Li Muyun scratched the back of his head and said embarrassingly!
"You ignorant thing..." Li Yuan glared at Li Muyun with hatred, and for a moment didn't know how to scold him.

"I said, old man, it's good to understand the spirit of this kind of thing, why do you have to memorize it? What I mean is that since we have established a cottage, we have to rely on ourselves in the future, relying on our own hands to open up a piece of sky, Just like the Great God Pan Gu back then... Oh yes, do you know who Pan Gu is?"

Li Yuan kept a cold face, said nothing, and said after a long while: "This seems to be your problem. I was forced to go up the mountain by you. If you can't open a day, you can go find Chen Mu and the others yourself. Don't come and look for me." I."

"Ah?" Li Muyun couldn't accept Li Yuan saying that he didn't care about things.

I remember that there was an article like this in "Xiao Lin Guang Ji", the title is: Which is more fun, the son or the emperor?

To the effect:
Someone asked a friend: Which one is happier, being a son of a family or being a nobleman?
The friend replied: Of course it is happier to be a son, because being an aristocrat is generally older, even if you want to be happy, you will not be happy for a few years, and you have to serve the country and the people, so it is still a young son I am happier, I don’t have to worry about anything, and there are a group of thugs following me.

The person who asked the question thought it was very reasonable, so he hurried to the bookstore to buy a lot of books and took them home to read to his father, planning to wait for his father to confer the title so that he could enjoy the blessings along with it.

Although Li Muyun didn't know the story, the thing he was tossing about was exactly the same as the person who asked the question.

In his opinion, when the stronghold is built, it is best for all the affairs in the stronghold to be managed by the little old man who was picked up halfway. Anyway, those guards are all under his command and will obey his orders.

Moreover, this little old man still has some influence in the government. It is estimated that as long as no major incidents are caused, there will be no officers and soldiers to encircle and suppress him.

As for him, Li Muyun, he just needs to enjoy the convenience brought by the old man.

Wouldn't it be nice to take a walk around Shanyin County with three or five dog legs, see the big girls and little wives all over the street, grab one or two up the mountain when you're happy, and experience the fun of being a bully.

But looking at it now, it seems that the little old man picked up halfway had the same plan as him, and he didn't care about it, leaving everything to him.

Old Li Yuan clearly saw the disappointment in Li Muyun's eyes, snorted and said, "What? You kid, do you want to go back on your word? You know, you were the one who shouted to go up the mountain, and you were the one who took the lead in robbing the rich, and you were the one who made the development plan." It was you, the old man was kidnapped by you too."

"Hey, old man, you, why are you unreasonable!" Li Muyun was already depressed, and almost didn't jump up from the ground after listening to old Li Yuan's words.

"Why is the old man unreasonable? You want a man and I will give you a man, and if you want a stockade, the old man will give you a stockade. If you are such a good father, you can't find him even with a lantern." Li Yuan glanced a little The furious Li Muyun glanced at him, and added fuel to his anger: "If you want to be lazy again, believe it or not, I will sue the officials immediately, and drag you into the government to beat you up!"

Well, I'm afraid it doesn't make sense now!Li Muyun sat down on the ground angrily, and drew circles on the ground depressed.

Old Li Yuan looked smug, even if he was killed, he would not say that the underpants that Li Muyun lost were wearing on him.

After a stalemate for a while, Li Yuan saw that Li Muyun still had no intention of getting up, so he picked up a small stone from the ground and threw it at him, and when he turned around, he asked, "What did you use to kill that Xin Dacheng yesterday, take it out and see!"

"It's just a knife, what's there to see?" Li Muyun said casually.

"Knife?" Li Yuan looked Li Muyun up and down, but he didn't find a knife hidden on his body, so he couldn't help asking: "Where is it?"

"Hey... keep it secret!" Li Muyun grinned strangely, stood up from the ground, and at some point in his hand, there was a dagger as thin as a cicada's wings. weapon.

(End of this chapter)