Prince of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 289 Liu Bing's Baby

Gao Ming had heard of double eyelid cutting and appendix cutting twice, but this was indeed the first time he had heard of having his balls cut twice.

Damn, it's not easy being an eunuch, isn't it?

Thinking of this, Gao Ming looked at Liu Bing in surprise.

"Lao Liu, I remember you were the one who castrated my piglet last time, right?"

"His Royal Highness has a good memory, it is the old slave."

Seeing that he agreed, Gao Ming immediately smacked his lips.

"Tsk... It's fine if it's you. I remember that when you castrated a piglet for me last time, it was already cut clean, right? Could it be possible that the thing can grow back after cutting it?"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing immediately showed a smile all over his face.

"His Royal Highness is joking, how can it grow again, the old servant dares to guarantee with his life, it will definitely not grow."

Seeing Liu Bing's swearing expression, Gao Ming also nodded.

"That's right, I also think it can't grow out. Since the pig's can't grow out, then I think this person's should be the same. If so, why did you take Xiaonianzi to cleanse again?" ? Could it be that he has three eggs? Or, did he offend you?"

Hearing that Gao Ming's tone had the meaning of asking questions, Liu Bing quickly bowed to him.

"His Royal Highness misunderstood the old slave. The pig's treasure is inside, so it can only be cut in half, but the human's treasure is outside, so if you want to be an eunuch in the palace, you need to do everything you can!"

"To the best of his ability?"

As soon as Liu Bing finished speaking, Gao Ming frowned again.

"What do you mean by going all out?"

"It means that everything that is exposed needs to be cut off!"

"..."

Gao Ming always thought that the eunuchs in ancient times were just like the castrated pigs today, they just cut the eggs, but he didn't expect that they cut the whole chicken.

"It's too scary!"

Looking at Gao Ming's dull face, Liu Bing thought he was interested in this aspect, so he started to introduce Gao Ming in detail.

"His Royal Highness, in fact, not all of them are cut off. Only those men who have grown up need to be cut off. For those like Lao Nu who entered the palace as a child, they only need to cut off two balls or crush them. OK."

When he said this, Liu Bing also showed a smile on his face, as if he had taken a huge advantage, and he was dazed when he saw Gao Ming.

"Damn it, Liu Bing has been mentally distorted since he was a child, right?"

Thinking of this, Gao Ming's eyes twitched a few times, and he opened his mouth to Liu Bing again after a while.

"Then...Old Liu, was that thing of yours crushed or cut off?"

"Reporting to His Royal Highness, the old slave was cut off."

Speaking of this, Liu Bing took out a delicate small bottle from his arms, and then smiled at Gao Ming.

"Your Highness, look, this is the old slave's treasure."

"..."

Looking at the small porcelain bottle in Liu Bing's hand, Gao Ming suddenly felt a chill.

"That...Old Liu, I know this is your treasure, but you don't have to carry it with you every day, do you? Is it possible that you are used to taking it out to appreciate it when you are free?"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing immediately showed a wry smile.

"His Royal Highness misunderstood, this old slave doesn't have that habit, in fact, the main reason is that this old slave heard that there is a nasty old eunuch in the palace who only steals other people's treasures, so the old slave keeps it close to him, just for fear of disappearing sometime. .”

"hiss……"

As soon as Liu Bing finished speaking, Gao Ming gasped.

"An old eunuch who specializes in stealing other people's penis, damn, there is such a disgusting person in the palace?"

"Who said no!"

Obviously, Liu Bing also felt the same way about Gao Ming's thoughts, so he nodded as soon as Gao Ming finished speaking.

"This old slave also thinks this person is really hateful. If this old slave knows who he is, this old slave must report to the Holy Majesty, drag this person to the west market, and then throw him on the street, where he will die for three days!"

"..."

Damn, this Liu Bing's psychology is not normal!
At this time, Gao Ming suddenly felt that eunuchs are really a product of social distortion, and they themselves are also a kind of twisted and sad existence. Gao Ming was busy with his own affairs before, so he never considered this issue, but now A thought suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Abolish the eunuch system!"

As soon as this idea appeared, it immediately took root in Gao Ming's heart. After he left, he began to consider the feasibility of this plan.

The reason why eunuchs appeared in feudal dynasties was mainly because men were required to do a lot of physical work in the palace, but there were so many concubines and maids in the harem, the emperor was worried that these men would cuckold himself while he was not paying attention, so there were eunuchs .

In other words, there are only two ways to eradicate the deformed product of eunuchs.

One is that regardless of them, the eunuchs will not be castrated in the future, and they will be allowed to fall in love with the maids freely after they enter the palace.

Obviously, this is definitely not acceptable. Although Gao Ming did not regard the entire palace ladies as his own private property, he did not want the palace to be polluted.

Then there is another way left, which is to replace eunuchs with court ladies.

Gao Ming doesn't think eunuchs are necessarily stronger than court ladies in physical strength, after all, both men and women have great individual surprises, and even if they are born weaker, they can be cultivated later in life.

For example, those female men in the later generations were all so fierce that once they became crazy, two or three big men couldn't get close to them.

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately made a decision in his mind, and then he nodded towards Liu Bing.

"Liu Bing, from now on, the palace will stop recruiting eunuchs. If new recruits are needed, we should recruit some strong women. As for the recruitment criteria..."

Speaking of this, Gao Ming pondered for a while, and then smiled at Liu Bing.

"The standard is very simple. When the time comes, you bring a few eunuchs there, and then let those women who come to apply for the recruitment wrestle with them, and the one who wins will be qualified."

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing's eyes widened immediately, and a look of astonishment appeared on his face.

"His Royal Highness is planning to ban the servants?"

Seeing Liu Bing's shocked look, Gao Ming also knew what he was worried about, so he shook his head immediately.

"Don't worry, I don't intend to ban the servants. I just can't bear to see so many men suffer from the pain of cutting chickens, so I plan to replace them with women. The original eunuchs will continue as usual."

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing breathed a sigh of relief.

"I see, this old slave thought that His Highness didn't want to see us eunuchs anymore. It would not be difficult to find some strong women as servants, but His Majesty..."

Seeing Liu Bing's embarrassed face, Gao Ming immediately laughed.

"Since it's up to me to save the palace, I will naturally decide these things. Well, let me do what I say, and as the executor I personally appoint, you may still be able to go down in history. name!"

"Qing Shi's name?"

As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, Liu Bing's eyes lit up.

"His Royal Highness, do you think that this old slave can leave his name in history?"

Although Gao Ming didn't know why Liu Bing was so excited, Gao Ming nodded his head seeing his expectant look.

"Well, I think this possibility is relatively high. Think about it. When the eunuch profession disappears completely in the future, the history books will definitely say the reason for the eunuch's disappearance. Then I, the person who makes the decision, and you, the specific The name of the person who implemented it will definitely be passed down, don’t you think so?”

"Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing immediately nodded his head like a chicken chopping rice.

"His Royal Highness is right. If there are really no eunuchs in the future, then there will be a record in the servant book, and then His Royal Highness will be famous in history. Even the old slave can stick a little light, so that the Future generations will remember the old slave's name."

Speaking of this, Liu Bing's eyes became bright.

For ordinary eunuchs, perhaps money and a high-ranking official position are more attractive, but for Liu Bing, his official position has already been achieved, and he is not short of money, so he hopes that after his death, Let future generations remember themselves.

Gao Ming couldn't understand Liu Bing's thoughts, but he knew that Liu Bing had a lot of ideas about leaving his name in history. In this way, he would naturally not discount his work, and this is what Gao Ming wanted to see.

"Okay, Liu Bing, I'll leave this to you, don't let me down!"

"Yes!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing immediately bowed to Gao Ming.

"Your Highness, please don't worry, this old slave will definitely handle this matter carefully. Don't hide it from His Royal Highness, in fact, this old slave has long disliked those eunuchs."

"Uh……"

Damn, how can I answer you so bluntly?And aren't you an eunuch yourself?

Seeing Liu Bing's heroic face, Gao Ming couldn't dampen his enthusiasm, so he could only show him a forced smile.

"Hehehehe... It's good if you can think like this, then go to work, and come to me if you have any questions."

"Yes!"

After Liu Bing promised, he turned around and left, probably because he was too excited, he accidentally fell when leaving, but he got up immediately, and then left at a trot.

Seeing Liu Bing's figure gradually disappearing from his sight, Gao Ming nodded in satisfaction.

"This is life, um, this is what I want!"

Speaking of this, Gao Ming was about to leave, but he had just taken two steps when he suddenly found an exquisite small porcelain bottle on the ground.

Looking at the small porcelain vase, Gao Ming's eyes widened.

"Isn't this thing Liu Bing's 'baby'? Why is it here? Hmm... I remembered, it probably fell out accidentally when I fell just now. If he finds out that it's gone, he should be very anxious."

Thinking of this, Gao Ming nodded immediately.

"In that case, I'll hold it for him first, and then return it to him later. I'm sure he will be moved and cry, right? Haha!"

After speaking, Gao Ming picked up the small porcelain bottle, took it back to the East Palace, and put it on the table in his study.

After Gao Ming put down the small porcelain bottle, he left. Not long after he left, Li Mingda came back from school.

After returning, Li Mingda went into Gao Ming's study room, and when she saw the exquisite little bottle on the table, she immediately blinked her big eyes curiously.

"what is this?"

Driven by curiosity, Li Mingda picked up the bottle, then shook it lightly, and when she heard the sound of something colliding inside, she pouted immediately.

"What the hell is it? Do you want to open it and have a look? Well, forget it, I'd better ask my brother!"

As she said that, she ran out of the study with a "thump, thud, thump" in the small porcelain bottle, intending to ask Gao Ming what was in it.

Li Mingda had just left Gao Ming's study when a familiar voice came from his ear.

"Little Si, what are you hiding? Show me quickly!"

Hearing this voice, Li Mingda was startled, and quickly hid the small bottle in his hand behind his back, then shook his head vigorously at the person coming.

"Sixth brother, Sizi didn't hide anything!"

The person who came was none other than Liang Wang Li Min.

At this time, he was holding a small cage in his hand, and there were two gray hares locked in the cage. He was planning to share the delicious food with Gao Ming, but when he saw that Li Mingda was hiding something, he immediately panicked. Happy.

"Hey, little sis, you still want to lie to Sixth Brother, did you hide something delicious?"

Hearing Li Yin's words, Li Mingda immediately shook his head like a rattle.

"No, no, Sizi didn't hide any delicious food!"

Li Mingda is telling the truth, but in the eyes of a foodie like Li Yin, her anxious look means that there is no silver 300 taels here, and she must be hiding something delicious!

Thinking of this, Li Yin walked up to Li Mingda with a smile, and then showed a gentle smile.

"Sister, do you think Sixth Brother treats you well?"

Li Yin is ready to play the emotional card, because he knows that if he grabs it hard, then once Li Mingda goes to sue, Li Shimin will definitely deal with him severely, so he can only use soft ones if he can't be hard.

After Li Mingda heard Li Yin's words, he thought for a while and nodded immediately.

"Well, Brother Six is ​​good to Sizi!"

Hearing Li Mingda's answer, Li Yin smiled even more happily, and he reached out and touched Li Mingda's small head.

"Hey, Brother Six didn't hurt you for nothing, good sister, as long as you give Brother Six what you have hidden, Brother Six can give you a pair of little rabbits, how about it?"

With that said, Li Yin handed the cage to Li Mingda.

"Look, little rabbit!"

"Wow!"

Obviously, Li Mingda usually lacks resistance to cute furry things, so after hearing Li Yin's words, she handed the small porcelain bottle to Li Yin without hesitation, and hugged the rabbit cage happily Excited to run away.

Seeing Li Mingda who quickly disappeared without a trace, Li Yin suddenly smiled.

"Hey, little girl is easy to lie!"

As he spoke, he looked at the exquisite porcelain bottle in his hand, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"It must be a good thing that can be stored in such a delicate porcelain bottle? I just don't know how it tastes."

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but licked his lips, and then pulled out the cork of the small porcelain bottle.

(End of this chapter)