Prince of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 290 The witty Li Yin
Chapter 290 The witty Li Yin
When Li Yin opened the small porcelain bottle, he immediately smelled a very strange smell, like rancid oil.
Smelling this smell, Li Yin suddenly felt a little nauseous.
"It smells so bad, what's in it?"
Thinking of this, Li Yin poured the contents of the bottle into his palm, looking at the two small things in his hand, Li Yin frowned immediately.
"Fried locusts? Well, it doesn't look like it!"
Obviously, Li Yin can't recognize this thing, because it has been "processed" several times.
In the Tang Dynasty, after the eunuch's penis was cut off, it would be put into a box filled with lime for drying. After drying this important step, it would be soaked in sesame oil. Only after soaking thoroughly can the penis be preserved for a long time.
Liu Bing was still young when he was cleansed, so the "egg" was naturally not that big. After drying and dipping in oil, it looked like the tail of a fried locust. No wonder Li Yin couldn't recognize it.
On top of that, after 40 long years, this pair of "eggs" doesn't smell too good.
Although Li Yin is a foodie, he is not the kind of idiot who throws everything he catches into his mouth, so looking at these two "oil-soaked eggs", he hesitated.
"Should I eat it or not?"
Li Yin dared not eat it, but it would be a pity not to eat it, so Li Yin thought for a while, and finally made a wise decision.
"I have to find someone to try it, I'll eat it if it's okay if he eats it!"
Thinking of this, Li Yin suddenly smiled smugly.
"I'm so witty, hahahahaha!"
While smiling, Li Yin put the two oil-soaked eggs back into the small porcelain bottle, and then trotted out of the East Palace.
When Li You ran out, Li Mingda also carried the rabbit cage to the backyard of the East Palace, and showed Gao Ming and Su Wan'er the little rabbit inside.
"Brother, sister-in-law, look, little rabbit!"
Seeing Li Mingda's happy face, Su Wan'er couldn't help but smile.
"Sure enough, it's a very cute little rabbit, just as cute as our little si. Where did this little rabbit come from?"
"Hee hee, Brother Six gave it to me..."
Hearing Li Mingda's words, Gao Ming also laughed.
"Well, the sixth guy finally did something decent this time, not bad."
From Gao Ming's point of view, in the past, Li Yin either robbed Li Mingda of fried locusts to eat, or gave her a tiger to play with. Is this what a normal brother should do?
So now that Li Yin gave Li Mingda a pair of rabbits, Gao Ming's impression of Li Yin changed a lot.
"It seems that this person really needs to study, and after reading the book, he becomes a lot smarter."
But what Gao Ming didn't expect was that as soon as his words fell, Li Mingda immediately pouted and shook his head.
"It's not from Brother Six, it's from Brother Six in exchange for a beautiful little bottle!"
"In exchange for a nice little bottle?"
Hearing Li Mingda's words, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Hahahaha, my little si can still do business, not bad, then tell big brother, what kind of small bottle did you use to exchange it with your sixth brother?"
"Well... that son said it, brother, don't be angry!"
Speaking of this, Li Mingda immediately looked at Gao Ming worriedly, seeing her worried look, Gao Ming immediately waved his hand boldly.
"Is elder brother such a stingy person? Tell me!"
"it is good!"
Seeing that Gao Ming agreed, Li Mingda nodded happily, and pointed to the discovery in the study.
"Sizi is a little rabbit that was exchanged for a small bottle in Big Brother's study!"
Hearing what Li Mingda said, Gao Ming smiled and nodded again.
"So that's how it is. I used the small bottle in my study, the...uh..."
Speaking of this, Gao Ming's eyes widened immediately, and then he looked at Li Mingda dully.
"That...Little Si, tell me, is that little bottle a turquoise porcelain bottle?"
"Yes!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Mingda immediately laughed.
"There seems to be something in it, and it rattles when it is shaken."
"..."
Now Gao Ming is sure that what Li Yin took must be Liu Bing's treasure!
"This is trouble!"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately stood up, and then gently touched Li Mingda's small head.
"Si, you promise brother, you can't tell about this matter, if others ask, you can never say that you have seen that little bottle, understand?"
Seeing Gao Ming's serious expression, Li Mingda nodded immediately.
"understood!"
Seeing that she agreed, Gao Ming nodded towards Su Wan'er this time.
"Wan'er, I need to find Lao Liu now, you play with Sizi!"
After finishing speaking, Gao Ming trotted out.
Seeing Gao Ming's worried look, Li Mingda looked at Su Wan'er worriedly.
"Sister-in-law, did Sizi get into trouble again? Sizi didn't do it on purpose... Woooo..."
Speaking of this, her big eyes were filled with tears. Seeing her like this, Su Wan'er immediately hugged her into her arms with some distress.
"Sister, don't cry. Your elder brother didn't mean to blame you. He may have encountered some troubles. Just listen to your elder brother and treat it as if it never happened. Do you understand?"
"Ok!"
What Su Wan'er said was indeed correct, Gao Ming was indeed in trouble.
Originally, Gao Ming picked up Liu Bing's treasure out of good intentions, but now it seems that he has done bad things with good intentions.
"Now I can only hope that Li Yin will not do something stupid, otherwise I will have to blame myself!"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming hurriedly quickened his pace.
Since Gao Ming didn't know where Li Yin had gone, he could only ask the patrolling guards all the way, searching while asking, but Gao Ming didn't know, at this time Li Yin had already arrived at the gate of the palace with the small bottle.
After arriving at the gate of the palace, Li Yin began to look around, as if he was looking for someone, and after about a stick of incense, his eyes widened in surprise.
"found it!"
With that said, he stood up, then rushed up and hugged a man's neck.
"Hey, old seven, why did you come here? Sixth brother, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"
At this time, the person who was hugged by Li Yin was Jiang Wang Li Yun. After he was hugged by Li Yin, he immediately showed frustration.
"Six...sixth brother, just let me go. You really don't blame me for what happened last time. You hit me more than a dozen times. Are you still angry? Look at the bruises on my eyes. It's okay!"
As soon as Li Yun's words fell, Li Yun snorted coldly.
"Hmph, don't blame you, who do you blame? That woman Meng Xin is now the eldest brother's concubine. Do you still want me to seek revenge on her? Go if you have the courage!"
"..."
Hearing Li Yun's words, Li Yun almost cried.
"Sixth brother, please forgive me. How dare I dare you? Big brother even dares to teach fourth brother a lesson. It's not like playing with me. Sixth brother, for the sake of our brotherhood, you give me A chance to make a difference!"
Seeing Li Yun's pitiful look, Li Yun immediately smiled.
"Okay, since you've begged me so much, I'll show you the way, and you come with me."
After speaking, Li Yun didn't wait for Li Yun to agree, he hugged him to a small courtyard beside the main hall, and then took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms.
"Old Qi, you are lucky this time, this is a good thing I managed to get."
After speaking, Li Yun pulled off the lid of the small porcelain bottle, poured out a small greasy ball from inside, and sent it to Li Yun.
"Come on, Lao Qi, you eat this, as long as you eat it, our grievances will be canceled in the future."
"Really?"
Hearing Li Yin's words, Li Yun immediately showed emotion, but when he saw the greasy little thing in Li Yin's hand, he frowned again.
"Brother Six, this food won't kill you, right?"
As soon as Li Yun's words fell, Li Yun immediately gave him a blank look.
"How do I know? I haven't eaten it yet. Eat it quickly. If you don't eat it, I'll hit you every time I see you!"
Hearing Li Yun's words, Li Yun shrank his head in fear.
"Okay, I'll eat. If there's anything wrong, Sixth Brother, you must call the imperial doctor for me!"
"Stop talking nonsense, eat fast!"
Seeing Li Yin's vicious look, Li Yun didn't dare to talk nonsense, and quickly took the "oil-soaked egg" over, and when he closed his eyes, he threw it into his mouth, and then chewed it with a distorted expression. stand up.
Shaking his head while chewing.
"It's a bit hard, you can't chew it, and it has a strange smell."
"is it?"
Hearing Li Yun's comment, Li Yun frowned suspiciously, then poured out another "oil-soaked egg" from the bottle, thought for a while and threw it into his mouth.
But after he chewed it twice, his expression changed.
"Uh...it's really unpalatable, bah!"
Li Yin had just spit out the things in his mouth when he saw a familiar figure passing by the gate of the yard, and he immediately shouted excitedly.
"Brother, where are you going?"
At this time, the person passing by outside the courtyard was Gao Ming. Hearing Li Yin's voice, he stopped immediately, and then looked at Li Yin anxiously.
"Lao Liu, where are the things?"
"Something? What?"
Seeing Li Yin's puzzled look, Gao Ming frowned immediately.
"A small cyan-colored porcelain bottle, which you took from Si Zi with a rabbit."
"Oh!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yin suddenly realized and nodded, and then handed the small bottle in his hand to Gao Ming.
"Brother is talking about this little bottle."
"that's it!"
Looking at the familiar bottle in Li Yin's hand, Gao Ming snatched it away excitedly, with a relieved expression on his face.
"Thankfully it's still there."
Li Yin looked at Gao Ming's expression, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
"Uh...Brother, is there any treasure in this bottle?"
Seeing the cautious look on Li Yin's face, Gao Ming immediately smiled and shook his head.
"It may not be a treasure for us, but for those eunuchs, it should be their most important treasure."
The eunuch's most important treasure?
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yin felt the ominous premonition in his heart getting stronger and stronger.
(End of this chapter)
When Li Yin opened the small porcelain bottle, he immediately smelled a very strange smell, like rancid oil.
Smelling this smell, Li Yin suddenly felt a little nauseous.
"It smells so bad, what's in it?"
Thinking of this, Li Yin poured the contents of the bottle into his palm, looking at the two small things in his hand, Li Yin frowned immediately.
"Fried locusts? Well, it doesn't look like it!"
Obviously, Li Yin can't recognize this thing, because it has been "processed" several times.
In the Tang Dynasty, after the eunuch's penis was cut off, it would be put into a box filled with lime for drying. After drying this important step, it would be soaked in sesame oil. Only after soaking thoroughly can the penis be preserved for a long time.
Liu Bing was still young when he was cleansed, so the "egg" was naturally not that big. After drying and dipping in oil, it looked like the tail of a fried locust. No wonder Li Yin couldn't recognize it.
On top of that, after 40 long years, this pair of "eggs" doesn't smell too good.
Although Li Yin is a foodie, he is not the kind of idiot who throws everything he catches into his mouth, so looking at these two "oil-soaked eggs", he hesitated.
"Should I eat it or not?"
Li Yin dared not eat it, but it would be a pity not to eat it, so Li Yin thought for a while, and finally made a wise decision.
"I have to find someone to try it, I'll eat it if it's okay if he eats it!"
Thinking of this, Li Yin suddenly smiled smugly.
"I'm so witty, hahahahaha!"
While smiling, Li Yin put the two oil-soaked eggs back into the small porcelain bottle, and then trotted out of the East Palace.
When Li You ran out, Li Mingda also carried the rabbit cage to the backyard of the East Palace, and showed Gao Ming and Su Wan'er the little rabbit inside.
"Brother, sister-in-law, look, little rabbit!"
Seeing Li Mingda's happy face, Su Wan'er couldn't help but smile.
"Sure enough, it's a very cute little rabbit, just as cute as our little si. Where did this little rabbit come from?"
"Hee hee, Brother Six gave it to me..."
Hearing Li Mingda's words, Gao Ming also laughed.
"Well, the sixth guy finally did something decent this time, not bad."
From Gao Ming's point of view, in the past, Li Yin either robbed Li Mingda of fried locusts to eat, or gave her a tiger to play with. Is this what a normal brother should do?
So now that Li Yin gave Li Mingda a pair of rabbits, Gao Ming's impression of Li Yin changed a lot.
"It seems that this person really needs to study, and after reading the book, he becomes a lot smarter."
But what Gao Ming didn't expect was that as soon as his words fell, Li Mingda immediately pouted and shook his head.
"It's not from Brother Six, it's from Brother Six in exchange for a beautiful little bottle!"
"In exchange for a nice little bottle?"
Hearing Li Mingda's words, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Hahahaha, my little si can still do business, not bad, then tell big brother, what kind of small bottle did you use to exchange it with your sixth brother?"
"Well... that son said it, brother, don't be angry!"
Speaking of this, Li Mingda immediately looked at Gao Ming worriedly, seeing her worried look, Gao Ming immediately waved his hand boldly.
"Is elder brother such a stingy person? Tell me!"
"it is good!"
Seeing that Gao Ming agreed, Li Mingda nodded happily, and pointed to the discovery in the study.
"Sizi is a little rabbit that was exchanged for a small bottle in Big Brother's study!"
Hearing what Li Mingda said, Gao Ming smiled and nodded again.
"So that's how it is. I used the small bottle in my study, the...uh..."
Speaking of this, Gao Ming's eyes widened immediately, and then he looked at Li Mingda dully.
"That...Little Si, tell me, is that little bottle a turquoise porcelain bottle?"
"Yes!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Mingda immediately laughed.
"There seems to be something in it, and it rattles when it is shaken."
"..."
Now Gao Ming is sure that what Li Yin took must be Liu Bing's treasure!
"This is trouble!"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately stood up, and then gently touched Li Mingda's small head.
"Si, you promise brother, you can't tell about this matter, if others ask, you can never say that you have seen that little bottle, understand?"
Seeing Gao Ming's serious expression, Li Mingda nodded immediately.
"understood!"
Seeing that she agreed, Gao Ming nodded towards Su Wan'er this time.
"Wan'er, I need to find Lao Liu now, you play with Sizi!"
After finishing speaking, Gao Ming trotted out.
Seeing Gao Ming's worried look, Li Mingda looked at Su Wan'er worriedly.
"Sister-in-law, did Sizi get into trouble again? Sizi didn't do it on purpose... Woooo..."
Speaking of this, her big eyes were filled with tears. Seeing her like this, Su Wan'er immediately hugged her into her arms with some distress.
"Sister, don't cry. Your elder brother didn't mean to blame you. He may have encountered some troubles. Just listen to your elder brother and treat it as if it never happened. Do you understand?"
"Ok!"
What Su Wan'er said was indeed correct, Gao Ming was indeed in trouble.
Originally, Gao Ming picked up Liu Bing's treasure out of good intentions, but now it seems that he has done bad things with good intentions.
"Now I can only hope that Li Yin will not do something stupid, otherwise I will have to blame myself!"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming hurriedly quickened his pace.
Since Gao Ming didn't know where Li Yin had gone, he could only ask the patrolling guards all the way, searching while asking, but Gao Ming didn't know, at this time Li Yin had already arrived at the gate of the palace with the small bottle.
After arriving at the gate of the palace, Li Yin began to look around, as if he was looking for someone, and after about a stick of incense, his eyes widened in surprise.
"found it!"
With that said, he stood up, then rushed up and hugged a man's neck.
"Hey, old seven, why did you come here? Sixth brother, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"
At this time, the person who was hugged by Li Yin was Jiang Wang Li Yun. After he was hugged by Li Yin, he immediately showed frustration.
"Six...sixth brother, just let me go. You really don't blame me for what happened last time. You hit me more than a dozen times. Are you still angry? Look at the bruises on my eyes. It's okay!"
As soon as Li Yun's words fell, Li Yun snorted coldly.
"Hmph, don't blame you, who do you blame? That woman Meng Xin is now the eldest brother's concubine. Do you still want me to seek revenge on her? Go if you have the courage!"
"..."
Hearing Li Yun's words, Li Yun almost cried.
"Sixth brother, please forgive me. How dare I dare you? Big brother even dares to teach fourth brother a lesson. It's not like playing with me. Sixth brother, for the sake of our brotherhood, you give me A chance to make a difference!"
Seeing Li Yun's pitiful look, Li Yun immediately smiled.
"Okay, since you've begged me so much, I'll show you the way, and you come with me."
After speaking, Li Yun didn't wait for Li Yun to agree, he hugged him to a small courtyard beside the main hall, and then took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms.
"Old Qi, you are lucky this time, this is a good thing I managed to get."
After speaking, Li Yun pulled off the lid of the small porcelain bottle, poured out a small greasy ball from inside, and sent it to Li Yun.
"Come on, Lao Qi, you eat this, as long as you eat it, our grievances will be canceled in the future."
"Really?"
Hearing Li Yin's words, Li Yun immediately showed emotion, but when he saw the greasy little thing in Li Yin's hand, he frowned again.
"Brother Six, this food won't kill you, right?"
As soon as Li Yun's words fell, Li Yun immediately gave him a blank look.
"How do I know? I haven't eaten it yet. Eat it quickly. If you don't eat it, I'll hit you every time I see you!"
Hearing Li Yun's words, Li Yun shrank his head in fear.
"Okay, I'll eat. If there's anything wrong, Sixth Brother, you must call the imperial doctor for me!"
"Stop talking nonsense, eat fast!"
Seeing Li Yin's vicious look, Li Yun didn't dare to talk nonsense, and quickly took the "oil-soaked egg" over, and when he closed his eyes, he threw it into his mouth, and then chewed it with a distorted expression. stand up.
Shaking his head while chewing.
"It's a bit hard, you can't chew it, and it has a strange smell."
"is it?"
Hearing Li Yun's comment, Li Yun frowned suspiciously, then poured out another "oil-soaked egg" from the bottle, thought for a while and threw it into his mouth.
But after he chewed it twice, his expression changed.
"Uh...it's really unpalatable, bah!"
Li Yin had just spit out the things in his mouth when he saw a familiar figure passing by the gate of the yard, and he immediately shouted excitedly.
"Brother, where are you going?"
At this time, the person passing by outside the courtyard was Gao Ming. Hearing Li Yin's voice, he stopped immediately, and then looked at Li Yin anxiously.
"Lao Liu, where are the things?"
"Something? What?"
Seeing Li Yin's puzzled look, Gao Ming frowned immediately.
"A small cyan-colored porcelain bottle, which you took from Si Zi with a rabbit."
"Oh!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yin suddenly realized and nodded, and then handed the small bottle in his hand to Gao Ming.
"Brother is talking about this little bottle."
"that's it!"
Looking at the familiar bottle in Li Yin's hand, Gao Ming snatched it away excitedly, with a relieved expression on his face.
"Thankfully it's still there."
Li Yin looked at Gao Ming's expression, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
"Uh...Brother, is there any treasure in this bottle?"
Seeing the cautious look on Li Yin's face, Gao Ming immediately smiled and shook his head.
"It may not be a treasure for us, but for those eunuchs, it should be their most important treasure."
The eunuch's most important treasure?
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yin felt the ominous premonition in his heart getting stronger and stronger.
(End of this chapter)
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