Riding the wind of rebirth

There are twelve dormitories on Zhouzhi's floor, most of them majored in Chinese language and literature, and there are others.

For the first class and two dormitories who are close to the water, everyone talks about it with envy and hatred.

At the same time, I also resented the school for putting three flowers in one class, which was simply cruel and inhumane.

Especially today, the people in room 401 acted as flower protectors. This news has spread throughout the dormitory building, so when Zhou Zhi and Zhao Xing entered the bathroom, everyone looked sideways.

When everyone inquired, these two guys didn't participate in today's "big event", and they couldn't help but beat their chests and scolded them as fools.

While talking, someone began to attack personally. In a dormitory, the boss Zhang is tall and handsome, the bottle is handsome and chic, the balls are like Fei Xiang, and Runtu has a picture with Gao Cangjian. Injury, Zhao Xing is even worse, not to mention shorter than Zhou Zhi, and his nickname is Monkey, even if he goes, he will not be able to play.

Now, Zhao Xing, who was expecting to find a girlfriend to have a soft meal at the sugar and wine association, was so angry that he took a basin to catch cold water and launched a physical attack. Of course, the opponent had to fight back, and the two sides immediately launched a difficult water battle.

After the new recruits suffered an indiscriminate disaster, the scale of the war tended to expand.

Until the shouting attracted the dorm aunt, the dormitory aunt roared fiercely: "Anyone who dares to splash water indiscriminately, I will come in and arrest them! It doesn't matter whether you are naked or not!" The war was immediately quelled.

When they came out of the bathroom, everyone started laughing and hooking their shoulders again.

Especially when I heard that Zhou Zhi could make small power amplifiers, many dormitories were inquiring about it.

After being reminded, when he returned to the dormitory, Zhou Zhi turned on the power amplifier and started playing. Michael Jackson's classic "BLACK OR WHITE" suddenly sounded in the dormitory.

Then Zhou Zhi took a spoon and banged on Xu Gang's washbasin: "Everyone who can dance comes out to step on moonwalks—"

A voice really attracts many people. As for why Xu Gang’s washbasin is used, it’s because this baby’s basin is made of stainless steel. Zhou Zhi’s and theirs are all made of plastic or enamel. Knock off the enamel shell.

The second-year middle school youths had a lot of joy. Zhao Hua from the Department of Philosophy was able to imitate Michael Jackson's very classic standing action with a large tilt, but in the end he leaned his shoulders against the wall of the corridor, and then bounced his shoulders again and again. When I came back, although it was a trick, it could be called lifelike, which attracted cheers and whistles from a group of people.

"Elbow, elbow, come here!" Li Cunbao from the opposite dormitory dragged Zhou Zhi to their dormitory 402: "I heard that you also like to write? Come and make a few strokes."

"Your equipment is professional!" Zhou Zhi saw that a desk in the middle was still covered with thick felt: "It's pure wool, balls don't dare to be so extravagant!"

But the paper and pens are so-so, probably bought by Liu Cunbao from the grocery store, Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "Hey, did you go to Wuhou Temple today?"

Xuan paper is spread on the table, and a copybook is placed on the other side, which is a rubbing copy of Yue Fei's famous calligraphic stone carving "Chu Shi Biao" in Wuhou Temple.

"Well, I went to Wuhou Temple and thatched cottage." Wei Zhijiang said, waving a folding fan in his hand: "I also bought this."

"What should I write?" Zhou Zhi pondered for a while, "Let's write a poem."

"Write poetry?"

Zhou Zhi stopped talking and started writing.

Liu Cunbao followed the words written by Zhou Zhi to read:

"The song of Guanlou stops and the moon is like frost,

Gong would like to be crazy at the end of the year.

Sell ​​out your talents and collect jasper,
In front of him is still Luoyang makeup. "

"This is about Xiao Qiao, right?" They are all from the Chinese Department, and Wei Zhijiang is also a little level: "If you want to win Zhou Langgu, you forget to flick the strings all the time. This is the allusion used in reverse, right?"

"Yes." Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "It's not a good poem, so I just wrote it for fun."

"It's also a bit ironic." Liu Cunbao nodded: "It's ironic that Zhou Gongjin gave his life to the local warlords for women, but forgot that he was supposed to help the Han Dynasty."

"That's what you mean, whose poem is this elbow?" Wei Zhijiang asked.

"I just made it up." Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "Don't worry about the content, just read the words."

"You're going too far." Wei Zhijiang said with a smile, "Cunbao asked you to come and write because he meant to show off, and you're clearly slapping your face!"

"Hahaha..." Liu Cunbao didn't care at all: "I can't hit it, this guy is a professional grade, and the slap is too high. Even if I put my face closer, if he dares to hit him, he will be ashamed of himself."

"What do you mean?" Wei Zhijiang was a little confused.

"I heard a joke." Zhou Zhi laughed and said, "Two ordinary people were arguing over whether to use matches or incense sticks to ignite their rockets. A real rocket expert passed by, but if they made a word, the expert would lose."

"Hahahahaha..." Wei Zhijiang laughed so hard that he rolled his eyes and stared at him after he finished laughing: "Show some face! He came to our dormitory pretending to be an expert!"

"It's time for me to go, the boss called me from the opposite side." Zhou Zhi hurried away.

When I returned to 401, I saw that everyone was full of joy. Zhang Qianyi said, "When are you going to pick up the goods? We have already registered more than 60 units here."

"so much?"

"A lot? We've only gone one building." Li Dongping smiled and said, "If the samples weren't gone, we would definitely be able to register more."

"What do you mean? Aren't there ten samples?"

"It's been sold."

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"Hi!" Xu Gang said: "It's just that some seniors didn't return us after listening to it, but gave us the money and withheld the machine. Runtu gave the money to elbows and monkeys."

Huang Ruishan took out 240 yuan: "There is still a commission of [-] yuan. Boss bought melon seeds and peanuts from the dormitory aunt."

"Boss, you should take your time." Zhou Zhi said with a smile as he collected the money, "Brothers will settle accounts, then these ten machines will have no business, and you have to sell a hundred machines to get yours."

Zhang Qianyi patted the registration book: "There are more than 60 here, is it difficult to have a hundred? Now I am afraid that your supply will not be able to keep up!"

"One hundred sets is definitely no problem." Xu Gang took out the peanuts and melon seeds and put them on the table for everyone to eat: "But should we bring in a few girls?"

"I want to go together," Zhao Xing said, "Just now I was encouraging Zhou Zhi to betray his appearance and let him win over Li Yijia."

"Get out!" Zhou Zhi said, "Just say you want to go if you want to go, don't use me as a shield..."

At this moment, I heard a roar from the opposite side: "Who the hell wrote this broken poem?! Liu Cunbao, you still used it to stick it on the door?! Hurry up and tear it up!"

"What's wrong?" Liu Cunbao asked, "Written by Elbow, isn't it good?"

"You idiot!" said the voice outside, "You read the first word of every sentence together!"

"Guan...gong...sells...noodles?" Wei Zhijiang's voice sounded: "What do you mean, Boss?"

"Guan Gong sells noodles." The person who saw through Zhou Zhi's writing mechanism was the head of the [-], named Wu Guiye, who had just come back from the outside: "This is talking about us..."

"Although people are strong, goods are soft!" Zhou Zhi suddenly yelled, "Close the bottle!"

"Hahahaha..." All of 401, who were suddenly quiet just now and eavesdropped with their ears up, suddenly burst into a burst of arrogant laughter.

"I rely on my brothers to kill me!" Liu Cunbao roared, "Drag out the dead elbow!" (End of this chapter)