Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 684 Chapter 702: Snake Garden
Li Hao smiled lightly, and said something in his words: "Yeah, it's a bit tiring to fight wits and courage with others during this journey. The climate here in Nanzhao is humid, and my old problem with my legs has happened again, so I don't use a cane. I'm afraid they won't be able to make it to the hall."

Xi Nuluo said with a dry smile: "Angels have a long way to go, those who are capable will work hard, and angels have worked hard."

Li Hao still said with a smile on his face: "It's worth the hard work to preach and appease the four barbarians for my emperor."

After so many years of ups and downs in the officialdom, Li Hao is now a veteran in the officialdom. This sentence is really arrogant. He actually called them barbarians in front of the Nanzhao ministers and the Nanzhao king. This is a kind of prestige, yes, They are barbarians, an indisputable fact.

As soon as this remark came out, the expressions of the officials suddenly became unnatural. Although it was the truth, saying it here made them lose face. Xi Nuluo frowned slightly when he heard the words, but saw Li Hao staring at him Look, he didn't dare to express his dissatisfaction, so he could only laugh dryly: "The angel is right."

Li Hao took out the canonization edict, and said in a clear voice: "The meeting with the King of Nanzhao this time is for the canonization. This is the canonization edict. Nanzhao King Mengxi Nuluo listens to it!"

After hearing the words, Xi Nuluo got up quickly, walked down from the high seat, bowed and bowed his hands to salute, and said loudly: "Meng Xi Nuluo respectfully listens to the holy will!"

Even Xi Nuluo was so respectful, how could the other ministers dare to be negligent, and they all bowed their heads to salute. In the whole hall, everyone bowed their heads, only Li Hao stood up straight.

Looking at Xi Nuluo and the officials who bowed their heads and obeyed the title, Li Hao suddenly felt emotional, a country is strong, and all nations are ministers, it is such an honor, no wonder Li Shimin likes Tian Khan's hat so much, it can really satisfy a king greatly Vanity, it's a pity that people have life and death, and state ownership rises and falls. Although the Great Tang is now powerful, but the old and the new will always meet the prodigal emperor, and the officials will become less honest. When the Great Tang declines, these Will Fanbang still ignore them?

Thinking of this, Li Hao thought to himself: "I must make Datang stronger and go further, and it is best to be so strong forever, transforming from the historical Datang into a brand new Datang."

Xi Nuluo and all the ministers kept their heads down and waited for Li Hao to read the imperial edict, but Li Hao had already lost his mind. After waiting for a long time, Xi Nuluo didn't see any sound, so he raised his head slightly, took a peek, and saw Li Hao standing there with straight eyes, Immediately annoyed, he felt that Li Hao was putting on airs on purpose, so he coughed.

This cough brought Li Hao back from his thoughts, and he unfolded the edict and read it aloud, probably because he was worried that these Nanzhao people were low-educated. , can unify the six imperial edicts, and admire the Tang Dynasty, and then officially canonize him as the king of Nanzhao.

After reading the canonized edict, Xi Nuluo thanked loudly, took the edict, and then returned to his seat.

As soon as the buttocks were firmly seated, Xi Nuluo said: "The angel came to Nanzhao this time to announce the decree. He was exhausted and seriously ill when he first came. This king has not been able to welcome the angel. Today is just a good opportunity. This king is at noon. Set up a banquet in the Qianwang Palace, invite the angels, and invite the angels to honor them."

Li Hao sneered secretly when he heard the words, it seemed that Xi Nuluo was going to snatch his Zen stick at the banquet, and drinking too much alcohol would cause trouble, but he had a good idea.

Li Hao prevaricated: "It's still very early at noon, besides, I can't drink too much, and the quality of wine is very poor, so don't bother King Nanzhao."

"Oh, how can I do that?" Xi Nuluo waved his hands, pretending to be enthusiastic, "I admire the Great Tang for a long time, and I know that the Tang people have many etiquettes, and they have to hold a banquet when they practice it. These are inevitable. The angel is Datang. My young hero, how can he drink poorly?"

Li Hao grinned and said, "I'm really bad at drinking, and my wine quality is also bad. When I'm drunk, I like to beat people up. I'm afraid that King Nanzhao will be unhappy when I run into him."

Xi Nuluo was taken aback when he heard the words, he was really a little scared, if Li Hao really beat up people after he was drunk, then what should he do, he is so capable, no one can stop him, but for the sake of the mountains and rivers Shejitu, Xi Nuluo still decided to take the risk and try, and said: "This is the king's kindness to the angel, please don't refuse the angel."

To put it bluntly, if you use the vernacular, the meaning is very simple, "I am sincere, and I must give you face."

Having said all this, what can Li Hao do? Although he knows that this is a conspiracy by the other party, he is not good at refusing. on the site.

Li Hao nodded and said, "Okay, since the King of Nanzhao is so hospitable, how can I refuse." At the same time, he sneered in his heart, "You asked for this, I can't even refuse , I have a good time when I drink, don't regret it later."

Next, the King of Nanzhao sent someone to prepare a banquet, and he and his ministers took Li Hao to visit his palace. This was originally Shi Langzhao's palace. After he occupied it, he expanded it and made it bigger than before. a lot of.

The Nanzhao Palace covers an area of ​​more than [-] mu. It is naturally incomparable with the Taiji Palace, but it is not too small. At least it is much larger than Li Hao's summer resort. The Nanzhao King took Li Hao to visit the palace, but the purpose is not so simple.

It seemed like a boring way to pass the time, but when he took Li Hao to a garden, Li Hao suddenly found that the garden was full of tropical trees. It was more like a tropical rainforest than a garden. It is small, covering an area of ​​nearly twenty acres. If there are no poisonous snakes and insects in such a large yard, he would not believe it if he was killed.

Nanzhao King led Li Hao forward slowly, Li Hao looked around vigilantly, walked for a long time, a Nanzhao guard who followed behind Li Hao quietly took out a small pot, and poured some powder into his hand The things were sprinkled on Li Hao's back. It stands to reason that ordinary people would not be able to feel the powder sprinkled on a person's back.

But Li Hao is now a master of martial arts. He seemed to sense a change behind him, and immediately turned his head. At this moment, the soldier had finished sprinkling the powder and was still holding the pot in his hand. Seeing Li Hao turn his head to look at him, he froze in fright. , his face was full of horror.

Although Li Hao felt the strange movement, he didn't have eyes behind his back, so he didn't know that his body had been tampered with. He frowned and looked at the guard. When he saw the pot in his hand, he asked, "What do you have in your hand?" of what?"

The guard's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and he stammered: "No...it's nothing..."

Everyone stopped because of this, and Xi Nuluo hurried over, looked at the pot in the guard's hand, and quickly explained: "This thing is a herbal powder for driving away snakes and insects. There are snakes and insects in this garden from time to time. The safety of the king and the angels, they must find a way to drive away the snakes and insects, just in case."

"Really." Li Hao's eyes flashed a coldness, and he suddenly remembered something. In the animal garden of King Wu Li Ke, Li Ke once planned to use a tiger to kill him. Is it possible that Xi Nuluo also used this trick? Woolen cloth?Just replace the tiger with a viper.

If Xi Nuluo knew what Li Hao was thinking at this moment, his eyes would definitely drop out of shock. Why, because Li Hao had completely guessed his plan, the guards poured a variety of herbs on Li Hao's body after they were dried and ground. Agrimony, also known as Agrimony, is quite famous in the future world, because Agrimony is known as one of the best anti-cancer drugs in the world, but this grass is most likely to attract snakes , the guard sprinkled some Agrimony on Li Hao, in order to attract the poisonous snakes in the garden. Of course, this was arranged by Xi Nuluo. Xi Nuluo planned to bite Li Hao with a poisonous snake, and then help him treat it himself. , During the treatment, give Li Hao a sweat medicine or something to make him unconscious, and he can easily transfer the map of mountains, rivers and society in the Zen staff.

Thinking of Xi Nuluo's sinister intentions, Li Hao immediately frowned and said: "King Nanzhao, this forest makes me feel very uncomfortable, I'd better go out."

Xi Nuluo was taken aback when he heard the words, and cried out in his heart: "How can this be done, once he goes out, my plan will come to naught."

He immediately began to roll his eyes wildly, and began to think about how to answer. At this moment, there was a rustling sound in the surrounding grass, and Xi Nuluo suddenly became ecstatic, and suddenly raised his hand and shouted: "Don't move! Don't allow anything!" move!"

Everyone didn't dare to move at once, the guards held their weapons on guard and looked around nervously, while the officials were so frightened that they crawled into the crowd, they recognized that it was the sound of snakes swimming, and it wasn't just one or two snakes. There are hundreds or thousands of snakes. Although Nanzhao people are used to seeing poisonous snakes, many people are also good at catching poisonous snakes, and some are good at raising snakes, but now there are not a few snakes, but hundreds, or even thousands of snakes. Tiao, although this garden does not have a name, they all know that this is the garden where Xi Nuluo raises poisonous snakes. As long as they catch poisonous snakes, they will all be thrown into this garden, so they call this garden the snake garden.

At this moment, not only on the grass, but also on the trees, there are many snakes entwining the branches and coming this way. The sound made by hundreds of thousands of snakes swimming together makes everyone shudder. Li Hao already felt His scalp is numb. He is most afraid of snakes, and he is even more afraid of poisonous snakes. Although he has had close contact with snakes during the Five Poisons Sect, his fear of snakes has diminished, but it has only diminished. Are these Nanzhao ministers afraid now?

Hearing the sounds around him, Li Hao felt that he couldn't stay here any longer, as if he was waiting to die, so he pushed away the people behind and ran back.

Li Hao's brute force is so powerful that a group of Nanzhao guards and ministers were pushed up and down by him, and it was a large area. Li Hao directly stepped on everyone's body, causing everyone to scream in pain, and the scene was chaotic. Unbearable.

Because it was in the palace, the Nanzhao king did not have many accompanying guards, only more than 30, and there were not many ministers, only a few dozen, and all the people added together were only more than fifty people. It was a big deal, Li Hao pushed down more than a dozen people at once, rushed out of the team, and ran back. However, after running less than ten steps, he saw a group of poisonous snakes looking at him with their heads raised. Many snakes drilled out one after another, and surrounded him.

(End of this chapter)