Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 136 The world is in chaos
"Boom!"

Two gunshots rang in Xu Tian's ears, followed by a tickle on his forehead. He let the bullet hit his forehead, but he didn't care at all, and he didn't even look at the fake policeman who was shooting. With one glance and a light wave of his arm, the fake policeman flew upside down, and with a sudden "puff" in mid-air, it turned into a wisp of smoke and disappeared.

Everyone was taken aback when they saw this, and they all gasped in amazement.

Only then did I discover that this young man is an incredible existence!
Afterwards, Aquaman, who punched Iron Man, flew to Xu Tian's side, as a patron saint, and then dragged a pair of red-hot iron fists to rush towards Captain America Rogers, and suddenly turned sideways along the way, dodging the steel thrown by Captain America Pot, he didn't have the heart to cry out to repair the pot with tears in his eyes, but he just wanted to tear this vain puppet opposite him to pieces!

The red iron fist slammed into Captain America's face, and the next second, before Captain America flew upside down again, Aquaman grabbed his collar and brought him back in front of him, and then punched him hard on the bridge of the nose.

Although Captain America is also a product of science and technology, but the mutation is no match for the body of steel. Captain America in the movie is afraid of swords and bullets. Of course, the Neptune, who was transformed by Xu Tian's consciousness, was suppressed and beaten. Flesh, every punch must go all out, beat Captain America beyond recognition.

At this moment, a whistling sound suddenly came from behind Xu Tian's head, and at the same time someone exclaimed: "Be careful!"

Xu Tian squatted down suddenly as if he had eyes on the back of his head, and the next moment, the flying shield slammed into Captain America's chest hard.

"Pfft——" Captain America spat out a mouthful of bright red blood. After being hit hard by this, his figure began to fade. At the last moment, this lifeless puppet showed Xu Tian an unidentifiable figure in the original movie. The grim smile that may have appeared on Captain America's face showed bloody teeth, and said in Chinese: "You meddlesome guy, go to hell."

After saying this, Captain America also disappeared into a puff of smoke.

When browsing Moments, Xu Tian saw himself.

A lot of videos of me fighting Iron Man and Captain America have obviously been reposted a lot, and even people around me have also reposted them.Most of their postscripts are also:

Lu Hanwen: Fog Grass!Teacher Xu is awesome!

Hao Wen: The guy in the video is my classmate!

Niu Yun: It's amazing, it's been so powerful in just a few days?

Family affairs, national affairs and world affairs.

Xu Tian's news was quickly diverted by the current situation in the United States.

The war in the United States is in full swing.

The battle seems to have changed.

The combatants seem to have changed from ordinary US troops to a large number of spellcasters.

Xu Tian watched a lot of videos from the United States. Among the combatants, Xu Tian also saw a familiar face. It was a woman with an enchanting figure. One after another boulders appeared beside him, falling down one after another like meteorites, smashing a huge dragon-headed beast with fluttering wings until it couldn't get up again.

That's Han Shuyin...

Shen Pan'an almost burst into tears when he saw this video: "Xiao Yinyin, my little Yinyin! My God! How did she go to the United States!"

Xu Tian really groaned.

This guy is really so shameless...

Seeing Han Shuyin's cynicism in the video, only dignified pretty face, Xu Tian also prayed from the bottom of his heart that nothing would happen!teacher!

However, after the people from the Qi Refining Sect participated in the battle, the situation of the battle turned around, and a large number of monsters in the country of America were wiped out.

But the price is also heavy...

The Qi Refining Sect also suffered heavy losses, with a large number of members dying. Xu Tian also saw in a video that a flying foundation builder had a lot of ice thorns directly poked out of his body, and died tragically in the air.

To be honest in my heart, I still feel very uncomfortable, those are all fresh human lives...

It's a pity that he just looked at it and couldn't do anything.

Even if he can do it, he still has to think it over...

Everyone around him will be his weakness.

But now, the biggest weakness is none other than Xu Chun...

But Xu Tian was very curious. The monsters were eliminated, and no new ones appeared again. I don't know why.

In the past, there were more and more monsters every day, and it could almost be said that they appeared like crazy.

But now it seems that the monsters are only decreasing, not increasing.

Is it to solve the problem from the root?

……

Negative emotion value from Li Yiming +98+85...

From time to time, the inexplicable negative emotional value of this guy named Li Yiming will pop up. It seems that the bastard is still thinking about Xu Tian, ​​​​the person who ruined his good deeds.

But who isn't?
Doesn't Xu Tian always think about this person surnamed Li?
But Xu Tian is actually a magnanimous person in his heart, the main reason is that the opponent did not really cause any negative effects. Even if he had the opportunity to face Li Yiming, the most he could do was to pull his skin, pull his tendons, release his blood and take his balls. Soak in wine and drink it, and then twist his dog's head off to use it as a urinal...

That day, Su Qianqian sent him a WeChat message saying: "I received an offer from Shoull University in South Korea. It seems that I have the opportunity to study abroad."

Xu Tian: "Oh."

Seeing him not surprised at all, Su Xi also felt dull: "Do you think I want to go?"

Xu Tian: "Then go."

Su Xi: "But I studied well in my original university, and I suddenly transferred to Shouer University, where there are high-quality students from all over the world. Will I feel uncomfortable?"

Xu Tian: "Then don't go."

Su Xi: "But my dad always wants me to go to Shouer."

Xu Tian: "Then go."

Su Xi: "But the air quality in Shouer is very bad, which is not good for the skin."

Xu Tian: "Then don't go."

Su Xi: "But the air in Zhonghai is not good either."

Xu Tian: "Then go."

Su Xi: "But I have been in university in China for so long, can I still keep up if I transfer to Shouer?"

Xu Tian: "Then don't go."

Su Xi: "But if I don't go, I won't take the exam and learn Korean for nothing."

Xu Tian: "Then go."

Su Xi: "But Shouer's traffic jam is very serious, and it takes a long time to wait for a taxi."

Xu Tian: "Then don't go."

Su Xi: "It seems that it will be cheaper to learn to take the subway and bus in the future."

Xu Tian: "Then go."

Su Xi: "But Shor's subway station only accepts cash, and you have to apply for a card, which is very troublesome."

Xu Tian: "Then don't go."

Su Xi: "But..."

Xu Tian: "Enough is enough, you are enough..."

Su Xi: "???"

Negative emotion value from Su Xi, +233!

How do you think a woman's brain grows?

As for him, he is still the same as usual, cheerfully being his own leisurely teacher in Xiao Zhong, occasionally teaching, occasionally solving doubts.

"Teacher, why is my cultivation not improving?" A boy who was dissatisfied with the current situation came to his office to complain.

Xu Tian glanced at him: "Have you ever seen seagulls flying across the sky at sunset?"

The boy faintly felt that the teacher should ask this question must have some deep meaning, so he thought about it carefully: "I have seen it."

Xu Tian: "What about the waterfall washing away the rocks aimlessly?"

The boy nodded: "Yes."

Xu Tian asked again: "What about the reflection of the moon on the calm water?"

"I've seen it too." The boy said.

Xu Tian nodded with satisfaction: "This is your problem. If you don't cultivate well, you will just look at something!"

Boy: "???"

Negative emotion value from Liu Zhiming, +666!

Xu Tian is such an amiable and lovely teacher, who sometimes irritates people, sometimes irritates people...

You said God gave him such a simulator, isn't it just for him to give full play to his venomous talent...

For a long time after the Iron Man incident, life was peaceful, and no Iron Man appeared again. Even if it did, Xu Tian would definitely go and blow it up again. This time, he had sex with that man named Chen Yiming... …

It's a pity that the counselor didn't know whether it was to avoid the limelight or because he was afraid of being beaten, so he didn't come out to make trouble again.

Just like this, I lived an ordinary life, and finally started school.

Niu Yun came back and brought a lot of local products to his roommate. Among them, the most characteristic of Niu Yun's hometown is their super nutritious and super big tough fruit: durian...

After that, the small amount of negative emotional value in Xu Tian's mind has not been cut off. It's all the students in the nearby dormitories or passing by their 404 dormitory to fetch water...

Xu Tian was quite wronged, what the hell, I didn't bring the durian, it's none of my business!
But of course others don't care so much. Anyway, the stench comes from bedroom 404. In short, it's because the people in this bedroom are not good.

It’s not good to bring special products, do you have to bring durian?
Are your hands not tired...

The long-lost campus atmosphere, seeing Xiao Zhong, which had been vacant for the whole summer vacation, was full of laughter again, and there were delivery guys and students riding battery cars to and fro everywhere... Xu Tian cursed for a while.

How clean it was during the fucking summer vacation, but now it’s fine, it’s so crowded again, it’s not pleasing to the eye at all, and there are beep beep beep horns everywhere.

After finally sending off Cicada, the din of voices ushered in again.

In September, the launch of the new generation of iPhone will naturally become a major news hotspot that cannot be avoided. In recent years, the domestic magic phone has risen strongly, and it has already gained the confidence to fight against the former smartphone giant Apple. trend.

But there are quite a few people who are still immersed in the past era when Apple was king, and they would watch every new iPhone launch event.

However, it is useless. The poor watch the press conference, and the rich buy it directly after waking up.

Just like Xu Tian, ​​with so much money, he doesn't watch any press conferences, because he doesn't know how to buy Apple either.

Even if you die outside and jump from there, I will not buy you an Apple.

Support domestic production, start from me.

Damn, the United States itself is so aggressive, can you concentrate on dealing with monsters first, and release new products, you release a hair.

The attitude of most of the students in the class is also very strong, saying that they are determined not to buy Apple: "Oh, I heard that the performance of the new generation of Apple has improved several grades, but it is so expensive."

"It seems that the starting price is more than 8000..."

"I can't afford it, I can't afford it, I'm afraid."

"The new iPhone is good for everything, the only drawback is that it is too expensive."

Listening to the discussion of the students next to him, Xu Tian couldn't help but say something fair: "How can expensiveness be the shortcoming of the new iPhone? Isn't this your shortcoming..."

classmates:"???"

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What the hell are you telling the truth again!

Yes yes yes, it is our shortcoming, our shortcoming is being poor!

But why are you bothering again...

A young man was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves, but remembering Xu Tian's current identity and the status of an Internet celebrity hero, the key is that he is also Xu Tian's fan now, so he put down his sleeves silently.

To say that now, Xu Tian is really popular...

Walking outside, on average, one out of every ten people will recognize him. The video of him fighting Iron Man and Captain America was all the rage at the end of the summer vacation. The circle of friends has gone crazy. Everyone knows that Xiao Zhong Out of such a fierce and ruthless man who can punch Iron Man and kick Captain America.

It's also fortunate that he usually likes to stay at home and never go out. Even if he goes out, he drives a sports car to buy vegetables in a vegetable market where there are few young people. Otherwise, it would probably be a commotion when he appears in public.

Otherwise, go to the Xiaozhong training class at night.

The main reason is that he is too lazy to go out in summer, he needs to shop online, and he doesn't like to go shopping.

Rarely appears in public view.

But now...

He has to go to school every day, and every once in a while, a group of people will block him to watch him and take pictures of him. Wherever he goes, wherever there are young people, he will be asked to sign and take a group photo...

What the hell, why is it getting so hot for no reason...

By the way, don't you look at the kind of underground parking garage where the skin is polished to shine, the chin is shaved enough to break the sky, and the eyes are wide enough to take up half of the face... Or the kind of singing that is bold and heroic, and likes to drink alone Drunk, the Northeast old man who likes to call Laotie 666 when he is drunk...

How can you fall in love with me, a tough guy and beautiful boy from the south of the Yangtze River?

Alas... Xu Tian was walking in the cool campus, looking up at the cloudless sky, feeling troubled, sure enough, good looks are a kind of original sin!

The number of women who added him on WeChat is also increasing. Xu Tian used to read it and didn’t add it. He ignored the red dots, but now he doesn’t even bother to remove the red dots. Anyway, after a few seconds, there will be more balabala.

Forget it, forget it, be afraid, don't look at it, don't look at it, it's better if you don't see it.

He is not the male protagonist of the stallion, any woman must be taken into the harem, his concept of love is very simple, but it is also difficult.

Monogamy, for life, the main thing is to love each other.

He did not resist these women who came to his door, but he was not willing to accept them either.

The only value they can use for him is probably to contribute a little negative emotional value to him when they don't get a reply from his WeChat...

Besides, there was nothing about them that attracted Xu Tian.

The boring days are just like this day by day. Recently, Xu Tian has gradually overcome his fear of heights and started to prepare to fly into the sky, which has achieved initial results.

Therefore, he plans to travel far away recently.

(End of this chapter)