So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 102 Oh, there's still plenty of time, the work at hand can be done anytime!

Chapter 102 Oh, there's still plenty of time, the work at hand can be done anytime!

"Phew, it's done."

Hong Li clapped her hands, looked at the scattered pigeons around her, and slightly raised the corners of her mouth: "How should I put it, it went much smoother than I expected."

It's not that Hongli is too pessimistic, but she thinks that according to her usual luck, if she wants to successfully catch these pigeons, why not go through a lot of difficulties and encounter several life-and-death crises?
Don't ask, just get used to it.

For example, when she stepped on the big pigeon of the Qi refining stage, a foundation-building emperor pigeon with eyes bigger than her head suddenly rushed out.

"Zizi dare, don't hurt my son!"

Then, she went through a lot of struggles, all kinds of schemes and calculations, and played all her cards. Finally, she was about to successfully fight back, and suddenly rushed out another ancestor of the golden core stage pigeon.

"The younger generation bullies the pigeons too much, but they don't know that there are pigeons outside the pigeons, did they treat me like a mud?"

Facing the oppression of life and death from the Patriarch of the Golden Core Realm, she became ruthless and shattered the reality directly, making Patriarch Pigeon's complexion change drastically, and he felt the terrifying threat of death.

"Why, how could it be, my ancestor, I am going to die here today..."

Suddenly, a big wing that covered the sky suddenly appeared, shattering the broken reality of the red glass, and Emperor Pigeon appeared on the stage, his feathers seemed to reflect the stars.

"The big dream has been around for thousands of years, I don't know what time it will be, pigeons..."

Just when Hongli fell into despair, facing monsters that were too much higher than her own level, and finally had no choice but to wait for the coolness, the boss on her side finally arrived late.

The identity of the big boss can be various. For example, an old senior from the Five Elements Sect popped out of nowhere and shouted: "Great Pigeon, bullying my Five Elements Sect is unmanned, and bullying the juniors is nothing!"

"What, it turned out to be you, the Great Emperor of the Five Elements, and you actually appeared here?!"

Next, there were a few trials and cutscenes. At this time, she could only stand there stupidly, listening to the bosses start to be riddlers, talking about this secret and that secret.

Note that you must not tell all the secrets. It is best to only mention a few key words, and suddenly stop looking at each other and sneer or something in the middle, so as to highlight the aggressiveness of the boss.

These days, people don't speak half of what they say, and they are ashamed to say that they are big bosses when they go out.

Are they unable to speak well, or are they unable to communicate with each other?
Yes, but you deliberately want everyone present to hear it, but you can't speak too bluntly. What you want is your half-understanding appearance, so that you can appear clever.

After that, Emperor Pigeon will put down a few harsh words.

"Little guy, can the Five Elements Sect protect you for a while, can it protect you forever?"

Don't ask why Emperor Pigeon insisted on catching her as a little minion, but if she is so terrifying, she will become a disaster if she doesn't get rid of it!

Then, in order to save her life, she would worship the big brother as her teacher, and be instructed by him to enter some secret realm to practice, and then...

"Mom, mom, I'm back!"

Xiaohuo, who had recovered to its original state, jumped to Hongli's ear and shouted, "Don't be in a daze anymore!"

"Oh, can't you let Mom and I indulge in fantasy for a while, and enjoy the thrill of being a winner?"

Although Hongli complained, she kept her hands on, using the blood-stained spear to pick one by one pigeons into the storage bag.

There were probably nearly [-] of them chasing her just now. This is Hongli's calculation based on the speed at which her family tree disappeared. There may be deviations, but the deviations are estimated not to be too large.

But now, Hongli left behind a total of fifty-three pigeons, almost three-quarters of which ran away.

But Hongli is already very satisfied, on the one hand, because she has kept the ones with the worst mouths, including the ace pigeon.

On the other hand, she won't have to worry about ingredients for a while, and this trip to the snow-capped mountains can be said to have successfully completed her goal!

Feeling guilty for her sins for a few tenths of a second, Hongli stretched her waist and did chest expansion exercises, tied the spear back behind her back, and patted Xiaohuo lightly: "Let's go, go back to sister Xiaoqi, wait for Xiaolong to come back After that, we can go home together."

"Oh oh oh, go home, go home!"

Xiaohuo showed anticipation: "Is mom going to cook and show off her cooking skills when I get home?"

"how could it be possible."

Hong Li waved her hands as she walked, and her face regained her lackluster look.

"After returning home, I must have a good night's sleep first, and then think about other things.

Anyway, Heiyang still has some time to come, well, I have plenty of time, okay! "

That's right, this is the consistent slogan of procrastination patients, "There is still plenty of time"!
And when the time of death is approaching, they will mourn where the time has gone, and want to borrow another five hundred years from the sky.

Woohoo, it was my previous self who was lazy, why should I suffer now! (Unreasonable and strong)
"Mom, that snowman just now looks like Uncle Xiaolong!"

"Ah, be confident, remove the appearance, then it will be Hei Xiaolong."

"I must be hallucinating, I actually saw Sister Hongli, hehe..."

Hei Xiaolong's eyes were round and dim: "Snow Demon, it must be the conspiracy of Snow Demon..."

"Ah?"

Xiaohuo tilted his head, looked at Hei Xiaolong who had turned into a snowman, puffed up his cheeks, and suddenly spit out a ball of small flames, melting the snow on Hei Xiaolong's face: "Wow, it's really Uncle Xiaolong! "

"Illusion... hallucination..."

"Hey, are you stupid?"

Hong Li shook his hands in front of Hei Xiaolong, but found that the other party had no response, thought for three seconds, and suddenly said: "Hei Yang is here."

"Huh? Where is Brother Heiyang!"

Hei Xiaolong jumped up violently and looked around: "Okay, okay, Snow Demon Girl, I admit that you took advantage of my weakness and used my most admired brother Heiyang to seduce me..."

Hongli: "..."

How should I put it, if this child is a girl, she must find a way to get rid of it... Cough cough, kick the other party out, otherwise it will be too dangerous!
Taking a deep breath, Hong Li shouted: "Hei! Xiao! Dragon!"

"Huh? Ah!"

Hei Xiaolong trembled in fright, his eyes gradually recovered, and then he saw Hongli with dead fish eyes in front of him: "Ah, Sister Hongli, it is really you!"

"Ah, who else would there be?"

Hongli crossed her arms: "Didn't you go to find that so-and-so spar?"

"Oh, yes, that's right!"

Hei Xiaolong nodded, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly made a silent gesture: "Shhh, sister Hongli, don't speak too loudly, there is a big rhinoceros in the foundation stage, it is very difficult to deal with!"

"Oh, there seems to be one."

Hongli set up the awning with her hands, and looked into the distance: "If you don't tell me, I thought he was dead."

"No, he's guarding the spar mine there, I'm waiting for him to leave..."

Hei Xiaolong waved his hand: "Ah, anyway, it will take a long, long time to leave, Sister Hongli, if you have nothing to do, you can go to my sister and the others to wait for me.

Well, ten days, give me ten days, I will definitely be able to wait until he moves out! "

"Stop joking, I'll wait for you here for ten days, and you will die!"

Hongli rolled her eyes and looked at Xiaohuo: "Well, anyway, Xiaohuo, if you work hard, you can fly me back now, or the two of us will go back first.

Well, I'm in charge of giving you energy, and you're in charge of flapping your wings? "

small fire:"……"

Hongli: "..."

"Incorrect!"*2
Hongli and Xiaohuo said in unison: "I'll die of exhaustion!"

"That can't be helped."

Hei Xiaolong spread his hands helplessly: "I also want to go back quickly, but the reality is in front of me..."

"Heh, but a mere rhinoceros at the foundation stage dares to block my way back?"

"Ah, sister Hongli, don't you think..."

"Stop talking, you want that spar, right? I'll get it for you right now!"

Hongli snorted coldly, arrogantly walked towards the heavy water rhinoceros, and spoke fluent snow-capped mountain animal language: "Hey, that one over there!"

"hold head high?"

The heavy water rhino raised its head abruptly, looked at Hongli suspiciously, and subconsciously raised its nose: "Well, the smell of old pigeons?"

"!"

Hongli paused: "Well, you guys know each other well, have a good relationship?"

Bad, the murderer not only did not escape from the scene of the crime after committing the crime, but even brought the victim's body to the sufferer!
 Energy Recovery, Cards Come, Little Seedlings
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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