Happy Life in Siheyuan
Chapter 153 A good show is coming
Chapter 153 A good show is coming
At this time, Lin Tieniu was planning to buy some stewed radish with beef offal from the system mall at home.
Suddenly, he heard a system prompt sound in his mind.
【Ding!The host helps the stick to experience the surging feeling, and the system rewards 1357 happy coins. 】
yo!Here comes the good show!
He quickly got up and walked to the window, looked towards the west wing through the glass, and at the same time let go of his ears to listen to the sound.
"Fantastic!"
"Bang, don't scare me, how are you doing?"
Qin Huairu vomited for a while, and quickly suppressed the feeling of wanting to continue vomiting, and quickly got up and went to pick up the stick.
"My dear grandson, what's the matter with you, dear grandson? Why do you suddenly have diarrhea?"
Jia Zhang also hurriedly got up and went over, looking nervously at the stick.
But Sticky didn't have the strength to answer their words at all, his stomach was like a motor installed, and it kept hitting his asshole.
At the same time, bursts of severe pain swept over him, making his face pale for a while, his whole body was trembling, dense cold sweat quickly seeped from his forehead, his face was tense, and his lips trembled and moaned in pain .
After all, Qin Jingru lived in the countryside...
Seeing that the stick was about to die, she immediately urged him in panic.
"Sister, hurry up and send the stick to the hospital!"
"Yes, hurry to the hospital! Huairu, you memorize the stick, we'll send him to the hospital quickly."
When Jia Zhang heard the words, she immediately came to her senses, and while urging, she reached out to help lift the stick up and let Qin Huairu carry it on her back.
Just when Qin Huairu was about to pick up the stick and walk out.
Jia Zhang's face suddenly changed, and he cried out in pain while clutching his stomach.
"Ah! No, I'm going to lie down in the hut!"
As she spoke, she opened the door with her legs crossed, and rushed out of the yard.
Maybe it's because she didn't eat much peanuts, maybe she has better endurance, so she didn't pull down her pants like a stick on the spot.
Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru looked at her back, a little confused by this sudden scene.
Is diarrhea also contagious?
Before they had time to think about it, they told Xiao Dang to stay at home and take care of Xiaohuaihua, and then hurried out with sticks on their backs to the nearest rolling mill infirmary.
Lin Tieniu felt a little surprised when he saw Qin Jingru's figure.
He didn't expect that Qin Huairu would let Qin Jingru come to this courtyard. Isn't Qin Huairu worried that the matter of Jia Zhang's family will be passed on to her natal family?
Afterwards, he took a closer look at Qin Jingru, and found that apart from her a bit rustic temperament, this girl's hardware is quite good in all aspects.
She really deserves to be a woman who can make Xu Damao think about her for the rest of her life, and she really can't do without some money.
He watched them walk out of the yard, pondered for a while, and suddenly thought of a good idea, then he immediately opened the door and walked towards the public toilet outside the yard.
Soon, while passing outside the public toilet, he quickly spent 1.78 happy coins from the system mall, bought ten water snakes and threw them over the women's toilet.
At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang was squatting in the women's toilet, and the sour and refreshing feeling made her feel a kind of perverted pleasure.
Just when she couldn't help being a little intoxicated, she suddenly heard a series of "click" sounds from behind, and felt a chill in her neck at the same time.
She froze for a moment, quickly stretched out her hand to grab the neck, and immediately grabbed a piece of cold and slippery thing.
Before she could react, the piece slipped out of her hand and slid into her crotch from the other side of the neck, leaving only a tail wagging mischievously outside.
"what!!!"
She looked down and yelled in horror for an instant, then sat down on her excrement and kicked her legs frantically.
Soon, she took off her pants, struggled to get up and ran outside.
Because it is the weekend, there are many people coming and going outside the public toilet at the moment.
Suddenly, they heard a scream from the public toilet, and they all stopped to look at the public toilet. After a while, they saw a dirty old woman with a naked buttocks running out of the public toilet with a face full of horror. .
Immediately, they were all stunned by this explosive scene.
Facing everyone's strange gazes, Jia Zhang couldn't help shivering, and slowly woke up from the panic.
At this time, a gust of cold wind just blew by, she trembled all over, hurriedly lowered her head to look down at her lower body, and then instantly felt a "buzz" sound in her mind, and then she rolled her eyes, and fell to the ground directly.
Hearing this "pop", it was like pressing the play button, and everyone became an uproar in an instant.
While scolding and condemning, some people secretly glanced at indescribable places.
Some people were more enthusiastic and hurried forward to check the situation.
Some people turned their heads away with red faces, embarrassed to look again.
A young man who just came out from the countryside to visit his relatives asked in surprise, "Brother, don't you city people don't need to wear pants to go to the toilet?"
The middle-aged man next to him was asked about it, his face turned black, and he didn't know how to explain it.
At the same time, Lin Tieniu stood not far away, listening to the system notification sound in his head, a bright smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
【Ding!The host helped Jia Zhang become a streaker expert, and the system rewarded 1868 happy coins. 】
Sure enough, it is faster to get money from doing things!
In such a short period of time, more than [-] happy coins have been obtained. Even if Xiaobai is asked to chase away mice, it will take three or four days to obtain so many rewards.
Originally, he didn't want to target the people in the courtyard anymore, but if someone wanted to die, there was nothing he could do.
When he was feeling a little emotional, Jia Zhang was also woken up by the constant pinching of those warm-hearted people.
She opened her eyes faintly, she was a little dazed when she saw the situation in front of her, and immediately remembered what happened before, she immediately pushed away the people around her with shame and indignation, struggled to get up and ran towards the courtyard.
People who stood in front of her stepped aside one after another, for fear of being bumped into by her.
Just when she ran into the gate of the courtyard, she suddenly bumped into Liu Haizhong's bicycle head-on.
Liu Haizhong looked at Jia Zhang's bushes with the bicycle wheel in his face in a daze, and then pushed the bicycle hard in a strange way.
"uh-huh!"
Jia Zhang let out a muffled snort for a moment, his face turning blue and white, wishing he could get a hole into it.
Just when she was about to open her legs to get off the bicycle wheel, she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach, and then an unstoppable surge of heat gushed out, directly spraying on the bicycle wheel.
Liu Haizhong looked at Re Xiang on the wheel with a confused expression, and then at Jia Zhang with a relaxed expression, several question marks suddenly appeared in his mind.
who am I?
where am I?
What the hell am I doing?
(End of this chapter)
At this time, Lin Tieniu was planning to buy some stewed radish with beef offal from the system mall at home.
Suddenly, he heard a system prompt sound in his mind.
【Ding!The host helps the stick to experience the surging feeling, and the system rewards 1357 happy coins. 】
yo!Here comes the good show!
He quickly got up and walked to the window, looked towards the west wing through the glass, and at the same time let go of his ears to listen to the sound.
"Fantastic!"
"Bang, don't scare me, how are you doing?"
Qin Huairu vomited for a while, and quickly suppressed the feeling of wanting to continue vomiting, and quickly got up and went to pick up the stick.
"My dear grandson, what's the matter with you, dear grandson? Why do you suddenly have diarrhea?"
Jia Zhang also hurriedly got up and went over, looking nervously at the stick.
But Sticky didn't have the strength to answer their words at all, his stomach was like a motor installed, and it kept hitting his asshole.
At the same time, bursts of severe pain swept over him, making his face pale for a while, his whole body was trembling, dense cold sweat quickly seeped from his forehead, his face was tense, and his lips trembled and moaned in pain .
After all, Qin Jingru lived in the countryside...
Seeing that the stick was about to die, she immediately urged him in panic.
"Sister, hurry up and send the stick to the hospital!"
"Yes, hurry to the hospital! Huairu, you memorize the stick, we'll send him to the hospital quickly."
When Jia Zhang heard the words, she immediately came to her senses, and while urging, she reached out to help lift the stick up and let Qin Huairu carry it on her back.
Just when Qin Huairu was about to pick up the stick and walk out.
Jia Zhang's face suddenly changed, and he cried out in pain while clutching his stomach.
"Ah! No, I'm going to lie down in the hut!"
As she spoke, she opened the door with her legs crossed, and rushed out of the yard.
Maybe it's because she didn't eat much peanuts, maybe she has better endurance, so she didn't pull down her pants like a stick on the spot.
Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru looked at her back, a little confused by this sudden scene.
Is diarrhea also contagious?
Before they had time to think about it, they told Xiao Dang to stay at home and take care of Xiaohuaihua, and then hurried out with sticks on their backs to the nearest rolling mill infirmary.
Lin Tieniu felt a little surprised when he saw Qin Jingru's figure.
He didn't expect that Qin Huairu would let Qin Jingru come to this courtyard. Isn't Qin Huairu worried that the matter of Jia Zhang's family will be passed on to her natal family?
Afterwards, he took a closer look at Qin Jingru, and found that apart from her a bit rustic temperament, this girl's hardware is quite good in all aspects.
She really deserves to be a woman who can make Xu Damao think about her for the rest of her life, and she really can't do without some money.
He watched them walk out of the yard, pondered for a while, and suddenly thought of a good idea, then he immediately opened the door and walked towards the public toilet outside the yard.
Soon, while passing outside the public toilet, he quickly spent 1.78 happy coins from the system mall, bought ten water snakes and threw them over the women's toilet.
At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang was squatting in the women's toilet, and the sour and refreshing feeling made her feel a kind of perverted pleasure.
Just when she couldn't help being a little intoxicated, she suddenly heard a series of "click" sounds from behind, and felt a chill in her neck at the same time.
She froze for a moment, quickly stretched out her hand to grab the neck, and immediately grabbed a piece of cold and slippery thing.
Before she could react, the piece slipped out of her hand and slid into her crotch from the other side of the neck, leaving only a tail wagging mischievously outside.
"what!!!"
She looked down and yelled in horror for an instant, then sat down on her excrement and kicked her legs frantically.
Soon, she took off her pants, struggled to get up and ran outside.
Because it is the weekend, there are many people coming and going outside the public toilet at the moment.
Suddenly, they heard a scream from the public toilet, and they all stopped to look at the public toilet. After a while, they saw a dirty old woman with a naked buttocks running out of the public toilet with a face full of horror. .
Immediately, they were all stunned by this explosive scene.
Facing everyone's strange gazes, Jia Zhang couldn't help shivering, and slowly woke up from the panic.
At this time, a gust of cold wind just blew by, she trembled all over, hurriedly lowered her head to look down at her lower body, and then instantly felt a "buzz" sound in her mind, and then she rolled her eyes, and fell to the ground directly.
Hearing this "pop", it was like pressing the play button, and everyone became an uproar in an instant.
While scolding and condemning, some people secretly glanced at indescribable places.
Some people were more enthusiastic and hurried forward to check the situation.
Some people turned their heads away with red faces, embarrassed to look again.
A young man who just came out from the countryside to visit his relatives asked in surprise, "Brother, don't you city people don't need to wear pants to go to the toilet?"
The middle-aged man next to him was asked about it, his face turned black, and he didn't know how to explain it.
At the same time, Lin Tieniu stood not far away, listening to the system notification sound in his head, a bright smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
【Ding!The host helped Jia Zhang become a streaker expert, and the system rewarded 1868 happy coins. 】
Sure enough, it is faster to get money from doing things!
In such a short period of time, more than [-] happy coins have been obtained. Even if Xiaobai is asked to chase away mice, it will take three or four days to obtain so many rewards.
Originally, he didn't want to target the people in the courtyard anymore, but if someone wanted to die, there was nothing he could do.
When he was feeling a little emotional, Jia Zhang was also woken up by the constant pinching of those warm-hearted people.
She opened her eyes faintly, she was a little dazed when she saw the situation in front of her, and immediately remembered what happened before, she immediately pushed away the people around her with shame and indignation, struggled to get up and ran towards the courtyard.
People who stood in front of her stepped aside one after another, for fear of being bumped into by her.
Just when she ran into the gate of the courtyard, she suddenly bumped into Liu Haizhong's bicycle head-on.
Liu Haizhong looked at Jia Zhang's bushes with the bicycle wheel in his face in a daze, and then pushed the bicycle hard in a strange way.
"uh-huh!"
Jia Zhang let out a muffled snort for a moment, his face turning blue and white, wishing he could get a hole into it.
Just when she was about to open her legs to get off the bicycle wheel, she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach, and then an unstoppable surge of heat gushed out, directly spraying on the bicycle wheel.
Liu Haizhong looked at Re Xiang on the wheel with a confused expression, and then at Jia Zhang with a relaxed expression, several question marks suddenly appeared in his mind.
who am I?
where am I?
What the hell am I doing?
(End of this chapter)
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