Prince of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 300 Good things

The officials of the Tang Dynasty did not have modern weekends, but they had a rest every five days.

Mu means to take a bath, and Xiumu means that the court gives a day off to let officials go home to rest and take a bath.

The system of Xiu Mu was handed down from the Han Dynasty. The Han Dynasty had no electric heating or solar energy, and a fire was needed to boil water for bathing. In order to save time and firewood, the common people generally took a bath every five days, so the court also used Xiu Mu As an official holiday.

In the Tang Dynasty, this system was still used and became a "statutory holiday" for officials.

Gao Ming never went to the morning court, so he didn't know the specific day of Xiu Mu, but he was not in a hurry because he felt that Su Wan'er would definitely know.

"Having a reliable wife is indeed something to be thankful for."

Thinking of this, the smile on Gao Ming's face suddenly increased a bit, and even his steps back to the East Palace became much lighter.

It was already noon when Gao Ming returned to the East Palace, seeing him back, Su Wan'er asked the servants to bring the food, while she made a cup of hot tea and brought it to Gao Ming.

"Lang Jun, this is the tea sent to my concubine by the younger sister of the Wu family. She roasted it herself. It is delicious. You should try it too, sir."

Seeing Su Wan'er's happy look, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing immediately.

"Haha, didn't that girl Wu Mei tell you that the fried tea in the Tang Royal Club was created by me, my lord?"

"what?"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Su Wan'er's eyes widened immediately.

"The method of frying tea is also invented by the gentleman? I really don't know it! You are too powerful, sir, and you can do everything. I really doubt that there is nothing in this world that you can't do."

"Of course there is!"

As soon as Su Wan'er finished speaking, Gao Ming showed a serious expression.

"For example, I won't give birth to a child!"

"Uh……"

Seeing Gao Ming's serious face at first, Su Wan'er was stunned for a moment, but after hearing what he said next, Su Wan'er immediately burst out laughing.

"Hee hee... Mr. Lang is teasing my concubine again... having a baby... hee hee..."

Looking at Su Wan'er who was trembling with laughter, Gao Ming immediately shrugged his shoulders.

"Women in Datang are really low-spirited."

Thinking of this, Gao Ming smiled and shook his head, then went to eat with his arms around Su Wan'er's slender waist.

After the loss of the Art of War last time, Gao Ming found that Su Wan'er got closer to him, calling him "His Royal Highness" less often, and calling him "Lang Jun" more often. In Gao Ming's opinion, this is a very good progress.

After eating, Gao Ming lay under the tree in the yard to enjoy the shade, Su Wan'er cuddled in his arms, and from time to time picked up a piece of candied fruit and put it into his mouth, while Shi Shu and Shi Jian fanned him, and the other Then help him pinch his shoulders, and he hums in comfort.

"Use more force... umm... More force... oh oh... cool..."

Hearing Gao Ming's grotesque cry, the girls next to him didn't know what to think of, and all of them blushed with embarrassment.

In the end, Su Wan'er couldn't help it anymore, she bit her lip, and then interrupted Gao Ming's moaning without illness.

"Lang Jun, I heard that you went to Father Emperor's place today?"

Hearing Su Wan'er's words, Gao Ming nodded immediately.

"Well, let's go, the old man praised me in the sky and the earth, the first good prince of the Tang Dynasty, and said that he, the emperor, didn't want to do it anymore. I persuaded him several times, and finally forced him to give up this idea. I was exhausted. .”

"..."

Su Wan'er and the waiter had long been used to Gao Ming talking about running trains, so of course they wouldn't just believe him. As soon as Gao Ming's words fell, Su Wan'er gave him a cute look.

"Lang Jun really treated my concubine as a three-year-old child, and I don't believe it."

Seeing that Su Wan'er didn't believe her, Gao Ming immediately shrugged his shoulders.

"Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believed!"

"Whee!"

Su Wan'er's smile is really low, Gao Ming teases her casually, and she is so happy that she gets into Gao Ming's arms.

"Lang Jun, it's already midsummer now, why don't you go and tell your father that in a few days we will go to Huaqing Palace to escape the summer heat, okay?"

Huaqing Palace?
Hearing Su Wan'er's words, Gao Ming immediately raised his eyebrows.

"Wan'er, is there a Huaqing Pool in the Huaqing Palace you mentioned?"

"Yes!"

Hearing Su Wan'er's affirmative answer, Gao Ming's eyes lit up immediately.

"That's Huaqing Pool, the Huaqing Pool of Tang Xuanzong and Yang Guifei, such a good place must be visited!"

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately nodded his head like a chicken chopping rice

"Go, go, go...you must go, you must go, and I will tell the old man later, uh...by the way, Wan'er, do you know what day Xiumu is?"

"Hugh Mu?"

Hearing Gao Ming ask this, Su Wan'er frowned immediately, then snapped her fingers.

"If my concubine remembers correctly, it should be three days later, why did Lang Jun ask this?"

"nothing!"

Speaking of this, Gao Ming lightly stroked Su Wan'er's beautiful hair, and then grinned.

"I plan to talk to the old man about the rest of the day, and then we will go to Huaqing Pool to live in Huaqing Pool for half a month in the afternoon. What do you think?"

"Well, the gentleman decides!"

"Then it's such a happy decision, let Mr. Lang kiss me."

"whee……"

While Gao Ming was playing with Su Wan'er, Li Yin's voice suddenly came from the door.

"Brother...Brother, here we come!"

Hearing Li Yin's voice, Su Wan'er quickly got up from Gao Ming, and then ran back to the house blushing.

Gao Ming was naturally unhappy when Li Yin and the others interrupted his "good thing", so he immediately snorted with a stern face.

"Hmph, you two didn't study hard, what are you doing here?"

After Li Yin and Li Yun ran in excitedly, seeing Gao Ming's stern face, Li Yun immediately lowered his head and stood where he was, not daring to approach him.

But Li Yin didn't care about this, he came over with a playful smile.

"Hey... Big brother, I brought you something good, hey hey..."

At this time, Gao Ming noticed that Li Yin was still carrying a small wooden box in his hand.

After he came over, he stuffed the small wooden box into Gao Ming's hand with a wicked smile on his face, and raised his eyebrows at Gao Ming.

"Hey... big brother, this is a good thing... a good thing, hey..."

"..."

Seeing Li Yin winking, the corners of Gao Ming's mouth twitched twice.

"This guy Li Yin is so wretched today!"

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately recalled that when he was going out before crossing, he met a wretched peddler wearing a thick coat under the overpass on the main street.

"Dude, do you want a disc?"

"What dish?"

"It's that kind of disc, um...you know..."

"..."

At this moment, Gao Ming felt that Li Yin had coincided with the wretched peddler who bought the discs.

"Damn, it seems that this kind of wretched guy won't become extinct even in another 2000 years."

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately shook his head helplessly, and then opened the box Li Yin handed him.

Originally, Gao Ming thought that the box contained at most little yellow books from the Tang Dynasty, and at most a picture album. After all, with Li Yin's financial strength, he would definitely not be able to produce any gold, silver and jewelry.

But when Gao Ming opened the box and saw the contents inside, his eyes widened immediately.

"This... could it be..."

Inside the box was a strip of meat about 20 centimeters long, which looked like a cut pig’s small intestine, and the only difference from a pig’s small intestine was that the front end of this strip of meat was densely packed with barbs!

After carefully looking at this thing several times, Gao Ming suddenly took a deep breath.

"Hiss... this thing is indeed a good thing, old six, where did you get this thing?"

Li Yin was really nervous at the beginning, because he was very worried that Gao Ming would not like his gift, but after seeing Gao Ming's expression now, his heart was relieved immediately, and then he grinned and laughed.

"Hey, I knew you would like it, brother. Huzi told me yesterday that you like this thing. Since you like it, brother, I have to get it for you anyway, right? Hey!"

"..."

Hearing Li Yin's words, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hahahaha, that's a good word, I love to hear it, in fact, I was just joking yesterday, I didn't expect Huzi to tell you this, but it's a mistake, I really like this tiger whip, old six Seventh, you have a heart!"

What Li Yin and Li Yun sent was nothing but a tiger whip!

For Gao Ming, the tiger penis is also a legendary thing. After all, tigers are the first-class protected animals in the country in later generations. That kind!

It is for this reason that the price of tiger penis skyrocketed like a rocket, and the price of an adult tiger penis dried in the sun was as high as 20 to [-] yuan, and it was not in terms of one piece, but in terms of grams!

Gao Ming remembered that he saw a news on the Internet once, saying that a 42-gram tiger penis was auctioned in Singapore, and it was sold for a high price of 200 million. The price of each gram is equivalent to 30!
Gao Ming was shocked when he saw the news.

"Is this thing a tiger whip? Could it be made of diamonds?"

At that time, Gao Ming even suspected that the tiger became a rare animal because of its whip.

The tiger is not guilty, but he is guilty of whipping him!

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately took out the tiger whip in front of him from the wooden box, then smacked his lips and shook his head.

"Tsk tsk...it's not easy to get this thing, tsk tsk...it's really not easy!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yin nodded in sympathy.

"That's right, brother, since yesterday afternoon, Lao Qi and I searched all over Chang'an and Jingzhao Mansion, and finally found a tiger that had just been killed. The tiger's penis was just cut off this morning, brother. It's better to stew it quickly, let me try it too, hehehehe!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)