Happy Life in Siheyuan
Chapter 152 If you don't eat, then pull it!
Chapter 152 If you don't eat, then pull it!
"Grandma, it's all your fault. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have taken it out!"
Stick stem said with a look of displeasure.
"Then I didn't think of it either!"
Jia Zhang said somewhat resentfully.
"Hmph! It's boring!"
Stick stem snorted coldly, turned his head and walked out.
Mrs. Jia Zhang secretly thought it was a pity, and couldn't help but twitched her mouth, savoring the deliciousness of peanuts.
At this time, Lin Tieniu didn't know that his special peanuts were stolen by the stick so quickly.
He walked on the street with Xiaobai in his arms, just like teaching a child, constantly popularizing some common sense in life for Xiaobai.
In this way, on the one hand, it can enhance Xiaobai's intelligence, and on the other hand, it can also improve Xiaobai's communication ability.
Xiaobai also seemed very excited along the way, since it was adopted by Lin Tieniu, it has not been out for a while.
In fact, Lin Tieniu didn't mean to keep it in the house on purpose, he was worried that if Xiaobai ran around, someone would catch him and treat him as a meal.
After all, in this day and age, everyone is very short of oil and water, and cat meat is also meat. If Xiaobai is eaten by others, wouldn't he be at a big loss.
Pedestrians on the road were not surprised when they saw this pair of them. Although people in Sijiu City were famous for walking birds, it was okay for someone to walk a cat once in a while.
Soon, Lin Tieniu took Xiaobai to You Guangyi's home.
At this time, You Guangyi had just returned not long ago. After hearing Lin Tieniu's self-report, and seeing Lin Tieniu taking out the house deed and title deed of the yard, he had no doubts about Lin Tieniu's identity.
After all, last night, Lin Tieniu had already told You Guangyi in advance that he would ask a "friend" to come over to pick up the formalities documents in consideration of the time interval of the disguise technique.
You Guangyi readily gave Lin Tieniu all the formalities and the remaining money.
In addition to the real estate registration certificate issued by the street office and the housing management bureau, there is also an identity certificate called Shishi.
According to You Guangyi, this man named Shitou is an idiot and has no relatives in Shijiafen. Since he disappeared two years ago, he has not returned to the village, and the village has not canceled his household registration.
After You Guangyi learned of this situation, he directly entrusted someone to the police station above Shijiafen to obtain a household registration certificate, and then entrusted another person to go to the Dongzhimen Street Office and the DC District Housing Management Bureau to complete the registration procedures for real estate changes, and finally succeeded. That yard is registered under Shi Shi's name.
And all of this is obviously impossible to let the stone who knows no life or death know.
Moreover, as long as Lin Tieniu can bear his identity as a stone and find a formal job in the city, he can move his household registration out of Shitoufen Village.
At that time, the identity of this stone will completely become Lin Tieniu's second real identity.
For this, You Guangyi spent a total of more than 1000 two hundred yuan, which was more than the money spent on buying a yard.
After Lin Tieniu asked about the stone's appearance, characteristics and past experience, he collected all the formalities.
Then, he looked at the 73 yuan on the table, reached into his clothes, took another 27 yuan from the system warehouse, put it on the table, and pushed it in front of You Guangyi.
"Third Master, I'm sorry for your troubles. A little thought is not enough to show respect."
"It's easy to say, easy to say! Please take care of Mr. Ma in the future."
You Guangyi looked at the 100 yuan in front of him, and a bright smile appeared on his face.
According to the rule of three breaking two, he spent a total of nearly 500 yuan on doing things for Lin Tieniu, and he should have received a commission of 75 yuan. The 100 yuan was obviously too much.
Coupled with the oil and water he secretly scraped during the work, it was worth half a year's wages for other ordinary workers.
After the matter was settled, Lin Tieniu rejected You Guangyi's invitation to treat him to dinner, and soon returned to the courtyard with Xiaobai in his arms.
As soon as he entered the room, he found traces that the cabinet had been turned over.
"Meow~meow~"
Xiaobai jumped out of his arms suddenly, rushed to the cabinet and smelled it, and then called out a little hastily.
The corners of Lin Tieniu's mouth raised slightly, he nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, I know it was the stick who stole it, well done! Now we just wait and watch the show."
"Meow~"
After hearing this, Xiaobai still yelled angrily, then stretched out his paws and scratched the ground hard a few times, as if to vent his displeasure.
As the saying goes, a greedy cat has a sharp nose.
A cat’s sense of smell is hundreds of thousands of times that of a human’s, even much more sensitive than a dog’s sense of smell. It can distinguish most of the smells in the world. It can be said that cats can do what police dogs can do, but cats are hardly like dogs. So loyal and obedient to people.
So Xiaobai could easily smell the smell of sticks left in front of the cabinet.
Lin Tieniu didn't choose to call the police before because Xiaobai said that the smell of bacon had disappeared, which meant it had been eaten.
Otherwise, according to his personality, he would definitely call the police directly to arrest people and seize stolen goods.
Lin Tieniu saw that Xiaobai was so upset, so he had to buy 0.13 dried small fish from the system store for 10 happy coins to comfort him.
Seeing Xiaoyugan, Xiaobai instantly showed a look of success.
Lin Tieniu thought it was funny, but on the surface he pretended not to know. After all, in the early hours of this morning, Xiaobai earned him another 734 happy coins.
Just when he was thinking about what to eat for lunch today.
In the west wing of the central courtyard, Qin Huairu's family also sat around the dining table and prepared to eat.
BangGong looked at the steamed buns, boiled Chinese cabbage, stewed potatoes, and pickles on the dining table with a disgusted expression, not intending to move his chopsticks at all.
But Qin Jingru didn't dislike it very much, instead, he ate it happily.
Seeing that everyone else was eating, she didn't eat the stick, and couldn't help asking: "Bang, why don't you eat it?"
"No meat, how do you want me to eat?"
Stick stem said with a look of displeasure.
Qin Jingru instantly looked at Qin Huairu in surprise.
Could it be that Qin Huairu's life is already so good?Children will not eat without meat!
Qin Huairu explained with some embarrassment: "Isn't this He Yuzhu working as a cook in our steel rolling mill? He likes sticks better, and he would bring some leftovers back for sticks to eat from time to time, and in the end he spoiled the mouth of sticks."
"So! If you can marry He Yuzhu, you won't have to worry about having nothing to eat in the future."
Qin Jingru's eyes lit up, and a somewhat expectant smile appeared on his face.
"That's right! If you get married with Sha Zhu, don't forget to help our family more in the future."
Mrs. Jia Zhang hastily exhorted beside him.
Qin Jingru looked at Jia Zhang with some doubts, not understanding why this He Yuzhu was called Shazhu again.
The Jiazhang family is old and sophisticated, and immediately explained with a smile: "This idiot is He Yuzhu. Don't think that everyone in this courtyard calls him a idiot. In fact, he is not stupid. You have to ask him how he got his name." , then this is a long story!"
Then, she told the story of Shazhu selling buns, being chased by wounded soldiers for half of the city, and finally receiving fake money, but was named Shazhu by He Daqing.
Qin Jingru immediately said with some disgust after hearing this: "This is stupid enough!"
After hearing this, Qin Huairu immediately said: "How can he be stupid! You should know that the buns he sells are enough to feed the whole family for a month."
"Also, his monthly salary is 35.5, and he spends it alone."
"So many!"
Qin Jingru said with wide-eyed eyes, and a look of excitement appeared on his face.
"That's not right! That's enough, you can eat quickly! When Sha Zhu comes back from get off work in the evening, you will find out after meeting him yourself."
Qin Huairu said angrily, originally all of this belonged to her.
"hey-hey!"
Qin Jingru smirked a few times, lowered her head and gnawed the cornbread in anticipation.
"Ah! It hurts!"
Suddenly, the stick covered his stomach and yelled.
Before Qin Huairu could react.
There was a continuous sound of "puff puff", and at the same time, a foul smell spread rapidly in the room.
Qin Jingru smelled the strong smell, couldn't help but let out a "squeak", bent down and vomited it out.
Under the chain reaction, Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang also opened their mouths and vomited continuously.
Soon, the stick was collapsed on the ground amidst waves of surging impact.
(End of this chapter)
"Grandma, it's all your fault. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have taken it out!"
Stick stem said with a look of displeasure.
"Then I didn't think of it either!"
Jia Zhang said somewhat resentfully.
"Hmph! It's boring!"
Stick stem snorted coldly, turned his head and walked out.
Mrs. Jia Zhang secretly thought it was a pity, and couldn't help but twitched her mouth, savoring the deliciousness of peanuts.
At this time, Lin Tieniu didn't know that his special peanuts were stolen by the stick so quickly.
He walked on the street with Xiaobai in his arms, just like teaching a child, constantly popularizing some common sense in life for Xiaobai.
In this way, on the one hand, it can enhance Xiaobai's intelligence, and on the other hand, it can also improve Xiaobai's communication ability.
Xiaobai also seemed very excited along the way, since it was adopted by Lin Tieniu, it has not been out for a while.
In fact, Lin Tieniu didn't mean to keep it in the house on purpose, he was worried that if Xiaobai ran around, someone would catch him and treat him as a meal.
After all, in this day and age, everyone is very short of oil and water, and cat meat is also meat. If Xiaobai is eaten by others, wouldn't he be at a big loss.
Pedestrians on the road were not surprised when they saw this pair of them. Although people in Sijiu City were famous for walking birds, it was okay for someone to walk a cat once in a while.
Soon, Lin Tieniu took Xiaobai to You Guangyi's home.
At this time, You Guangyi had just returned not long ago. After hearing Lin Tieniu's self-report, and seeing Lin Tieniu taking out the house deed and title deed of the yard, he had no doubts about Lin Tieniu's identity.
After all, last night, Lin Tieniu had already told You Guangyi in advance that he would ask a "friend" to come over to pick up the formalities documents in consideration of the time interval of the disguise technique.
You Guangyi readily gave Lin Tieniu all the formalities and the remaining money.
In addition to the real estate registration certificate issued by the street office and the housing management bureau, there is also an identity certificate called Shishi.
According to You Guangyi, this man named Shitou is an idiot and has no relatives in Shijiafen. Since he disappeared two years ago, he has not returned to the village, and the village has not canceled his household registration.
After You Guangyi learned of this situation, he directly entrusted someone to the police station above Shijiafen to obtain a household registration certificate, and then entrusted another person to go to the Dongzhimen Street Office and the DC District Housing Management Bureau to complete the registration procedures for real estate changes, and finally succeeded. That yard is registered under Shi Shi's name.
And all of this is obviously impossible to let the stone who knows no life or death know.
Moreover, as long as Lin Tieniu can bear his identity as a stone and find a formal job in the city, he can move his household registration out of Shitoufen Village.
At that time, the identity of this stone will completely become Lin Tieniu's second real identity.
For this, You Guangyi spent a total of more than 1000 two hundred yuan, which was more than the money spent on buying a yard.
After Lin Tieniu asked about the stone's appearance, characteristics and past experience, he collected all the formalities.
Then, he looked at the 73 yuan on the table, reached into his clothes, took another 27 yuan from the system warehouse, put it on the table, and pushed it in front of You Guangyi.
"Third Master, I'm sorry for your troubles. A little thought is not enough to show respect."
"It's easy to say, easy to say! Please take care of Mr. Ma in the future."
You Guangyi looked at the 100 yuan in front of him, and a bright smile appeared on his face.
According to the rule of three breaking two, he spent a total of nearly 500 yuan on doing things for Lin Tieniu, and he should have received a commission of 75 yuan. The 100 yuan was obviously too much.
Coupled with the oil and water he secretly scraped during the work, it was worth half a year's wages for other ordinary workers.
After the matter was settled, Lin Tieniu rejected You Guangyi's invitation to treat him to dinner, and soon returned to the courtyard with Xiaobai in his arms.
As soon as he entered the room, he found traces that the cabinet had been turned over.
"Meow~meow~"
Xiaobai jumped out of his arms suddenly, rushed to the cabinet and smelled it, and then called out a little hastily.
The corners of Lin Tieniu's mouth raised slightly, he nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, I know it was the stick who stole it, well done! Now we just wait and watch the show."
"Meow~"
After hearing this, Xiaobai still yelled angrily, then stretched out his paws and scratched the ground hard a few times, as if to vent his displeasure.
As the saying goes, a greedy cat has a sharp nose.
A cat’s sense of smell is hundreds of thousands of times that of a human’s, even much more sensitive than a dog’s sense of smell. It can distinguish most of the smells in the world. It can be said that cats can do what police dogs can do, but cats are hardly like dogs. So loyal and obedient to people.
So Xiaobai could easily smell the smell of sticks left in front of the cabinet.
Lin Tieniu didn't choose to call the police before because Xiaobai said that the smell of bacon had disappeared, which meant it had been eaten.
Otherwise, according to his personality, he would definitely call the police directly to arrest people and seize stolen goods.
Lin Tieniu saw that Xiaobai was so upset, so he had to buy 0.13 dried small fish from the system store for 10 happy coins to comfort him.
Seeing Xiaoyugan, Xiaobai instantly showed a look of success.
Lin Tieniu thought it was funny, but on the surface he pretended not to know. After all, in the early hours of this morning, Xiaobai earned him another 734 happy coins.
Just when he was thinking about what to eat for lunch today.
In the west wing of the central courtyard, Qin Huairu's family also sat around the dining table and prepared to eat.
BangGong looked at the steamed buns, boiled Chinese cabbage, stewed potatoes, and pickles on the dining table with a disgusted expression, not intending to move his chopsticks at all.
But Qin Jingru didn't dislike it very much, instead, he ate it happily.
Seeing that everyone else was eating, she didn't eat the stick, and couldn't help asking: "Bang, why don't you eat it?"
"No meat, how do you want me to eat?"
Stick stem said with a look of displeasure.
Qin Jingru instantly looked at Qin Huairu in surprise.
Could it be that Qin Huairu's life is already so good?Children will not eat without meat!
Qin Huairu explained with some embarrassment: "Isn't this He Yuzhu working as a cook in our steel rolling mill? He likes sticks better, and he would bring some leftovers back for sticks to eat from time to time, and in the end he spoiled the mouth of sticks."
"So! If you can marry He Yuzhu, you won't have to worry about having nothing to eat in the future."
Qin Jingru's eyes lit up, and a somewhat expectant smile appeared on his face.
"That's right! If you get married with Sha Zhu, don't forget to help our family more in the future."
Mrs. Jia Zhang hastily exhorted beside him.
Qin Jingru looked at Jia Zhang with some doubts, not understanding why this He Yuzhu was called Shazhu again.
The Jiazhang family is old and sophisticated, and immediately explained with a smile: "This idiot is He Yuzhu. Don't think that everyone in this courtyard calls him a idiot. In fact, he is not stupid. You have to ask him how he got his name." , then this is a long story!"
Then, she told the story of Shazhu selling buns, being chased by wounded soldiers for half of the city, and finally receiving fake money, but was named Shazhu by He Daqing.
Qin Jingru immediately said with some disgust after hearing this: "This is stupid enough!"
After hearing this, Qin Huairu immediately said: "How can he be stupid! You should know that the buns he sells are enough to feed the whole family for a month."
"Also, his monthly salary is 35.5, and he spends it alone."
"So many!"
Qin Jingru said with wide-eyed eyes, and a look of excitement appeared on his face.
"That's not right! That's enough, you can eat quickly! When Sha Zhu comes back from get off work in the evening, you will find out after meeting him yourself."
Qin Huairu said angrily, originally all of this belonged to her.
"hey-hey!"
Qin Jingru smirked a few times, lowered her head and gnawed the cornbread in anticipation.
"Ah! It hurts!"
Suddenly, the stick covered his stomach and yelled.
Before Qin Huairu could react.
There was a continuous sound of "puff puff", and at the same time, a foul smell spread rapidly in the room.
Qin Jingru smelled the strong smell, couldn't help but let out a "squeak", bent down and vomited it out.
Under the chain reaction, Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang also opened their mouths and vomited continuously.
Soon, the stick was collapsed on the ground amidst waves of surging impact.
(End of this chapter)
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