The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 81

Li Shimin, who was used to drinking low-alcohol wine, was still suffocated by the "suffering donkey". Before the banquet was over, he was helped back to the palace to rest, and just after he left, there was another scene on the main hall. turmoil.

"Bold Cheng Zhijie, where are you going?" Just when the old thief Cheng Yaojin wanted to take advantage of Li Er's departure to sneak away, a big man with a black face stopped him.

And following the big black man's loud shout, a group of Tang Wu lunatics also surrounded him, surrounding Cheng Yaojin.

"What are you going to do? My old Cheng drank a little too much, I need to go home to rest." Cheng Yaojin hugged his chest with both hands, and said generously.

"Old man Cheng, that wine was dedicated to the emperor by Li Muyun, if you took it away like this, it would be unreasonable." The voice was a bit sinister, no one except Li Ji, the old ghost, could tell.

"Nonsense, my old Cheng is protecting evidence!"

"Fart, if you don't take out the wine today, you old man, you will never walk out of this hall."

……

The Wu lunatics in Datang did not drink badly, and the wine that could put Li Shimin down in four or five glasses made them even more salivating. Under such circumstances, if they are willing to put a pot of wine Cheng Yaojin, who was bored, left.

And in the end, Lao Cheng really had no other choice. He had exhausted all the methods of being a rascal, but those around him were people who knew him well. Who didn't understand his abilities?In the end, seeing that he really couldn't get away, he could only sigh, and called the palace servants in the hall, and took about twenty cups.

A catty of wine is shared by more than 20 people, and each person is less than half a tael. It is very unpleasant to drink the sweetness in the mouth.

That's why a few courageous old killers turned their attention to the half pot that Li Er put on the table and didn't take away.

……

After drinking up Li Er's half pot, the old killers found that the alcohol addiction not only did not stop, but even worse.

But Li Yuan asked Chen Huo to bring two jugs in total, and after drinking them all, there were no more.

In embarrassment, someone murmured: "Isn't the owner of this wine in Shuozhou? Why don't we send someone to Shuozhou to buy some?"

Just a word to wake up the dreamer, a group of old guys immediately realized that they were really donkeys, and even forgot that the wine was still the owner.

As the saying goes, if you can run away, monks can't run away from the temple. Chang'an doesn't have this kind of wine, so Shuozhou doesn't have this kind of wine?
As a result, all the veterans disappeared in an instant. In the early morning of the next day, more than [-] stewards and people from various prefectures flocked out of the city almost at the moment when the city gate was just opened, heading straight for Shuozhou. .

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The next day, the sun rose as usual, but Li Er did not go to bed early as usual. Obviously, hangovers are fair, and people will not be treated differently because of their status.

And when Li Shimin managed to get over the splitting headache, it was already afternoon.

I don't know if it was the breakfast meal or the meal after the meal was put on the table, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty began to search all over the table again.

As the first lady of the imperialist leader, Empress Changsun knew Li Er very well. Seeing him looking around the table, she couldn't help asking: "Your Majesty, are you looking for something?"

"Where's my wine?"

Li Shimin's answer was a bit unexpected, making everyone stunned.

It stands to reason that Li Shimin usually doesn't drink much when he has nothing to do. After all, he is the emperor of a country and has a lot of important official affairs to deal with every day. If he drinks too much and writes tax reduction as tax increase, he will starve to death.

So although there was wine on his table, he had never seen him drink it, and it was the first time he was looking for wine during a meal.

However, Empress Changsun is not an ordinary person. Seeing Li Shimin asking for wine, she personally picked up the refined small wine jar on the table, intending to pour it for him.

Unexpectedly, Li Er stretched out his hand to stop her: "It's not this wine."

"no?"

"Well, what I'm talking about is yesterday's... that..." Thinking of the words 'suffering donkey', Li Shimin felt a bit of a headache, and couldn't continue.

Only now did Empress Zhangsun understand what she heard, and she couldn't help but chuckled: "It turns out that His Majesty is looking for the wine that Li Muyun presented yesterday."

"Exactly!" Li Shimin was overjoyed by such a considerate wife, and nodded repeatedly.

However, to his disappointment, Queen Changsun shook her head regretfully: "Your Majesty, the wine is gone!"

"It's gone? How is it possible? I clearly remember that there is still half a pot." Li Shimin was slightly taken aback.

"Yesterday, His Majesty did keep half of the pot, but later it was eaten by brother and Cheng Zhijie."

"Divide and eat..." His Majesty Li Er, the great imperialist leader, was a little speechless. He said to himself that if he had known this earlier, why should he care about the face yesterday? It is much better than those old killers who are cheaper.

This is actually the case with wine. When you drink good wine, you will always miss it, and you will feel that the taste is much worse when you drink other wines.

If it is said that the wine is a top-notch product, it’s all right if you drink it and never return it. If you know where it is and you have the ability to get it, other wines will definitely not be able to enter your throat. Get the good wine and drink it.

Speaking of this, the author wants to add a word, that is, no matter whether you are a drinker or a smoker, you are really shameless. You have said countless times about quitting alcohol and smoking, but there are really few people who can really quit, unless you talk about drinking and smoking again. You have to die, maybe someone can really quit.

Moreover, the author himself is a smoker, so he has a deep understanding of this. Although he has been scolded countless times by his wife, no one has ever made a mistake.

The book returns to the main story, but it says that when Li Shimin heard that the wine was gone, he immediately lost his energy. After having a meal, he held a bowl of tea soup brought by the maid.

After a long while, as if he had made a decision, he said to a long follower beside him, "Send someone to Shanyin County, and let the Xiaoyaohou wait for you to be bored..." After speaking halfway, Li Shimin paused , After thinking for a while, he continued: "Present a hundred jugs of the wine called 'tripping horse rope'."

"Here!" The palace man suppressed his laughter, bowed and was about to leave, at this moment, Empress Changsun suddenly stopped him: "Wait a minute" and then said to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, is this not good?"

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"Your Majesty, during the banquet yesterday, you personally dismissed Li Muyun from the position of marquis. Now he is a common man." Empress Changsun reminded.

"There is such a thing?" Li Er was stunned for a moment, his feelings were too drunk yesterday, and he forgot about it.

But having said that, the emperor (author) of heaven and earth is the greatest, and it is not just a matter of his words whether the marquis is not marquis.

So Li Shimin looked at the palace man and said: "So, let's draw up an imperial edict, Duke Li Muyun is loyal to the country, relieves the king's worries, restores his title, and rewards him with a hundred taels."

(End of this chapter)