Prince of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 301
In Gao Ming's opinion, a precious thing like a tiger penis should be soaked in wine, so after hearing Li Yin's proposal, Gao Ming was ready to refuse immediately.

"This tiger whips it..."

Gao Ming just wanted to say that the tiger penis is very precious, so it cannot be used for stewing soup, but then he remembered that there seemed to be a lot of tigers in the Tang Dynasty. Come on, Datang's tigers don't seem to be so precious.

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately waved his hand.

"Secretary, you send this thing to Shangshi Bureau...uh..."

Speaking of this, Gao Ming found that Shi Shu was not listening to him at all, but was staring intently at the tiger whip in his hand.

This girl is actually in a daze?

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming suddenly showed a wicked smile.

"hey-hey!"

The servant has been standing by Gao Ming's side since just now, so the servant heard everything Gao Ming and the others said just now. When she knew that the thing in front of her was a tiger penis, she immediately widened her eyes curiously. eyes.

"It turns out that this is a tiger whip. Why does it have thorns? If it does... that, won't the tigress hurt..."

Just when she was engrossed in her thoughts, she suddenly heard a shout in her ear.

"Look at me catching Nailong Claw Hands with perfect accuracy!"

As soon as the words fell, Shishu felt her vital parts being pinched, and she couldn't help screaming immediately.

"what!"

She took a few steps back while yelling, but when she saw the instigator clearly, she immediately stamped her feet in embarrassment.

"His Royal Highness!"

Looking at Shi Shu's young daughter's posture, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hahahaha, this time it's a small punishment and a big commandment. Seeing that you still dare to be distracted in front of me in the future, okay, send this tiger whip to the Shangshi Bureau, wash it, chop it, chop it, cook it, remember to add An old ginseng goes in, go!"

"Yes!"

After hearing Gao Ming's words, Shishu immediately blushed and took the wooden box containing the tiger penis, and then trotted all the way towards the Shangshi Bureau.

After the waiter left, Gao Ming raised his chin towards Li Yin with a smile.

"Stop standing, sit down!"

"Hey, good!"

Li Yin has been with Gao Ming for a long time, and he also knows his temper, so when he heard him tell him to sit down, Li Yin sat down unceremoniously.

At this time, Gao Ming found that Li Yun was still standing aside with his head down, he shook his head helplessly, and then waved to him.

"Lao Qi, come and sit down!"

"Thank you, brother!"

After hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yun quickly thanked Gao Ming, then walked over and sat down.

Seeing Li Yun sitting down, Gao Ming nodded.

"Lao Qi, you don't have to be cautious. The past is over. I always pay attention to convincing others with virtue, so you don't have to be afraid!"

As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, Li Yun nodded quickly, but looking at his slightly trembling lips, Gao Ming knew that what he just said was in vain.

"Li Yun is really timid."

Thinking of this, Gao Ming shook his head helplessly, then turned his head to look at Li Yin.

"Old Six, as the saying goes, if you don't have anything to show courteousness, you are either rape or stealing. You must be begging me for something by sending a tiger whip to please me. Tell me, what is it?"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yin's face suddenly showed a hint of embarrassment.

"this and that……"

Seeing his faltering, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing immediately.

"I don't want this or that. To put it bluntly, do I have no money? Is it enough to give you two hundred pennies?"

"Uh……"

Hearing that Gao Ming said it was two hundred guan, Li Yin's face suddenly showed a look of excitement.

Li Yin is not as rich as Gao Ming, he has only two sources of income, one is the fiefdom given to him by Li Shimin, and the other is the monthly salary he receives as the governor of Qizhou.

All these moneys add up to less than a hundred guan, which is not enough for Li Yin after the normal expenses of Prince Liang's mansion are removed, so he often asks Concubine Yang or Li Ke for it.

After coming back from Puzhou this time, Li Yin changed a lot, and he didn't spend as much money as before, but when Gao Ming said to give him two hundred guan, his eyes lit up immediately.

"Give me two hundred guan?"

Seeing how excited Li Yin was, Gao Ming immediately smiled and nodded, then waved his hand towards Shi Jian next to him.

"Shi Jian, go to the treasury and get two hundred coins."

"Yes!"

Shi Jian agreed and walked towards the warehouse, but before she could take a few steps, she heard Li Yin's voice behind her.

"and many more!"

Hearing this shout, Shi Jian quickly stopped, then turned around and looked at Li Yin with a puzzled expression.

Gao Ming was also very strange, because he could see that Li Yin wanted the two hundred guan very much, but why did he suddenly stop Shi Jian?

Thinking of this, Gao Ming frowned immediately.

"Lao Liu, what do you mean? Do you want the money or not?"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yin sighed for a long time, then shook his head struggling.

"I want it, but I can't, brother!"

"Uh……"

Seeing his inner pain and struggle, Gao Ming couldn't laugh or cry.

"I gave you the money but I don't want you to pay it back, you just take it, what can't you want? Shi Jian, go get the money!"

"Yes!"

After hearing Gao Ming's words, Shi Jian quickly ran to the warehouse to get the money, but Li Yin sighed again.

"Hey, big brother, in fact, Lao Qi and I have something to ask you. Last time we ate that... that thing, you must not tell about this, otherwise we will have no face to stay in Chang'an."

"..."

After listening to Li Yin's words, Gao Ming was stunned for a moment, but he quickly realized that Li Yin was talking about the last time they ate Liu Bing's balls.

Thinking of this, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing while hugging his stomach.

"Hahahaha... Do you still remember this matter? If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten it. If you gave me a tiger whip, it was a hush money? Hahahaha..."

"Uh……"

Seeing Gao Ming who was laughing so hard, Li Yun and Li Yun suddenly showed dull faces.

Gao Ming laughed for a long time before he barely stopped, panting for breath, while shaking his head.

"I'm talking about old six and old seven, do you know what you are? Tell you, this is called measuring the belly of a gentleman with a villain's heart, and you even gave me a hush money... Oops, I laughed so hard I have a stomach ache!"

Speaking of this, Gao Ming covered his stomach again, and then let out a long breath.

"Phew... Let me tell you, this matter is over, let's just pretend it never happened. As long as you don't tell the outside world, no one will know about it, so there is no need for a hush money!"

"This……"

Seeing that Li Yin seemed to be planning to say something, Gao Ming waved his hand at him immediately.

"Lao Liu, you have been with me for a long time. Do you think I am short of your three melons and two dates? As for the tiger penis, I accept it, and you take the money I gave you. You are brothers, and I If you eat meat, you should order some soup!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yin's eyes turned red immediately.

"Big brother!"

In the emperor's house, the most rare thing is family affection. Li Yin was tricked by Gao Ming several times before, but he still always ran to him. In fact, he felt that Gao Ming did not treat him as an outsider.

There is a good saying in "Historical Records", which is called "A wise man will lose a lot of worries, and a fool will gain something in a thousand worries." Li Yin belongs to the latter.

When Li Yun was full of emotion, Li Yun also looked at him enviously.

Li Yun couldn't figure out why a guy like Li Yun with well-developed limbs and a simple mind would be valued by Gao Ming.

As if feeling Li Yun's thoughts, Gao Ming also turned his head at this time, and then smiled at him.

"Lao Liu is short of money, so I will give him money. Lao Qi is not short of money, so I will give you a word. Everyone in the world knows that taking it is taking it, but no one knows that giving it is taking it."

This sentence comes from "Hou Han Shu", which means that people in the world think that only getting what others have is a gain, but they don't know that giving others is also a gain.

Gao Ming belongs to the kind of person who has "a little ink in his chest". Although the ink in his stomach is very limited, he can still come up with some dry goods at critical moments. As soon as these words came out, Li Yun was immediately stunned.

When Li Yun was the governor of Anzhou, it is not an exaggeration to say that he scraped the ground three feet, and the local people were miserable.

According to historical records, when he left office, [-] carriages were loaded with his belongings alone, which shows how cruel this guy is when he plunders people's fat and people's anointing.

Although Li Yun is very dark-hearted, it does not mean that he is ignorant. On the contrary, his knowledge is much better than Li Yun. Li Yun immediately understood what Gao Ming said just now, so he immediately He frowned.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming immediately sighed.

"Alas... Lao Qi, to be honest, your brain is better than Lao Liu's, and your talents are better than him, but there is one thing you can't compare to him, and that is a repentant heart!"

Having said that, Gao Ming stood up and patted Li Yin on the shoulder.

"Do you know how the old man evaluated Lao Liu back then, he said that Lao Liu was not as good as birds, beasts, stones and ironware, but now, Lao Liu has not only been approved by Kong Jijiu, even the old man himself said that' Liu Lang is not bad, if that's the case, what about you, Lao Qi?"

"I……"

Li Yun wanted to speak, but he didn't know what to say, so he lowered his head again. Seeing this scene, Gao Ming shook his head immediately.

"Lao Qi, your shortcoming is only one word-greed. Last time the old man gave you a cart of hemp rope, which meant to let you stop in moderation, but how did you do it? Not only did it get worse, but even things like robbing subordinates' daughters were serious. It’s done, you can talk about it yourself, is it ashamed to lose it?”

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Yun bit his lips, but did not speak, but his flushed face showed that he was not at peace.

Seeing Li Yun's blushing face, Gao Ming immediately patted him on the shoulder.

"As the saying goes, it's not good to talk too much, and it won't work if you take too much medicine. You are a smart person, and you also have a sense of shame. If you don’t understand, then you will be your King Jiang, and I will be my prince, and everyone will not violate the river.”

As soon as Gao Ming finished speaking, Li Yun immediately knelt down with a "plop".

"Brother, give me another chance, I will change! I will definitely change!"

(End of this chapter)