So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 104 Tsundere Ruin Your Life, Hesitation Will Defeat!

"Ahahahahaha! She said she misses me, hahahaha, she misses me!"

In the mountain forest, there was a burst of wild laughter suddenly, and the birds in the forest fled in a hurry with their families.

"hold head high!!!"

The tall horse couldn't help whining, "Big brother, big brother, take it easy, don't get excited, it's about to fail!"
"Oh, sorry sorry."

Hei Yang saw that Brother Ma was already foaming under him, and quickly got off the horse, and gently comforted him: "Well, I was a little agitated because of a sudden illness, don't worry about it, brother Ma, please be considerate of me, the little kid in love. That fingernail-like brain!
Actually, normally I'm not like this, it's just... It's just that my brain has melted away now!You know what I mean? "

horse:"……"

So why should it be a victim of someone else's love?

Damn it, kill me for the two of you to add to the fun!
"Well, rest for a while, rest for a while, don't hold your breath, I will take a breath too."

Heiyang scratched his head embarrassingly, and led the horse slowly: "Well, big horse, have you ever been in love, or do you have a favorite horse?"

horse:"……"

Can we stop which pot does not open and carry which pot, it is castrated, woo woo woo, already, I can no longer love it!

This knife directly pierced its heart and lung tubes!

Hei Yang: "..."

very scary.

"Ahem, that, sorry, I didn't pay attention..."

Cold sweat broke out on Heiyang's forehead, and he said with a sneer: "Haha, actually, I heard that as long as you reach the golden core stage, you can not only resist the wind, but also regenerate broken limbs, so... horses always have dreams, right?" !"

"Well, let me put it another way..."

Heiyang whispered quietly: "The horse you like, does it like other horses?"

horse:"!!!"

What kind of tauren are you, pure love warhorse fury!
The big brown-black horse has red eyes and is panting heavily. If it can't be beaten, it will give this dog two hooves!
"No, I didn't mean to provoke you..."

Looking at Da Ma's appearance, Hei Yang felt a little guilty: "That's right, I don't have much experience in love, so I want to ask a big boss for advice."

When he was in the capital before, he was surrounded by elders, so Hei Yang couldn't ask them for advice.

And Hei Changhong is already a greasy uncle, listening to him will definitely fail!

Then there is Hei Chen and the others, heh, children of the nephew generation, what do they know!
Can't let him ask muscular uncles?
Heiyang was afraid that after their guidance, he might never hope to be with Hongli in his life.

As for Aunt Qing Lianlian...

If my mother knew that she was asking her little sister about that kind of thing, she probably couldn't help but rush forward with a kitchen knife...

But it would be great if mom was here, she would definitely have a solution, and would be very willing to help him...

Pooh!How old is a person, and you have to rely on your mother when you fall in love, so what a giant baby!

Therefore, after asking and asking, there is not a single situation that matches him.

"Really, I've decided..."

Sighing, Hei Yang said seriously: "You can't delay any longer, if you like it, you must seize the opportunity, and you can't wait until you lose it to regret it, you know that Tsundere ruins your life!

So, I plan to find a time to formally confess my love to her after this time, no matter if I fail or not, I have no regrets...

No, if I fail, my life will be full of regrets, woo woo woo, what's the point of living, woo woo, forget about dying, Grandma Meng loves me again..."

horse:"……"

This man is seriously ill, ignore him, ignore him.

"I am serious."

Hei Yang had a serious face: "When I get there, I will confess directly, no one can stop me!
If you are shy, just be shy, I don’t want face, I will fight for the family status later, anyway, I will formally confirm the relationship first, otherwise I will feel flustered, you know?
Just, I used to feel that I had nothing to say to her, but now I talk a few more words, and both sides are afraid to speak. It’s okay if this situation lasts for a while, but it will be a disaster if it goes on for a long time. Brother Ma, do you understand what I mean? ? "

horse:"……"

Ah yes yes you are right so can you shut up it's just a horse and shouldn't listen to such cruel things ok!

At this time, Malaysia felt as if a will named "fff" descended on it across infinite time and space.

"Brother Ma, brother Ma, do you think my confession can succeed?"

horse:"……"

"You said that if I succeed, what should I do, is it the same as before?
It's better to be bold, just like the legendary kisses and hugs, wow, it's very exciting to think about it! "

horse:"?"

No, that's all you pursue?
If you don't need it, you can donate it to the horse you want, thank you!
Thinking of this, Hei Yang couldn't help but hang his head in frustration: "No, I have no experience at all, why do you think I was so obedient before?

Believe what the teacher and parents said, saying that students can't fall in love early, but when I got to high school, I found out that I was the only fool who was obedient..."

horse:"……"

Why, how about letting it practice kissing skills with you?
"Hmm, palpitation, confusion, fascination, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, difficulty breathing, weakness in limbs..."

Heiyang rubbed his forehead: "I feel a little dizzy..."

horse:"……"

It is recommended to dig a hole on the spot and bury yourself.

"Brother Ma, you will definitely bless me!"

Yes, yes, I wish you the best of luck...

"Don't worry, as long as I succeed in confessing this time, I will definitely come and fulfill my wish!"

Hei Yang patted the horse's back, and said solemnly: "Bet on the title of alchemy master, I will definitely help you recover!"

"hold head high!"

The horse stared, and it took back what it said just now, you must be happy!
Thinking of recovering one day, Da Ma couldn't help but jump for joy, and began to frantically pull the rein, trying to push Hei Yang back on his back.

Hurry up, come up quickly and I'll take you to see your wife, don't put the mother-in-law here, can you have a sense of time like it!
Ok?
Will named f?
Sorry, unfamiliar!
"Hey, don't worry, don't worry, I'll go up at the intersection ahead. Speaking of which, would you like to try this?"

Heiyang opened his clothes and fumbled through the twenty storage bags on his body—nine were donated by the fifth prince, and one was contributed by everyone from Tianmen. Then he found that there were too many things to fit, so he went out and bought another ten. indivual!
Until he took out a small bottle, Heiyang shook it and confirmed that it was what he was looking for: "Well, I didn't want to throw away the scraps left over from refining the Qi Refining Pill before, thinking about how much I can sell as scrap pills when I sell them." I can count some money.

But I have been too lazy to go. When I packed it, I found it was still there, so I put it in casually.

There is one thing to say, the alchemy furnace is really not easy to use, especially the reverse locking design, it almost gave me a brain congestion.

Well, you can chew it as a snack, it can somewhat speed up the speed of your exercise..."

……

Unboxing*4!

Get random skill points*3
Obtain Danfang*1
[Skill Wind Twist (Green) is promoted to Bengqi Selliao (Blue)]

[Talented Great Clever Ghost (Green) is promoted to Great Wisdom (Blue)]

[Skill Seeing Through the Red Dust (Green) is promoted to Nobody Knows Better than Me (Blue)]

Get Dan Fang: Go on, I'm listening (blue)

Skills: Crashing and Selling
Quality: blue

Effect: Consume [-]% of physical strength, instantly leave the battle, the Jindan stage and below are undetectable, and at the same time increase the speed by ten times, consuming [-]% of physical strength every second.

(Originally: Consume 10% of your own physical strength, instantly leave the battle, disappear in the enemy's sight, and increase your own speed by three times for [-] seconds. It is effective for the foundation building stage and below.)
Introduction: Sold, sold...

Talent: great intelligence
Quality: blue

Effect: Increase the talent owner's cultivation speed by [-]%, greatly enhance the comprehension, and greatly increase the chance of entering the state of enlightenment.

(Originally: Increase the talent owner's cultivation speed by [-]%, and slightly increase his comprehension.)
Introduction: Don't let those heaven's favored ones know how talented you are, or they will feel inferior.

Skills: No one knows better than me
Quality: blue

Effect: Even Golden Core cultivators or treasures have no privacy in front of you, and no one knows their little secrets better than you.

(Originally read: People or things under the green quality have no secrets in front of you)

Introduction: Curious, what will happen if you use this ability to observe a person with the ability of "Magic Primordial Demon", you will definitely try it out of curiosity, right?

Dan Fang: Go on, I'm listening
Quality: blue

Effect: After taking this elixir, even a cultivator at the Golden Core stage must obediently admit that there are a few moles on his buttocks!

Introduction: Traveling at home, a must for torture!So you must not use it for boring things, right?

【Lazy Dog Salted Fish Rescuer】

Binder: [Black Sun] [Red Glass]

Current progress:

Realm: [Seventh Layer of Qi Refining (White)]

Exercise:

Five Elements Qi Refining Method (White)
Elixir forging Qi (white)
Active skills:
【Collapse and Sell (Blue)】

【Insidious Backstab (Blue)】

【No one knows better than me (blue)】

【Broken reality! (blue)】

Supernatural powers:
【Fire Fairy (Blue)】

Passive skill:
【Magic Benmo (Blue)】

talent:

【Big Clever (Blue)】

【Alchemy Master (Purple)】

[Sword and Spear (Blue)] (self comprehension and improvement)

Dan Fang: [I want to cultivate immortals, the mana is boundless (green)]

[Continue talking, I'm listening (blue)]

　You don't sleep in the middle of the night, right? Turn off the lights and go to sleep!
　　(Also: turn off the light and look at the phone, it is not good for the eyes)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)