So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 103 Everyone Open Up Your Points, Don't Trick Your Brains!
"Aha, what are you talking about?"

Hongli smiled and pretended to be stupid, "I don't know any old pigeons. Look at me, how can such a hard-working person have something to do with pigeons?"

"Hmph, don't try to lie to me!"

Chongshui Bingxi's eyes widened: "This is definitely his smell, tell me, what is your relationship with him!"

"Ah...he and I are..."

Hongli scratched her head, and tentatively asked in a low voice: "Okay, good friend?"

"Huh? Go to hell!"

"He and I are enemies of life and death, and we have a bloody feud!"

Hong Li immediately changed her words: "He took his [-]th brother and brutally killed many of my relatives and friends in various ways. He is my great enemy!"

"Uh……"

Chongshui Bingxi moved away the rhino horn, and said suspiciously: "Really? You also have a grudge against that old pigeon?"

"Well, I may take the liberty to ask, what exactly are you and that pigeon..."

Hong Li pointed to the sky: "What is the relationship?"

But in an instant, she had compiled a bloody love story in her mind.

"You go, rhinoceros and pigeons are destined not to be together."

"No! Why, as long as you really love each other..."

"But, that's my parents' decision, they think you..."

"I don't agree, why should our love be decided by the previous generation!"

"I don't want to make them sad, I hope you can understand."

"No, no, I will hate you forever!"

"Hmph, don't mention it!"

Sure enough, Chong Shui Bingxi had a gloomy expression that could not bear to recall the past: "That guy, that guy, while I was sleeping, he took his little brother to pull on my head (), and said with a beating face that who made you Can't fly!"

"Ah, that, is it possible..."

Hongli felt that she should say something fair: "Is it possible that it was a misunderstanding?"

"Thirty-four times!"

"What the hell is this? Beat him to death!"

"Yes, beat him to death!"

Chongshui Bingxi looked at Hongli's appearance of fighting against the enemy, and relaxed his vigilance a little: "So, why do you smell of him, and he is also on you...?"

"Ha, stop joking."

Hongli couldn't help but smiled and waved her hands: "How stupid am I to be pulled by those guys, oh, I didn't mean to target you..."

Heavy Water Ice Rhino: "..."

"So what is your relationship with them, and what are you doing here?"

Chong Shui Bingxi yawned impatiently: "Say it quickly, don't delay my sleep!"

"Well, it's easy for me to come here."

Hongli pointed to the mysterious ice spar mine beside her: "Just weigh me a few hundred catties and let me pack it up and take it away."

"?"

Chong Shui Bingxi looked puzzled, is there something wrong with his ears or something wrong with his brain?

"Hey, don't put a question mark on your head, just listen to me."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Didn't you just ask me what I have to do with that pigeon? I just beat him to death."

"Are you serious?!"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li patted the storage bag, and at the same time was ready to run away if there was any disagreement: "He's still here, don't believe me, let me show you?"

"..."

Chongshui Bingxi looked at Hongli, then at the crystal mine next to him, gritted his teeth: "Okay, I can weigh you a few hundred catties!"

Hei Xiaolong, who eavesdropped in the distance: "?"

"Okay, brother Bingxi is bright!"

"But there is one condition."

"what?"

"You'll have to give me that old pigeon's body in exchange."

Chongshui Bingxi snorted softly: "I want to eat it one bite at a time, to relieve my hatred!"

"That's too much, that's me..."

"mom!"

Xiao Huo suddenly made a sound, and whispered: "Give it to him, anyway, there are dozens of small ones, enough."

"Hey, what do you know, you little kid? Can the nutritional value of the small one compare with the big one?"

Hong Li muttered in a low voice: "Look at it is so-big, after stewing it into soup and eating it, maybe it can be so-big!"

"But……"

Xiao Huo sneered: "It doesn't look good if it's too big."

"Well, it makes sense..."

Hong Li frowned in thought, but suddenly realized, she stared at Xiao Huo with wide eyes: "No, what the hell are you talking about, what's the big deal, is this something you, a kid, should know?"

"Inherit...inherit memory!"

"I figured it out. You didn't pass down any serious things in your inheritance memory. You just left it there to poison the future flowers!"

Hongli sighed, and dragged out the dead body of the king pigeon: "Forget it, let's pay the travel expenses, hand over the pigeon and hand over the stone!"

"Good! It's bright enough!"

……

"The old rhinoceros looked quite honest, but in the end, his mind was either bad or bad."

Hongli stared at the fingernail-sized black ice spar in her palm, felt its weight, and said speechlessly: "Why are you so straightforward, so this alone weighs several hundred catties?
It's a big loss, it's a big loss, if it spreads out, people will definitely laugh at it! "

"Ah, sister Hongli, it's okay."

Hei Xiaolong smiled foolishly: "This is enough for me to break through, and there is even some left over!"

"Oh, remember to settle the final payment."

"Ah?"

"Whatever I say."

"So the igloos we built are useless!"

"How can that kind of thing be comfortable at home?"

Looking back at the ever-shrinking snow mountain, Hongli shook her head, she might never come to this damn place again in her life.

[Heiyang: Hongli, I'm so hot! 】

[Hongli: Heh, just let the horse come over, I have prepared a surprise for you! 】

[Heiyang: ? 】

[Hei Yang: Come on, we haven't seen each other for half a year, and you're going to fuck me when we meet? 】

[Hong Li: Bah, this time it was really a surprise, where do you want to go! 】

[Hei Yang: Not a clock? 】

[Hongli: No. 】

[Hei Yang: Blade? 】

【Hongli: No...】

[Hei Yang: Then... rotten apples, rotten eggs, green hats, novels, clay cakes, or give me a punch when we meet? 】

[Hongli: I'll give you a knife in the waist, are you happy? 】

[Hei Yang: Tch, I knew it! 】

[Hongli: What the hell are you, you must be sick! 】

[Hongli: Seriously, serious surprise, can you trust me once? 】

【Hei Yang: Well then, I actually prepared a surprise for you too...】

【Hongli: ! 】

[Red Glass: Dead cockroach, banana peel, bitterness, abuse, floral skirt, lime biscuit? 】

[Hei Yang: You still have the face to criticize me, don't you frankly don't believe me? 】

[Hongli: No, I just trust you too much, okay! 】

[Hei Yang: Not to mention anything else, isn't a floral dress a normal gift, or is it not good-looking? 】

【Hongli:......】

【Hongli: You know... I don't like wearing skirts...】

[Hongli: So you just disgusted me on purpose? ! 】

[Hei Yang: Then I see that you are very happy after wearing it! 】

[Hongli: What the hell do you want to see! 】

【Hongli:......】

【Black Sun: ... 】

[Hongli: Well, I didn't say anything, forget what I said just now, please, please! 】

【Black Sun: Abba Abba】

[Hongli: No, I only wore it because you begged me so humbly, so don't think about it! 】

[Hei Yang: Chirp quack]

[Hongli: Do you insist that I cry out for you! 】

[Hei Yang: Cough cough, that...I'm serious, this time it's really a serious gift. 】

[Hei Yang: More exciting than a floral skirt! 】

[Hongli: ? ? ? 】

[Hongli: Good brother, hold your hand high, spare my life? 】

[Hei Yang: Then tell me what you like, and I'll prepare it for you right away. 】

[Hongli: No, we've known each other for so many years, you don't know what I like? 】

[Hongli: I understand, the feelings have faded. 】

[Hei Yang: Wow, then you are sure that what you prepared is what I like? 】

[Hongli: ? 】

[Hongli: No, did you make a mistake? 】

[Hongli: The point is the things I prepared, the point is me, silly dog, my good brothers and iron buddies have spent all my time preparing gifts for you, you have to like it if you don’t like it! 】

[Hei Yang: Then... I am looking forward to it? 】

【Hongli: This is more or less...】

[Hongli: Ah, ah, don't worry, I definitely put a lot of thought into preparing this time, and you will be moved to such a mess after seeing it! 】

[Hei Yang: Then, wait and see? 】

[Hongli: But don't expect too much, or you might be disappointed...]

【Black Sun: ... 】

【Hei Yang: Seriously, let me do it now, I really miss you...】

[Hong Li: Huh?what!Heh, haha, this, this is so normal, after all, I am such an excellent person... Moths revolve around light!Right, that is it! 】

【Hei Yang: Uh, then do you miss me? Seriously. 】

【Hongli: ! ! ! 】

[Hei Yang: I don't understand the three exclamation marks. 】

[Hongli: Just... just want to lose it, just think about you a little bit, don't be so sentimental! 】

[Hei Yang: Hehe. 】

[Hongli: Hey, you're big!go to hell! 】

　Kamen Rider Doujin!
　　
　
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