Great Zhou Tianzi

Silver Gu plunged headlong into the water, and returned to Mei Duo's palm a few minutes later. His mental state was completely different from when he first came out. If he were to describe it as a strong young man with a lot of energy a few minutes ago, he is now an old man lingering on his last breath .

"Damn it, this guy just took a shower, wouldn't he make himself exhausted?" Ji Jie said with a smile.

Mei Duo rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily, "Little Silver has tried his best, it is very weak now, and it will take at least three months to recover! Just wait and see, Zhao Jun's camp will definitely smell bad tomorrow Smoked!"

Ji Jie shrugged, he could clearly hear the sound of Zhao soldiers fetching water downstream, to be honest he was a little skeptical, not because he looked down on Miao Gu, but because a small flying insect can deal with tens of thousands of people, who would believe it? ?

With a dubious attitude, Ji Jie took Mei Duo back to Dragon City.

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The next day, Mei Duo pushed open the door of Ji Jie's bedroom and yelled, "Big villain, you don't get up yet, Zhao Jun's side... ah..."

"what!"

"what!"

After Mei Duo's scream, Ji Jie heard two screams in succession, one from Chen Yao and Qin Qing, last night he was so happy, he brought the two daughters to sleep together in a big quilt, and kept tossing Will not let them go until midnight!This girl Mei Duo is ignorant of worldly affairs, seeing his two older sisters lying on his bed, her surprise is self-evident.

She came here early in the morning because she wanted to tell Ji Jie that there had been movement from Zhao Jun.

"I said, Duo'er, why didn't you knock on the door before you come in!" Ji Jie said angrily, of course he couldn't be happy that his dream was interrupted.

Mei Duo covered her eyes and ran away, Qin Qing pinched Ji Jie's waist, and said: "It's all about you, the big villain, who insisted on letting me and sister Yao'er sleep with you... that's all right, Duo'er's big mouth will definitely spread the word!"

Ji Jie chuckled a few times, then shrugged and said, "Let her go out and talk. Besides Li Yuechan, who else can she tell?"

Chen Yao also pinched the other side of his waist, and said: "You can't tell anyone, don't think about me getting into your bed tonight, just sleep by yourself!"

"Exactly!" Qin Qing and Chen Yao immediately united the front and listed Ji Jie as a class enemy.

Ji Jie pretended to have a bitter look on his face, but immediately watched the second girl changing clothes cheerfully, that scene, tsk tsk!

Zhao Jun's camp, as in the past, soldiers lined up to receive breakfast, and then squatted on the ground in groups of three or four to eat.

The group of people who ate first all rushed to the toilet with their bellies covered, which made the person who was eating ridiculed: "You guys are worthless, you go to the toilet as soon as you are full..."

"It's just that, it's too careless... Oops, my stomach hurts a little, I have to get a big one!"

"Fuck you, I'm eating, don't say such disgusting things... Hey wait, I'll go too..."

A group of people stood outside the latrine with their stomachs covered and their brows wrinkled. They finally waited until a person showed his head.

The people outside couldn't bear it anymore, a guy ran a few steps to the side, unbuttoned his belt and solved it on the spot, followed by a loud fart sound, and his frowning brows also relaxed.

Everyone looked for their own "battlefield" on the spot, and there was a lot of farts, and the energy was almost as strong as Zhou Jun's artillery bombardment.

"What's going on, is it an enemy attack?" Li Mu just came out of the army tent, and was suffocated by the smell of farts. He gasped heavily, and shouted: "What's going on, is it the enemy's tricks? Why is it so smelly?"

No one answered his words, and the soldiers who were guarding outside the military tents were also in a fierce "struggle".

The reason why Li Mu didn't get the trick was because he hadn't had time to eat breakfast yet, he walked out holding his nose, good guy, the sound of farts was rolling in, he immediately realized that it might be caused by the poisoning of the enemy's spies.

Sima Shang was like everyone else. He came to Li Mu just after taking a bath. His stomach hurt again on the way. He gritted his teeth and covered his stomach and insisted on coming to Li Mu, saying, "The general is not well. Everyone seems to be poisoned." Already!"

"Follow me to find the Huotoujun!" Li Mu concluded that the reason was the food.

"Yes..." Sima Shang just ran two steps away, then stopped, and said: "...No, I have to wait a while, I'm sorry, General Li, I can't hold on any longer, right here in your camp It's almost solved...poof..."

Li Mu couldn't take care of that much anymore, when he ran to the Huotou Army camp, there was no one there, following the sound of farts, a group of Huotou Army were also squatting on the ground "fighting".

"What did you do, you didn't even know you were poisoned?" Li Mu roared.

A group of bare-bottomed fire-headed soldiers shouted their grievances, and an old soldier said: "General, it's not our fault. We usually guard the water tank very strictly, and outsiders can't approach it at all. If someone puts crotons, the color of the water will be the same as that of the water tank." The taste will change, but I didn't notice any abnormality when I had breakfast this morning!"

Li Mu was also wondering, how many crotons would have to be put into the water tank to make tens of thousands of people have diarrhea together!But this is definitely not a coincidence, you can think with your toes that the mastermind behind the scenes must be Ji Jie!

Thinking of this, Li Mu was terrified, and looked at the soldiers squatting on the ground, if Zhou Jun came over at this moment, would it be possible to use farts to defend against the enemy?

No, you have to take medicine to detoxify immediately!

"Medical officer, where's the medical officer?" Li Mu shouted loudly.

"Report to the general, the medical officer is also having diarrhea!"

"What time is it, keep pulling!" Li Mu said in a dark tone: "Notify all the medical officers in the army, let them distribute the medicine immediately, and detoxify everyone in the shortest possible time! Don't fuck off, die in a while!" Just ride in!"

Li Mu thought that his yelling would make the squatting people stand up, but who would have thought that the soldiers would not pee on his pot at all.

"Damn it!" Li Mu cursed bitterly, covered his nose and returned to his tent.

The medical officers prescribe the medicine according to the usual diarrhea, set up a big pot to cook it, and quickly distribute it to the soldiers. Everyone pours a big bowl into their mouths, thinking that the medicine will cure the disease, who knows how to drink it? After finishing the medicine, it became more serious.

The situation of Zhao Ying was sent to Ji Jie every quarter of an hour. He hugged Mei Duo happily and kissed him, and said, "Girl, you are really amazing, Zhao Jun has all been recruited!"

Mei Duo's pretty face was flushed. After all, she was kissed by Ji Jie in front of all the sisters. She whispered: "Of course, my little silver is not a vegetarian! The more they take the medicine, the worse they will be. Great, by the afternoon, there are very few people who can stand!"

Very good!

Ji Jie immediately issued an order: "Twenty thousand soldiers left the city after lunch, aiming at Zhao Jun's camp, and deal with those soft-legged shrimps!"