So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 128 I don't say love, it's hidden in my heart; but if I want to scold you, I really want to scold you
"Oh roar?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li who was huddled in the corner of the bed, and raised his eyebrows. The culprit who made him wake up in the morning and was stuck on the wall, obviously, he didn't need to think about it.

"Hongli, right? Domestic violence, right?"

Hei Yang snorted softly: "If you kick me against the wall today, will you bury me in the ground tomorrow?"

"You, you deserve it!"

"uh-huh?"

"Uh huh what!"

Hongli looked at Heiyang with red eyes, and her voice trembled: "You, what did you do to me yesterday and last night? Tell me quickly!"

"Huh? Didn't do anything."

Hei Yang spread his hands: "Otherwise?"

"You bullshit!"

"Where am I talking nonsense?"

"You speak illogically!"

"Aha?"

"Do you think..."

Hongli stretched out her arms angrily and pointed at Heiyang: "Put yourself in the shoes of Heiyang, if I were Heiyang, when a Hongli who had no power of resistance appeared in front of me, I would definitely do this and that and then so!
After all, I am now a despicable, evil, shameless and obscene black sun, I am not surprised that I can do anything, okay?
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Ah, yes, yes, since you've said that, I won't pretend anymore."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "I've done everything I can do, as shameless as you want, as obscene as you want, are you satisfied?"

"I knew it!!!"

Hongli looked sad and indignant: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

"Okay, okay, what happened has happened."

With a sullen face, Heiyang comforted him, "It can't change anything!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

Hong Li said aggrievedly: "At any rate, at any rate, at any rate you woke me up too, I don't know anything, woo woo woo..."

"Tsk tsk, it would be bad if you knew."

Hei Yang couldn't help laughing out loud: "I really, hahaha, didn't do anything right."

"Ah?"

"It's what it is, just after leaving Wangchuan, I celebrated your birthday with you again, and when you got into a row at night, you were still drunk, beating people like crazy, and finally put you to sleep, I'm almost exhausted, okay? "

Hei Yang sat back on the bed, and lay down on his back: "Why do you have the energy to make a fuss, you just want to sleep next to the bed."

"Tch, that's it."

Hongli instantly recovered her calm face, and said in a disdainful tone, "It's not as good as a beast, heh!"

"Ah yes yes yes."

Heiyang closed his eyes with a peaceful expression: "So, go and see what time it is, I'm too lazy to move."

"You don't have to move, okay..."

Hongli glanced out the window, and the bright sun was hanging in the sky: "It's okay, it's still early, it's only around noon."

"Although you say so..."

Hei Yang sighed: "But I have to go out later, first to pick up Da Ma from our temporary residence, and then take him and Copper Snake to register a wave of information, get an identity certificate and so on.

Well, squint for another ten minutes, and go out in ten minutes. "

"Too."

Hong Li nodded, and also lay down and closed her eyes, showing the same death expression of Heiyang: "Anyway, I'm not in a hurry, I was drunk last night, and I'm still a little dizzy today, so I might as well sleep until the day after tomorrow." .”

"Wow, I have something to say when you mention this!"

Heiyang bounced up suddenly, startling Hongli: "What are you doing, you're so surprised!"

"You still ask me."

Hei Yang showed a serious expression, and said seriously: "Didn't I tell you that you are not allowed to drink, you are not allowed to drink, but what happened to you last night, you are disobedient, right?"

"Well……"

Seeing Heiyang's expression like this, Hongli felt a little dazed, as if she had returned to her childhood, and lowered her head aggrieved.

"Well, isn't Brother Heiyang here with you? If you weren't here, I wouldn't have touched a drop..."

"no sooner said than done?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Then you look up and look into my eyes."

"Oh……"

"Open your mouth."

Heiyang snorted softly: "Let me see if there is still the smell of alcohol."

"No, it can't be..."

"Ok?"

"Oh……"

Hongli shrank her head, and slowly opened her mouth.

"Ah-poof, Gudu, cough cough..."

"Quick, drink some water, don't choke."

"Oh, thank you."

Hong Li hurriedly took the water glass that Hei Yang handed over, and drank it all in one gulp: "Gudu Gudu..."

"Ok?"

Suddenly, Hong Li was stunned, and didn't pay attention to the water flowing down her chin. She suddenly reacted, and looked at Hei Yang with wide eyes: "What the hell did you just throw into my mouth?"

"Hahahahahahahaha, I can't do it anymore, I'm about to die from laughing, you Hongli is a shrewd person, and you will be such a fool one day, hahahahaha!"

Heiyang couldn't hold back in an instant, almost couldn't help but laugh, tears came out of the corners of his eyes: "Also, what else can it be, what do you think?"

"What do I think...wrong..."

Hongli froze suddenly, a terrified expression appeared on her face, and then squeezed out a smile uglier than crying.

"No way...haha...

Heiyang, why don't you be such a dog...

It must not be what I thought, right?
You say no! "

"Tsk tsk."

Heiyang shook the small bottle in his hand, smiled and looked at the stiff-faced Hongli: "Continue talking, I'm listening, Xiaoli, why do you carry this kind of elixir with you?"

"No, you misunderstood!"

Hongli sneered twice, and blurted out: "This is for planning to get you drunk, and then feed you pills to make you confess your love, and it's also the trump card I'll use to train you in the future...Fuck, I'm not right! "

"Oh, the effect of the medicine is very obvious."

There was a funny expression on Heiyang's face, Hongli couldn't help shivering when he saw it.

"Heiyang, I advise you to be kind, to be a good person, to save a thread, so that we can meet each other in the future, and to keep the green hills, so that you don't have to worry about running out of firewood...

Anyway, I warn you oh, don't take it too far! "

"Hey hey hey."

Black Sun: (ω)hiahiahia
"Woooooooo..."

Red Glass:_

"Hmm, let's test it first."

"Test your size!"

"What color are you wearing?"

"Grass... Grass, Heiyang you ****"

"Do you have a favorite boyfriend?"

"Heiyang! I must not marry him! Heiyang, you ****"

"Then what do you think of Heiyang treating you?"

"He is super nice to me! But if I still want to be lazy, I can only find a way to sacrifice him. He will definitely forgive me!

Cough cough, that, listen to my explanation..."

"So now, Heiyang is in front of you, what do you want to say to him?"

“************”

"Crap, no, you don't follow the direction of the script, do you?"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Shouldn't it be something like "I like you" or "I love you"? What do you mean by a string of asterisks here?"

"Tch, you asked me what I wanted to say."

Hongli turned her head away, rolled her eyes, and gave up on herself: "Nuo, isn't that what I mean, I want to scold you?"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Forget it, I don't bother to talk to you."

Hei Yang sighed, got up and got out of bed: "I'm going out, you should rest first, to ease the hangover."

"Hey, wait a minute."

Hong Li shouted: "You just left me here alone?"

"No? Isn't it very safe here?"

"I'm bored!"

"Then you go with me."

"No."

Hongli resolutely refused: "Is there any way to pass the time without moving?"

"Practice."

"Grass, change to another!"

"Well……"

Heiyang thought for a while, sighed, took out a big thick book from a storage bag on his body, and threw it to Hongli: "Nuo, let's read to pass the time."

"what is this?"

Hongli reached out to take it, with a puzzled look on her face, feeling familiar?
"Top secret information, I guarantee you are interested."

"Huh? Do you need the one that burns after reading it?"

"Grass, don't mind!"

"So what do you say this is?"

"Don't you know if you look it up yourself?"

Heiyang stepped out and waved his hand: "It's my diary, only you can read it, don't let others know."

"Ah?"

Hongli was startled, the door was gently closed, and the room returned to tranquility.

(End of this chapter)