The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 80 Never Hire
It has to be said that Li Muyun's madness at the end did not achieve the expected effect.

With the loud noise in the air.

The faces of the three girls turned pale from being frightened, and the pear blossoms were raining.

Li Yuan and several other old men were frightened and admitted to the hospital. It was said that they had the legendary arrhythmia.

San Fatty, an innocent bastard, was hit by Chiyu, and a bamboo knot that fell from the sky smashed a bag the size of an egg on his head.

As for those minions, more than half of them thought it was a punishment from heaven, and nearly half of them chose to be good overnight and bid farewell to the life of bandits.

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In Chang'an, Taiji Palace, Li Shimin held a grand banquet to celebrate the national grain harvest in the fourth year of Zhenguan.

When the wine was at its peak, people from the palace came to report, saying that they were happy and waiting for fine wine to be offered.

Li Shimin said with a smile after hearing this: "There are countless fine wines and fine wines in my palace, waiting for you..., ha ha."

I didn't want to, but someone shouted from below: "Your Majesty, the fine wine sent by this leisurely waiter for thousands of miles must not be ordinary. Why don't you call people to the palace and share the fine wine?"

"That's right, Your Majesty, I have countless treasures and treasures from the Tang Dynasty. I think that Xiaoyaohou really has some skills to get good wine."

The Tang Dynasty was originally an open country, and Li Shimin was also a magnanimous monarch, so he didn't get angry when he heard the quarrel below, he laughed and said: "Okay, since all the ministers are interested, why don't you let the person who brought the wine go to the palace."

"Here!" After listening to Li Shimin's order, some palace servants immediately passed on the word of mouth.

Not long after, I saw Chen Huo walking in from the outside with a big leather bag on his back.

"Chen Huo? Why is it you?" Among the officials below, a guy with a leopard head and round eyes and a red beard has poisonous eyes. He instantly recognized Chen Huo's identity and jumped out from behind his desk. Pull it up.

"Cheng, General Cheng! Young general, isn't this going to Shuozhou on business? I happened to meet Xiaoyaohou, so I brought the wine back to His Majesty for him." After telling the story of Li Yuan running away from home, he had no choice but to give a random reason.

Fortunately, General Cheng was just asking casually, and didn't really care about why Chen Huo would deliver the wine for Xiaoyaohou, but after seeing that there was no one else behind Chen Huo, he asked a bit puzzled: "Where is the wine?" place?"

"It's in this leather pouch." Seeing that His Majesty the Emperor hadn't spoken, Chen Huo didn't lie to General Cheng, opened the leather pouch he was carrying, and took out two wine jugs made of iron. .

Looking at the two tin sprinkle pots that were about the size of a human head, Cheng Dajun couldn't help being stunned, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Why is there only so little? That Xiaoyaohou is too stingy!"

a little?Chen Huo smiled awkwardly.

When he was in the cottage, the small jug that Li Muyun held was not half the size of this jug, and just one jug would overwhelm the famous Taishanghuang. Now it is such a big jug, hehe....

At this moment, Li Shimin, who was on the main seat, couldn't wait any longer. Looking at the two very beautiful iron jugs in General Cheng's hands, he felt itchy, coughed and said, "Zhijie!"

Cheng Zhijie, of course, can also be called Cheng Yaojin Hearing the emperor call him, he immediately understood what the emperor meant, and after saying yes twice in a row, he divided the two jugs of wine in his hand, and handed one of the jugs to a palace man beside him , but he took the other pot back to his seat.

After sitting down, without waiting for anyone to ask, he unplugged the top of the wine pot, put the jug under his nose and smelled it, the strong aroma of wine immediately filled the nostrils, making people feel almost ecstatic.

Lao Cheng, who has been tested for alcohol, realized it almost instantly. This wine is definitely the best wine. No royal wine in the palace, no fine wine, it is not half as good as this wine.

Thinking of this, Lao Cheng immediately put the stopper back on as if nothing had happened, and then put the jug into his arms again.

At this time, Li Shimin also took over the jug from the palace man, and weighed it in his hand, it was probably heavy.

After opening the lid and smelling it, Li Shimin's expression changed instantly.

But he is different from that shameless old thief Cheng Yaojin, he is the emperor after all, so he doesn't have to worry about someone coming up to snatch his wine, so he poured out the original grape wine in the cup without any care, and then poured it into Li Muyun Wine offered.

What exactly this wine looks like has already been mentioned above, so I won’t repeat it here. After the palace servants on one side tested the non-toxicity with silver needles, Li Shimin picked up the glass without hesitation, raised his head and stuffed the wine in the glass. went in.

There was a scorching heat from the throat to the stomach, and the spicy feeling made people feel their tongues numb, but the refreshing and stimulating feeling left Li Er with endless aftertaste.

So after taking a breath of alcohol, he poured another glass impatiently, and drank it down again.

In this way, one glass after another, four or five glasses of wine have been drunk in a short while, and when he looks at the officials below, he finds that the figures are blurred.

Unsurprisingly, His Majesty the great imperialist leader, Emperor Li Shimin, was overwhelmed by the fine wine that Old Li Yuan sent in the name of Li Muyun.

But fortunately, he was still a little conscious before he was about to pass out, knowing that he couldn't drink any more, so he put away the wine, looked at Chen Huo who hadn't left yet, and asked, "Chen, old Chen, second child, I, I Let me ask you, this, what is the name of this wine, name!"

Sure enough, a son is better than a father, and Li Er's every move was guessed clearly by old Li Yuan. Except for the big banquet that he didn't expect, the Taishang Huang guessed all the other things right.

Chen Mu had a feeling in his heart, and replied in his mouth: "Your Majesty, Xiaoyaohou named this wine 'Morted Donkey'!"

"puff……"

"puff……"

As soon as the word "Men Dao Donkey" was uttered, everyone in the hall who was paying attention to the name of the wine all sprayed, and one or two looked at His Majesty the Emperor on the main seat with strange eyes.

And our great imperialist leader, His Majesty Li Er, under the eyes of everyone, only felt that two donkey ears suddenly appeared on his head, and a long tail appeared behind him.

And at this moment, some of the lower courtiers also reacted, one by two jumped up, and started playing again and again as if fighting against the enemy.

"Your Majesty, Xiaoyaohou's words are disrespectful. If you commit the crime below, you will be punished for the crime!"

"That's right, Your Majesty, if you are free and unrestrained, you will be punished for your crimes!"

But, does Li Muyun really deserve to die?No, or can it really be killed?Li Er, who was half-drunk and half-awake, knew very well that the boy couldn't be killed by himself, after all, the boy was now protected by the old man.

But then again, if you can't kill it, can't you repair it?Could it be that the great Tang emperor couldn't cure a Xiaoyaohou?
Thinking of this, Li Shimin slapped the table: "Draft an imperial edict, wait for the emperor to be free and unrestrained, to eliminate the noble of the county marquis who founded the country, demote him to a commoner, and never hire him!"

　There are two more chapters in the afternoon

　　
　
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