Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 686 704: Pretend to be drunk warning
Li Hao shouted that he was comfortable, but actually felt like vomiting. He dared to swear that he had never smelled such a smell in his life, and his poop was not so smelly. The suffocating operation, he has already greeted the [-] generations of women of the ancestors of Xi Nuluo in his heart, to be honest, he really wants to jump up and snatch the stinky shoes from Xi Nuluo's hand, and then put them in his mouth Sai, the frontier also asked: "Why are you so skinny, why are you so skinny..."

However, for the sake of the overall situation, Li Hao forcibly held back. Although he was almost suffocated by Xun, Xinuluo was also having a hard time. Li Hao vomited all over his face and body. The sour taste made Xinuluo vomit again .

Xi Nuluo vomited for a long time, feeling that her stomach was about to be vomited out, her stomach was empty, there was nothing to vomit, and her saliva hung more than a foot long, she looked really embarrassed.

After a while, Xinuluo finally regained his strength, raised his sleeves to wipe off the filth on his face, threw the stinky shoes back to the warrior, and said loudly: "You go outside first!" Pi Dian ran outside.

Xi Nuluo turned her head to look at Li Hao, gnashing her teeth with hatred. Looking at Li Hao's appearance, she seemed to be really drunk, but Li Hao vomited all over his face. He felt that this was intentional. For a while, Xi Nuluo stood still. There, the eyeballs rolled straight, hesitating.

When he was in a dilemma, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Li Hao's Zen staff, immediately dispelled his worries, waved to the two warriors, and said, "You two... come here!"

The two warriors walked up to Xi Nuluo respectfully, and Xi Nuluo leaned into their ears and whispered: "The Zen stick in Tang Envoy's hand is very exquisite, you go and get it, and let me have a look."

"Yes!" Two warriors strode forward, squatting down beside Li Hao, one on the left and one on the right, trying to take away Li Hao's Zen staff.

How could Li Hao let them do what they wished? He firmly grasped the Zen stick with both hands and did not move at all. How could Li Hao's strength be compared with these two people? Taking it out of the hand, the scene was once very embarrassing.

Xi Nuluo who was standing by the side frowned immediately when he saw this, how could a person who fell asleep drunk have such great strength, he suspected again that Li Hao was pretending to be drunk, he suddenly had an idea, walked up to a warrior, and whispered in his ear Said: "Try scratching his armpit."

The warrior was stunned for a moment, then nodded immediately to accept the order, and stretched out his hand to scratch Li Hao's armpit. Li Hao was still quite ticklish, and was almost defeated by the scratching. Fortunately, he forcibly held back, but if he continued to scratch Going down, he estimated that he would be exposed sooner or later, so he reached out and grabbed the warrior's wrist.

The warrior suddenly screamed, and Xinuluo was taken aback when he saw this, and hurried forward to cover his mouth, and stared at him vigorously, the warrior shut his mouth in fright, but the expression on his face was very painful, and he stretched out his hand to wrench him. Li Hao's hand, Li Hao's hand was like an iron hoop that strangled his wrist, no matter how hard he pulled it, it was useless. The severe pain had already made him unable to stand still, and he fell to his knees on the ground.

Seeing this, Xi Nuluo was in a hurry, and hurriedly waved to the other group of warriors. A dozen warriors from behind hurried forward to help.

More than a dozen people fought together, but they couldn't grab the Zen stick at all. Li Hao only held the Zen stick with one hand, and four or five of them couldn't pull it away. As for the warrior whose wrist was grabbed by Li Hao, a group of people helped him. It's useless, Li Hao's hand is like a crab's pincers, once caught, several people can't pull it apart.

Seeing that the warriors could not do anything to Li Hao, Xi Nuluo was startled. Suddenly, there was a sound of exclamation, Li Hao let go, and the four warriors grabbed the warrior whose wrist was clamped, and they all fell to the ground. Just like in a tug-of-war, if one party suddenly lets go, the other party will naturally fall back.

Because they pulled too hard, they all fell hard. The person who was crushed at the bottom had his leg broken and was screaming. As for the samurai whose wrist was held, he was the least injured. Yes, after all, it is on the top, but his whole hand is numb now, and the wrist is deeply sunken, leaving a blood-red mark. It is really like being strangled by an iron hoop. It can be seen that Li Hao's hand is strong. How big it is.

The exclamation of everyone when they fell and the scream of the warrior with the broken leg were loud. Li Hao felt that it would be too fake if he didn't give any response, so he mumbled in a daze, "It's so noisy." Turn over and continue to sleep.

When he turned over, he slammed all the people who were pulling the Zen sticks to the ground. After turning over, the Zen sticks naturally had to change positions, and the top of the Zen sticks hit the feet of the two fallen warriors heavily. There was only a crackling sound, as if the bones were broken, and the two warriors also screamed in pain.

The scream was so close at hand, and it was so loud, Li Hao could only stand up staggeringly, with drooping eyelids, in a drunken state, and straightened his tongue and said: "Who is... making noise, disturbing this king... to sleep! "

Li Hao's acting skills are too good, and he pretends too much. Although Xi Nuluo seriously suspects that Li Hao is pretending to be drunk, but looking at him like this, he thinks he is really drunk.

"Where are you... demons!" Li Hao suddenly raised his Zen stick, pointed at the crowd, and asked with his tongue, "You are dressed in brightly colored clothes...how decent are you!"

Xi Nuluo hurriedly put on a smiling face and said, "Angel, this king is the king of Nanzhao."

"What the hell?" Li Hao raised his eyebrows, as if he was trying to think about something, and after a while, he suddenly said, "Oh—this king remembered!"

Xi Nuluo continued to accompany her smiling face, and said, "Angel, have you finally remembered?"

"Yeah!" Li Hao said with his tongue straight, "I was ordered by my emperor to come here to appease Nanzhao and canonize Nanzhao King Xi Nuluo. Are you that...Xinuluo?"

His words were frivolous and arrogant, very rude. Under normal circumstances, Xi Nuluo would definitely be angry when he heard this, but now that Li Hao is drunk, who wants to care about a drunk person, not to mention Li Hao's identity Not ordinary, Xi Nuluo frowned, and could only say with a dry smile: "Yes, this king is Xi Nuluo."

"Oh, it's fine if it's you." Li Hao took a wobbly step and almost fell, but how could he fall, he was just pretending.

After Li Hao took a step, he hugged the Zen staff with both hands, and said slowly: "Xinuluo, you have to be careful, your majesty can canonize you, or abolish you, you must be careful..."

This sentence is extremely rude. Even if Nanzhao is a small country that looks up to the Great Tang, it is too disrespectful to say so in front of others. Xi Nuluo's two eyebrows are about to stand up , Half of the ministers present were in a state of half-drunk and half-awake. After hearing this sentence, they were also in a daze for a while, looking at Li Hao and Xi Nuluo, feeling as if something was going to happen.

Xi Nuluo clenched her fists tightly, squinted her eyes, gritted her teeth and said in a deep voice, "What does the angel mean...?"

"What do you mean? Hehe..." Li Hao seemed to be so sleepy that he almost closed his eyes, and said leisurely, "Xinuluo, this king sees that it is not easy for you to get to this point in Nanzhao, and your daughter is also with this king. A little kindness, this king kindly reminds you, in fact... this king has the emperor's secret decree, do you know the secret decree, it is the kind of decree that is not to be publicized, hehe..." He did not pretend to stutter, but he spoke very slowly .

Xi Nuluo was startled when he heard the words, and hurriedly asked: "The emperor still has a secret decree? What secret decree is it?"

Li Hao swayed back and forth, grinning silly and said, "This secret decree is from the emperor's mouth, and the emperor asked me to investigate you."

Xi Nuluo was shocked when he heard the words, Li Shimin wanted to check him, what to check him, he knew what to check without even thinking about it, whether he was loyal or not, he didn't doubt the truth of Li Hao's words, because he knew, No one dared to falsely transmit the imperial decree, and the secret decree is also one of the imperial decrees, but he really thought wrong this time. Li Hao really passed on the false imperial decree. Li Shimin never gave him any secret decree, and it was all fabricated by him. Datang is so far away, does Xi Nuluo still dare to send someone to ask Li Shimin why he is investigating him? Li Shimin knew it, and with his favor, Li Shimin probably wouldn't punish him. If the officials found out and took the opportunity to impeach him, Li Hao could completely shirk his responsibility, saying that he was talking nonsense after being drunk, and Li Shimin punished him casually. Just one click.

But Xi Nuluo still pretended to be confused, and asked: "I don't know why the emperor asked the angel to check the king?"

"What else can you check? It depends on whether you are loyal or not." Li Hao raised his eyebrows. Although he was raising his eyebrows, his eyelids were still drooping, and said, "The emperor said that if Nanzhao is loyal to the Tang Dynasty, he will increase the number of people in Nanzhao. If Nanzhao harbors evil intentions and speaks honey, he will send [-] cavalry to flatten Cangshan Mountain and Erhai Lake—” At the end, he dragged out a long ending.

Although Xi Nuluo had guessed it long ago, when he heard Li Hao say it with his own ears, his face was still bloodless with fright. Any small country is extremely afraid of Datang. For them, the iron cavalry of Datang It is tantamount to the heavenly soldiers and generals, and it is not something they can resist.

Xi Nuluo hurriedly bowed to Li Hao, and said loudly: "Xinuluo is loyal to the Tang Dynasty and never dares to be rebellious. Please let the angel see clearly!"

"Well, Mingcha, Mingcha, Loyalty, Loyalty..." Li Hao nodded in a daze, and at the same time staggered towards the outside leaning on his Zen stick, saying as he walked, "It's...too noisy here, my lord...go back sleep……"

Seeing this, Xi Nuluo hurriedly said: "Come here, send the angel back to the post."

"Yes!" Hearing this, several warriors hurriedly chased after him. Two of them supported Li Hao, and the others guarded him, and sent Li Hao out of the hall.

When Li Hao came out of Qianwang Palace, Xi Nuluo's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and he felt like he had brushed shoulders with death. If he stole Li Hao's map of mountains, rivers and communities, even if there is no evidence to prove that he took it, Tang Huang would take the opportunity to make trouble. At that time, Nanzhao would be in danger.

　Sorry, because I have to change jobs, I spent most of the day in the company yesterday, looking for various leaders to sign the resignation application form. I missed two chapters for everyone, and these two chapters will be added in the last few days, sorry and sorry.

　　
　
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