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Chapter 685 Chapter 703: Borrowing alcohol to make trouble
"Fuck! It's over! Why didn't I expect him to do this trick again!" Li Hao looked at the poisonous snakes around him and screamed in horror.

At this time, Xi Nuluo reminded loudly: "Angels don't move around, the more you move, the more snakes will attack you!"

Li Hao secretly cursed Xi Nuluo in his heart, it was obviously his fault, and he pretended to be a good person, disgusting.

Li Hao really miscalculated this time. He really couldn't figure it out. The Five Poison Sect can drive away poisonous snakes.

The group of snakes surrounded Li Hao and kept approaching Li Hao. Li Hao didn't dare to move rashly, and began to think in his heart: "How about... I will run directly to Xi Nuluo and use him as a shield to see how he can deal with these snakes. ..."

Seeing that those snakes were less than a foot away from him, so many snake heads were raised up, it was really scary, suddenly, these snakes all stopped, no longer approaching, and the heads of the raised snakes also lowered one after another. Walk around the circle.

Li Hao was dumbfounded for a while, and Xi Nuluo and the officials were also a little dumbfounded.

"What's going on?" Li Hao asked in surprise, he really didn't understand why these snakes stopped suddenly.

Those snakes swam around Li Hao, and then began to turn their heads away one after another. The number of snakes was rapidly decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye. Secretly startled: "Did he drink realgar wine before coming to the palace? These snakes seem to be afraid of him, no, some poisonous snakes here are not afraid of ordinary realgar."

The number of venomous snakes was decreasing rapidly, and finally they were completely scattered, and none of them could be seen. Everyone was dumbfounded, including Li Hao himself.

Xi Nuluo was so angry that he clenched his fists tightly and made a rattling sound, but then slowly let go. Although his snake garden plan failed, it didn't matter. Maybe there is only one plan prepared. There are also many knight-errants who have visited the post house. Who knows if what Li Hao brought is an empty Zen staff, and it is also possible that the map of mountains and rivers is in the post house.

After being stunned for a long time, everyone in the audience finally came to their senses. The officials went up to congratulate Li Hao, saying that it was a good omen to not be attacked by a poisonous snake.

Li Hao sneered, auspicious ass, almost scared to death.

After the surprise attack by the snakes just now, Li Hao naturally refused to stay here any longer, so he took the lead to run outside. Xi Nuluo had no choice but to lead everyone out of the snake garden with him.

After wandering around for a while, it was almost noon, and the banquet was ready, the King of Nanzhao invited Li Hao to the Qianwang Hall for a banquet, accompanied by all the officials.

Although Nanzhao’s cooking techniques are poor, there are many rare ingredients, such as deer antler, bear’s paw, and elephant trunk. When Li Hao saw these rare ingredients, he wanted to eat them all, but when he tasted them, he was extremely disappointed. His evaluation has only one sentence: it is not something ordinary people can do to cook such good ingredients so unpalatable.

During the banquet, Xi Nuluo suddenly asked Li Hao for advice on poetry. Although Xi Nuluo lived in Nanzhao, he loved Tang poetry very much. Strictly speaking, it was poetry, because Li Hao brought the style of Ci with In the Tang Dynasty, it was very popular among literati and scholars. Now poetry and Ci are very popular in the Tang Dynasty, very popular.

When it comes to the poems of the Tang Dynasty, it is natural to mention Li Hao. Li Hao wrote hundreds of poems in ten days, and occasionally had excellent works. Now Li Hao’s poems add up to nearly two hundred, and each capital is a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation. Literati and poets call him "Poetry Maniac". After all, this is the emperor's personal seal, what other name can be better than this.

Xi Nuluo kept praising Li Hao's literary talent and expressing his admiration. How should he express it specifically? There is only a toast. I pour myself, but I have to obey.

Xi Nuluo wants to compete with Li Hao, Li Hao can't lose, you toast, right? It's okay, I have the magic of shaking wine, shake half of a glass of wine first, and the remaining half of the wine will leak out from the corner of the mouth , Feed the clothes, come down like this, drink only a quarter of a glass of wine, come on, continue to toast!

Li Hao's almost shameless drinking skills refreshed Xinuluo's three views, but he dared not speak out. Seeing that he was about to drink too much, Li Hao was still as if nothing had happened, so Xinuluo winked at several ministers, Those few were his confidant ministers. After receiving Xinuluo's eyes, two ministers immediately came forward to express their admiration to Li Hao. They no longer used wine glasses to toast, but used horns. These horns are not ordinary. The horns are rhinoceros horns, they are so big, at least one horn is worth a catty and a half of wine. Li Hao gasped when he saw these horns.

After receiving the horn from the first minister, the two of them touched the horn and spilled two taels of wine. Li Hao cupped his fists again and shouted, "Cheers!" Two or three taels, no way, only five taels were shaken, it seems that the horns are not suitable for shaking wine.

When Li Hao said cheers, the minister's face turned green. Li Hao actually said cheers for a catty of wine. Can he drink it all in one go?He was dumbfounded.

Li Hao had already grabbed the horn and poured it into his mouth. This time, he only opened his mouth slightly, and then the wine in the horn splashed towards his face with a splash, and Xi Nuluo and the officials were stunned. What is drinking or washing your face?
Li Hao only drank a tael of wine that weighed more than a catty per ox horn, and spilled five liang of it. The rest was poured all over his face. He even shouted shamelessly and proudly: "Good wine! Great!"

It is estimated that Cheng Yaojin would cover his face in shame when he saw this scene, oh my god, you are so shameless, the officials of Nanzhao look at me, I look at you, I don’t know what to say, there is one The minister actually asked in a low voice: "Do people in Tang Dynasty drink like this?"

"Maybe..." Someone actually answered him.

Li Hao was slippery when drinking, but the person toasting the toast didn't have the guts. He drank the wine without spilling a single drop. Come up and help him back to his seat.

There were two ministers who offered a toast with ox horns. Seeing his companion being helped back, he wanted to retreat, but now he was stuck, so he could only bite the bullet and toast. Li Hao washed his face with wine again, and this minister It was also a horn of wine and he drank all the wine, and then he was helped to his seat.

After the second ox horn wine, Li Hao drank less than nine taels of wine. The alcohol content of these wines is not high. With Li Hao's drinking capacity, there is no problem at all. Li Hao felt that his drinking capacity has increased, which may be related to The improvement of his own internal strength has something to do with it, so he decided to try his drinking capacity. He scooped up the horns and went out to drink with the ministers. Li Hao is an angel. He toasted. They all use wine to wash their faces, but they can only drink honestly. Li Hao drinks one or two, and they drink more than one catty. The difference is more than ten times, which is too much.

After Li Hao looked around, all the ministers were stumbling around, but Li Hao was still very sober. It seems that his drinking capacity has really increased a lot. Even though he was sneaky and slippery while drinking, he still has more than a catty after drinking. Converted into the weight unit of the future world, it would be two catties.

Li Hao felt that he was almost done, so he also began to pretend to be drunk. When he walked back to his seat, he swayed like a Yangko dancer. Xi Nuluo was overjoyed when he saw this, and walked to Li Hao's seat with the horns, saying: "Come on, Angel, I respect you again! Please drink up!"

Li Hao raised his eyebrows, knowing that he wanted to get himself completely drunk, but he was worried that he would not have a chance to pretend to be drunk, so he lifted the wine jar and filled it with horns, and then performed the magical skill of shaking wine, successfully shaking out four taels of wine, probably There was still a catty left in the horn, this time, instead of washing his face, he drank all the wine in the horn.

Drinking a catty of wine in one breath is really choking. No wonder those ministers looked dead after drinking a horn. It turned out to be really uncomfortable. After drinking a horn of wine, Xi Nuluo also had a look of pain on his face.

"King Nanzhao...a good drinker..." Li Hao praised with a dull expression, then suddenly rolled his eyes and collapsed on the ground, his right hand still tightly holding the Zen staff.

"Poured! Finally drank him down!" Xinuluo shouted excitedly in his heart, but just to be on the safe side, he decided to test it out and called out, "Angel...angel!"

Li Hao hummed in a daze, it seemed like that.

Xi Nuluo was still a little worried, so he came outside the hall and called a group of guards to come in, asking, "Which of you has the smelliest feet?"

When Li Hao heard this, he felt bad, and cried out in his heart: "What does this old guy want?"

A tall guard replied: "Your Majesty, the villain's feet are very smelly!"

Xi Nuluo said, "Okay, take off your shoes."

"Your Majesty! This..." The warrior was a little hesitant when he heard the words, this is the palace of the emperor, let him take off his shoes, his feet are so smelly, will Xinuluo chop off his head at that time.

"Take it off if you tell me!" Xi Nuluo scolded with staring eyes.

The samurai didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and hurriedly took off his shoes. As soon as he took off his shoes, all the samurai around him immediately covered their noses. It seemed that these people knew his stinky feet very well.

Xi Nuluo couldn't catch it, and immediately felt a stench rushing towards his face, like the smell of a corpse that had rotted for a long time. He just drank too much wine and his stomach felt uncomfortable. He couldn't hold back the wine he just drank Spit it all out.

Seeing this, the samurai quickly fell to his knees in fright, trembling all over, and said, "Your Majesty, forgive me, the villain deserves to die, the villain should not offend..."

After Xi Nuluo vomited, he didn't say much, grabbed the shoe in his hand, came to Li Hao, and then put the shoe in front of Li Hao's nose, Li Hao suddenly felt dizzy, and a sentence came out of his mind: "wrnmmgp!" Then he opened his mouth and vomited wildly, spit out all the wine he had just drank, and sprayed it on Xinuluo, spraying it all over his face.

In order to continue pretending to be drunk, Li Hao didn't open his eyes when he vomited, and closed his eyes after he vomited, and smacked his lips in a daze, mumbling in his mouth: "It's comfortable, it's comfortable..."

(End of this chapter)