Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 133 Iron Man!
Regarding the exercises Xu Tian mentioned, most people said that they have already received them, but there are three students who have not received them. They just stepped into the first level of Qi refining in the past two days, and the master was sent abroad before he had time to learn from his master.

"Okay, these three students, you can download the electronic version from my network disk, I posted the link in the group, you can check it."

Xu Tian fiddled with the phone while talking, then raised his head and said, "The password is my birthday."

My birthday is old, everyone still remembers the scene at the Sorcerer Conference, and there is nothing new, so they typed in the password box: wodeshengri.

The result prompts that the password is wrong.

Three unlucky eggs: "???"

"Teacher, the password is wrong."

The sweet-looking blonde girl got up and complained.

"How can there be a mistake, the password is my birthday."

Xu Tian frowned, "You guys try again?"

After trying it is still the same.

"My birthday, you don't know my birthday?"

Xu Tian sighed, so he had to write it on the blackboard himself: 001223
Three unlucky eggs: "???"

Negative emotion value from Xue Li, +111!
Negative emotion value from Li Nana, +99!

Negative emotion value from Zhu Xueping, +125!

Hehe, you are so fucking enough, you really use your birthday as your password...

He actually questioned us confidently, shouldn't we know your birthday...

Since he is Zhang Bairen, the chairman of the magician volunteer group called Zhang Yujiu, Xu Tian's teaching level is naturally nothing to say, and his teaching method is very simple and effective:
"Have you got the formulas? Start memorizing them when you get them. Within a month, recite the whole book. Come to me after memorizing, and I will teach you how to practice."

Then, he just took out his mobile phone, sat on the podium and swaggered and called the king...

There is no way, the formula of the exercises is the foundation, if the formula has not been memorized, he can't teach it if he wants to.

That is to say, before these people have memorized the whole book, the content of his class is to sit on the podium and play games, and listen to the people below to memorize...

Easy, really easy ah ha ha ha.

3 yuan a month is so easy to get!
About half a class passed, suddenly there was a muffled sound, Xu Tian frowned and looked up, only to find that it was a boy who slammed the table down and sat up straight from the lying down state.

The boy had red marks on his face, which were obviously traces of long-term pressure, and there was even saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth.

oh, it's sleeping...

But sleeping in class is normal, many people have done it, Xu Tian himself has done it, it's nothing unusual.

Xu Tian asked gently: "Student, what's wrong with you?"

Facing Xu Tian's concerned eyes, the boy replied honestly: "Teacher, I'm sorry, I... I had a nightmare."

Xu Tian said generously: "Don't be afraid, your nightmare has just begun..."

……

At noon on the day of hoeing, it was really hard to go to class.

A small broken book, sitting for a whole morning.

In a blink of an eye, Xu Tian taught a class. To be precise, he played King of Glory on the podium in the name of teaching. It has been a whole month, and the summer vacation has also come to an end.

He finally has a teaching task, but the teaching task is also very easy. It is to guide those who have memorized the cultivation and magic arts. A group of people sit cross-legged over there, and he walks around to see how they are doing, pointing out problems and defect.

It's that simple.

The school is about to start, and the closer to the end of the summer vacation, Su Qianqian looks for Xu Tian more frequently, and this day he came to look for Xu Tim again, and the two went to the cafeteria to eat seafood. This seafood cafeteria is a bit weird, and the things are still like You need to order like a regular restaurant, and then you have to wait for the food to be served.

While Xu Tian was waiting for the food to be served, he still cared about playing King of Kings as before. After all, playing King of Kings earned a lot of negative emotions.

Su Qianqian was a little dissatisfied, and couldn't help muttering: "Don't play with your mobile phone while eating, the bacteria on your mobile phone is twenty times that on the toilet."

Xu Tian pouted: "Then I dare to lick the screen with my tongue, do you dare to lick the toilet?"

Su Qianqian: "???"

Negative emotion value from Su Qianxi, +77!

I told you not to play with your phone while eating, and you told me to lick the toilet?
"Do you believe in fate?" Su Qianqian asked while cutting the steak.

"Believe." Xu Tian said without thinking, "The fortune teller said that I can live until I die."

Su Qianqian: "???"

Negative emotion value from Su Qianxi, +99!

Su Qianxi pouted cutely: "Steel straight man, can't you have a good chat?"

Xu Tian: "Then let's have a good chat."

Su Qianqian asked again: "You have never talked about a girlfriend since you were young, right?"

Xu Tian: "Yes. You are not the same."

Su Qianqian suddenly felt joking, and imitated his appearance and replied: "Of course I don't talk about girlfriends."

Xu Tian couldn't help but spit: "Okay, it's rare to find the place back, good job."

Su Qianqian sneered: "It's called those who are close to pigs are fat, and those who are close to ink are black."

Xu Tian: "I learned..."

Su Qianqian continued the topic just now: "Then you have no experience in love, what will you do if you lose love in the future?"

Xu Tian: "What can I do, return to my daughter-in-law if you break up in love."

Su Qianqian: "???"

Negative emotion value from Su Qianxi, +128!

"What logic, you..."

Su Qianqian was completely speechless, and couldn't help but hold her forehead with her white jade hands, a strand of smooth and shiny hair fell down, and the casual style made Xu Tian's eyes straighten when she saw it——

"Hey, your hair fell into the soup."

Su Qianqian: "???"

Negative emotion value from Su Qianxi, +77!

Straight man of steel!

"Boom—"

After the meal, the two comfortably pressed the road side by side, and suddenly there was a loud noise from the opposite side. The two looked up in surprise, and found that a green cash transport truck had overturned, and there was a huge circular hole facing the sky. There were traces of burning, and thick smoke was billowing. Due to the huge inertia, the whole car was dragged forward for a long distance, rubbing sparks, and hitting two other cars along the way, and then a series of car accidents. rear end...

Xu Tian: "???"

With a bang, a red and yellow steel figure descended from the sky, landed heavily in a half-kneeling position with a bang, and the road was smashed into cracks.

There was an uproar at the scene.

Xu Tian was also stunned.

Iron Man! ?
Su Qianqian was also stunned, and exclaimed: "The deceiving King Kong Bumblebee!?"

Xu Tian: "???"

God damn bumblebee!
That's Iron Man, how about Iron Man!
Xu Tian suddenly remembered that when Avengers 2 was released, he went to the cinema with Su Qianqian to watch it. As a result, when the scene in the movie was in full swing, the stupid girl suddenly asked something that left Xu Tian completely speechless:

"When is the bumblebee coming out?"

It was very embarrassing at the time, because Xu Tian didn't know how to reply...

Now the comedy is back...

Woman, what is going on in your head?

The two are not characters in the same movie at all...

But this kind of thing is definitely unreasonable for a silly woman. In Su Qianqian's eyes, no matter what movie it is, this kind of iron-clad thing is of the same species - Deceitful King Kong.

In the Hongzhou dialect, Transformation and Deceit are extremely homophonic. People of the older generation always look at this kind of film that they think is extremely naive with contempt, and call Transformers a deceitful King Kong out of spite. Xu Tian was illiterate when he was a child, so he foolishly followed Old Tong Shu to call Transformers a deceptive King Kong...

By the way, this is the second time I have seen Iron Man!

The last time it was in a netizen's video, this time it actually appeared in front of my eyes?
(End of this chapter)